A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

When Jiang Bin entered the room, he spurted out a mouthful of blood, and the bright red happy words were vigorously covered on the glass windows of the small villa with European and American style, and the setting sun burned him into his heart.

The "grandmother" who asked for such an arrangement patted the footprints on the trouser legs, pointed to the dishes on the table: "I packed a few dishes and came back, let's drink some wine tonight..."

Jason wagged his tail in agreement, Jiang Bin changed his shoes, blushed and took his luggage from Liu Jianshen, intending to put it in the room.

Liu Jianshen followed behind him unhurriedly and said:

"One for Yirong, one for Jason, and one for Mao'er..." After finishing speaking, he fixed his gaze on the only bedroom left on Jiang Bin's left: "Do you want me to continue sleeping in the study?"

Jiang Bin put down his luggage and turned his head slowly:

"Actually, when you were away, I went into that room to see it." Pointing to the guest room where the "cat's supernatural event" happened: "The lights were replaced with fluorescent green, and I saw the fishing line behind the doll... ..."

Liu Jianshen turned to Jiang Yirong and said:

"Look at the news feed."

Jiang Yirong, who was stretching his neck to listen to the conversation between the two, immediately turned on the TV and turned the volume to the maximum. Jiang Bin grabbed Liu Jianshen by the collar and said, "Don't change the subject! Didn't you use fishing line to pull out the ring that day in the hot spring?"

Liu Jianshen met Jiang Bin's eyes, and really didn't want to confront him anymore, so he pushed open the door of the room next to him, pulled off his collar and lay down on the bed in a lingering manner: "Come on!"

Jiang Bin stared silently at the "newly married husband" lying on the bed in large characters for a moment, then went to the kitchen, unwrapped a corn sausage, turned back and threw it on Liu Jianshen's chest.

Jason, whose eyes had been glowing green for a long time, jumped up chasing the corn sausage with a "woof", and then stepped hard on Liu Jianshen's chest in order to take a bite of the delicious food.

This can't be blamed on Jason. When Jason was picked up by Jiang Bin and Jiang Yirong, it was just a little ball of hair. Every day when Jiang Bin came back, Jason used to fly to express his joy.However, when Jason grew to 18 catties, he still thought he was still the little one, so Jiang Bin was thrown down by Jason and licked his face without exception after get off work, staring straight at Jiang Yirong who took endless pictures with his mobile phone.

At this moment, Liu Jianshen obviously also saw the power of Jason, and he turned his body and coughed for a while, holding his chest, and after Jason left the room contentedly, he jumped up and pulled Jiang Bin into the room when Jiang Bin was not prepared. Li kicked the door of the room and pressed it down: "The new official took office three times... I, the groom, took office, but you lit the fire first..." He leaned over and sniffed Jiang Bin's neck: "Tell me, when did you find out?"

Jiang Bin didn't say a word, he knew what Liu Jianshen was asking, so he couldn't help but blush.Liu Jianshen saw him like this, and smiled like a flower: "Aren't you pretending not to know, so that I can get close? Now you want to lose face again?"

Jiang Bin put his hands on his chest to prevent Liu Jianshen from being frivolous:

"Yi Rong is here..."

Liu Jianshen originally wanted to say, "What are you afraid of?", but considering the previous quarrel, he decided to give Jiang Bin some time: "Okay, let's sleep in separate rooms for the time being. You sleep in mine, and the electric blanket is still on."

Jiang Bin didn't expect Liu Jianshen to agree so readily. Knowing that he was taking care of his little thoughts, he couldn't help being moved: "I asked He Jian to come out a few years ago and make it clear?"

Liu Jian rubbed his nose deeply and said:

"No, he will talk to you later, maybe he has already figured it out, and he hasn't contacted you recently, has he?"

Jiang Bin nodded guiltyly, Liu Jianshen saw every subtle expression in his eyes, but still had a relieved smile on his face, rubbed his hair and said: "Okay, let's eat! Let's grow some meat , comfortable to hold."

Jiang Bin kicked Liu Jianshen's calf and opened the door to get the dishes.

After the three had a happy meal, Jiang Yirong took Jason back to the room to code, Jiang Bin washed the dishes, and Liu Jianshen handed over an Iphone4s halfway through the washing.

"Gift."

Jiang Bin, whose hands were full of dish soap, was taken aback for a moment. His mobile phone should have been replaced long ago, but firstly, he had to pay the rent and couldn't save much money every month. Secondly, he was busy with work and didn't have much time to pick it out.He really thought that Liu Jianshen would suddenly buy an Iphone for him.

"I wanted to buy 'Sony Ericsson' at first." Liu Jian bit Jiang Bin's ear deeply, and Jiang Bin trembled all over, twisting his body to dodge: "Don't make trouble..." He looked down at the overflowing mobile phone and said in a low voice:

"You use it yourself!" After all, Liu Jianshen is usually very economical, and he is still using the old Nokia model, so how dare I spend his money.

Liu Jianshen knew what Jiang Bin was thinking, so he put down his phone, hugged him from behind, and rested his chin on the top of his furry head: "Look, you've been on my mind for so long... Thinking about it, how can I not leave it behind?" The reason for buying road money?"

Jiang Bin was amused by his nondescript metaphor, and rubbed his face with dish soap: "Is this a bribe?"

Liu Jianshen also rubbed Jiang Bin's face back:

"If you don't like this, you can change it in another way." As he spoke, he pushed his waist and hips maliciously.

Jiang Bin gave Liu Jianshen a hard look, continued to wash the dishes and ignored him.Liu Jian sighed deeply and said, "Give me the SIM card later, and I'll cut it for you."

Jiang Bin knew that if he insisted on not wanting it, it would hurt Liu Jianshen's face, so he nodded.

After washing the dishes, Jiang Bin sat in the living room holding Liu Jianshen's notebook to sort out the materials, and searched the northerners' New Year's habits by the way.Liu Jianshen cut the SIM card according to the size of the iPhone's SIM card for Jiang Bin, and only heard a "click", and Jiang Bin turned around: "Okay?"

"broken."

Jiang Bin's gaze moved down to the SIM card that had been cut in half on the table, and after a while he jumped up and grabbed Liu Jianshen's neck and shook it vigorously: "I only have this card! All the numbers are in this card." Ahhh!!!"

Liu Jianshen let Jiang Bin shake it, and when he had vented enough, he pointed at his mobile phone in a very good temper and said, "I just helped you guide the phone."

Jiang Bin hurriedly grabbed his mobile phone and turned it on to try it out. Fortunately, the phone number was indeed still there.Jiang Bin breathed a sigh of relief, but still pointed at the wreckage of the SIM card angrily and said, "But what if my card is gone?"

Liu Jianshen hurriedly said:

"I'll make another one for you tomorrow, but I have to change the number."

Jiang Bin then held the corpse of the SIM who had been with him for many years, full of excitement.

After one person and one dog slammed through the door to watch this episode, the man returned to the computer and posted a message on his Weibo: "Don't blindly believe in authority, and cut off your children and grandchildren."

The next day, Liu Jianshen got Jiang Bin a small card suitable for iPhone at noon. The number was 13526969169.

Jiang Bin silently stared at the string of numbers handed to him and said in his heart: "Is this really not intentional, really not intentional, really not intentional?!

However, I was very excited to use the new mobile phone. Jiang Bin downloaded a bunch of software, and troubled his technical brother Wang Yang to use Ipaid to import all the numbers originally left in the mobile phone to the Iphone for him, and sent a group message to inform the new mobile phone number. It will be regarded as the completion of merit and virtue.

Of course, many colleagues were curious about why Jiang Bin suddenly made an Iphone4s in such a desperate manner. Jiang Bin glanced at Liu Jianshen who was talking to Fatty Wang not far away, cleared his throat and said, "It's from the soft girl."

Everyone was shocked, and Fatty Wang went "pooh—".

Miao Keqing silently glanced at Liu Jianshen, who was smiling creepily, and met Fatty Wang's eyes, "I guess he won't be able to get out of bed the day after tomorrow".

However, after Liu Jianshen went back, he didn't bother with Jiang Bin. He just silently drew a circle on the desk calendar and recorded it in his diary...

At the end of the diary, Liu Jianshen grinned and wrote:

"After I made this decision, I lowered my head and found that the red scarf on my chest was more colorful."

The "mother-in-law" who peeked at Liu Jianshen's diary with a pinhole camera inserted in a potted plant hugged Jason in front of the screen and said shiveringly: "I'm going! This guy is not my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle." Uncle!!"