Su Luochen thought he had a flexible tongue, and under the magpie spirit's "get it, get it", there was no room for him to intervene.

Now he is thinking about what happened to the first person who described "twitter" as "magpie".

He reached out and pinched the magpie's mouth, physically interrupting the reading.

Su Luochen just said four words: "Hand over the diamond ring."

The magpie spirit was aggrieved, flapping its wings, "gurgling" in its throat, wanting to say something.

"Want to talk?"

Magpie nodded vigorously.

"No more than five words, or your neck will be broken."

The magpie spirit looked up at the sky, bent its small wings, and meditated on the number of words in its heart.

Finding that the wings are difficult to count, he looked down at the ground again.

Using the fingers on both paws, he finally counted five.

"At my wife's place."

Suddenly there was a sharp shout from above: "Let go of my husband."

Su Luochen raised his head, and a female magpie swooped down, piercing Su Luochen's eyeballs with its pointed beak.

"Husband and wife are birds of the same forest. Don't leave when you're here." Su Luochen folded her hands behind her back and stared at the magpie couple who were bound by black magic: "Where's the diamond ring?"

Mrs. Magpie finally realized that the human being in front of her was not easy to bully. In order to save her life, she took out a huge diamond ring from the hole in the tree, which was exactly the one the director had thrown away just now.

"Mr. Su Luochen, what are you doing?" The director who got into the grove happened to see a magpie falling from a high place with a big diamond ring in its mouth and landed in his hand.

Su Luochen held the diamond ring in his hand, and handed it back to the director: "The magpie took the diamond ring from the window just now, I chased it out, and I happened to see..."

"Then, it obediently returned the diamond ring to your hand?" The director said on his face, "Do you think I'm stupid?"

Su Luochen tilted his head and thought for a while, but he was speechless. He didn't know how to persuade the director in human logic. If he wanted to say that the bird suddenly realized himself, repented and reformed...

It was as difficult as asking Su Luochen to believe that a kidnapped princess could actually buy two or five children in the Demon King's City, so that all the monsters would turn a blind eye to her destructive behavior.

Su Luochen picked up the little black magic that was left, trying to come up with a method of erasing memories.

Erasing memories requires one hundred magic points, and he still has 99 points...

Just now, the magpie essence couple used two points of magic, one for each.

Su Luochen was in a low mood, and now she regretted it, especially regret, why did she use magic to tie Mrs. Magpie?Can't you pinch its wings with your hands?

Regret medicine can be realized by turning back time in another world.

Back in time requires [-] magic points.

Su Luochen, a poor household, doesn't even have a single beggar in his hand.

"Why did this bird give you the diamond ring?" the director pressed harder and harder.

Su Luochen was seriously thinking about one thing, if he beat up the director now, would it make him furious, and then grow that important point?

Su Luochen pursed her lips, staring at the director's body up and down, pondering where would be more suitable to hit for a while, which would allow him to properly output negative emotions due to rage without hurting him, and most importantly, would not attract The lightning from heaven struck him.

Seeing Su Luochen's nervous expression, the director became even more convinced that he had a guilty conscience.

"Su Luochen, I really didn't expect that you..."

Before he finished speaking, Su Luochen suddenly reached out and spanked his ass.

come on!

Be furious!

No, nothing.

When an animal encounters sudden danger, it may skip the part of screaming in panic and go directly to a state of muscle stiffness.

Humans are a type of animal.

The director petrified.

Su Luochen stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the director. The director regained his composure, his emotions were still brewing, and was startled by another bird that fell from the sky.

It was a male crow, and a diamond ring fell with it: "Gah!!! Ring back to you, let her go."

A couple of magpies and a male crow.

Su Luochen's gossip radar suddenly turned, and he opened the barrier.

"Come on, tell me, what's going on?"

Forced by the evil power of the devil, the magpie couple and the male crow talked about their love and hatred.

An ordinary story of extramarital affairs and the involvement of a third party.

The way male birds grab wives is to prove to females that they are stronger and stronger than other males.

So today, the male magpie and the male crow coincidentally went to the hotel next to the film and television city to steal shiny little things to show courteousness to Mrs. Magpie.

The only thing that made Su Luochen feel a little special was that some time ago, the forest suddenly revived, which gave the crow and the magpie the basis for their extramarital affairs - the unity of language.

Su Luochen let the three noisy birds go, so that they wouldn't be annoying anymore.

"Let me find you stealing again, and I will chop off your legs!"

At the same time as the barrier was opened, the director also regained his sobriety, and his memory stayed on the moment when Su Luochen slapped his butt hard.

"You..." He just raised a high profile.

Su Luochen looked at him with a smile, holding a diamond ring in each hand: "Ah, young director, did you lose this diamond ring, or that diamond ring, or didn't you lose the diamond ring at all?"

The director has taken two diamond rings, the style is exactly the same.

"What's going on?" The director couldn't tell the difference between the two diamond rings at all. Why did the wedding ring he gave to his daughter-in-law have the same spare tire?

The male crow told Su Luochen just now that it stole the ring from the leftmost room on the fourth floor.

There lives the producer of this film, Gender Male.

Su Luochen rubbed his chin, and smiled mysteriously: "The entire crew, probably not many know what your wedding ring looks like?"

Not many really, only one producer.

The relationship between the director and the producer is usually good, but no one in the crew thinks much about it, the two men, and there is a sense of business when they talk.

The producer looks mediocre, and the director is a bit handsome. Even Yu Ji, who is keen on promoting CP, never thought of bringing them together.

Su Luochen's eyes became curved, and the pupils shone with anticipation and excitement.

As the saying goes: Interest is the best teacher.

As the saying goes: Generating electricity for love is the best.

Compared with Yuji, who relied on gossip for a living, Su Luochen's pure love for gossip made the director feel creepy.

I don't know what crazy things he will do in order to dig out gossip.

"Come on, tell me, I can help you analyze it... Maybe the person who copied the ring wanted to switch your ring and sell it secretly? The price of your ring may be enough to give him a More than three years and less than ten years."

Su Luochen rubbed his hands excitedly.

The director cleared his throat: "Since we have found it, let everything go, so as not to affect everyone's work mood. I was too anxious just now. Sorry, I was too rough to you. I apologize to you. You should also rest early , Tomorrow morning is the opening ceremony."

Su Luochen blocked his way: "Director Guo, that's not okay, you see that you lost one ring, and you're trying to take away both rings, it's wrong, we can't lose money, and we can't take advantage of others Cheap? Such a big one, even if it’s a glass ball, it’s quite artistic, isn’t it?”

The director stared at Su Luochen: "What do you want? You want me to kneel down and apologize to you."

"Don't be so grand, oh, I just want to know, who in the crew even knows what words are engraved on the inner ring of this ring." Su Luochen didn't care at all about the director treating him as a thief.

The devil, even eating a child who can't sleep well is a blame, and stealing a ring is nothing but a ball!

The director obviously didn't intend to tell him that he was about to grab the two diamond rings that Su Luochen was holding.

How could Su Luochen let him grab it.

Both of them didn't want to make too much noise, they competed quietly in the woods.

The dead leaves made the sound of being crushed. The director lost to Su Luochen, and was pressed against the tree by him. No matter how he struggled, he couldn't escape from Su Luochen's grasp.

Su Luochen whispered in his ear: "You don't want to alarm others, just tell me who made this ring, and I'll let you go."

"What are you doing?" Producer Wang's voice came from behind Su Luochen.

Since someone came, it would not look good to hold him like this, so Su Luochen let Director Guo go.

Director Wang strode up to Director Guo, pulled him behind him, and stared at Su Luochen with ferocious eyes: "Don't think you can disrespect the director because you have a backer, let me tell you..."

Su Luochen smiled, and showed him the two diamond rings in his hand, and Producer Wang's expression changed instantly.

"Tsk, you said you were one or two. I worked so hard to dig out the bird's nest from the tree and get the ring back. One said I was a thief, and the other looked at me like a mistress prying the corner of a wall. It was really not easy."

Su Luochen pretended to wipe away tears.

"You two...could it be..." Su Luochen rubbed his chin and smiled wickedly.

Producer Wang suddenly showed a serious expression: "It seems that we can't hide our affairs. Tell him."

Director Guo's pupils trembled: "You..."

Producer Wang took a deep breath: "Actually, Director Guo and I used to be conjoined twins."

Su Luochen half opened his mouth: "???"

"Later we had an operation and separated, and we ended up living in Tianya because of an accident. To commemorate our reunion, I bought the same ring as him."

Su Luochen scanned the two of them with his eyes: "You two are connected? Where are you connected?"

No matter how you look at it, neither of them is missing an arm or a leg, or missing a piece somewhere.

Producer Wang is upright: "Ass!"

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