A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

He Jian's expression at this time was very exciting, but it was a pity that Jiang Bin didn't see it.

With a "click", the anti-theft door opened. Jiang Bin opened the anti-theft door and walked in first. He coughed hard to turn on the sensor light, and left the door waiting for Liu Jianshen to come in.

Liu Jianshen walked calmly and leisurely with a bowl of Malatang, as if it was not a corridor, but a red carpet.

When closing the anti-theft door, he faintly felt a cold gaze behind him, and Liu Jianshen deliberately stood behind Jiang Bin to prevent him from being affected.Jiang Bin didn't seem to care at all, and walked upstairs step by step with the packing box.Only at the corner, Liu Jianshen noticed the expression on Jiang Bin's side face, which was the stiffness pretending to be calm when trying to suppress a certain emotion.

Liu Jianshen's footsteps paused until Jiang Bin turned a corner and gave him a puzzled look, then he followed again.

The two-bedroom apartment they rented was on the second floor. Jiang Bin's "best friend" Jiang Yirong had already opened the iron gate and waited with Jason in his arms. Hearing their footsteps, one person and one dog stretched their necks.After seeing the handsome Liu Jianshen behind Jiang Bin, Jiang Yirong suddenly turned his head, covered his mouth and choked with sobs, "Suddenly I feel like marrying my daughter..."

Jason jumped from Jiang Yirong's arms to the ground with a look of disgust, Jiang Bin slapped Jiang Yirong on the forehead: "Take it!"

As soon as Jiang Yirong smelled the aroma of barbecue and Malatang, he was immediately full of energy. He took the packing box in Jiang Bin's hand and said, "Daughter-in-law, you have worked hard." ! Girl Hua is big!" After saying that, Jiang Bin slapped her again.

Liu Jian smiled deeply, and felt that the writer's roommate facing Jiang Bin was really a little old.

Because of Jiang Bin's relationship, Jiang Yirong went to the "Spiritual Station" as a volunteer just after passing the exam as a psychological counselor. He was on duty once a month to answer the hotline, so he also met Liu Jianshen several times.

When Liu Jianshen took off his shoes, he saw Jason sniffing him at his feet, so he bent down and patted Jason's hair, "What's your name?"

"Edison!" "Eason!" Jiang Yirong and Jiang Bin said at the same time, then looked at each other, and said again: "Eason!" "Edison!"

"..."

"It's actually like this..." Locked by Liu Jian's puzzled eyes, Jiang Bin could only make up and say, "Eason is the baby name, and Edison is the current name."

Jiang Yirong quickly cooperated and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Singing when I was young, and taking pictures when I grow up?" Liu Jianshen teased.

"Leader, you are so humorous." Jiang Yirong graciously passed slippers for Jiang Yirong.

At this time, he heard footsteps again, Jiang Bin turned around and saw that it was the landlady's wife.The landlady's wife's surname is Sun, who lives next door. She takes good care of the two aspiring young people on weekdays. Seeing the puppy wagging its tail at her, she immediately rejoiced: "Jason!"

Jason Liu and Jason the dog turned their heads at the same time, Jason the dog flew over and rubbed Mrs. Sun's ankle to please Mrs. Sun's ankle, Jason Liu saw a person and a dog making out there, stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at Jiang Bin.

Jiang Bin was terrified, turned his head to look at Jiang Yirong, Jiang Yirong was also uncomfortable, and after a few words with Mrs. Sun, he beckoned the two of them to come in quickly.

"Actually, jason is a stage name." Jiang Yirong explained after closing the door.

Liu Jianshen raised his eyebrows, but his eyes fell on Jiang Bin.Jiang Bin was agitated, subconsciously took a step back and shrank, and said, "You're not selling yourself." After saying that, he wanted to slap himself, so he hurriedly took the Angry Bird doll, which Jiang Yirong called "Three Yellow Chickens" to hang in his room. superior.

Here Jiang Yirong was slicing the watermelon, cut it in half, suddenly let out a loud drink, and the juice splashed all over his body with force.

"He Jian from Mahler Gobi is a bastard!"

Jiang Bin was taken aback, walked over from the room to have a look, and saw He Jian leaning on his BMW smoking a cigarette from the kitchen window, so he said disapprovingly, "I saw you just when I came up, it's okay." After saying that, he patted excitedly Jiang Yirong pulled another rag to wipe the juice on his chest: "Don't swear because of this kind of person?"

Writer Jiang thought for a while:

"Success!" Then he wiped his face and repeated the sentence just now, removing the "dirty words": "This bastard from Mahle Gobi!"

"..."

Liu Jianshen, who was standing aside watching the excitement, laughed out loud, came over to pick up a piece of watermelon and took a bite: "Well, it's quite sweet." He glanced out the window:

"Who is that person?"

Jiang Bin and Jiang Yirong were silent at the same time.

Jiang Yirong felt that the atmosphere was awkward, so he hurriedly laughed and said:

"God of Wealth, you finally came here today, don't leave easily!" He said, dug out two cans of beer from the refrigerator, and invited Liu Jianshen to the living room to enjoy the "Dark Cuisine World".

Jiang Bin was left in the kitchen to mix cold dishes. Jiang Yirong took another pair of bowls and chopsticks, opened the packing box and scooped out a bowl of Malatang for Liu Jianshen, then saw another bowl, and said to himself: "Huh? Two bowls? Wife Your own?" As soon as he opened the plastic bag outside, he heard Liu Jianshen say, "He gave this bowl to me." After a pause, he continued:

"It's bullwhip soup."

Jiang Yirong held the plastic bag in a daze for a while, then howled:

"I have been with my daughter-in-law for more than four years and have never been teased like this!! How can this teach me how to be in love?!"

Liu Jianshen was drinking soup with a small spoon while watching Jiang Yirong growl there. After roaring, Jiang Yirong glanced at the closed kitchen door, and suddenly remembered something: "Well, did he return the handkerchief to you?"

Liu Jianshen understood when he heard it:

"You embroidered it?"

Jiang Yirong chuckled:

"I felt kind to you the first time I saw you."

"Oh?" Liu Jianshen picked up a piece of rice cake:

"I remember the first thing you said to me seemed to be..."

"Uh-huh!"

"Ass white."

Jiang Yirong let go, and the chopsticks fell on the table.

This can’t be blamed on Jiang Yirong. Not long after Jiang Bin entered the service center, the center organized employees to go to the tropical storm. Jiang Yirong, as a family member, was taken by Jiang Bin to play together. When Jiang Bin pointed to Liu Jianshen’s back and introduced "This is the iron cock" After scrutinizing it for a long time, he said the comment "butt is white". He never expected that Liu Jianshen was a clairvoyant, and he always thought that Liu Jianshen and him only formally met when he first went to the center as a volunteer.

At this time Jiang Yirong had thousands of thoughts in his mind, and finally, he held Liu Jianshen's hands tightly and said: "Why do you care about these things, you and I are all descendants of Yan and Huang!"

"What about the descendants of Yan and Huang?" Liu Jianshen waited for Jiang Yirong to justify himself while eating toasted steamed buns.

"The Emperor Yan and the Yellow Emperor are both men, and there is a difference of eleven generations, which means..." Jiang Yirong raised his index finger: "You and I are the product of men and boys after time travel."

"..."

"Cough... Are you curious, who is that person down there?" Jiang Yirong saw that his joke was too cold, so he took a sip of soup and changed the subject.

"The person below is naturally Jiang Bin." Liu Jianshen took a sip of beer and said lightly:

"Because it's me up there."

Jiang Yirong spewed out a mouthful of thick soup, hugged Liu Jianshen's arm and burst into tears, "Young master! It turns out that you have no good intentions! But what I said to you is the same thing? Your joke is too cold!"

At this moment, as soon as the kitchen door opened, Jiang Yirong hurriedly let go of Liu Jianshen, who was sitting upright, and saw Jiang Bin coming out with a platter of cold dishes.

Liu Jian looked at Jiang Bin wearing an apron with his head propped up, and hooked the corners of his mouth in satisfaction.Looking at Liu Jianshen's charming smile, Jiang Yirong suddenly felt guilty for pushing Jiang Bin out of the wolf's den and into the fire pit.

"Has the bastard down there left?" Jiang Yirong handed Jiang Bin a bunch of roasted garlic sprouts.

"I don't know." Jiang Bin took off his apron and sat beside Jiang Yirong, seemingly indifferent.

Jiang Yirong frowned, glanced at Jiang Bin's cell phone which had been turned off at some point, and ran to the kitchen to see that He Jian was still there, looking unkindly at the cell phone amidst the cigarette butts all over the place.

Liu Jianshen also came over to take a look, then straightened his collar and said:

"It's getting late..."

Jiang Bin immediately put down his chopsticks to get up and send him off, but Liu Jianshen continued:

"Why don't you just stay here for the night!"