I heard that people who come in have made a fortune [entertainment circle]

At the end of the year, the company plans to make a small-cost funny New Year's film by itself, bringing together actors, singers, idol teams and trainees in the company.

The main purpose is to have fun.

The secondary purpose is to create a hodgepodge, so that supporters of different artists are willing to contribute to its ratings.

Once again, the main purpose is to add bricks and tiles to artists who are already popular, and to add fuel to artists who are not popular enough. By the way, let artists who are sitting on the bench have one more chance to appear on the scene, and maybe discover their uniqueness.

In addition to the requirements for idols, not to be corrupted by obscene and obscene lines, all participants can choose the character settings that they find interesting.

This small-budget comedy book only took two days to shoot, and everyone didn't have time to think about any special characters.

Some people follow the persona they advertised to the outside world.

Some people walk according to their own character.

There are also people who follow the person they like.

So some of the female artists are sweet and cute, some are high-cold and royal, some are intellectual and gentle, and some are demon-like.

Some of the male artists are cool and domineering, some are sunny and warm, some are athletic, and some are elites with high knowledge.

As an artist highly praised by the company, it is natural that he has a lot of roles.

The project manager personally came to ask Su Luochen what kind of character design he wanted. As we all know, it's easiest to play yourself.He said he wanted to be a demon king.

Yan Mingsheng's company is extremely efficient, collecting all the people and designs, finishing the outline of the script that night, and starting up the next morning.

The kidnapped princess who has been away for many years!

Su Luochen was extremely happy.

Since there is only an outline of the script, most of the plots are decided temporarily, as long as they are happy enough, they will pass.

Power on, the princess enjoys the flowers in the castle.

Su Luochen suddenly appeared in front of the princess: "Don't shout, pack your bags and follow me."

According to the setting that the princess made for herself, she is the heroine of Mary Sue. The devil loves her so he kidnaps her, and the prince loves her, so he hires a brave man with a lot of money to rescue her. Only when the brave man loves her will he accept the commission.

"Ah, Demon King, are you here to take me out of this deep cage? I have long wanted to fly freely like the birds in the sky." The princess recited the lines with a Shakespeare flavor.

"Ah, beautiful princess, hurry up and pack your luggage, don't be too wide or too heavy, otherwise your father and king will overtake you and me." Su Luochen also followed her tune.

In the next plot, the princess packs her luggage, and a toothbrush is placed in the big box.

"Leave it alone, I'll do it. Soft clothes can be rolled up and stuffed at the edge..." Su Luochen couldn't stand it any longer, and packed the luggage for the princess, explaining how to make effective use of the space in the suitcase by the way, so that she could become a real "Storage Master" Tips".

Taking the princess back to the Demon King's City, two brave men came.

They went through hardships, such as getting lost again and again.

They suffer, like being sucked out of their last dollar at a tollbooth in a dark forest.

Finally came to the devil's castle.

Knock on the door, no answer.

Slam the door, but it won't move.

A brave man cleared his throat and began to sing: "Do you want to build snowman"

The director yelled "stop" and rejected the improvisation: "This can't be sung, and I will be sued by the strongest legal department in the Western Hemisphere and bankrupt."

Another brave man rolled up his sleeves and knocked on the door rhythmically: "Dong dong dong penny, dong dong dong penny, dong dong dong penny..."

The director whispered to the legal specialist who was watching the excitement: "Warner Bros.'s legal affairs are better than yours, which one is better?"

Legal Specialist: "Just this one sentence is fine, at most it's a tribute, not even a meme."

The brave said that there is no door in the world that they cannot enter.

After legal approval, the gate of Demon King City was finally opened for them.

The one who opened the door for them was a very fierce-looking monster with a bowl of noodles in his hand and horns on his head.

They waved their weapons and shouted: "Die, Demon King!"

The monster took a step back, the knife slashed on the bowl, the noodles were broken, and the soup, noodles, chopped green onion and sliced ​​meat dripped all over the floor.

"It's over." The monster yelled in despair, and hurriedly squatted on the ground to clean up.

Suddenly, the Yin wind howled!Dark clouds overwhelm!

Su Luochen wore the big cloak of the demon king and walked down the high steps.

His footsteps echoed in the dark hall, and his eyes were cold and unfeeling.

He is the legendary devil who kills people without batting an eyelid, and he is an evil that treats human life like nothing.

The two brave men drew their swords.

"Where is my face?" Su Luochen didn't look at them at all, and stared at the little demon coldly.

The entertainer playing the little demon sat on the floor tiles in a mermaid posture, wiping away tears with one hand, and pointing at the two brave men with the other: "They stole it."

Su Luochen was furious: "I thought you were brave men who slay demons and subdue demons, but I didn't expect you to be thieves!"

Brave: "..."

Next, there is an insincere fighting scene, and the brave loses.

Su Luochen looked at them coldly: "You guys, do you have any last words?"

Brave: "..."

Those who have last words are the protagonists who have been rescued.

If you don't have a last word, you have to finish it, and you haven't shown your face yet.

A brave man held his head high and held his chest high: "Yes, the noodles are overcooked and the meat is too old. It is really unprofessional to serve such noodles in the city of the devil. Today I will let you see what is authentic Guanzhong oily and spicy rice. Served with Jincheng sliced ​​noodles."

In this way, a brave man stayed behind with his quick wit, and would often appear in the form of a background board in the Demon King's City. Occasionally, he could add drama according to his own hobbies, such as doing lap dance around the Demon King while pulling noodles.

The other one who didn't turn his head around just finished it like this.

Under everyone's collective brainstorming in this nonsense comedy drama, aliens, oriental realms of comprehension, transmigration, systems, and rebirth appeared again...

For funny, everyone has a different understanding. Some people think it is a spoof line, some people think it is a strange makeup, and some people think it is a cold joke with a sharp turn on the gas pedal.

The only common cognition is: Su Luochen's existence is just a joke.

Among all the people, he was the only one who kept a straight face and was serious about his career.

In the great atmosphere of sand sculptures by all members, the more serious the funnier.

In the end, the devil stopped kidnapping the princess and opened a dating agency. The business was booming and there were many customers.

The freeze-frame shot of the film is that Cupid, who was robbed of his business, shot Su Luochen with a golden arrow, and Su Luochen ran away quickly, clutching his butt.

There is nothing special to worry about this kind of lively movie. In the past, it was shot during the day and broadcast directly at night, so many bugs can be picked out, and even bugs have become part of the movie-watching experience.

Originally, a lot of special effects needed to be done in Demon King City, and all the powerful later stages were replaced with one line of words.

When Su Luochen appeared on the stage, there were four large bold characters "overcast clouds" above the Demon King's City.

When the king learned that the princess had been kidnapped, there were four large characters "exhausted" hanging above his head.

However, the king set himself up with a cold and domineering temperament, his emotions and anger are invisible, commonly known as facial paralysis.

On the other hand, the nurse at the side was extremely anxious, as if she wanted to fight the devil desperately.

Therefore, the considerate later drew an arrow under the words "disappointed", pointing to the king.

It took twelve hours to make the samples and hand them over to Yan Mingsheng.

In the later period, they were afraid to leave work and waited tremblingly for the boss to issue amendments.

I have already thought about changing it a hundred times and finally returning to the first draft.

Unexpectedly, Yan Mingsheng let them go.

They only let them cut some procrastinating plots to make the laughs more dense.

Soon, this large-scale comedy star-studded Chinese New Year movie produced by Huanyu was launched on all major platforms.

Except for some fans who want to support their idols, most people watch it with the mentality of watching a joke.

A "joke" in a sarcastic sense.

The script basically relies on free play.

The shooting took two and a half days.

The scene was on a small set, without even changing booths.

Among the actors, there are artists who act in the same way, and artists who have been ridiculed for their rustic looks all the year round.

There are also some fans of idols who are not satisfied: our brother is so handsome, how can we let him play Hanhan?

Only Su Luochen's fans were particularly satisfied: Acting in his true colors!

Su Luochen saw the online comments and was shocked: "Do they know that I'm the devil?"

After thinking about it, I can't...

After looking carefully, I realized that what they said about acting in his true colors meant that he had always acted as a villain, and he was often on sand sculpture news.

Not long after the film was launched, the commenters turned from watching jokes to "really fragrant"

"I laughed so hard that all the chickens in my neighborhood crowed after me."

"I laughed until my neighbors wore hearing aids."

"I laughed until my house collapsed."

In 8 hours, the hit rate soared to over [-] million.

Su Luochen looked at the data of each platform, and said worriedly: "This is not good, it's too blatant to brush data."

"Yan Mingsheng said with a smile, "It's true that the broadcast data is not updated, and the data on the social platform may be updated by fans, so I can't control it. "

Just as we were talking, an artist said in the group that his foreign fans saw this video on Youtube.

Since the background of this drama is the Western Demon Lord, it is also very popular among foreign audiences.

They watched the devil spare the brave man's life because he cooked delicious food, and watched the devil sing to Xiaohua every day in order to make the flower grow better, and finally forced Xiaohua to become a spirit immediately, and ran away overnight with the basin on his shoulders.

Leaning forward and backward with a smile.

For the final scene, Brokeback Mountain audiences cheered and demanded a sequel:

"Cupid's golden arrow will make the devil fall in love with him! Together, together!"

"You can also join the Eastern God of Love!"

"Ah, the old man? Forget it."

"Old man? Isn't that better?!"

The one everyone talked about the most was Su Luochen, the only honest person in the whole show who worked hard.

"If only my colleagues were as serious as him, unfortunately, my colleagues are all like brave men."

"The more serious he is, the more I want to laugh."

"As soon as he came out later on, I started laughing."

Later, Su Luochen's fans appeared in the comments, and they enthusiastically translated Su Luochen's MV and news into various languages ​​and uploaded them.

Women have a strong passion for something they really like, and are willing to spend time and energy promoting it.

When both men and women like a drama, female audiences will talk about many advantages of the drama, take the initiative to make various outputs, promote wildly, and discuss the plot with others, which is called a true feeling.

Male viewers will only say: "XX is not bad, you can watch it."

In this way, within a short period of time, Su Luochen, who had no such person found abroad, suddenly became a popular tag.

With the doubling of magic power, Su Luochen now believed that Yan Mingsheng did not refresh the data.

Su Luochen felt that he was doing well again. He couldn't use up his magic power every day. If he didn't make a fuss, his whole body would feel uncomfortable.

In order to prevent others from recognizing him, he wore a hood and sunglasses, and wrapped himself up tightly. He found the edge of a building to be demolished and prepared to jump, feeling the long-lost joy of "going for a ride without purpose" .

Unexpectedly, someone beside me suddenly said: "Do you want to jump down?"

No way, this black light is blind, he even sealed the door leading to the roof with magic, no one should be able to come up.

Su Luochen turned his head full of confusion, it turned out to be an earth binding spirit, quite handsome.

She smiled at Su Luochen: "Look, jumping off a building will turn into this."

As she said that, she jumped down and fell to the ground. When she appeared in front of Su Luochen again, her face remained the same as it was the moment before she died. Her face was stained with blood, and her facial features were shattered. personal appearance.

Legend has it that these earth-bound spirits have to find a substitute, and only after they find a substitute can they fly away.

Could it be that she came to find a substitute?

Find a substitute to find the head of the devil, how blind is this?Hey, young and ignorant.

Su Luochen smiled like a weird uncle: "Little girl, it's only been a few days since you died? No senior taught you, before finding a substitute, do you need to find out who you are?"

"So, you don't want to..." Di Bing Ling stared at him blankly, shaking his head: "I'm not looking for a substitute, I'm staying here to prevent others from doing what I did back then."

"Back then? Didn't you just act as a substitute for the previous one?"

The earth binding spirit smiled wryly and shook his head: "I asked for it, I don't blame others."

Su Luochen sat down on the edge of the roof: "This building will be demolished soon, there is no point in staying here, you'd better leave quickly."

"Go... Where can I go? I have already missed reincarnation, and if I can't find a substitute, I will never be able to re-enter reincarnation. It doesn't matter, I don't want to be a human anymore. That's it."

The Earthbound Spirit sighed.

"Don't! What's the matter with you? Why don't you want to be a human anymore? Tell me." Su Luochen squatted by the roof, extremely curious.

Another very simple story. Not long after graduating from Difuling University, she fell in love with a married man. The married man said he would divorce and marry her, but in the end not only did he not marry her, but he also designed legal means to make her fall in love with her. She was in debt of 900 million yuan.

Both her feelings and her money were hurt greatly. She really didn't know what to do, and she didn't even dare to tell her parents, so she went to a dead end.

Su Luochen scratched his head, he thought about it seriously, he could work hard to empathize if his feelings were hurt, the next one might be more handsome and cuter.

But for a person with a salary of more than 1 yuan a month, suddenly owes more than 900 million yuan, and it is still a debt that the court judges to pay. It is really difficult for a little girl to find the courage to continue living.

"Since you are here to persuade people not to commit suicide, it means that you want to open your mind. How did you do it?" Su Luochen was curious.

"At that time, the judgment was made by the intermediate court. I was so angry and anxious that I didn't even think about appealing, so I skipped that night. Now that I think about it, I can appeal, and even if I lose, there are many people who owe hundreds of millions. They They are still alive and well, what am I in a hurry for?"

She shook her head and smiled wryly: "It's not worth it. I'm only in my 20s. It's really not worth it to sacrifice my life for such a thing."

Su Luochen sympathized with her. A nice girl, she was unhappy when she was alive, and when she died, she showed her miserable situation over and over again to persuade others to cherish life.

"Actually, it's quite interesting to be a human being. Maybe you can become the son of this villain after reincarnation, take away his property, and sleep with his lovers..."

Su Luochen has been obsessed with Xiaoma's literature recently, and she can't help herself.

Earth Binding smiled bitterly: "It's really interesting, I can't see that you are so bad. But, what's the use of talking about it now, it's too late."

"It's not necessarily too late."

Su Luochen summoned Bai Wuchang who was busy in the city: "Xiaobai, come here, I have a performance, can you see if I can ask for it?"

Are you kidding, there is a performance, there is no reason?

Bai Wuchang "biu~" appeared in front of Su Luochen and Earth Binding.

"Eh?" Bai Wuchang was extremely surprised, "It's you, why is your obsession not as strong as before?"

Su Luochen smiled: "She is willing to re-enter reincarnation."

"Well...but it's still close." Bai Wuchang pulled up a thin thread on Di Fuling's wrist.

"Although it's not that thick, it's still connected. What else do you wish for?"

Earth Binding shyly looked at the big screen in the shopping mall opposite the building: "In the past few months, this advertisement has been placed over there. I like this man very much. It would be great if I could meet him once."

It was only then that Su Luochen noticed that there was a carousel of advertisements on the big screen, the one just broadcast had already flashed past, and there was only one company logo:

Rong's Foods.

The commercials of Rong's Food that were played during this period were all those he shot.

Su Luochen took off his hood and glasses, and smiled at Earth Binding: "You said it, it couldn't be me."

The Earthbound Spirit opened his eyes wide in disbelief: "Impossible!"

"The Rong family gave me so much advertising fees, even if you say it's impossible, I won't refund the advertising fees." Su Luochen smiled.

Earth Binding opened his mouth wide: "My God, I also have a day when I want to come true."

"That's right, take advantage of the good times, hurry up and go to the underworld to sign in with him, and have a good pregnancy!" Su Luochen waved his hand, and suddenly, he thought of something:

"In case you are reincarnated as a princess, you have to cooperate with me when I come to kidnap you!"