A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

Jiang Yirong ate broccoli for two days, but went to bed early every day, and repeatedly checked whether the doors and windows were locked before going to bed, and slept on his back with the curtains closed.But the footsteps of Jason, who is most sensitive to movement, proved that Jiang Yirong hadn't slept well.While feeling distressed, Jiang Bin imagined the scene where he would see a face stuck on the glass when he opened the curtain, and couldn't help shivering.

On the first day of work, Jiang Bin got up early, shaved, washed his face, put on formal clothes, then made a face at the bouquet of roses in a vase, and rushed to the subway with full of energy.He wanted Liu Jianshen to feel that he hadn't become decadent because of the unfavorable relationship with him. This kind of anger was a bit naive, but he just didn't want to show weakness.

When Jiang Bin entered the door according to the password, Fatty Wang had already arrived and was hiding in the tea room on the phone.Jiang Bin suddenly became playful, and sneaked behind Fatty Wang to scare him, but he heard him say: "Ai ai, don't change the color, little ancestor! Wait two years before renovating... Ai ai, it's all up to you! Then I'll pick you up after work? My mother asked about you a few days ago... um... I see, you too..." Fatty Wang finally pursed his lips and kissed the phone.Jiang Bin quit silently, then opened a word document and typed: "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go I'll fuck it, I'll fuck it, I'll fuck it!" After typing, Fatty Wang also came out of the tea room, and was stunned when he saw Jiang Bin: "It's so early!"

Jiang Bin turned his head numbly:

"Happy New Year……"

"Okay, how's the year going?"

"That's it..." Should it be said that the beginning is beautiful, the middle is thrilling and the end is sad?

The two chatted a few words casually, and saw Miao Keqing walking in.Miao Keqing was obviously very happy to see Jiang Bin, and patted him on the shoulder and said, "What a showy year! The years of flirtatious sex have begun again!" Then he opened the window for ventilation and the two of them simply cleaned up.After the work was over, people came one after another.On the first day of the new year, everyone greeted each other when they met, and then chatted about the experience of the new year.When Jiang Bin met Su Maili, he felt that he was not very energetic, but he brought everyone a lot of old Beijing specialties, so he had a good time.It's just that when someone said that Xiao Shen was still in Beijing and that he would not return to Shanghai until the next day, Su Maili avoided it by pouring water.Jiang Bin was a little worried about him, thinking about finding a chance to chat with him today and tomorrow.

Liu Jianshen came in at nine o'clock sharply to the music of the time card machine.His hair has been trimmed, and he wears a crisp suit, white shirt and sullen navy blue twill tie, which makes him look heroic, like a feathered fighting rooster ready to go to battle.After Liu Jianshen said hello to everyone, he said he was going to have a meeting, and everyone entered the meeting room with their notebooks under their arms. Li Datu hadn't come yet, and his mobile phone was turned off. I don't know what happened.

The content of the meeting was nothing more than the new year and the new atmosphere. Everyone should consolidate the basic work and expand the work field, etc., and then began to distribute red envelopes one by one, and said a word of encouragement for each one, and they could leave the meeting room after taking the red envelope.The order in which the red envelopes were distributed was obviously arranged by Liu Jianshen.In the end, only Fatty Wang, Jiang Bin, Miao Keqing and Su Maili were left.Liu Jianshen called Miao Keqing first, gave her a red envelope and asked her to keep it for a while, then called Su Maili, and when he handed the red envelope to him, he said in a low voice, "There is a letter from him inside."

Su Maili was taken aback for a moment, then went out with his head down holding a slightly thick red envelope.

Sitting close to Jiang Bin, he really thought about the meaning of Liu Jianshen's words, so Liu Jianshen called his name.Jiang Bin forced himself to look straight at Liu Jianshen's face calmly. Liu Jianshen handed him the red envelope, his eyes went into his collar, hey, there was still that silver chain around his neck, it must be their promise ring.Jiang Bin noticed Liu Jianshen's gaze and blushed instantly.After listening to what Miu Keqing and He Yang said before, his attitude has actually softened somewhat disappointingly, at least not as angry as before.

Liu Jianshen didn't say anything, just smiled at him.

Jiang Bin's heart trembled a little.Is this seduction?asshole!

Jiang Bin pretended he didn't see it, and planned to leave the scene, but he heard Liu Jianshen call Fatty Wang's name. Fatty Wang took the red envelope, and Liu Jianshen patted him on the shoulder and said, "Nephew and daughter-in-law."

Jiang Bin staggered.Fatty Wang blushed and took the red envelope and said:

"Chen... I still don't understand a lot... I hope Your Majesty can give me more advice."

Liu Jianshen said with compassion for his subordinates:

"You can come and fix my computer."

Fatty Wang lowered his voice like a man asking a woman with a child to buy a pornographic disc: "Isn't it good? Your empress is thin-skinned..."

"It's fine if you don't spread the word."

As soon as the voice fell, a ballpoint pen flew over. Liu Jianshen turned his head to block it, and Fatty Wang dodged sideways. The "hidden weapon" shot by the "Niang Niang" finally hit the curtain, and there was an "ah——", and then "Plop" fell down.Several people took a closer look, and it turned out that it was Li Datu who fell out from behind the curtain.Miao Keqing, Fatty Wang and Jiang Bin were very surprised. They thought Li Datu had disappeared!How could he hide here?

Liu Jianshen straightened up, walked over with the red envelope with Li Datu's name written on it, and shook it in front of him: "What is this?"

Li Datu said shiveringly:

"Red envelope."

"who are you?"

"I am a shiitake mushroom..."

"Do shiitake mushrooms receive red envelopes?"

"Won't……"

"Do shiitake mushrooms have hair?"

"No……"

Liu Jianshen pointed to the scissors on the cabinet:

"Didn't you say it? If you don't cut it, you are not allowed to transform into a human form."

Li Datu hugged the top of his head where several "tender shoots" had grown, and burst into tears.

Only then did Jiang Bin understand that Liu Jianshen probably knew that Li Datu had betrayed his whereabouts and intended to punish him, but he also felt that there was no need to do so, so he stepped forward and knelt down to comfort him: "

"You can grow hair even if you squat down to Huangmeitian..."

Miao Keqing: (→_→)

Fatty Wang: (⊙0⊙)

Liu Jianshen: (#﹃#)

Jiang Bin: (╰_╯)#"Where are you touching?!"

Liu Jianshen withdrew his wolf claws, still wanting to say:

"I told you to stay here, not to visit the shiitake mushrooms."

Lee Mushroom: (ㄒoㄒ)

"It's my birthday the day after tomorrow. I want to take this opportunity to match Xiao Shen and Su Maili."

Fatty Wang was stunned: "So they...?"

Jiang Bin was also taken aback. It turned out that the day after tomorrow was Liu Jianshen's birthday, and he was so angry that he forgot... Should he prepare a birthday present?Although they didn't reconcile, but they were prepared as if they were softened. Liu Jianshen would definitely take the opportunity to give him a step down... Forget it, let's think about Su Maili's matter first and see what he can do for him.

From Jiang Bin's expression, Liu Jianshen could guess what he was struggling with. Seeing him raise his head, he knew that he would definitely not refuse this proposal.Miao Keqing seemed to know something, nodded and said, "What should we do?"

"My plan is to treat everyone to dinner and karaoke, what suggestions do you have?"

Fatty Wang thought for a while and said:

"I pretended to be drunk, and pretended to conspire against Su Maili..."

(@^＿^@): "My nephew is going too."

(ToT): "Just pretend I didn't say it!"

Miao Keqing: "Then Xiao Shen and I will drink together, and when he gets drunk, he throws it to Mai Li and packs it back. I can't drink as much as he does, but if I'm drunk, someone with a car can take me home."

(@^＿^@): "He Yang is going too."

(→＿→): "Pretend I didn't say it."

Jiang Bin: "I don't think it is necessary to use any special means. If we can find a time to hold a long talk with a calm mind..."

(@^＿^@): "Oh~~~~~~"

(╰＿╯)#: "Think I didn't say it!"

As a result, this discussion on matching has reached an impasse.

After racking his brains for a while, Fatty Wang said doubtfully:

"Boss, can't we discuss this matter with a few more people?"

"I don't want outsiders to know." After Liu Jianshen finished speaking, he glanced at "niece and daughter-in-law", "cousin-in-law", "wife" and a trembling "little mushroom" one by one.

"Little Mushroom" couldn't stand the intimidating eyes, so he weakly raised his hand and said:

"As long as I don't have to cut my hair, I'm willing to do anything..."

Liu Jian smiled deeply, and the other three shivered.