I heard that people who come in have made a fortune [entertainment circle]

Although I don't understand it very well, do elegant nobles eat random stew at night?

And it's takeaway.

And it's free shipping.

And also received full discount coupons.

And I also wrote a bad review seriously, saying that the blood sausage is a circle smaller than the last time I bought it, and the pig blood is two yuan less than before.

And after the shop owner lost ten yuan in coupons, he happily changed the bad review.

"Eat it, eat it while it's hot, it's delicious." The vampire zombie enthusiastically handed the chopsticks to Su Luochen.

"After we finished eating, we played cards together. In the past, there were only me and the old bat at home, and we could only count 24 points. We even brought number changes and power ups and downs, and we were tired of playing. It's time to wait for you. You like to play Run fast, or fight the landlord?"

Su Luochen silently chewed sauerkraut, white meat and blood sausage. In his mind, an elegant but indifferent nobleman should be holding a sandwich in one hand and playing bridge in the other:

"Oh my old chap, you're really good at it."

Su Luochen had already explained his reason for coming here before: "I want to experience the elegant, noble and calm aristocratic life."

The ghost zombie showed an elegant but proud smile: "Mr. Su, you are right to find this place. In China, there is nowhere that has a more aristocratic atmosphere than ours.

The most important thing to be a human being is to have a good posture. No matter what, we will not do anything irrational because of our emotions. "

"I want to ask, how can you two be relatives?" Su Luochen felt that the only similarity between the two was blood-sucking.

The vampire zombie coughed: "This..."

The vampire bat looked up at the sky: "Actually, well, it's a long story."

"Come, come, talk! I don't lack this little time!" Su Luochen looked around and found that there were no melon seeds, so he immediately placed an order and bought two bags for free.

"I am the Earl of England, and serving the country is..." The vampire bat eloquently talked about the honor of his family and country for 10 minutes.

Su Luochen tried his best not to interrupt him with brainwashing sentences from the Internet: "After the first three episodes, the fourth episode will be so good!"

Finally got to the point.

"I went to Burma to fight, and the war was terrible..."

Su Luochen's inner bullet screen: "Pull it down, your country is no different from living in Burma."

"Then I met him." John pointed to the vampire zombie, "Guarjia Rongyu."

"It's Guan, Guan Rongyu." The vampire zombie was dissatisfied. Ever since a certain movie became popular, Guarjia's homonym was "Gua Erjia Four", so it was called Gua Liu on the Internet, which is really too ugly.

"Back then... the Qing Dynasty had been dead for 30 years." Su Luochen blinked his eyes. He was a qualified melon eater, and he remembered clearly the major events at every point in time.

"Yeah, he was 31 years old at the time, he was named Baylor a few days after he was born, and became a nobleman a few months after he was born, and then, kucha~, the Qing Dynasty died."

Su Luochen pouted, this "kucha" is very spiritual, this vampire old bat has listened to the Deyun Club a lot.

"The Qing Dynasty fell, and he ran to the southwest of Yunnan. He first entered the martial arts hall, mixed with a guy surnamed Cai, and then messed with a guy surnamed Dai..."

"What's the surname Dai? It's General Dai. Let me tell you." Guan Rongyu was dissatisfied with the old bat's disrespect.

The story is simple.

As a child of the former dynasty, although he felt very unhappy that his homeland had perished, he was even more unhappy when the barbarians on the small island to the east took over his country, so he joined the army.

In the southwestern border, I followed the expeditionary force into Savage Mountain, got separated from the team, and walked half-dead to Myitkyina alone. Before I had a rest, I met an old bat who came out for a walk in the middle of the night to hunt for food.

The old bat was hungry. Seeing a dirty living person, he thought that if the person died, it would not cause too much of a commotion, so he planned to bite it down. Suddenly, he became obsessed with cleanliness, so he secretly took the person back and washed it clean. net.

Then I became picky about the appearance of the food. People who have been hungry for many days have dull skin and yellow and dry hair.

Can this be tolerated?

No.

"Hey, after talking so much, I'm thirsty, let me talk about it next!" John hurriedly handed Guan Rongyu a glass of snake blood wine, interrupting him.

After picking up someone, he secretly found a lot of delicious food and took them back to feed Guan Rongyu.

If you have the intention of feeding pigs, you will kill it if you kill it.

But this "pig" can talk, look at him with attachment eyes, smile at him, and listen to his thoughts.

[Speaking of this, the old bat kicked Guan Rongyu, he smiled and grabbed Guan Rongyu's ankle, holding it in his hand: "Be gentle, be careful to kick your toe, and you will rub it for a long time."]

The big business of raising pigs has suddenly turned into raising pets. It is impossible for ordinary people to do such things as killing pets and eating them, and neither can old bats.

Until one day, the devil's army attacked the base, and a gun was pointed at the old bat. The old bat knew that someone was targeting him, but he didn't care, anyway, the devil couldn't use silver bullets.

But Guan Rongyu didn't know, he flew over, blocked the bullet for the old bat, and hit the vital point with one shot.

Then the old bat bit Guan Rongyu's neck with the mentality of "since you are going to die, don't waste it".

"Who knew that the setting was accidentally wrong and turned into a first hug mode. He is my son and my partner... so he is a relative... Ouch, baby, take it easy, kick me down, who will meet you tonight You, ouch..."

Su Luochen suddenly felt that the melon seeds in his hand were no longer fragrant, and the dog food was too good.

"Listen to me, that's not the case!" Guan Rongyu hurriedly explained, "I didn't become a zombie because he bit me.

The place where I died was a mortuary. I put it there overnight, and then the corpse changed. General Dai and the souls of hundreds of my comrades came to me that night. They said they should have gone to the Hall of Valor. But seeing the devils still making trouble, I was really not reconciled, and told me to help them see that the mountains and rivers were safe and the world was peaceful.Each of them gave me a bit of Reiki to clear my mind. "

After Guan Rongyu finished speaking, John looked jealous: "You just refuse to admit that I hugged you for the first time, and said, are you still thinking about that dead Yankee?"

"Who misses him? Didn't I capture him with my own hands eight years later?"

"You can obviously beat him to death!"

"Who will be exchanged for prisoners?! You!"

"Hmph, you just can't bear him."

Su Luochen excitedly grabbed another handful of melon seeds: "Come on, come on, what's going on?"

"He!" John exclaimed angrily, "Eat my food and drink my food. After recovering from his injuries, he patted his butt and returned to China. He left me a note, 'The green hills will not change, and the green water will stay forever. Just don't live here, and there will be a period later'," He didn’t even leave an address, and he didn’t have any sincerity, I heard that after returning to China, he picked up a member of the Flying Tigers in the Aluminum Valley of Pianma, an ugly Yankee.”

Guan Rongyu interrupted: "It's not ugly, it looks like Tom Cruise, woo..."

John covered Guan Rongyu's mouth with his hand, and continued:

"It's so considerate to him! He has never taken care of me like this! Every time I take care of him! Really, my heart is for the bright moon, and the bright moon shines in the ditch!"

The more he talked, the more sad he became, John simply sang: "You said you came to see me for two days, and the first wait was more than a year, and the 360 ​​five days were hard. You don't have me in your heart at all! Give me back my love!"

"Didn't it mean raising pigs! Why did you fall in love?" Guan Rongyu chuckled.

John held his head proudly and turned his face away.

Guan Rongyu turned his face back: "At that time, I missed you."

"Humph."

"I thought of everything you did for me, how you took care of me at that time, and what kind of mood you used to find so much food for me in a place where supplies were scarce. When I took care of him, all I thought about was You, do the same things as you, feel the same emotions as you."

The old tsundere bat narrowed his eyes: "Really?"

"Of course it's true. So many of my brothers died in Changjin Lake. If there were no orders from above, I would have killed him with one shot."

"Hmph, then you admit that you like the bear who taught you to drive the MiG-15? You hang around all day long."

Guan Rongyu gracefully bowed to Su Luochen: "I'm sorry, please go to the morning room to rest for a while, Mr. Su, I have family matters to discuss with him."

Su Luochen fled into the morning room with the melon seeds in his arms, and closed the door considerately.

"Hoo...boom...wow...boom...boom..."

"How many times have I told you, 19 years later, I broke his son's arm with my own hands, and you still doubt me! Why don't you say that you are still entangled with that bow tie button endlessly! You want to die, don’t you! I pulled out your bat wings and made soup today.”

"Honey, calm down, don't do this, eating wild animals is forbidden."

"Are you a fucking wild bat!"

"Although I am not wild, I also have a flying heart."

"You have a heart to cheat! I've endured you for a long time. Don't think I don't know that you went back to Su Luochen just to get back the tie button. Get out today and hold your tie button Let's go!"

"Bang! Bang!"

How about elegant but indifferent?

The most important thing is that the posture is good-looking?

Su Luochen sat in the morning room, cracking sunflower seeds while thinking:

Is this domestic violence?

Find the Women's Federation or call the police?

There seems to be no Anomalous Biological Administration in this world...

Forget it, anyway, it's their house, just smash it casually, I don't know if I can still earn a fortune from them as a furniture middleman now.

Su Luochen took a piece of paper at hand, and wrote and drew on it:

The old bat and the bow tie button met and fell in love before the First World War, and died in the First World War at the same time.

After more than 30 years, the old bat went to the scene of World War II and met Guan Rongyu.

The old bat sucked Guan Rongyu's blood.

Guan Rongyu refused to admit that he became a zombie because of the first embrace of the old bat.

Hmm... the relationship is questionable.

Guan Rongyu picked up the Flying Tigers in Pianma.

Eight years later, Guan Rongyu beat the Flying Tigers in North Korea.

Guan Rongyu received flight training from Soviet pilots in North Korea.

Nineteen years later, Guan Rongyu broke the arm of the son of the Soviet pilot on Zhenbao Island.

Tsk tsk... the troubled twentieth century.

Tsk tsk... The general trend of the world, the long-term division must be united, and the long-term union must be torn apart.

Su Luochen pricked up his ears to listen to the movement outside, but couldn't hear clearly.

Will people who eat melons give up because they can't hear clearly!

With so much mana accumulated, let it go to waste!

Good, clear.

I only heard the old bat say: "I did like him, but I also liked you. He is dead, and he doesn't even have a soul left. You can't accuse me of abandoning him because of this."

Guan Rongyu couldn't hear what he said.

The old bat said again: "A person surnamed Cao in your country said that when a man loses his wife, he must be a continuation, and he must be a continuation. Just don't forget about the dead, it means deep affection Yes. It is unreasonable to stay alone for the rest of the life blindly because of the continuation of death, which hinders the great integrity, and the deceased will feel uneasy.

Modern laws also guarantee citizens the right to remarry!

Besides, I didn't lie to you, I told you before you were with me!

Don't you also have a first wife and two concubines in your hometown? "

"My parents forced me to marry them. I didn't even touch them! What about you!"

Oh yo, it's exciting, dare to hold back both of them, and finally couldn't hold back today.

Su Luochen was squatting at the door, holding a small notebook in his hand, silently listening to all kinds of bloody plots outside, tsk tsk, even the screenwriter dared not make it up like this, he would be sprayed to death by the audience.

Write it down and write it down. The next time you do a period film or a war film, it can provide inspiration for the screenwriters.

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"Why are you back? Didn't you say that you are going to experience a week of elegant and indifferent aristocratic life?" Yan Mingsheng was a little surprised.

Su Luochen scratched his head: "I'd better watch "Downton Abbey" and "Dream of Red Mansions" for tutoring, the real aristocratic life is too down-to-earth."

The sun is just right, and the scent of wintersweet in the small garden is pleasant.

On the small table in the glass conservatory is a three-tiered birdcage-style snack stand, as well as a gold-rimmed bone china tea set painted with bustling relief patterns.

"I can also teach you the noble dining etiquette." Yan Mingsheng ordered someone to bring Su Luochen a dress, and let him sit at the small table upright.

"Whether milk is added to the tea or whether tea is added to the milk is the first step to distinguish the noble from the servant. The tea set used by the servant is poor, and rolling the tea may cause the porcelain to explode. Therefore, the noble, add milk to the hot tea. "

Su Luochen excitedly went to grab the macarons on the first layer, but Yan Mingsheng grabbed his wrist: "We should start eating the sandwiches from the bottom."

There are only a few things in total, and a lot of rules and regulations.

Even the direction in which the spoon stirs the milk tea is particular.

Su Luochen went from being excited at the beginning, to having nothing to love in life, to being irritated and irritable.

"That's it!" Yan Mingsheng took a snapshot of Su Luochen's profile.

Like the world-weary face of the legendary supermodel.

Elegant and indifferent, repelling people thousands of miles away, like a crystal sword.