A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

When Jiang Bin went to the service center today, he really felt the taste of ice and fire.

Fatty Wang and Li Datu continued to make jokes with him as usual. Although they cared a little more deliberately, Jiang Bin was still grateful.

Others saw Jiang Bin greeting with nostrils.Two of them are sycophants, and they are determined to disassociate themselves from Jiang Bin, a young comrade who makes leaders dislike him. Playful little frizzy young.

Fatty Wang naturally had no objection to the "old man" of the strict school, but he didn't like the two flatterers very much, and said to Li Dabald: "The nostrils are not as big as Erkang's, and they are still showing off!"

Jiang Bin sprayed:

"Don't let Ziwei hear me!"

"It's clearly Fifth Brother!"

"It's Amma, okay?"

"Mother Rong!"

"I'll give you a strong taste!"

At this time, Liu Jianshen happened to come out of the small black room, and when he saw the three people beaming and talking and laughing there, his face immediately sank.Fatty Wang and Li Datu observed their words and calmed down, and obediently turned back to typing on the keyboard.

With his back to the door, Jiang Bin had heard Liu Jianshen's footsteps a long time ago, but he couldn't see them anyway, so he opened a few files randomly on the screen to pretend.

In fact, Jiang Bin has not recovered from the previous frustration today. The lectures of the state-owned enterprises in charge of the next one have already been paved. The detailed process has been given by Su Maili. Jiang Bin feels that he has nothing to do. .

When Liu Jianshen, who had been staring behind his back at his computer screen for a long time, finally walked out, Jiang Bin's tense nerves finally relaxed.Today's Liu Jianshen is like a symbol, reminding him of his carelessness all the time, with a chain reaction of remorse and frustration.

So the mood to see Mr. Jin became more and more urgent. As soon as the director of the hotline operation department came back from his work, Jiang Bin rushed up to find someone.

Fan Zheng, the head of the hotline operations department, is a moderate turtle. He nodded after hearing what Jiang Bin said: "Ask them for their email address! I'll ask Xiaobing to send them the form, and I'll come over with my ID for training someday."

Jiang Bin thanked him gratefully, ran to the corridor and called Zhang Miao according to the number on his business card, Zhang Miao picked up after a long time, Jiang Bin spoke very fast: "Hello? Doctor Zhang, it's done! We The colleagues in the operation department will send you the registration form later, what is the email address of you and Dr. Shu?"

Zhang Miao's voice was a little vague, and he could faintly hear a hoarse cry of pain from the side: "Wait until I cut the intestines." After saying that, he hung up.

Jiang Bin was silent, and suddenly felt a gust of dark wind sweeping past...

Ten minutes later, Zhang Miao called back, Jiang Bin picked up the phone stiffly, and Zhang Miao on the other end said clearly, "Sorry, I was eating just now."

Jiang Bin was stunned, it turned out that it was not "cutting", but "eating"... He just breathed a sigh of relief, but then he heard Zhang Miao say: "That man made my ears hurt from yelling, and eating a piece of his intestines is not for eating. His life..."

Jiang Bin's back was wet... Dr. Zhang Miao, who made Jiang Bin wet, returned to the subject as if nothing happened: "Can you remember? Dr. Shu's email address: [email protected], my email address: [email protected]"

After Jiang Bin ran back to the office to take a paper to write down, he was at a loss and couldn't help asking:

"What does fuckcaolovesaylongguan mean?"

Zhang Miao said calmly:

"Cao Cao loves Guan Yunchang."

Jiang Bin was embarrassed, "cloud" means "say" in classical Chinese, so it corresponds to the word "say"? , this Dr. Zhang's way of thinking is really out of the ordinary!

"Dr. Zhang, you are so humorous...well, fill out the form and send it back to us, and we will notify you and Dr. Shu to bring your certificates to the training later."

"Dr. Shu and I haven't received the certificate yet." Zhang Miao interrupted.

Jiang Bin frowned:

"If we don't have a second-level qualification certificate for psychological counselors, we can't be volunteers..."

Zhang Miao said "Oh":

"We have this certificate."

"Then what you just said..."

"It's a marriage certificate."

"..."

Jiang Bin decided not to continue the conversation with Zhang Miao, as the two were not on the same page at all.After hanging up the phone, Jiang Bin thought, no!Do most people think of two men getting a marriage certificate?Could it be that Dr. Shu is also...?

Looking at the time, it was almost eleven o'clock, Fatty Wang and other foodies were already ready to rush to the cafeteria.

Jiang Bin suddenly wanted to retreat, he felt that the state at this time was really not very good, he was too lazy to speak long sentences, let alone settle those old scores with He Jian, and then separated the relationship.

Just as he was thinking about the doorbell ringing, Jiang Bin sat close to the door and went to answer it. It turned out that the two people who came were contacts from two state-owned enterprises he had met before who were interested in the EAP project.

The two knew Jiang Bin, and they shook hands and said a lot of polite words when they came up. Jiang Bin finally realized that he was very embarrassed. He didn't know that these two would come to visit today. How could he tell them that he was no longer in charge of this project... …At this time, Su Maili, who heard the doorbell and guessed that it was the two who had come, came out, and introduced them into the meeting room gracefully.

After a while, Liu Jianshen, who received Su Maili's report, came out of the small dark room, and happened to see Jiang Bin who was closing the door with a dejected expression, so he stopped in his tracks.Jiang Bin turned around, met Liu Jianshen's gaze, and hurriedly sat back on his seat without opening his eyes.

At this time, I heard Liu Jianshen say:

"Let's all go eat!"

Colleagues in the project department were a little surprised when they heard this. On weekdays, when they went to the cafeteria to eat, they had to go to the small black room to report before leaving, usually until around 11:30.However, it may also be that Liu Jianshen was going to receive the two state-owned enterprises today, afraid that they would hold back and dare not go down to eat without saying hello to him.

So the project team went to the cafeteria in twos and threes, and Jiang Bin, who hadn't become a regular, could only sit on the chair eagerly. Fatty Wang and Li Datu refused to bring him some food, so he went out to eat with friends at noon today.

In the huge office, Jiang Bin was the only one left staring at the computer in a daze. Thinking about it was a bit bleak, so he took a few hundred dollars and a credit card and went to SF Restaurant first.

It was only seven or eight minutes away from SF Express. Jiang Bin had already occupied a seat and wanted to send the seat number to He Jian, but felt it was redundant.He used to be so thoughtful about everything, so that He Jian had an indifferent attitude towards him, but it was really difficult for Jiang Bin to learn to put on airs.

Sitting at [-]:[-], looking through the menu several times, Jiang Bin finally said to the waitress who had been staring at her for a long time: "That..."

The lady excitedly took out the ordering equipment and walked over with a smile, and Jiang Bin continued, "Where is the bathroom?"

The young lady froze and pointed in the direction of the bathroom after a while.Jiang Bin walked two steps and then turned around and said, "Please save your seat."

The lady's expression is wonderful.

Jiang Bin went to the bathroom, straightened his hair, looked around for no one, so he took a deep breath in the mirror and said, "We are all adults and we don't want this kind of thing to happen! Emotional matters can't be forced! Be a human being The most important thing is to be happy! Now, smile?"

After finishing speaking, he smiled very uglyly in the mirror, halfway through the smile, the door behind him opened.

Liu Jianshen came out from inside, came to Jiang Bin's side expressionlessly and washed his hands calmly.

Jiang Bin froze there, and after a while, he said to Liu Jianshen who was wiping his hands with paper:

"Boss, why do you..."

Liu Jian took a deep look at Jiang Bin, and then he heard Jiang Bin continue:

"Why don't you flush the toilet after going to the toilet..."