I heard that people who come in have made a fortune [entertainment circle]

After breakfast, Su Luochen put on the apron with small flowers on it, and put away all the bowls on the table to wash.

The apron was pink with wooden ears, which was not a masculine taste.

"You bought it?" Yan Mingsheng asked.

Su Luochen smiled and replied: "It looks good. The daughter of the neighbor next door gave it to me. Last time her cat climbed a tree and couldn't get down. After I helped her take it down, she bought it for me."

Su Luochen was extremely proud as he spoke: "You don't know, that tree is so tall, it's as tall as a three-story building, and the branches on it are thin, and that cowardly cat will meow when it stands on the tallest place. "

"Why do you want to do such a dangerous thing? Call the fire department, they will help." Yan Mingsheng frowned when he thought that Su Luochen might fall.

Why didn't Su Luochen know how to be afraid?

"Hey, I can climb, why waste the police force, they are doing big things." Su Luochen put the bowl on the shelf with a smile.

Yan Mingsheng also knew that persuasion was useless. He stood behind Su Luochen and helplessly reached out to rub Su Luochen's hair: "The next time you do such dangerous things, don't let me see you. I'm afraid Ying Die young."

Su Luochen, who was innocent and had his hair messed up, wanted to fight back, but his hands were covered with detergent bubbles, and he didn't dare to kick the gold master's father with his feet, so he had to hit Yan Mingsheng behind him with his butt in resentment.

"Just cover your eyes!"

Yan Mingsheng put his arms around his waist: "Be careful, don't sprain yourself."

"Who do you look down on?!" In order to prove his strength, Su Luochen bumped into him several times in a row, and finally bumped into Yan Mingsheng and let go.

"It's getting late, I'm going to change clothes."

Yan Mingsheng's voice was a bit weird, Su Luochen only thought that he was really good, bumping into Yan Mingsheng begging for mercy, he hummed a ditty triumphantly, and continued to tidy up the kitchen.

Yesterday when Yan Mingsheng tidied up the kitchen while he was half asleep and half awake, the kitchen seemed to have doubled in size out of thin air.

It would be great if Yan Mingsheng could come here every day, and the usable area of ​​the home could be maximized.

It would be even better if he could keep the shoes in the shoe cabinet instead of having them lined up to drive the train.

"I'm leaving." Yan Mingsheng changed his clothes and bid farewell to Su Luochen.

Su Luochen looked at his open neckline, and quickly buttoned it up: "Why are you dressed so attractively?"

Yan Mingsheng was a little dumbfounded. He lost his tie somewhere. When wearing a suit, buttoning the top button means wearing a tie. If you don’t have a tie, don’t button it. If you button it, you may be suspected of forgetting to wear a tie. .

Su Luochen didn't understand these things, so he felt that Yan Mingsheng should button up his suit tightly when he was wearing it, otherwise it would be unpleasant no matter what.

"Do you have a tie, lend me one?" Yan Mingsheng asked.

Su Luochen opened the closet, took out his only tie, and handed it to Yan Mingsheng, meaning to let him tie it himself.

The shameless Yan Mingsheng just stretched his head over, motioning for Su Luochen to put the tie on for him.

"Help me type, I can't free my hands." Yan Mingsheng held the phone in his left hand, and a cup of soy milk that Su Luochen handed over to him in his right.

Mr. Yan deliberately didn't think that the things in his hands could be put down.

Su Luochen was drawn in by this series of sequences, and without thinking too much, took advantage of the opportunity to tie a tie for Yan Mingsheng.

Not the Windsor knot, nor the Prince Albert knot, Su Luochen avoided all the correct ways to tie a tie.

Previously, Su Luochen had seen elementary school students rushing into the school gate on the street being stopped by the gatekeepers, and then they pulled out a red triangular cloth from their schoolbags, twisted it around a few times, and formed a knot .

"How is it?" Su Luochen was quite satisfied with how he tied the knot.

Yan Mingsheng resisted the urge to twitch his tie, and nodded with a smile: "It's very good."

"Why does this sound so insincere?" Su Luochen said with a smile, "The "PK of Acting" I participated in, there was a judge who was like this, no matter what kind of shit he performed on stage, he was very supportive, It’s very good to say it while applauding. Now I hear these three words have psychological shadows.”

He's obviously a cardboard person, yet his requirements are so high.

Yan Mingsheng could have ignored him.

The task of attacking Su Luochen was progressing steadily, and there was no need to do anything extra.

But looking at Su Luochen's sparkling eyes and his high spirits when he complained about the judges, Yan Mingsheng couldn't help but want to make him happy.

"It's very beautiful, I like it very much." Yan Mingsheng added very sincerely.

It's not a lie against your will.

This knot is neat and straight. In the red scarf world, it is definitely at a level where you can speak on stage in front of the principal when the flag is raised on Monday.

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The children's welfare home in the afternoon was filled with a festive atmosphere.

There are shiny garlands hanging everywhere, the sound of balloons bursting and children screaming and laughing from time to time

The entertainers have already picked out their cartoon characters to make the children happy.

For a while, Ice Queen Elsa and Iron Man became the most popular back panels, and the non-existent Prince and Spider-Man in Frozen gave candy to the children.

"Xiao Su, are you alright?"

"Wait a minute."

Su Luochen's biggest dream is to play the villain, but...

"This is not the life I want!" Su Luochen firmly rejected the staff's suggestion that he play Peter Pan.

"The villains, well, they're all here... the stepmother of the Dark Fairy, Snow White, Maleficent, Cinderella... see for yourself, what kind of life do you want?"

The clothing worker pointed to a rack of glittering tutu skirts.

Su Luochen was depressed, and finally asked without hope: "Is there Thanos?"

The staff shook his head: "It's too ugly, no order."

Su Luochen murmured unconvinced: "What a nice piece of big purple potato, how ugly it is."

"And this, but I can't see the face." The staff handed over a plush doll costume in the shape of a western dragon.

Two soft little wings are drooping on the back, and a small tail is dragging behind.

Su Luochen looked disgusted: "I hate fire-breathing dragons the most, why isn't there Big Big Wolf?"

"Big Big Wolf was reported by parents as bloody and violent last time, so I didn't dare to release it." The staff patted the doll suit: "Besides, it's not a fire-breathing dragon. How can there be fire?"

It made sense, Su Luochen immediately accepted this setting, and immediately changed into it happily.

"Don't go into a narrow place, be careful not to get stuck. The head and body of this puppet costume are connected and cannot be taken off separately."

"Hey, who's gonna get his head stuck."

After Su Luochen changed into his clothes, he wandered outside. The children in the orphanage were so happy that they ran around on the grass with high-pitched laughter.

Su Luochen raised his paw and made a "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" sound, and the older children laughed.

There are a couple of particularly small scares.

A child hugged Aunt Nursing's leg: "Scared."

Aunt Baoyu coaxed patiently: "That's not a dragon, it's a fake."

The child's voice was like a gnat, and he cried with a mournful face: "I'm afraid of fakes."

A few others were really scared to cry.

It's embarrassing to say, but the black magic that has long been exhausted has indeed been increased.

Su Luochen was very melancholy, did the majestic devil king degenerate to the point where he wanted to scare the children to live?

The cry of the children summoned the escort of the protagonist group.

No villain in history has such a big face as Su Luochen:

The Justice League, the Avengers, Disney's Princess Legion... even Balala the Fairy came chasing after her with a fairy wand.

Su Luochen clutched his big head and ran away.

With the presence of superheroes, the children became brave, and a few rushed forward to help the hero of justice grab Su Luochen's dragon tail.

There were also two children who were very serious and distracted. They used skipping ropes to set up tripping ropes, and stopped in front of Su Luochen. Su Luochen was busy watching the pursuers behind him, so he didn't pay attention for a while, and stumbled.

With a "boom", it fell heavily to the ground.

This fall startled the other artists, and hurriedly surrounded him to help him.

The children who helped pull the tail to set the trap just now stood there dumbfounded.

why? !

Batman, Spiderman, and Elsa, they actually want to help the big bad dragon?

Looking at the little faces full of confusion and bewilderment, Su Luochen waved his hands to signal other artists not to come over.

In the hearts of children who are black and white, when a righteous hero and a villain are mixed together, it is the collapse of the three views.

Not wanting the children to be too mentally stimulated, which might affect the formation of a correct view of right and wrong, Su Luochen struggled to stand up and waved his fists: "I'll be back!" Lai read the book

Then he limped and fled to hide in the woods behind the orphanage building, planning to take off his clothes after the children entered the auditorium to watch the performance.

"Huh..." Seeing that no one was chasing after him, Su Luochen breathed a sigh of relief. There was a small stone on the ground where he fell just now, and it just hit his knee, which hurt a little.

Use black magic for quick pain relief.

Su Luochen clenched his fists: "Be patient and let it go, I want to save up!"I want to save!

Su Luochen reached out to take off the headgear, hehehe...

Drilling into the woods for a while, stuck in the hood crematorium.

The branches in this forest were not pruned, and they grew crookedly. The big head of the doll's suit was just stuck between the two branches, and they couldn't get it out even if they tried hard.

Fortunately, no one saw it, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

Just as Su Luochen was thinking, he saw a girl holding a doll in her hand, looking at him without blinking.

"Are you a dragon?"

"Don't look at me! If you look again, I'll eat you!" Su Luochen was so embarrassed that he wanted to get into the rock, and he continued to pull his head hard.

The little girl asked softly, "Can you take me to the moon before you eat me?"

"What are you doing up here? Do you want to eat rabbit meat hot pot?"

The little girl shook her head: "Auntie said, my mother is on the moon, but other children told me that my mother is dead, and my auntie is lying to me, so I want to go to the moon to see if my mother is there."

Su Luochen stopped pulling his head out.

He cleared his throat: "The moon doesn't like children, you can't go up there."

"But, I miss my mother." The little girl's eyes filled with tears, and she was about to drop.

The intense sadness caused Su Luochen's stored value of black magic to skyrocket.

Children's emotions come and go quickly, but they are extremely pure, and emotions will not be mixed with any other purpose.

Su Luochen used a little bit of magic to retrieve the little girl's baby memories:

In a small room, a man was beating a woman. He strangled the woman's neck tightly. Not long after, the woman died of anger.

The influx of police took the man away.

A man in uniform knocked on the doors of several houses with a baby girl in his arms, and those families shook their heads, said something, and closed the doors.

Finally, the baby girl was sent to an orphanage.

The little girl was still looking at Su Luochen eagerly: "I want to show my mother a new dance I learned."

"Do you remember what your mother looked like?" Su Luochen asked.

The little girl took out a photo of a woman holding a baby in her arms and smiling softly.

"Auntie said, she is my mother. Let me take a look at my mother, and I will let you eat."

Su Luochen looked at her looking up at his eyes full of innocence, and felt sad for a while, his nose was sore, and his eye sockets were swollen, no way...it's too embarrassing to let people see the Demon King crying when he was moved, This little girl must be sent away.

At this time, it was already evening, and a round of bright moon rose from the valley not far away.

Su Luochen scratched at the little bit of black magic that he had just saved, and his heart ached terribly. Once the refraction technique was performed, all his storage would become 0.

It's really charging for five hours and talking for 5 minutes.

Forget it, it was originally obtained to scare children, use it up as soon as you use it up, lest Jin Jing will laugh at him after knowing the source.

The little girl looked up, and saw a woman appearing on the moon, whose appearance was exactly the same as the one in the photo.

She talked to the little girl: "Baby is good, miss mom? Mom is very good on the moon. A few days ago, I sent a lot of soil to a few astronaut uncles to let them go back to grow vegetables, but they said that the soil on the moon cannot be grown. Vegetables can only be planted with sweet-scented osmanthus trees, and the baby will also become an astronaut in the future, and come to the moon to see mother, okay?"

The little girl stared blankly at the moon.

Su Luochen urged her: "Didn't you want to dance to show mom, dance quickly."

If you don't dance, the refraction technique will not last.

The little girl danced cutely while singing "Dancing Doll and Bear".

When the last action is completed, the illusion caused by the refraction technique also disappears.

"Okay, your mother has gone back to work." Su Luochen's magic power was emptied again, but he was still very happy to be able to successfully fulfill a child's wish.

The little girl nodded: "Well, are you going to eat me now?"

"You're too thin, it doesn't taste good, go back quickly, eat more, sleep well, and I'll eat you when you gain weight." Su Luochen only hoped that she would leave quickly, and don't just stand here and watch his head get stuck. so embarrassing.

The little girl suddenly laughed "giggle": "Oh, how can you make girls gain weight, you are really a wicked villain."

Her voice changed suddenly, and her tone was sly and mocking.

Su Luochen was shocked: "Who are you?"

"Aren't you amazing? Why don't you guess?"

Having been with her for so long just now, Su Luochen didn't feel anything, she wasn't a monster or ghost, nor did she have the ghostly aura of Bai Wuchang.

"Are you Queen Mother of the West? Or Nuwa?"

Guess all the guesses, guess the biggest one, you can't feel the aura of the awesome boss, it's not shameful.

The little girl smiled and said, "Hee hee, I really know how to flatter. I am Ling'er, the number one fairy boy under Bixia Yuanjun."

She circled around Su Luochen, walked behind him, and tugged at his tail: "Where did you come from, little devil, with an evil spirit, who do you want to harm?"

"You ask me, who do I ask, you are so awesome, why don't you tell me?" Su Luochen was furious, and then got hit on the head, and the big head pushed a little further into the branch, and it got stuck even more Strong.

"This fairy asks you, and you should answer it properly, otherwise, be careful that I will release a sky thunder, which will destroy your soul and soul."

For the first time in Su Luochen's life, he was in a situation where he had no mana and could not move at will.

Then thinking that the last bit of his mana was used up to perform the refraction technique on this liar fairy, Su Luochen was immediately aggrieved.

He shouted angrily: "You let it go, if you have the ability, you let it go! I knew it, you don't have good intentions, you will be struck by lightning!"

"Ha, how dare you challenge me!" Ling'er stretched out his hand, and Su Luochen's head shone with thunder, full of grievances and no fear.

"Stop!" A stern voice stopped Ling'er's movements, and the purple-blue lightning halo instantly disappeared without a trace.

A middle-aged woman appeared out of nowhere in the forest, with ordinary clothes and a dignified expression.

Seeing her, Ling'er smiled and stepped forward to salute: "Your Majesty."

The woman scolded, "Why do you arrest people at will without distinguishing between good and evil?"

Ling'er spoke convincingly: "I didn't arrest anyone at will. He smelled like a devil, and the fear of many children was condensed on his body. He said just now that he wanted to eat me! I don't know how many lives were on his hands."

"You don't believe me when you say that you are not good at learning. How can there be any grievances entangled in his whole body? Aren't most of the uncles you intercepted are people with hair and horns, people born from wet eggs? I want to punish you , banned for a hundred days, not allowed to go down the mountain..."

Ling'er pouted and stood aside.

The middle-aged woman walked up to Su Luochen and bowed slightly: "Where did you come from?"

Su Luochen replied angrily: "You don't even know, I'm from the Demon King's City in the Dark Blood Moon Continent."

"It turned out to be a different-dimensional continent."

Su Luochen looked at her suspiciously, the three words "Different Dimension" sounded strange no matter how they came out of this woman with a classical temperament.

"During this period of time, the way of heaven is abnormal, and there are many foreign visitors like you. It seems that there are also Buddhist disciples from the Western Paradise."

"I am Bixia Yuanjun, the jade girl of Dongyue Taishan Mountain." The middle-aged woman introduced herself, "Now I am traveling around the world and working in the Taishan Development Tourism Bureau."

Su Luochen curled her lips, no!Jin Jing, and the second-hand relic who turned into an adult to meddle in other people's business.

Bixia Yuanjun was very polite: "Little boy is ignorant and offended, please forgive me, although you are a monster, you have a pure heart, which is really rare.

You and I are not of the same line, and your mana has been consumed, and it cannot be made up..."

Su Luochen said: "Yes! Lose money! As you, it's no problem to give me one billion local currency! I want cash, no serial number!"

The girl Ling'er made a face at him: "Should I prepare a car for you to take you out of the country? A monster is a monster, and the blackmail line is so neat..."

Bixia Yuanjun stopped her with a smile: "The way of heaven and everything is in balance, if you give you a billion, there must be a source, either robbing people's money, or increasing the issuance and stamping.

The former harms nature and reason, and harms the righteous way of the world.

The latter is inflationary, roiling financial markets.

Absolutely can't do it. "

……

Su Luochen was convinced, the two sentences before and after are so out of style, how did you old man say it without changing his face.

"Well, let me give you a promise. If you have difficulties in the future, as long as you don't violate the way of heaven, I will do my best to help you."

Bixia Yuanjun cast a spell to get Su Luochen's head out, and Ling'er was still standing aside to watch the fun.

As soon as Su Luochen was out of trouble, he snatched the doll she was holding with one hand, pinched the doll's neck with one hand, and said viciously, "Apologize to me quickly, or I won't return it to you!"

Ling'er was taken aback for a moment, she never expected that someone in the world would be so mad that he would kidnap the doll.

"Liu Wei Wei," Ling'er stuck out her tongue at him, "This doll is not mine, it's just for borrowing, you can do whatever you want with it."

Before Ling'er was finished, Bixia Yuanjun grabbed her arm, brought her to Su Luochen, and scolded: "You did something wrong, you should have apologized."

Ling'er's face was flushed red, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence: "I'm sorry." Then she shrank behind Bixia Yuanjun, refusing to show her face again.

"I'm really sorry. After I go back, I will discipline him well..."

Su Luochen was annoyed: "I don't know if you have disciplined her or not. Could it be possible to make a live broadcast while beating her? If you broadcast it, I'll send you a rocket."

Bixia Yuanjun smiled and bowed: "The live broadcast is hard to follow. If you are interested, come to Mount Tai and see how she was punished. It's getting late, so I will leave."

Just when Bixia Yuanjun led Ling'er and turned away, Su Luochen suddenly thought of a very important thing:

"You are the empress of Mount Tai, so what is your relationship with the Lord of Mount Tai? Are you superior or inferior, or equal, or are you husband and wife, brothers and sisters?!"

He was curious, Bai Wuchang had told him a little about the underworld before, in the early days it was Lord Taishan who governed the dead in this realm, and later he became Lord of the Underworld, and then Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva intruded indiscriminately.

The relationship between the characters is chaotic, and the ranks are complicated. Su Luochen, who has a mysterious love for eating melons, wants to know.

Bixia Yuanjun smiled lightly: "After I answered, that chance to help was exhausted. Really want to hear?"

"I don't want to!" Su Luochen was firm, "There's nothing to say about this kind of gossip."

The two left, the enchantment in the forest opened, and the sound of the turmoil outside came instantly. Su Luochen half unbuttoned the doll's clothes, took off the headgear, and took a deep breath.

He pinched the doll angrily, and suddenly felt someone beside him.

Su Luochen turned his head, and a face exactly like Ling'er appeared in front of him.

Holy crap!Dare to come!

Su Luochen stared at her fiercely.

The little girl looked at him timidly: "This doll is mine, can you return it to me?"

That rubbish Linger, it turned out that he didn't even use his own face.

Although Su Luochen was angry, she also knew that venting anger was an obscene behavior, so she returned the doll to her angrily.

After the little girl took the doll, she groped in her pocket, found a piece of chocolate, and stuffed it into Su Luochen's hand.

Su Luochen recognized this chocolate, it was an imported chocolate brought by an artist, and each child had a piece.

Those children were so precious when they got the chocolate, their eyes were shining.

This little girl gave him her most precious thing as a thank you gift.

Su Luochen returned the chocolate to her again: "I can't eat chocolate, there will be a very scary sister scolding me."

The little girl's eyes shone with sympathy, and then she pulled Su Luochen to let him lower his head, and then kissed him deeply on the cheek: "Thank you, brother, you are so kind."

The little girl smiled and ran back to the brightly lit place with the doll in her arms.

Su Luochen froze, some people said he was so nice!

Oh my god, the devil king is said to be good!

It's over, he is no longer a pure big devil!

"Xiaochen?" Yan Mingsheng rushed to Su Luochen's side in a hurry. He came over in the evening, and when he heard that Su Luochen had fallen and disappeared, he was so anxious that he looked around immediately.

He saw Su Luochen take off the puppet clothes on his upper body, sitting there alone in a daze.

"Go back quickly, don't freeze." Yan Mingsheng took off his coat to cover Su Luochen.

But was pushed away by Su Luochen, Su Luochen's voice was sad and indignant: "I'm not pure anymore!"

Yan Mingsheng was shocked, and a terrible word appeared in his mind.

With trembling hands, he held Su Luochen tightly in his arms: "Don't be afraid, it's not your fault, it's not your fault, who did it, I'm going to kill him!"

"Ah?" Su Luochen was startled, this... is unnecessary.