A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

When Jiang Bin was caught drinking by Li Datu, he didn't resist much. In fact, even if he sold him in a sack at this time, he would not have any reaction.Li Datu felt very distressed when he saw it. Jiang Xiaobin is usually so lively, but unfortunately he was stupid and didn't know how to comfort him, so he had to take Jiang Bin to the small restaurant first.

Fatty Wang had already placed a few bottles of rice wine on the table and was waiting. Jiang Bin was dragged by the two to sit down and realized that this was to comfort himself. Remembering that the two of them were so busy with the lecture that day, just let it go. I couldn't help feeling uncomfortable, I tried to evade it but the hospitality was hard to give up, so I called Jiang Yirong and said that I won't be coming back for dinner tonight, and let him make up for it.

Jiang Yirong is a fine person. Hearing Jiang Bin's tone, he knew that he was probably unhappy when he was criticized. He also knew that Jiang Bin was drunk with Fatty Wang and Li Datu. He naturally understood the reason, so he said he would Take a taxi to satisfy your hunger.

Fatty Wang and Li Datu were no strangers to Jiang Yirong, thinking that he was Jiang Bin's roommate and would be better at comforting them, so they readily agreed.

In the bustling shop, the four of them ate food around a small greasy table in the corner. They tacitly didn't mention today's affairs, and only talked about gossip about the service center, occasionally interjecting a few nasty words.

When he was [-]% full, Fatty Wang proposed to drink a round first.Jiang Yirong knew that Jiang Bin didn't hold a lot of alcohol, so let him take it easy, but Jiang Bin filled up his hands as soon as he started, and he drank with his head up, which was very refreshing.

Fatty Wang and Li Datu applauded again and again, and then persuaded Jiang Bin to eat a few bites of food and talk for a while.Jiang Bin had nothing to say, just listened to some nonsense.Before that, Liu Jianshen and several seniors from the project department were protecting him. Although he often drank and vomited, he rarely got drunk, but today, he wanted to get drunk so as not to think about those troublesome things.

So the three of them were inattentive, and Jiang Bin had already silently drank two more glasses.

"Okay, Jiang Xiaobin! I can't see that you have this ability. You usually hide it?" Fatty Wang put a plate of vegetables in front of him and let Jiang Bin rest for a while.

Jiang Bin blushed while drinking, picking up peanuts with his chopsticks:

"You guys also came up and said you were with me, why didn't you move?"

The three of them had no choice but to drink with them. After a while, five bottles were drained. Jiang Bin hiccupped, blushing on his face: "Have you ever heard a poem?"

"What poem?" Fatty Wang elbowed Li Dabald, who was about to fall asleep when he squinted his eyes.

"Sit up in shock while dying, and ask with a smile where the guest came from. The young and the young leave home and the boss returns, can An know whether I am male or female?"

Jiang Yirong sprayed:

"Daughter-in-law! It's so wet!"

"There's more!" Jiang Bin became interested, stood up with a cup in his hand, shook his head and shook his head, and said, "My husband and I take off our war robes, and the hibiscus tent keeps us warm for the spring night. I wish to be lovebirds in the sky, and each of us will run away when disaster strikes!"

"This is quite cruel." Jiang Yirong put his arms around Jiang Bin and led him to sit down. Many people around looked back!

Li Datu was woken up by Fatty Wang and was listening to Jiang Bin's random solitaire poem. He thought it meant something, and said sadly: "I advise you to drink more wine. From now on, Xiao Lang is a passerby..."

"Xiao Lang..." Jiang Bin stared at the glass in a daze.

He remembered that the person's surname was not Xiao, but it seemed that his surname was... surname...

Fatty Wang saw that the atmosphere was not right, so he hurriedly told everyone:

"Stop being obscene! I'm almost hooking the anti-pornography and anti-illegal crimes! Now we have agreed not to get drunk and not to return! Stop talking nonsense and do it!"

Jiang Bin shook his heavy head, dismissed the doubt just now, and downed another glass with a silly laugh.Jiang Yirong saw that Jiang Bin was really going to be drunk, so he hurriedly said to the two of them, "Let's go here today, he has a bad stomach, if he drinks again he will vomit, and he's going to work tomorrow!"

Fatty Wang saw that Li Datu couldn't hold on any longer, so he agreed.Several people sat for a while, clinked glasses at the end and dispersed.

At this time, Jiang Bin's alcohol was on the rise, and his whole body was hung on Jiang Yirong's body. The two walked staggeringly, and finally moved to the place where the taxi was hired.Today was much better than the previous two days, and finally there was some coolness in late autumn. Jiang Yirong took off his scarf and surrounded Jiang Bin randomly. He stretched his neck but there was no empty car coming.

At this moment, Jiang Yirong was startled when he heard the horn sound behind him, and turned around to see a black Audi.He was thinking about whether he was blocking someone else's way, but when the car moved a little further, he could clearly see the people on the car.

Well, a squatting weasel!

At this time, Jiang Yirong wanted to pick up Jiang Bin and run away, but it was a pity that he did not exercise much on weekdays, so he was picked up by a pair of hands when he just lifted Jiang Bin one centimeter off the ground: "Let me do it..." He Jian's tone sounds sincere.

Jiang Yirong raised his eyebrows:

"Give it up! Otherwise, I'll call the boss!"

After hearing Jiang Yirong's words, He Jian drew Jiang Bin to him even more:

"I just want to send you back home."

At this time, Jiang Bin opened his eyes suddenly, grinned and said:

"Let him deliver it." Then he tilted his head and fell asleep.

He Jian looked at Jiang Yirong, and Jiang Yirong looked at Jiang Xiaobin.

Yes, give it away!Don't catch a cold in such a cold day, you are afraid that you won't be able to drive away when you arrive at your own site?So they half hugged Jiang Bin and got into the car together.

Even though He Jian was driving steadily, Jiang Bin still vomited halfway. He Jian didn't feel disgusted. He stopped and walked around to the back seat to wipe Jiang Bin's mouth and smooth him out. Jiang Yirong looked a little chilled.What's the matter?Has this guy possessed a body, traveled through time, and reborn the Virgin?

He Jian didn't care about Jiang Yirong's surprised gaze, he just found a cushion for Jiang Bin to sleep on Jiang Yirong's lap, handed him a fresh-keeping bag and continued driving.

This time He Jian drove the car very slowly, and when the car behind him came up and pointed at him and scolded him as an idiot, he didn't even twitch his brows.Fortunately, Jiang Bin did not vomit again, and was safely sent downstairs to the community.

Jiang Yirong called Jiang Bin a few times but there was no response, He Jian said:

"I'll hug it."

Jiang Yirong was very reluctant, but with his strength, he might have dropped Jiang Bin in the middle of the hug, so He Jian had to let He Jian eat the tofu and run to open the door.

He Jian did not think about it wholeheartedly, he placed Jiang Bin on the sofa steadily, and took off his coat for him, enduring Jason's yelling.Just about to take it out to wash for Jiang Yirong, but was stopped by Jiang Bin.

Jiang Bin wanted to tear his eyes open like a corpse, and said:

"Your Majesty, do you still remember the Daming Lake that was sprayed by Xia Yuhe back then?"

He Jian was stunned, and after a while, he sat beside him and held his hand:

"I remember……"

Jiang Bin felt relieved, let go of his hands and fell asleep again.

Jiang Yirong turned on the water heater and came out just in time to see this scene, and couldn't help sighing, Jiang Bin's wine seems to have mutated by leaps and bounds...

"Where is this?" He Jian asked while holding Jiang Bin's coat.

Jiang Yirong took the basket that was thrown in the bathroom and put it in the washing machine to wash together later. After thinking about it, it is better to wipe Jiang Bin, who smells like alcohol, first. Seeing that He Jian has no intention of leaving, Jiang Yirong who does not want him to feast his eyes Started to bombard people unceremoniously.

He Jian didn't say anything, just obediently put on his shoes and left.Jiang Yirong looked at He Jian's suit that was stained with Jiang Bin's vomit and thought, this guy has really changed his sex?Or another bitter trick?No matter what, you still have to be careful. If Jiang Bin doesn't remember, he can't say that this guy sent them back.

However, as soon as Jiang Yirong changed Jiang Bin into clean clothes, the doorbell rang again. Jiang Yirong picked up the intercom and heard He Jian's voice, and said impatiently, "What are you doing?"

"I have some Ganoderma lucidum and honey here to sober up."

Jiang Yirong pouted:

"Things stay, people go."

He Jian was not annoyed, and patiently asked:

"Ganoderma lucidum slices, add water, simmer for two hours and add a few spoonfuls of honey for Jiang Bin to drink. This method is quite effective."

"Understood!" Jiang Yirong hung up the phone after a few clicks.

After a while, he heard the sound of the car starting, and Jiang Yirong ran downstairs to take a look. Sure enough, he had left a big bag of things. I don't know where this kid got the ganoderma lucidum in the middle of the night.

Jiang Yirong came up with the things, made a big bowl for Jiang Bin to drink according to the method He Jian said, and then carried Jiang Bin to the bed with all his strength and covered him with a quilt.Jiang Yirong was also very tired after finishing all this work, and lay down on his own bed without taking off his pants after closing the door.

When he woke up the next day, he felt that his body was extremely heavy. When he opened his eyes, he found Zhang Miao riding on him.