Yokohama city god is very violent

"It's you!"

Of course Osamu Dazai didn't know how many things he missed because he committed suicide the day before and overslept the next day. If he knew about it, he would give Ah Bin a big blow Thumb, said to him in a chant-like tone: "You are so good at what you do. You are a model for me to learn from. This is the first time that Kunikida-kun was dumped by a child! Ah, Kunikida-kun was let go!" What a wonderful sentence it is."

Unfortunately, he doesn't know now, and no one told him.

Dazai Osamu looked suspiciously at Kunikida Doppo's forbearance face, wanted to beat him but couldn't bear it, his fists were loosened yet tight, Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses pretending to be relaxed, Dazai Osamu understood, and "quietly" addressed Kunikida Kida Doppo said: "Kunikida-kun, if you want to do it, do it. Don't worry, I will keep it a secret for you."

"No one will know that the next president of the armed detective agency, who has always been strict with himself, just and serious, beat a child here."

"You bastard, are you encouraging me to attack minors!" The anger in Kunikida Doppo's eyes was modernized, and a corner of his glasses shattered with a snap.

"No, I just saw Kunikida-kun that you endured too much, so I couldn't bear it, so I just gave you a suggestion."

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, with a look of "the world is wrong with me", looking at Kunikida Doppo who really wanted to punch his young, handsome, glib face.

A Bin put his hands in his pockets. The nerd just now saw that he couldn't afford to offend him, and he had already slipped away after seeing the situation. A Bin didn't want to get too fussy with this kind of person, so a little lesson would be enough.

But why is Kunikida Doppo looking at him like this... What happened?

The big-hearted Ah Bin completely forgot that he released Kunikida Doppo's pigeons on the street. He looked at Kunikida Doppo and thought that something might not be going well for him today, so he didn't want to provoke him, so he waved his hand and said hello casually. I just want to leave.

Kunikida Doppo lowered his head and glanced at Abin, his face was not angry but mighty, he looked like a handsome young man, but it made people feel serious for no reason.

Maybe it's because of his meticulous dress or aura.

"Is your father Zhongye from the Central Plains?" He asked.

Kunikida Doppo had met Nakahara Chuya, a powerful man who also belonged to the port mafia.

Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin and looked at A Bin thoughtfully. He thought of a post on the port mafia forum that is still on the top [Shock!Mr. Chuya discovered an illegitimate child, it's unbelievable! 】

Isn't it a rumor?Was that little guy adopted?

Osamu Dazai, who knows Chuya's background well, thinks the same as Mori Ogai. They both think that it is impossible for Chuka a few years ago to have a son, and with the other's personality...it will take a few years for a girlfriend to happen.

It's so pitiful, the dark dwarf, who lives in a big villa by himself, feels lonely looking at the empty house, and then adopts a child to accompany him-Osamu Dazai thinks a bit too much.

A Bin raised his head, watched Kunikida Doppo seriously, and said word by word: "No."

Kunikida Doppo was taken aback, and murmured: "But Mr. Ranpo clearly said..."

"He and I are not father and son, at most we have a relationship." Abin said, and Yokunikida walked past him alone, and said in a light and light tone that made people feel particularly embarrassed: "As for our relationship, you Guess."

In a word, the veins on Kunikida Doppo's forehead jumped happily.

A word from Osamu Dazai made Ah Bin stop there.

"Kid, you look familiar."

"Have we met?" A Bin looked as steady as an old dog on the outside, but panicked inside, with an invisible drop of cold sweat streaming down his face, his lips were slightly pursed, and the cat eyes on the end of his eyes looked at people sideways, a bit domineering, if When the adult A Bin does this action, it must be a beauty looking back, both domineering and glamorous.

"You have a pair of very beautiful eyes." Dazai Osamu squatted down and looked at Ah Bin at the same level, a pair of kite-colored eyes stared at the blue eyes.

Kunikida Doppo lowered his eyebrows, and looked at Dazai Osamu's words and deeds with some coldness and seriousness. Although he was angry with Dazai Osamu just now, when it comes to important matters, Dazai Osamu is reliable, and his keen observation ability can make Dazai Osamu instantly Insight into many things that others can't think of.

Osamu Dazai sighed for a while, and regretfully said: "It's a pity that it's blue. Do you know that you have the same color eyes as a slug, a dark dwarf? It's just terrible."

A Bin was displeased: "Zhongye's eyes are obviously very beautiful, don't you think the cobalt blue eyes are very like the sky and the sea, with extremely warm emotions in the purity, containing the ultimate sense of beauty, to say that they are not good-looking, It's too bad, you really don't have any aesthetics!"

Osamu Dazai smiled, his eyes were full of smiles and cunning, like a child who got candy, and he asked a fatal question in a show-off and questioning tone: "How do you know I'm talking about Chuya? We Haven't we met before?"

Abin: "..."

Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to step forward, and the distance between Abin and Abin was only a punch away. Those iris-colored eyes were close to his eyes, but when viewed from a distance, the pair of very affectionate eyes seemed cold and heartless, without any emotion. .

Osamu Dazai continued to ask: "I feel that you are familiar with me in your tone, haven't we met before?"

Ah Bin's face became stiff, outsiders seemed to think that his temperament was colder, but in fact he just didn't know how to answer.

For him to answer: Am I the man who knocked you out with that broom and made a mess of the Armed Detective Agency?

Looking for a beating, Ah Bin will not seek death. He thought for a while and replied, "Did you blow up Zhongye's car? Do you often wear bandages?"

Osamu Dazai blinked innocently.

"Zhong also angrily reminded me that if you see a mackerel in the water, you should step on it, if you hang yourself, you should help him tighten the rope, and if you jump off a building, you should push him down. Do everything you can to be a good person and help Mackerel realize his dream." Abin said indifferently, raised his eyes, and said calmly to Osamu Dazai: "Mackerel."

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "..." He looked at A Bin quietly for a while, and then clapped his hands. The clear voice was accompanied by excitement, his face was flushed with pink, and his mouth was big: "Wow, Chuya He is really a good person!"

A Bin: "..." He had nothing to say.

All I can say is that it's you, Osamu Dazai!

A Bin looked at those eyes and involuntarily took a step back. After realizing it, he felt annoyed. He was so godly and subconsciously afraid of a mortal.

In order to fight against customers, regroup, and to show his "powerfulness", Ah Bin puffed up his chest, his eyes were sharp for a moment, and he took a step forward expressionlessly, his eyes were fixed on Dazai Osamu, his voice was obstructed by his voice The milk is fierce: "What does the matter between me and Zhongye have to do with you, outsider!"

Osamu Dazai asked with a smile, "I am indeed an outsider, but are you an insider?"

A Bin raised his head proudly, and Osamu Dazai stood up. Although his body was thin, he was tall compared to the current A Bin. When he got up, he could cover a shadow on his face. That face was against the sun, so he couldn't see clearly. , but those iris eyes were incredibly bright, and I heard that magnetic voice: "Are you his son? Brother? Or—"

The elongated voice draws people's imagination: "Or his child bride?"

Abing paused, the son is definitely not, brothers don't even think about it, let alone a child bride!

"I..." A Bin's voice paused, and he looked up at Osamu Dazai with an unpredictable expression. After a burst of anger, he lifted his foot expressionlessly, and stepped on Osamu Dazai's instep fiercely.

"Ah!" Osamu Dazai originally wanted to see what this little guy wanted to do, but it was too late when he realized that A Bin wanted to beat someone up. strength.

A Bin kicked a few more times, and said viciously: "Tell you to talk too much!"

Osamu Dazai easily dodged the next few moves since he knew the number of moves, and put his long arms around A Bin's waist, hugging A Bin against his shoulders.

"Little friend, it's not a good habit to hit someone if you can't say it."

"It's not a human being hit!" A Bin said stubbornly: "I advise you to let me go, otherwise I won't let you go!"

"Oh?" Osamu Dazai raised his voice with interest, "Why don't you let me go?"

Tilting his head slightly, he met A Bin's blue eyes that were struggling with extreme anger and became more brilliant, "As long as you obediently tell me who you are, I will—let you kill me."

Kunikida Doppo fell silent. After the silence, he raised his hard fist and hit Dazai Osamu on the head fiercely, angrily said: "Dazai, don't teach bad children!"

The moment Dazai Osamu felt the pain and let go of his hand, Ah Bin sprang out like a monkey, and disappeared in a few moments.

"Really, Kunikida-kun, I can be doing serious things, but you actually say that I am teaching bad children." Dazai Osamu said, pointing to the place where Abin stayed last, and said: "Do you think he looks like a man?" Chances are, you know more than I do, kid."

"You bandage waste device!"

"It's Kunikida-kun who is thinking too much, but I didn't expect Kunikida-kun to have such a heart behind his seriousness? I really misjudged the person." Osamu Dazai used the tone that would make Kunikida beat him thousands of times. Zuo Shi said: "But it's okay, we all understand this kind of thing, it's human nature, Kunikida-kun doesn't need to hide it like this, maybe he will get sick."

"You two make me so mad!"

"Osamu Dazai!"

The author has something to say:

Dazai successfully transferred his partner's anger towards Ah Bin to himself.

A Bin: Thank you for your kindness.

Dazai: ...I am not.