I heard that people who come in have made a fortune [entertainment circle]

Ever since he realized that negative emotions in humans can accumulate magic power for him, the first thing Su Luochen does when he wakes up every morning is to grab his phone and search his name to see if anyone is scolding him.

Unfortunately, the cafe is too small, as long as there are no more hot searches or participation in any activities, it will be silent, and no one will scold him at all.

People who comment on his Weibo follow him because they think he is funny and cute.

A piece of time is quiet and good, a piece of hahahaha.

Hahaha, Haririya, build our country!Su Luochen angrily threw the phone aside.

The dedicated and capable Jin Jing went to pick up Su Luochen early in the morning and found that he was in a bad mood.

After learning the reason, Jin Jing patted him on the shoulder: "Friend, do you consider joining our camp? We are known as the Western Paradise! Very happy, as long as 'hahaha' you can practice. Maitreya Buddha knows how to cut, the future Buddha, the iconic The facial expression is laughing, use my membership code when signing up, I dare not say that I am a Bodhisattva, it is safe to let you be an arhat."

Su Luochen glanced at her contemptuously: "Little comrade, it's wrong for you to do this. It is illegal and criminal to preach in a non-religious place... So, do I need to buy any products or pay tuition to join?"

Jin Jing just made fun of a low-value potential customer like him, and she said casually, "Just know how to dance "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss"."

Su Luochen: "Vulgar!"

Just when Jin Jing thought he was giving up, a familiar sound of music suddenly came from the Bluetooth headset, wasn't it "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss".

Damn, who dares to play tricks in front of Fei Tian!

Jin Jing looked around, but there was no ghost, only a sad devil pressed the volume up button on the phone, his mouth opened and closed slightly, obviously cursing.

Then, he started searching on his mobile phone for "the Bluetooth headset is connected, but there is no sound", "Bluetooth headset warranty period", "Bluetooth headset repair cost"...

Reluctantly, he turned the volume up a notch.

Jin Jing pulled out her bluetooth headset: "Stop turning it up, my ears are going deaf."

At this moment, Su Luochen realized that his mobile phone was connected to Jin Jing's earphones. There was only one word difference between the two earphone device names. When they were connected just now, the system recognized Jin Jing's earphones first. He didn't pay attention and connected directly. .

Thanks to his family and the blessing of the power of darkness, he didn't click on some strange little clips he had downloaded with his account number yesterday.

otherwise……

A girl like Jin Jing...

She will definitely laugh at him for being too worthless, and even watch small movies in the world. It must be that the succubus in the devil world is not good at learning, and then recommend various private education courses of Huanxi Buddha, and sign up for her membership code to enjoy discounts.

Su Luochen admitted that Jin Jing couldn't beat him in terms of beauty.

In terms of love, dedication, and aggressiveness, he can't beat Jin Jing.

Today is the third recording of "The Pk of Acting".

Su Luochen was pissed and rolled around, and didn't want to create any more beautiful and miserable personas whose wife ran away with someone else.

Jin Jingyi said sternly: "If you promise me that you will not eat indiscriminately or sneak outside to play, you can play a different role today."

After being pressed by Jin Jing and signing the unequal treaty, Su Luochen walked into the performing arts hall full of expectations.

Very good, what Su Luochen drew today was the last scene of the adaptation of the ballet "Swan Lake".

The swan princess fell in love with the prince. However, the big devil wanted to get the white swan, so he sent a witch to seduce the prince first, making the prince think that the black swan in front of him was a white swan, and had a sweet relationship with her.

Seeing this scene, the white swan thought that the prince had changed his mind and committed suicide in despair.

Su Luochen happily got his favorite role of Demon King.

"Hmph, this time I'm acting with my true colors, tremble in the gust of wind, mortal!" Su Luochen proudly shook his large black cloak.

Jin Jing glanced at him indifferently: "I'm afraid that you will turn into a bat and fly out in the next second."

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According to the plot, when the devil sees the white swan princess, he should show an old-fashioned attitude. From his eyes to his body movements, he wants to kidnap the princess and make a mess of it.

Su Luochen was really excited when he saw the White Swan Princess. Well, it's been a long time since I experienced the joy of kidnapping a princess.

The devil's smile, not to mention how tall it is, at least it should be the sinister smile shown by a scumbag design student after failing the exam.

However, when Su Luochen was figuring out how to cheat the poor couple, he didn't look like a bad devil with a dark mind at all, but rather like a farmer uncle standing beside the endless harvested farmland, rubbing his hands and laughing honestly: "We harvested too much this year." Three or five fights."

When Su Luochen took the white swan to see the scene of the prince's cheating, the white swan performed very well. She fully expressed a series of emotions such as disbelief, heartache, sadness, and despair.

According to the plot, the devil should constantly stimulate the white swan, so that she can completely give up on the prince and throw herself into his arms.

However, looking at her expression, Su Luochen felt very heartbroken. Among the princesses who had been tied up by him, who didn't go away happily, and the princess who didn't pick someone she liked for the first time secretly sent him a letter asking to do it again.

A good way to set up the divorce scene was played by Su Luochen as "the prince cheats, and the villain devil gently comforts the green princess."

The main reason is that the princess doesn't want to marry the Demon King, so it looks like it's going to be difficult to end.

The old artist commented: "You will make the three views of young people go astray."

While waiting for the announcement of the result in the backstage lounge, Su Luochen murmured in a low voice, "Why did I go astray, two-thirds of the previous plot was due to me planning to do bad things."

"Who made you look good." The female artist who played the white swan smiled and sat beside him, "Don't talk about the audience, I can't continue acting in the end, I don't want to die at all, I just want to walk with you. "

Su Luochen held his chin, and after a while, he said, "So, is this part of mine lucky enough to be a promotional video for preventing marriage fraud and anti-love pua?"

This time, Su Luochen didn't act out the viciousness of the dark and great demon king, and the judges were arguing about what rating he should give him.

"He can't do it. Playing the devil so likable doesn't achieve the desired effect at all."

"Yeah, in the end even I felt that the white swan should go with him."

Finally, there is a judge with discerning eyes:

"Hey? This is the green tea we are talking about now? When he was standing with the white swan to watch the prince cheating, a sentence flashed in my mind' you are so good, how could he betray you? I am really sorry for you Worth, if you are with me, I will treat you well. 'You taste it, don't you have that smell?!"

In the end, the judges reached a consensus: the green tea devil is worse than the dark devil.

Su Luochen used his unique way of committing crimes to break into the semi-finals.

The semi-finals will be broadcast live, testing the ability of the on-site director and the strength of the contestants.

If the director wants to release water, he can only choose to cut shots, instead of using methods such as embedding flowers and trees.

The selection method from the semi-finals to the finals, in addition to the judges' voting, will also introduce the fan voting mode.

Rongshi Food, which cooperates with the program group, will put voting codes in drinks and food, buy more, and vote more.

No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat. Even if an artist is nameless and has only a hundred fans, the capitalists will fully tap their production capacity from these one hundred fans.

"Eh? Then I'm so cold." Su Luochen, who hadn't been scolded for a long time, was very lonely. He was very sober, and he didn't feel that he had the configuration called a fan at all.

"You haven't cared about your Weibo for a long time, right?" Jin Jing threw over her work phone and asked Su Luochen to check her Weibo follower count.

There have been countless tragedies in the entertainment industry where stupid entertainers talked in a tuba on Weibo and caught up with the future.

Therefore, Jin Jing has always ruled the country with an iron fist, and all the social accounts of her artists must be reported to her.

Every day, Jin Jing worked tirelessly to search for all the speeches and replies under those IDs. Some things that should never be mentioned on certain special days are strictly prohibited. Even the emoticons sent out may be misunderstood. delete.

Her political sensitivity is high and her knowledge is wide, which is better than that of radio and television, and better than that of Lujiang.

Su Luochen was the most obedient (lazy) one. He directly gave up his Orange V-authenticated Weibo account and handed it over to Jin Jing to take care of it all. He only used the alias with the username assigned by the system to eat melons everywhere on the Internet every day.

"Well, I know, there are more than 20 fans. I heard that it is expensive to buy live fans. These should be zombie fans, right? Did you also buy a one-stop transfer comment and praise? How expensive is that? No need, really no need."

Su Luochen thought that the money to buy fans would be taken from his own performance fee, and his heart ached for a while.

"These are all your own true fans. After the Haunted House Adventure was broadcast, the increase was 15 to 2, and the two variety show broadcasts each increased by more than [-]. Also, the fact that you were at the Internet celebrity fried rice stand was selected as this year's sand sculpture news At that time, more than [-] fans rose."

Su Luochen thought that these melon eaters were very unprofessional.

"Follow me just because of a sand sculpture news? What's there to pay attention to, I'm not a person who will make sand sculpture news anytime and anywhere."

Hearing this, Jin Jing silently turned her head and looked out the window.

"You're laughing at me in your heart!" Su Luochen huffed.

"I laughed at you in my heart, did you know it? Tell me, why am I laughing at you?" Jin Jing changed her sitting position and looked at him leisurely.

Su Luochen narrowed his eyes: "You must be thinking: Hehe, young man, your perception of yourself is biased, you are simply a walking sand sculpture news machine."

Jin Jing smiled gratifiedly: "Who said you have a biased understanding of yourself, don't you understand it well?"

In the evening, Su Luochen insisted on asking Jin Jing to treat him to dinner, so as to make up for his wounded heart.

Even though Jin Jing said that his behavior was like robbing a primary school student, that he was mean and shameless, Su Luochen was happier when he heard it: "Thank you, thank you, I will work harder in the future."

Having said that, Jin Jing still took him to a seafood restaurant,

"It's a waste of money." Su Luochen looked at the king crab with a price tag of four hundred and one catties, and rubbed his hands excitedly.

Then, Jin Jing rolled up her sleeves and said to Su Luochen: "The dead seafood here is discounted by [-]%, and the freshly dead ones are also counted. Now is the time to test you. Within half an hour, if you can grab the freshly dead seafood Yes, whether it is king crab or elephant mackerel, no matter how many you grab, I will invite you. If you can't grab it, I will eat a diet meal tonight, boil vegetables in plain water, and allow you to put three slices of salmon."

If he dared to eat Jin Jing's meal, he still had to rely on his own ability.

All right, Su Luochen doesn't think it's a big problem, isn't it just to grab a freshly dead seafood, no one can grab it anymore.

Su Luochen looked around, humming, a group of slender people, tsk, and the old lady, are you kidding me, are you trying to play the emotional card?I was afraid that he would not dare to squeeze the old man and give up.

The devil is full of confidence in himself!

Everyone circled around the water tank like a game of "robbing a chair", and everyone's eyes showed that they were determined to win.

They walked slowly, for fear that there would be a dead fish in the fish tank they just passed by.

They had no choice but to keep moving forward, for fear that none of the fish tanks they guarded had died, and someone suspected to be dying appeared in a certain fish tank ahead.

Lazy crabs, side-swimming fish... There are always many expectant eyes around them.

"Wow!" The sound of splashing water on the other side attracted the attention of the people here.

"Ha, I've been waiting!" An old lady held up a huge king crab and strode towards the weighing place.

A group of seemingly healthy young people looked at each other in blank dismay:

"It was so fast, I didn't even see when she made the move."

"I did see it. Before she had time to fish it out with a net, she lifted it up with her bare hands. My God, the carapace is full of thorns. Doesn't she think it's prickly?"

"I was the one who saw it first. She suddenly appeared from behind me and just knocked me away. Damn, I've been playing center all these years, and no one has ever knocked me away."

There were a few elderly people present, and upon hearing this, they only smiled faintly. In their smiles, they expressed their ruthless mockery of the lack of work of this generation of young people, as well as their absolute confidence in their own skills.

"There are still 10 minutes." Jin Jing looked at the watch and told the time with a smile.

Su Luochen didn't believe it. For the first time in his life, he wanted to cheat Jin Jing for a meal. Could it be that he could only eat boiled vegetables!

He doesn't agree!

Su Luochen used the last bit of power in his eyes, the pupil technique!

That is the highest level of black magic.

To see who turns into a stone and who stares at someone who is pregnant, in the face of the devil's pupil technique, they are inferior.

The vitality will be sucked into the caster's body little by little under the pupil technique, the absorbed person will gradually die, and the caster will get the skills and vitality of the dead.

This trick was once used in the battle between the demons and the gods. At that time, the demon king blocked the gods from the dark forest with his own power. .

Su Luochen thought: If the protoss knew that I used this spell to catch fish, I don't know how they would feel.

When the pupil technique is performed, there is no sound, and the strongest and most lively grouper will die suddenly within 30 seconds, leaving no chance for those who are watching and waiting to cut off the beard.

Su Luochen's power was fully released, and all the surveillance cameras in the seafood area turned into blurred screens at that moment, and then quickly recovered, as if nothing had happened.

That grouper, as if it didn't know that it was about to die, was still swimming, flicking its tail, as energetic as a social animal catching an early rush hour bus.

Pupil art is like a very capable virus, it won't make the host aware of its existence, but when it finally erupts, gods can't save it!

Su Luochen had already slowly built a suction port on the grouper.

All right.

Su Luochen showed a complacent and relaxed smile: "Rest in peace, I will eat you well."

He snapped his fingers crisply.

The grouper swam slowly, and with a flick of its tail, it almost splashed water on Su Luochen's face.

What the fuck?

Grouper essence?

No, the power fluctuations come from another direction.

Su Luochen turned around, and right behind him, a young man in overalls was looking at him coldly.

From that young man's body, Su Luochen felt a strangeness, it wasn't magic or fairy art, it was a kind of power from nature.

Is it a natural god?But Jin Jing said that after Nuwa disappeared, the natural gods of this world also returned from the Kunlun Tianzhu to another time and space, and would not appear here.

The young man gave him a faint smile.

The two didn't speak, but when their eyes met, there was thunder and lightning.

Whatever he is, I can't lose to him anyway.

Su Luochen activated the pupil technique again. This time, the fish had an extremely strong reaction. It rolled and twisted in the water, even jumped out of the water, and fell heavily again.

"Hey, is this fish the reincarnation of Nezha, making trouble in the sea here?" The crowd of onlookers pointed.

The fish won't die, and Su Luochen won't stop.

The pupil technique consumes a lot of magic power, Su Luochen's mental power keeps draining, while the fish is still alive and kicking.

The young man was still smiling, looking relaxed.

Su Luochen had never been so angry before, he mobilized his whole body's mental strength and cast the most powerful pupil technique on the fish.

The young man's relaxed smile disappeared, and his brows were slightly wrinkled, as if he had exhausted all his strength.

Following the grouper's white belly, Su Luochen's victory was declared.

He won, but he also exhausted all his strength.

The grouper was snatched away and ran to be weighed.

Su Luochen looked at the man's joyful back, with mixed feelings in his heart.

It's as if Taobao Gailou worked hard to build thousands of floors, but was suddenly overtaken in the end.It’s also like bargaining for a lot of price, exhausting all your strength, and always missing the last knife.

"Xiaochen, what's wrong with you?" A pair of arms behind him supported Su Luochen, who was already a little unsteady.

Su Luochen looked at him with some confusion, not understanding how a tyrant could always appear like the male protagonist in the sweet pet novel, appearing anytime, anywhere.

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

Su Luochen didn't bother to think, so he randomly picked up a noun in his mind and replied, "I've entered the time of sages."

Yan Mingsheng was instantly shocked.

Su Luochen, a good person, looked at a pile of seafood, and entered the sage's time? !

What the hell is going on in this world?

The relationship between Su Luochen and fish is at most a vertebrate, right?

He quickly took a look between Su Luochen's legs, but didn't see anything.

Could it be that they wear more clothes?

"The fish is gone." Su Luochen watched in misery as the big fish was sent into the kitchen for processing.

He took a deep breath, straightened his waist, and looked at the young man who disturbed the situation, trying to figure out his origin.

Suddenly surrounded by an enchantment, it was Jin Jing.

"Let me introduce him. His name is Ao Qing, and he is a dragon in a small ditch. This is Su Luochen, the demon king from the west, and now he is my entertainer."

Ao Qing pushed his glasses, smiled and said, "It's not a ditch, it's the city's moat. After the moat is filled, I have nothing to do, so I will work as the purchasing manager of the fresh food department in this seafood restaurant."

Then he sighed: "Mr. Demon King, this grouper is very expensive, and it was only purchased this afternoon. If it died suddenly like this, I, the purchasing manager, can't explain it to the higher-ups. If you want to eat it next time, tell me Let me tell you, let me recommend a few varieties with the highest cost performance, for everyone's convenience, okay?"

Su Luochen was very frustrated.

Before the Charizard Care Association was established, he treated the Charizard like a chick!

Even if he was restricted by the association, it didn't delay him from fooling the brave to slay the dragon.

Now, he actually lost to a dragon.

He also knew why he lost, he didn't have enough magic, and the opponent's use of water element was a kind of physical instinct, just like a person was born knowing to eat milk.

Su Luochen puffed her cheeks, so angry.

Yan Mingsheng's voice came out: "Xiaochen, you can order whatever you want."

Now it is no longer a question of whether to eat or not!

The devil will fight for dignity.

"You don't have magic power, and I won't take advantage of you. Let's compare whatever you say!" Ao Qing looked provocatively at Su Luochen, who was seven dissatisfied and eight dissatisfied.

"There are a lot of people here, let's go out and compete, it's physical skills!" Su Luochen stared at him coldly.

Ao Qing looked up at the time: "It's just right, I'm going to get off work at that time, wait for me to punch a card, change clothes and come out to fight with you!"

There is a large square outside Seafood Haijia.

"What are they going to do?" Yan Mingsheng turned his questioning gaze to Jin Jing.

Jin Jing looked at the two with a serious expression, just like she was throwing flowers and dancing when the Buddha preached: "They are fighting for their dignity."

"Please."

"Please."

The two plunged into the back of the square dance team dressed in red and willow green, and the music started:

"The husband earns money for his wife to spend,

Wife, spend whatever you want,

Husband, I am a bank card.

Brush whatever you want,

Husband earns money for wife to spend,

My wife, thank you~"

Both of them danced for the first time, and Su Luochen had a strong learning ability, only a little slower than the lead dancer.Ao Qing would pass by every day after get off work, and her movements were slightly more coherent.

Half a catty is against eight taels, and no one will admit defeat.

Not halfway through the song, another man in his early forties, panting from running, plunged into the square dance team and writhed.

The movements were stiff, and the rhythm couldn't keep up at all... Su Luochen and Ao Qing looked at each other, thinking that this was also a novice.

"Encircle!"

The solemn police badges surrounded the square dance team tightly.

The captain in charge of commanding the action swept the crowd with sharp eyes, pointed at the man in his 40s, as well as Su Luochen and Ao Qing: "The three of them can't keep up with the action, take them back."

The man in his 40s, a robber, was chased by patrol officers for several streets, trying to get away with the square dance team, but unexpectedly, he was discovered because he couldn't keep up with his movements.

Ao Qing raised his forehead: "I have never been here except for my ID card."

Su Luochen came to his senses: "Don't be afraid, I'm familiar with this! They will first...then...finally sign for confirmation, there is no need to press fingerprints, if you are thirsty and tell them to drink water, I don't think it will matter at this time meal."

The policeman recognized Su Luochen, and couldn't help laughing: "Hey, you finally came to our district to inspect the work? This is the third time, isn't it? If you gather all seven times, maybe you can summon the dragon?"

Su Luochen glanced at Ao Qing. Ao Qing was enthusiastically promoting their store's fish maw and miscellaneous grain nourishing soup to the young lady Jinghua who received him.

He could almost imagine how angry Jin Jing was. She couldn't openly sell amulets, Buddha statues, etc. in this place, and she was out of luck.

After finishing the notes, Su Luochen put on a mask, a hat, and sunglasses...

"Are you okay, wear sunglasses at night." Jin Jing frowned.

Su Luochen lowered his voice: "I can't be photographed."

"Hehe, it's not the first time you've been on sand sculpture news, are you still shy?"

Su Luochen looked serious: "This time it's different."

"We~ sand sculptures and people, what's the difference!"

Su Luochen looked up at the sky, and sighed: "I can't let people know that the reason I came in this time was because I couldn't keep up with the square dance."