A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

Early in the morning, the alarm clock rang. Jiang Bin didn't sleep well last night and only squinted for a while in the early morning. When he woke up, his head was swollen and his eyes were sore. A pink alarm clock with a rabbit pattern that I haven't seen at night.

Jiang Bin stared at the alarm clock for a moment, pressed it off, curled up under the warm blanket, put on pajamas, and when he was done, he took out the key hanging on the Mickey Mouse key ring in his pocket and stuffed it into his key bag.

Opening the door, Liu Jianshen was coming out of the kitchen with two bowls of pumpkin porridge. Jiang Bin saw that Liu Jianshen had dark circles under his eyes and looked sleepless. He felt very guilty. He pinched the seam of his trousers and wanted to say something, but Liu Jianshen spoke first. : "There is still half an hour, let's leave on the hour."

Jiang Bin glanced at the clock and had no choice but to drink the porridge obediently.

Rock sugar was added to the porridge, which was sweet but not greasy. After Jiang Bin drank it, he felt much warmer. He quickly changed into a down jacket, and finally tidied up his travel bag. style note, and followed Liu Jianshen away.

Liu Jianshen drove, first picked up Xiao Shen and Su Maili, and then set off for Nanjing.

Jiang Bin deliberately sat at the back so that he could talk to Su Maili, but Su Maili didn't know whether it was because of Xiao Shen in the passenger seat or because he didn't sleep well last night, so he seemed a little powerless to ask Jiang Bin.Jiang Bin said a few words and felt bored, so he closed his eyes and rested his mind.

Liu Jianshen did not show symptoms of lack of sleep, and chatted with Xiao Shen about work and social circles.

Jiang Bin squinted and fell asleep. When he was woken up, he was already at the rest stop halfway.

The first two let Jiang Bin and Su Maili go down first to let the wind go.After they went to the bathroom, they went to the nearby supermarket and bought a few bottles of drinks and a bag of fresh oranges.

When Liu Jianshen and Xiao Shen came back from the wind, Jiang Bin and Su Maili, who were wearing disposable plastic wrap gloves, had already peeled an orange each.

Liu Jianshen paused when he was driving the door, then opened the rear door, stretched his head, and took a mouthful of the orange in Jiang Bin's hand, before getting into the passenger seat contentedly.

Jiang Bin maintained the posture of holding a fresh orange in his hands and preparing to eat it, and stared blankly at the back of Liu Jianshen who was sitting in front. Xiao Shen, who exchanged driving with Liu Jianshen, who was sitting in the driver's seat, gave Jiang Bin a sympathetic look and turned the car key.Su Maili also felt that Jiang Bin was pitiful, so he handed Jiang Bin the fresh orange he had picked up in his hand, to soothe his wounded heart.

There was a sweet orange fragrance in the car, which accompanied Jiang Bin's dreams in the second half of the road.

When Jiang Bin woke up again, he had passed the toll booth and officially entered Nanjing.

Nanjing's bustling areas are actually not much different from Shanghai's, except that Shanghai's high-rise buildings look like candles, while Nanjing seems to be much more peaceful.

Jiang Bin has been looking out the window, and found that the waiting time for the red light on the main road in Nanjing is very long. Pedestrians have nearly a minute to cross the road, unlike Shanghai, which only takes more than [-] seconds. Crossing the road is like a race walking competition. .

"This is the embodiment of the rhythm of life." Liu Jianshen saw that Jiang Bin had been staring at the countdown of the traffic lights at the intersection, so he couldn't help but add a sentence: "Everything requires efficiency, which is why fast food culture is popular."

"Are you relying on the old to sell the old?" Xiao Shen on the side teased while paying attention to the rearview mirror.

"Welcome to join forces."

"Let's find a place to eat first?"

Liu Jianshen took a look at the time displayed in the car. It was getting dark, and it was proper to fill his stomach before rushing to the overcrowded meal.

So Xiao Shen parked the car at Lion Bridge on Hunan Road.

Jiang Bin was greedy to taste fried ridge, so Liu Jianshen bought more than a dozen strings of tenderloin and took them to a well-known crab roe and abalone pan-fried bun restaurant to eat.

The environment in the store is average, but the signature crab roe and abalone pan-fried buns are rich in soup and fragrant on the cheeks, and the free soy milk tastes good too.

After eating, Liu Jianshen proposed to visit the Confucius Temple by the Qinhuai River. The Chinese New Year is approaching, and the temple fair is still in preparation, but many vendors have already placed some old-fashioned gadgets and yelled at it.

Jiang Bin was still a child at heart, he became excited when he saw something fun and delicious, and dragged Su Maili to run ahead.Liu Jianshen and Xiao Can followed closely behind, for fear that they would get lost.

Walking near the Qinhuai River, the rows of brightly red lanterns on the bridge and the colorful landscape lights outlining the outlines of row upon row of ancient buildings are reflected in the water together, making people dazzled by the flying boats.

Jiang Bin was amused by watching this, and asked Liu Jianshen for a camera to take pictures of the Qinhuai night scene, but Su Maili, who was at the side, said, "It's all decorated by later generations, and the beauty is beautiful, but it's very gaudy, ruining the original charm."

There was a lot of noise in his ears, Jiang Bin only heard what Su Maili said when he got closer, and sighed literaryly: "Isn't there still little destruction in the country in order to earn money from tourists?"

"Then you are an accomplice."

Jiang Bin turned his head, glanced at Liu Jianshen who was standing behind him at some point, and distanced himself a little and asked, "Does the boss take pictures?"

Liu Jianshen nodded, and then a pair of rabbit ear headbands with small lights on the tips of the ears suddenly appeared in the hands behind his back, and he pressed it on Jiang Bin's forehead. He grabbed the camera and "clicked" a picture, and played it back for Jiang Bin: Bin looked at the photo of himself holding the pair of rabbit ears in a daze against the night scene of Qinhuai River in the camera, and he felt like digging a hole...and buried Liu Jianshen.

Su Maili stared at the fluffy snow-white rabbit ear headband on Jiang Bin's head for a moment, and turned his head away to cough.Jiang Bin wanted to grab the camera in shame and indignation, but Liu Jianshen refused.

Xiao Shen came over with a two-meter-long string of candied haws, and handed it to Jiang Bin very considerately.

"Hey..." Before Liu Jianshen could reprimand his unkind comrades, Jiang Bin stabbed him with candied haws.

As the saying goes, a rabbit stabs people when it is in a hurry. Jiang Bin stabbed for more than ten minutes, refreshed, then took off the rabbit ears and hung them on Liu Jianshen's neck, and walked away proudly carrying the "murder weapon".

Xiao Shen, who was always watching the show, stepped forward and kindly put rabbit ears on Liu Jianshen's forehead, snatched a "click" of the camera from his hand, put it in his pocket and left peacefully.

Liu Jianshen was silent for a moment, took off his headband and chased after him, and a new round of "come, come, catch me, hahaha" repeated itself.

When the four of them returned after enjoying themselves, the pole on which thirty candied haws were strung had been bent, and there were still a few suspicious strands of hair on the top.

Jiang Bin ate the candied gourds whose rock sugar had started to melt at the bottom, and Su Mai and one half ate them in the car. After eating, they arrived at the five-star hotel in Tangshan Yishang Hot Spring Resort.

Liu Jianshen has only booked two rooms in total. There are a lot of tourists who come to soak in the hot springs, and it is impossible to add another room. Jiang Bin felt refreshed today, and now he thinks of the "jumping god" at Liu Jianshen's annual meeting. Afraid, he insisted that he would share a room with Su Maili.

Liu Jianshen and Xiao Can had no objection, and took out their ID cards and other keys.

Go upstairs, swipe the card to open the door, the room is not bad, all facilities are available, clean and tidy, with IPTV and network cable.

Jiang Bin and Su Maili finished their showers one after another, turned on the heater fully, put on woolen sweaters and sat on the bed, just about to chat about some fresh topics among literary youths, when they heard a knock on the door.

"Who?"

"I."

Jiang Bin was silent for a moment and said:

"Password?"

"Zhou Hei Ya."

Jiang Bin lived up to his reputation as a foodie, and quickly picked up the chain and unlocked it to let in the wolf with a tail. The wolf with a big tail was followed by Xiao Shen, who was carrying a coke and pajamas with fried chestnuts in sugar.

Seeing Xiao Shen's casual yet sexy attire, Su Maili turned his face away as if he couldn't stand it.

Jiang Bin noticed Su Maili's unnatural expression and felt that he was reckless. He "led the wolf into the house" without asking his opinion.

However, once everything has been released, it is impossible to immediately go back on your word and drive people out.Just as he was hesitating, he heard Liu Dalang, who was carrying a bag of "Zhou Hei Ya", say: "I'm bored, I'll play chess with you."

Jiang Bin stared at the looming duck neck in the bag, swallowed and said, "No."

Liu Jian smiled deeply, and took out a pair of flying chess from his arms:

"None of this?"

Jiang Bin peeked at Su Maili, but Su Maili didn't say a word, turned around and sat on the bed, acquiescing.

Xiao Shen and Liu Jianshen looked at each other, and started to talk together.So the two bosses and two subordinates sat on one side of the bed, with a square stool in the middle, and Jiang Bin was very comfortable playing flying chess with one hand duck neck and the other.

In several games, Jiang Bin was mercilessly eaten by Liu Jianshen, who ate overlapping chess pieces, and left the table angrily to go to the bathroom. When he came out, he had a grim expression and staggered steps.

Liu Jian was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly dropped the duck's neck and stood up to help him:

"What's the matter?" Just now, he didn't hear the stumbling, and wondered why Jiang Bin was uncomfortable?

Jiang Bin didn't answer, blushed and endured the pain and went to the bedside, and his body tilted on the bed and bowed into a shrimp.Liu Jianshen was concerned and confused, squatting in front of the bed and softly asked what happened to Jiang Bin.

Jiang Bin just shook his head, and then the corners of his eyes were moist and pitiful.At this time, Su Maili, who had never said a word, glanced at the neck of the spicy duck, which had only a few pieces left, and asked, "Did you...didn't wash your hands before going to the bathroom?"

Liu Jianshen: "..."

Xiao Shen: "..."

Jiang Bin's face was full of bulls.