I heard that people who come in have made a fortune [entertainment circle]

On the first day of the new year, it snowed in this city that is neither south nor north, and the place where the snow fell the most was Moments.

Su Luochen woke up and opened WeChat. There were hundreds of unread messages and New Year's greetings. Looking at the format, they were all copied and pasted.

It would be great if there is a key to group back.

Su Luochen retracted the quilt, there is no announcement today, so she can sleep a little longer.

"dong dong dong"

Su Luochen suddenly covered his head with the quilt, pretending that there was no one at home.

Now the courier is placed in a certain bird station, and it doesn't matter who comes to the door at this moment.

The other party persevered and knocked again.

Su Luochen who was under the quilt suddenly felt that the voice was wrong.

Not a knock.

"Who~ is knocking on my window?"

He also knocked on the window on the fifth floor.

Which blind monster dares to come to provoke the devil.

Su Luochen decided to give him a New Year's surprise.

Open the bedroom window, a little monster with snow on its head suddenly flaps its wings, "Pulala" flies in, stands still on the window sill, with its buttocks facing the room and its head facing the outside, with its two short hands in front of it. The head was scratched and pulled, and the snow fell outside.

Then he jumped into the room and turned into a teenager about ten years old.

Su Luochen was sure that he was a monster whose prototype was a bird. He had a round head and a small bag slung across his body. He cleared his throat and said, "Hello, I'm sorry to bother you. May I ask you this is Su Luochen?" ?"

"Correct."

"Please show the life code, it should be sent to your mobile phone."

Su Luochen has confiscated serious text messages for hundreds of years. It was either a small advertisement or a verification code. He touched his phone from the bedside, and among the more than 600 unread text messages, he really found one:

Receiving code: 8274

The little monster entered the number into a palm-sized device and nodded: "That's right, it's you."

"I was ordered to kill you, and I can give you 10 minutes to think about your last words." The little monster thoughtfully took out paper and pens from his small bag: "Many people don't use paper and pens now, and electronic devices are not easy to use. , do you want to use mine?"

After the little monster put the paper and pen on the table, he took out a large stack of plastic sheets from his small bag, and carefully covered the walls, floor, and furniture of Su Luochen's room.

Then he politely asked Su Luochen to get up: "Cover the quilt too."

"What are you doing?" Su Luochen wrapped herself in a quilt. In winter, there was no heating in the room, so it was freezing to death.

The little monster replied earnestly: "When I kill you later, blood may be splattered everywhere, which will affect the second lease. Block it first, it will be convenient to clean up, and the corpse will be taken away, and it will not cause any psychological disturbance to your neighbors." shadow."

"Still... quite serious?"

Facing such a serious little monster, Su Luochen got up very cooperatively.

The little monster covered his eyes with his hands and turned to face the wall.

"Be particular about it!" Su Luochen felt that the little monster was much more sensible than Yan Mingsheng. Last time in the conference room, Boss Yan could not get his eyes off him.

After Su Luochen changed his clothes, the little monster covered his eyes and asked loudly, "Have you changed?"

"not yet."

Su Luochen walked towards the little monster.

"Is it replaced?"

"not yet."

"Is it replaced?"

What answered him was a hand, which picked up the little monster's hands like a chicken, raised it over his head and pressed it against the wall.

Su Luochen reached out to poke the little monster's stomach: "Who sent you to kill me?"

The little monster stretched out its legs, trying to kick Su Luochen's face.

Those two short legs tried their best to plan twice in the air, and they couldn't even reach Su Luochen's arms, let alone kick his face.

Tired myself half to death.

Su Luochen stepped on his insteps: "Who sent you to kill me?"

The little monster struggled vigorously: "The crooked devils and evil ways, everyone can be punished, who else needs to hire me."

"Oh, that's it. Speaking of which, I haven't taken any supplements since the winter solstice. I haven't eaten a single chicken. It's been twenty-nine days. It's the same if I eat you."

Su Luochen patted the little monster's face: "I like to eat from the feet the most, so you can watch yourself being eaten bit by bit. I also want to pluck your hair and make a feather duster for the neighbor next door and his boss." The son who failed the exam..."

The little monster burst out with all its demonic aura, and transformed into its original shape, a Garuda with sharp teeth and sharp beak.

Su Luochen recognized him.

Garuda, the son of the phoenix, the younger brother of the peacock, and the uncle of the Buddha, was once a disaster to the world, and then practiced Buddhism with the Buddha, squatting on the head of the Buddha all day long.

The most stupid thing I have ever done in my life was at the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, the female earth bat of 28 Su farted while listening to the scriptures in front of the Buddha, and pecked her to death.

When he was driven down by the Buddha to atone for his sins, he pecked to death the iron-backed black dragon who was playing in front of his house with shrimp soldiers and crab generals.

Then stir up a bloody storm in the last years of the Northern Song Dynasty.

In a word, this guy is a psychopath, obviously he is also a guy with feathers and feathers, but everyone is a goblin who makes trouble.

"I was kicked down by the Buddha again! What did you do this time? Tell me." Su Luochen was elated. After more than 1000 years, it can be regarded as hearing the gossip of Dapeng again.

Garuda gritted his teeth: "Since you know it's me, why don't you hurry up and get caught, and bend over to die."

Su Luochen poked his stomach again: "Your mother, Phoenix Mingwang, your elder brother, Buddha's mother, Peacock Damingwang Bodhisattva, what are you messing around with? You just pretend to be a Dharma protector, and you don't have anything serious to do all day long, just know how to squat Isn't it embarrassing to wear a cos hat on Buddha's head? Just you? You still want me to die? Are you kidding me?"

"Fighting and defeating the Buddha were once controlled by me. If it weren't for being suppressed by the way of heaven, I would be afraid of you!"

Su Luochen smiled sinisterly: "So, the way of heaven treats me well, and my magic power is not lacking at all."

He snapped his fingers, lifted the water glass in the living room, flew to the water dispenser to get a glass of water, and then flew into Su Luochen's hand.

The movements were chic and smooth, and it took 0.5 mana points to secretly make Su Luochen feel bad.

"Crooked demons and evil ways, suffer death." Garuda roared, trying to break free again, but Su Luochen slammed him against the wall again and again, unable to move.

A roar came from the next door: "What are you doing in bed early in the morning and making such a big noise, and keep people from sleeping! If you keep your fucking voice down, I will play the Diamond Sutra!"

Anger, turned into 1 point of magic power, entered Su Luochen's magic power storage.

Su Luochen was about to clean up the dead bird in front of him, when the phone rang:

"Dad, answer the phone. Dad, answer the phone."

It was Jin Jing who called. She just got a quota for an evening event and asked where Su Luochen was now.

"At home." Su Luochen regretted it after finishing speaking, now that Jin Jing has mana, she can teleport.

really……

"What are you doing? Boss Yan can't satisfy you anymore?" Jin Jing looked at the movement in the room, a little puzzled, and when she saw clearly who the person was pressed against the wall by Su Luochen, she was startled and hurried Let Su Luochen let him go.

"Kinnaruo, you actually recognized this demon as your father?" Garuda was very surprised.

Jin Jing finally knew what the special ringtone Su Luochen had set for herself was.

Then, a human tragedy unfolded in Su Luochen's family: Fei Tian chased the devil with a broom.

With Feitian in charge, the Demon King and Garuda could finally sit down and talk peacefully.

Su Luochen pointed at Jialouluo with a grievance on his face: "He wants to kill me! If I die, who will work for you, who will earn money for you, and who will go to tonight's activities."

"You're such an adult, why do you bully him!" Jin Jing seriously asked Garuda, who looked like a junior high school student, why he bullied Su Luochen, who looked like a college student.

Jialuluo pointed at Su Luochen: "He took something from the Vampire Prince, I can smell that smell. He wants to lure the vampires to the east and bring death to this city. He can sit and feed on the fear of human beings." .”

"I'm like a pig, I just know how to eat." Su Luochen muttered dissatisfied.

Jin Jing glanced at him sideways: "He was right about that."

Su Luochen made a fake cry.

Jin Jing ignored him, and turned to Garuda, "What did he take?"

"A tie pendant."

Su Luochen wiped his face, stood up and took out the bow tie pendant that Yan Mingsheng gave him yesterday. The quaint patterns and the darkened silver surface had nothing special at all except that it was entwined with sad emotions.

Su Luochen was very innocent: "It's this? Boss Yan gave it to me. I'm also curious, what is it?"

"Pretend! Even a vixen knows whose stuff it is, don't you know?" Garuda's eyes were not friendly.

"Oh~ So it was the vixen who wanted to kill me." Su Luochen clapped his hands.

Garuda squeezed his mouth angrily.

At yesterday's dinner party, apart from helping Xiao Baibai drive the succubus out, Su Luochen also stood beside him for a while, using his demon king's coercion to make the other vixens dare not do it again, and Xiao Baibai's clients did not dare to do it again. Crazy.

How could the fox clan, who had always been rampant in the world, be able to bear this anger, turned around and found Garuda, who was full of demons and slaying demons, and reported that Su Luochen was wearing an accessory that smelled like a vampire prince, so he must be a traitor.

"Hey!" Su Luochen jumped up, "Aren't the fox clan demons, why don't you kill me and not them!"

Jialou Luo Yizheng said: "The person who reported you is from the Tushan fox family, the wife of King Yu, not a demon. And she is a lecturer in folklore, has a teacher's certificate, publishes two papers a year, and has also participated in archaeological projects. .You don't even have a high school diploma."

Jin Jing desperately stopped Su Luochen who was going to get a knife in the kitchen: "Calm down, calm down, forget it, he's not smart enough, otherwise can he be demoted by the Buddha over and over again, don't be as knowledgeable as him."

In the confusion, the bowtie drop fell from the table and fell to the ground, splitting.

Su Luochen became anxious: "I want you to pay with my life!"

This was the first time that Yan Mingsheng gave him something seriously, and even put it on for him himself!

Su Luochen pressed Garuda to the ground, and punched him in the face, splitting the corner of Garuda's mouth to see blood.

Not to be outdone, Jialouluo reached out and grabbed Su Luochen's hair, pulling back hard, trying to throw him off his body.

Su Luochen bumped Garuda's nose with his forehead.

Jialuluo suddenly changed back into a bird shape, and Su Luochen's head hit the sharp bird's beak, and a piece of skin fell off.

It was a frenzy, no matter how much Jin Jing tried to persuade them, neither of them could stop. She sacrificed a flying ribbon and tied Su Luochen and Jialuluo back to back.

"Kinnaro, let me go! Do you want to be with demons!" Garuda yelled.

Su Luochen yelled: "Let go of me quickly, idiots will be contagious, and I will become an idiot, and the company will still pay me basic salary, five insurances and one housing fund, Yan Mingsheng will not let you go. "

Jin Jing walked back and forth in front of the two with her hands behind her back: "I think you both need to calm down."

The two tied up people were bound tightly from neck to ankle, unable to even kick each other, and could only hit each other on the back of the head with the back of the head.

"Luochen." It's rare for Jin Jing to be so gentle and polite to Su Luochen, "This time it's his fault first, but he is the protector of the law, if you hurt him, there will be thunderbolts to hit you, you can use other ways to punish him."

"For example?" Su Luochen asked.

"If you guessed right..." Jin Jing pulled away Jia Luolou's coat, and inside was a yellow uniform with a kangaroo painted on it, and four large characters written on it: Meituan Takeout

Inside the yellow uniform is a blue uniform with a big e painted on it, and three words written on it: Are you hungry.

There is also a red uniform inside the blue uniform, with four large characters written on it: GOME

Take it off again, the yellow and blue uniform, and write four characters: Suning.com

The last layer is dark gray, light gray and bright red, with no words, only two letters SF.

Su Luochen sighed: "I'm afraid it's not that the onion has become fine?"

"You can place an order casually, and if it exceeds the time limit, you can forcefully complain to him. I will help you and ensure that all the orders you place will be transferred to him, no matter where he is."

Garuda called Chacha: "You can't treat me like this! We are on the same side! You have fallen!"

Jin Jing was too lazy to talk to him, and blocked his mouth with a streamer.

She picked up the bow tie pendant and checked it: "It's not broken, it can be opened in the middle, hey, there's something inside."

There is a hair hidden in the middle of the bow tie pendant the size of a quail egg, and carefully rolled paper, which is the size of an A4 when it is opened, densely packed with letters.

The ink has faded a bit, I don't know how long it has been left.

Jin Jing read the words on the paper aloud:

Dear John, are you all right?

Since you were transferred, I have written you 63 letters, but there is always no reply.

The last time I heard about you was when your troops went to Verdun. The Germans led the crown prince. I wish you the best of luck in capturing the crown prince.

I dreamed of playing football with you again, on the Eton lawn.

I attack, you keep the goal, the sun shines on your golden hair, like shards of the sun fall on my heart.

When I woke up, there was only withered grass and the sound of wind.

Yesterday we wiped out a German division, and their division commander yelled at me that he was a viscount and asked us to respect him.

It is very interesting, and I thought of you again, the eldest son of the Earl's family.

We used to cuddle together in the cold wind on the top of the mountain, you and I ate the worst black beans without complaining.

You don't know, I was watching you secretly at that time, your eyes are brighter than the stars.

When the war is over, we will be colleagues, and it will be the best golden age we can remember,

You will be in front of the Queen at Buckingham Palace, and I may be at Scotland Yard.

At that time, our feelings will still not be known to others, the church will not allow our love, and the military law will send you and me to the guillotine.

I am not afraid of death, but I cannot bear the shame of your family.

In any case, you will be, must be, the Earl Wilson that everyone admires, and you will be the eternal light in my heart.

I will not send this letter, I will hide it in the tie button you gave me.

It is very precious, even if I die, neither the enemy nor our army will let it be left on the battlefield.

How wonderful it would be if this letter could be made public in a more enlightened age.

I want the whole world to see our love and bless us.

Some people say that the most beautiful love is the one you once had, maybe that's it.

I will embrace the memory of you and embark on a journey.

Tomorrow, my team will set off for the Somme in northern France.

You always don't let me swear, now let me be selfish: Fuck the Germans!

your forever Q

"Is this a love letter from the battlefield? Verdun... the First World War?" Su Luochen was also very keen on war gossip, having carefully studied the history of World War I and World War II.

Jin Jing nodded: "It's still two men."

"How do you know that Q is a man? There were female soldiers in World War I." This was the first sentence Garuda broke free from the shackles of the streamers.

Jin Jing gave him a disdainful look: "I don't believe you are mentally retarded, Eton College only accepts boys!"

"I'm really not afraid of death." Su Luochen raised his eyebrows. During World War I, if anyone in the army knew who was gay, he would be shot directly.

He became excited again: "Why don't you try and use magic power to sense whether these two people are still alive? If they see this bow tie pendant, they should be very happy."

Jin Jing folded the paper, put it back in the interlayer of the bow tie pendant, and fastened it:

"Why bother, more than 100 years have passed. What's more...they should have died the year this letter was written."

Su Luochen recalled that the "Battle of Verdun" was also known as "The Meat Grinder of Verdun". The Battle of the Somme in June of the same year was even more tragic.

"Hmm... death together is considered HE." Su Luochen murmured softly, he didn't like this ending, after a person dies, the issue of the ownership of the soul is a huge workload.

Fixing a gate broken by a charizard is already annoying.

The bow tie pendant was not broken, and I also listened to a story from more than 100 years ago, and the two people who were fighting in full swing just now quieted down.

Feelings heated up in the exchange of gossip, Jin Jing untied the streamer.

Previously, Garuda, who would rather die than surrender, told Su Luochen that it was indeed the vixen who told him about his possession of the bow tie.

"Moreover, the emotion on the bow tie has not been released, which means that at least one of these two people is not dead." Speaking of this, Garuda glanced at Jin Jing.

The Dharma Protector's business knowledge in this area is stronger than that of Fei Tian.

Jin Jing did not refute.

"You said that it vibrated by itself last night because of its sad emotions, which means that the owner of the emotions is in this city, not far from you." Garuda continued.

Suddenly, an ominous voice came from his small bag: "You have a new kill order, please check."

"Ah, wait for me!!" Garuda was about to take the order.

"Bang...boom..." The windows of Su Luochen's house shattered in response.

A bewildered bat flapped its wings and flew in.

"Damn it! Virus!" Su Luochen picked up the soup pot at hand and smashed it along with the leftover noodles from yesterday.

The bat turned into a pale, thin, blond man with a pot on his head and noodles hanging from his face.

"Hi sir, I'm very sorry to bother you..." The bat looked at the bow tie pendant in Su Luochen's hand.

Su Luochen felt that this opening line was very familiar, and glanced at Jialou Luo: "Your colleague? Also an onion essence?"

Garuda turned his head.

"I've been looking for this bow tie pendant for a long time. Would you like to sell it to me? You can bid whatever you want." The bat spirit was very polite.

Jin Jing thought that with Su Luochen's nervous appearance just now, she definitely wouldn't sell it.

"I want "The Proverbs of Women's History." Su Luochen smiled.

Jin Jing almost lost her footing.

The bat spirit was stunned. He was indeed ready to be slaughtered severely, but he didn't expect the knife to be so brutal.

His eyes fixed on Su Luochen: "I'm sincerely trading."

"Coincidentally, so do I. I also know that what you want is not the bow tie pendant, but a letter in the bow tie pendant."

"There are still letters?"

The bat spirit's eyes turned red suddenly, and its two fangs were exposed: "Give it to me!"

"Want to grab? Then we can't talk anymore."

The bat spirit said coldly: "Very good."

Su Luochen said to Jin Jing who was standing on the right: "You will help me?"

Jin Jing fiddled with the streamer: "When I tied you up just now, I used up all the mana on the streamer."

Su Luochen turned to look at Jialuluo who was standing on the left again: "What do you say, help me or help him?"

Jialuluo lowered his head and pointed at his fingers: "Uh, um, I was demoted to the earth because I pecked a female earth bat to death. After I returned to Lingshan, I made an oath before the Buddha that I would never hurt a bat again in this life."

……

Each one is unreliable.

Bat Jing raised his chin slightly and looked at Su Luochen: "Your coercion is useless to me, unless you have enough magic power, otherwise..."

"Boss, we are here to help you! If you take him down, you can dominate the world." The sky outside the window was instantly blocked by blackness, and countless bats were screaming.

Su Luochen blinked: "Huh? Do you really want to dominate the world?"

The bat spirit was obviously also in a daze, he made a mouth shape, it was clearly a shit

"Stop it..." he yelled.

"Hey, I know you have a lot of love with human beings, eat the inside and outside! Come on, brothers, you can suck the blood of these people as you like!"

Countless bats charged towards the people and houses in the community, attacking pedestrians and early morning vendors on the road.

A little bit of dark power condensed in Su Luochen's fingertips.

"It's not enough!" Jin Jing hurriedly reminded that if Su Luochen made a move now, he would kill at most dozens of bat demons, and after that, he would incur a more ferocious counterattack.

Su Luochen smiled: "Now, I'll let you see what a devil king is!"

He retrieved an electric drill from a cabinet, plugged it in, and turned it on.

That bit of black magic amplifies, amplifies, and amplifies the sound of a power drill across the city.

07:30 in the morning of the New Year's Day holiday!

The city has a population of tens of millions!

Awakened by the sound of an electric drill in the joy of staying in bed!

Just ask who would not scold the instigator.

The black magic caused by anger surged, and Su Luochen smiled arrogantly.

For the first time in this world, he can float in the air.

Looking at the black army of bats in front of him, Su Luochen slowly raised his right hand, the black air flow spun into formations under his feet, and the magic power continuously penetrating into his body made Su Luochen's hair change from short to long, with wild black hair. Hair straight down to the waist.

A pair of curved black horns protrude from the left and right sides of the head.

The main body of the demon king after the mimesis had completely faded was revealed in the air, and Su Luochen's black eyes were as cold and heartless as a boundless night.

The black wind blew towards the bats, and those who touched it seemed to be completely destroyed at the atomic level, turning into dust, and then not even a single slag was left behind.

The scene where the dark clouds covered the sun just now was like a dream.

The bright sun shines on the earth again.

Su Luochen used his last magic power to erase the memory of all those who witnessed this.

Today, people in the whole city will only remember that there is a mental patient near their house early in the morning, and they are using electric drills to drill walls crazily early in the morning.

People in the community today will only remember that the sky was cloudy for a while, and then it was sunny again. It was a good weather for drying clothes and quilts.

When Su Luochen returned to the room, Jin Jing went up to meet him, looking at him in a different way, with awe and admiration.

"So...you're so strong..." Jin Jing remembered that she often chased Su Luochen with a broom. It turned out that Su Luochen could crush her to death in minutes if he wanted to.

In the next second, Su Luochen's legs gave way and he fell forward.

Jin Jing quickly supported him: "What's wrong?"

Su Luochen waved his hand: "It's okay, in this world, you really can't use such strong mana."

The balance of heaven will not let him go. No matter how strong the strength is drawn just now, he will be weak for a long time.

"Now he's really a sick and beautiful man." Su Luochen looked at himself in the mirror, and suddenly his face became frowning.

"Ah, why are these two horns still there! And this hair... how can I attend the event at night."

The bat spirit was in awe of Su Luochen, a person who even struggled to stand still wanted to attend the event at night.

Jin Jing comforted him: "It's okay, it's a masquerade party tonight."

She picked up two hanging ornaments from the table and hung them on top of Su Luochen's head. On the left corner was "Entry and Exit Safe" and on the right corner was "Wealth and Auspiciousness".

"I can cut your hair for you. We used to cut each other's hair in the army." The bat spirit volunteered.

Like most of Mr. Tony's clients, Su Luochen was very dissatisfied with the cut effect: "It's so short!!!"

Su Luochen was just about to get angry at the bat spirit, when suddenly a voice came from downstairs: "Grow your hair and braids. You can change your cell phone to a stainless steel pot. You can also change a cell phone that won't work if you don't turn it on. Rat poison and cockroach poison..."

Jialou Luo kindly went to help Su Luochen sell his hair, and got a huge sum of [-] yuan. The old man who collected the hair said that he had never seen such good hair, and hoped to have a chance to cooperate next time.

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At night, the horns were finally hidden, Su Luochen dressed up indiscriminately and went with Jin Jing.

Seeing Yan Mingsheng at the masquerade, he subconsciously wanted to hide.

But how long can you hide from the boss?

He had no choice but to bite the bullet and go up to say hello.

"What's wrong with you?" Yan Mingsheng could tell at a glance that Su Luochen was out of spirits, with a sluggish look, and every movement was weak, which was very different from usual.

"It's okay, the window glass of my house was broken this morning, and I have a cold." Su Luochen whispered.

Yan Mingsheng saw the wound on his forehead poked by Garuda's bird's beak again, so he dragged him to the lamp to look carefully: "When did you get hurt?"

"When you're not around, the glass can be touched." Su Luochen thought of the broken glass all over the place at home. He had to clean it up when he went back, and he had to spend money to reinstall the glass. He was very sad and wronged.

Garbage bat spirit, kill or bury, said that he would go back and deal with all the followers of those rebels, so he just ran away.

"Does it hurt?"

"It hurts to death!" Su Luochen felt even more sad when he thought that the 400 yuan he sold for hair might not be enough to reinstall the glass.

Seeing the man in front of him about to cry, Yan Mingsheng was at a loss, wanted to comfort him, but was at a loss for words.

He obeyed his body's will, stretched out his hand to hold Su Luochen in his arms, and carefully blew on his wound. Su Luochen's whole body was exhausted, and there was someone to lean on, so he was happy to lean on.

Jin Jing, who was busy entertaining many partners, wanted to call Su Luochen to meet investors and friends from the media, but when she turned around, she saw, good guy, lying in the boss's arms.