I heard that people who come in have made a fortune [entertainment circle]

Even the program crew never expected to send Dou away.

There was already a shortage of manpower, and now there is one less.

The dark horse Su Luochen took the position of official contestant without hesitation.

"Migrant workers, the soul of migrant workers, migrant workers are masters." Su Luochen lay weakly on the sofa, looking up at the ceiling.

His only dream, the belief in this life - salted and crispy king oyster mushrooms will no longer be available.

Su Luochen, who was cursing in his heart, lay on the sofa and fell asleep unknowingly.

The nine golden crows don't understand human beings, but in their ancient memory, if a person lies so dying, many people will circle around him, dance, kneel down, cry loudly, and finally light a fire.

When the makeup artist entered the door, he saw nine little yellow birds circling around Su Luochen, jumping up and down, flapping their wings, like people kneeling down.

The temperature in the room also seemed to be getting higher and higher.

The makeup artist glanced at the air conditioner in surprise, is it broken?

The air conditioner display reads 26 degrees brightly.

Su Luochen, who didn't know that he was about to be cremated, turned over and sat up. The golden crows threw themselves on Su Luochen joyfully, plucked his hair, grabbed his clothes and rubbed against his face.

The make-up artist saw that he was in a bad mood, and asked what was going on, whether the third place still did not meet his expectations for himself.

Yeah, it didn't meet expectations too much, the first round that was agreed to go away!

Su Luochen lowered his head, not daring to tell the truth, so he could only prevaricate: "The salted and crispy king oyster mushrooms I want to buy are sold out."

"Huh? That's it? Look for a purchasing agent!"

The make-up artist strongly recommended the errand purchasing service to Su Luochen. In such a tight queue with a lot of people, the purchasing agent fee can be more expensive than the product itself.

If you have money, you can pretend!

Su Luochen threw 100 yuan as a purchasing agent fee to buy salted and crispy king oyster mushrooms worth 25 yuan. The errand brother took a look at Su Luochen's delivery address: "TV station? Can't deliver it, the doorman can't get it in." Let's go in."

"It's okay, tell me my name, I'll definitely let it come in." Su Luochen was full of confidence, who was he, he was the one the program team begged to stay.

Can't even have a snack?

What a system!

Su Luochen happily put on makeup and changed clothes to go on stage.

Since he is a fan, the mentors have asked him to show his professional strength enough to be a joke.

Su Luochen lowered his head in embarrassment, rubbing the hem of his clothes: "I'm actually an honest person, I don't know how to talk about learning to sing and sing. Please give me a proposition composition."

He really looks too honest, just leave such an honest kid on the stage, just looking at his bewildered look, all the instructors feel like they are bullying others.

A female instructor said: "Luochen, I know you are an actor, and you mainly play villains. I think you should have a lot of experience playing villains. Today, you will play a comedy villain."

This is not in the script, because Su Luochen is the mistress, oh no, temporarily in charge, so the editorial and director team didn't even think about designing a specific plot for him. They only asked him to pay attention to the comparison of the characters and use the contrast to attract people. .

Su Luochen thought of the just-concluded Republic of China movie, which was still the route of fighting devils. Anyway, no matter what era it is, fighting devils is absolutely politically correct, and people will not be labeled as promoting ethnic hatred.

"It's unreasonable to be the only one acting alone, and I will help you to be a fan." A mentor came off the stage in person.

He is a well-known figure in cross talk circles all over the country, and whether he plays on the spot with scripts or without scripts, they are all famous scenes.

There was cheers on the stage, what a face it is.

Su Luochen was also secretly delighted: He was just being a prankster and put an end to serious jokes, and the mentor himself would be a puffster for him, and he would definitely crush him every minute.

People just can't compare, and it can make people mad!

The instructor is here, maybe he can buy salted and crispy king oyster mushrooms himself.

Su Luochen's role was to be an interpreter next to the devil, and he was focused on making benefits for himself.

The teacher who is flattering plays the role of a traitor.

If the traitor does not give benefits, he will interpret the devil's words as plausible, and the traitor will be executed if he makes mistakes in execution.

On this day, the traitor made a small mistake. In order to show his absolute loyalty to the devil, he took the initiative to come to the door to admit his mistake.

After talking for a long time, Su Luochen also finished translating, but the usually grumpy devil didn't respond at all.

The traitor cautiously asked in a low voice, "Why hasn't Taijun hit me yet?"

Su Luochen rubbed his fingers together, and made a pose asking for money: "Because, I haven't spoken for you yet."

Sure enough, the devil was furious and wanted to shoot the traitor, but the traitor was terrified.

Su Luochen comforted: "No one has died in life since ancient times. After 20 years, you will still be a good man—a traitor."

The traitor mournfully said, "What kind of traitor is that? It's an eight-way argument."

Su Luochen was very serious, and slapped the table: "Why, Ba Lu can talk, but I can't? Is he more noble than me?"

The traitor was dumbfounded.

The mentor artist on the stage, and the audience in the audience were rocked by this segment of laughter.

In the end, eight routes broke into the headquarters and captured Su Luochen alive. Su Luochen tried his best to draw his gun, but he couldn't pull it out for a long time. He said, "I can confess everything, but I have one request!"

The entertainers sitting next to them whispered: "This is the plot of the protagonist. The last requirement of the positive character is to save other people's life, and the last requirement of the villain is usually to save his own life."

"Well, it's a bit ordinary here."

Su Luochen's eyes turned to the table, looking eagerly at the gun that had been confiscated: "I want to see what that gun looks like."

The instructor picked up the gun case, pressed a small mechanism, and the case popped open by itself.

Su Luochen's eyes were like a child seeing a novelty toy, showing great surprise: "Huh? So it's like this. It's fun."

Then the instructor drew out the gun, and Su Luochen's eyes became even happier: "So my gun looks like this!"

The teacher blessed his soul and added a sentence: "This is made of wood."

"Isn't the wood so delicate? It's worthy of the rigorous Taijun's craftsmanship, hey! It's meticulous, serious and craftsman."

When the instructor inserted the gun back, he accidentally dropped a small part in the prop gun, and the instructor froze for a moment.

Originally, this matter is in the past, it will not affect the following plot, and there is no need to bend down to pick it up and destroy the integrity of the plot.

But Su Luochen added another sentence: "Don't worry if you lose the parts, look for them nearby, the Taijun will leave a greased paper bag in the place where the gun was fired, which contains blueprints and brand new spare parts."

The instructor couldn't help laughing: "This translator, it seems that he has been surfing the Internet all year round."

Su Luochen blinked innocently: "Yes, I'm Ge Ge, are you Ge Ge or Mei Mei?"

The post-00s artists on the stage had no idea what they were talking about, only a few staff members born in the 80s and 90s were laughing.

Su Luochen only had salted and crispy Pleurotus eryngii in his heart. After leaving the recording site, he hurried to the dressing room.

Empty!

There is no salted and crispy king oyster mushroom.

There are bags in the trash!

Eat clean!

I went to touch the phone and found that the purchasing agent had called him several times, and finally sent a text message: "I went to the concierge to report your name, a woman passed by and said she knew you, just let me give it to her, she said she It's called Jin Jing. I thought the concierge knew her well, so I gave it to her."

Jin Jing, kill people!

He ate his crispy salted king oyster mushrooms and left the corpse for him to see!

This is intimidation and warning.

Hey, my 120 five yuan.

Su Luochen curled up on the sofa, hugging her knees: "At the end of the sky, where is Xiangqiu..."

After this episode aired, the main comment was hahaha.

There were also people who disliked Su Luochen commented that Su Luochen must be over 50 years old, and had plastic surgery to make him look so young, otherwise how could he know so many old jokes.

It just so happened that age anxiety has always been a topic that plagued the entertainment industry, so the program team also brought up these comments when interviewing Su Luochen.

Su Luochen blinked her eyes: "Actually, I'm not only over 50 years old, and I didn't rely on plastic surgery."

Host: "Then what are your maintenance tips?"

Su Luochen: "It's magic."

The host covered his mouth and chuckled: "It seems to be a commercial secret, so I won't say it."

Su Luochen flattened her mouth in aggrieved way: "It's really magic."

Host: "Okay, okay, it's magic."

Su Luochen: "..."

What kind of attitude is this!No sincerity at all!snort!

If it wasn't for Jin Jing's refusal, I'd ask Jin Wu to show the little yellow chicken fried eggs on the spot!

Su Luochen said again: "Knowing that old stalks doesn't mean that you are old, so I asked, how many people don't know about Qin Shihuang's military annexation of the six kingdoms? Could it be that people who know about this have lived for more than 2000 years?"

The host laughed: "That's different, it's in the history books."

Su Luochen: "Those old stalkers also have traces on the Internet. Even when you travel back to the novel to fall in love with Beep Beep, and want to turn Beep Beep into a zombie, the net is completely cleaned up. Doesn't anyone know about it? ? So, people need to read more books and read more about history to broaden their horizons..."

Next, is the Encouragement of the Demon King.

After Jin Jing finished his interview, a strange shape appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Read more books and read more history? Why do I feel that the things you know have nothing to do with these two things? How do you manage to gossip like that?" large and luxurious?"

"What's wrong with gossip! Gossip has been going on for a long time, and it can become a chapter. "Bamboo Book Chronicle", "Eastern Zhou Dynasty Chronicles", "Book of Songs"... which one is not gossip, historians dare not say that the contents are all nonsense!" Su Luochen He is familiar with the famous gossip since the Warring States Period.

After replying the email to the partner, Jin Jing said with a smile, "Tch, you said you want to take a break, and you don't want to take more work. It turns out that all your time is spent watching gossip."

"Looking at gossip is resting, am I wrong!" Su Luochen refused to admit defeat.

Jin Jing nodded: "That's right! That's right! You're going abroad next month to attend the statuette award ceremony."

"Be the host?" Su Luochen raised his eyebrows.

"No, your level is still a long way from being a host."

"Then what am I going to do? I can't be the host, and I can't be the best actor. Do you want me to hang around on the red carpet in a backless floral dress?"

Su Luochen didn't want to go at all. Traveling abroad requires air tickets and board and lodging. It's so precious!

What are you doing for an awards ceremony that has nothing to do with you?

Isn't Yan Mingsheng's public funds money?

It must be Jin Jing who wanted to go by herself, so she managed to find a way to get the invitation letter.

Jin Jing thought for a while: "Oh, so you want to wear a big flower skirt, that's fine, no problem, President Yan will also go there at that time, as long as he agrees, I have no objection."