A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

He Jian thought he knew Jiang Bin very well, and he thought that no matter what Jiang Bin thought at this time, he would come to explain it politely. Bin didn't answer the phone, so he went to see in person that the office was already pitch black and there was no one left.

He Jian never expected that Jiang Bin would sneak away. He was clearly guarding the door. How did Jiang Bin slip away from his sight?

At this time, Jiang Bin was helping Jiang Yirong pack his things in the small bungalow. When he received a call from He Jian, he really thought about going down and explaining to He Jian, but it happened that Jiang Yirong called at this time and said that he had a manuscript to catch up and planned to close the online shop. Come to the small bungalow to accompany him for a few days.

Jiang Bin was naturally happy when he heard that, and Jiang Yirong's company saved him from daydreaming alone, and then he was caught in a trap and told Jiang Yirong what He Jian was waiting downstairs.Jiang Yirong, who had just received a short message on his mobile phone saying that the money had arrived, was filled with righteous indignation: "Take care of him! Come back quickly!"

Jiang Bin, who didn't want to face it at all, had the support of his girlfriends, so he decided to ignore He Jian. After the advertising company finished setting up the scene, he took a quick look at the multi-function hall and packed his bags. With Fatty Wang's support, he opened the window and walked away. escape.

He Jian, who was running for nothing, felt frustrated by punching cotton. In the past, Jiang Bin was always responsive to him, so he didn't take Jiang Bin seriously. After a few days, he would still be the same obediently waiting...

However, most of He Jian's self-confidence has been worn away during this period of time. He watched Jiang Bin bring Liu Jianshen back to his residence, and soon moved to live with Liu Jianshen. He wanted to have a good talk with Jiang Bin. Talk but never find a chance.

He Jian was also annoyed, but he still didn't want to give up. He had more free time to do business with his father. When he wasn't running away from clients, he stayed downstairs at Jiang Bin's unit every day, and followed them all the way back to the small bungalow.

Fortunately, although Liu Jianshen appeared as a possessor in the depths, as far as the observation results of these days are concerned, Liu Jianshen and Jiang Bin have no substantial intimacy. He Jian even guessed that Liu Jianshen might just be Jiang Bin deliberately annoyed him It was a shield that was just moved out, so He Yang, who had reached a mutual assistance agreement with him, told Liu Jianshen to go to accompany his relatives on weekends, so he came to the door with a stern face.

He Jian quickly adjusted his mood and drove directly to the downstairs of the small bungalow. He could not let go of this opportunity to communicate with Jiang Bin.

Here Jiang Yirong had just settled down, comfortably holding his notebook cross-legged and typing on the sofa. While typing, he thought of Shu He again, and couldn't help sighing.He was really afraid of that Dr. Zhang who was more off-line than him, so he didn't dare to get close to him. In this way, it seemed that the only way left was to contact Shu He directly?

What excuse do you have?Get some trauma or something?Thinking of this, feeling bored, put down the laptop and opened the window to breathe, but happened to see a familiar BMW parked downstairs.Jiang Yirong's blood boiled in an instant - oh oh oh!Here comes the trauma, here comes the excuse! !He picked up the red brick enshrined on the window sill and smashed it down.

"Bang Dang", Jason yelled "Wow", Jiang Bin, who was cooking in the kitchen, was startled: "What sound?"

Jiang Yirong held his face and smiled shyly:

"It's the sound of a broken heart."

Jiang Yirong had this expression every time he did something bad. Jiang Bin was worried, so he ran over to take a look, and saw a dent on the cover of the BMW downstairs and a few broken bricks in the flower bed.He Jian, who had just gone to buy cigarettes to build up his emotions, was standing a few meters away and silently raised his head to look at the two of them.

Jiang Yirong and He Jian met each other, and immediately lifted up another brick with great interest, "buy one, get one free". With a "bang", the BMW car covered two symmetrical concave ponds.

"Look, I made a pair of dimples on your broken car!" Jiang Yirong leaned out and pointed his cheeks with his index fingers.

Jiang Bin covered his face, and He Jian's cigarette burned his hand.

Jiang Bin showed his fingers, feeling that He Jian seemed to have been stimulated too much, and if he had to settle accounts with Jiang Yirong in the future, he would definitely not be able to afford to walk around, so he resolutely went downstairs regardless of Jiang Yirong's obstruction.

He Jian's expression was extremely bad at first, but when he saw Jiang Bin coming down in a hurry, his face softened a little, he stamped out the cigarette butt and stepped forward.

"I'm sorry, Yirong is a little impulsive."

Just as He Jian was about to say something, Jiang Bin stood in front of him and continued:

"Don't let him pay it! Anyway, you owe me all these years."

Jiang Yirong, who hastily took the bricks and keys and came down, pushed open the anti-theft door. After hearing this sentence, he was stunned for a while, and then gave Jiang Bin a thumbs up: "Never mind, dear!"

Jiang Bin was unmoved, and continued to He Jian, who was staring blankly in front of him:

"I've been busy with work recently, and I told Senior Qi Lu that I will go to training when I have free time. Don't worry, even if you go, I will insist on going."

He Jian's ashen complexion echoed the smoggy weather, and Jiang Yirong watched happily with his arms crossed.

"Soy Sauce Boy~Ao Sao goes to repair the car! Otherwise, the 4S shop will be closed!"

He Jian clenched his fist violently, and Jiang Yirong became even more excited as he waved the brick:

"Oh yo, you're blown up! Come on, come on! See if your wife is still talking to you!"

Just as they were talking, they heard a "snap", and they turned their heads and saw a Buick crashing into He Jian's BMW ass.After the loud noise, a handsome young man got out of the Buick, holding an inflatable doll in his left hand and a bag of pork jerky in his right, ignoring the other two, walked up to Jiang Yirong and said, "You forgot to take it yesterday." His eyes were bloodshot and his mouth was bleeding Stuffed the inflatable doll into his arms, and handed over the dried pork: "I ate Tang Monk's meat, it's better if it's fresh, I'll give you this bag, and you'll live forever."

Zhang Miao stuffed Jiang Yirong with pork jerky into his arms again, and used it as a sculpture.At this time, He Jian, who was so irritated, finally came to his senses, and said to Zhang Miao, the driver of his BMW who "rear-ended" him inexplicably, "That's my car..."

Zhang Miao looked back:

"Well, it's good."

He Jian tried his best to calm down his ups and downs:

"You hit my car."

"Oh, I don't wear glasses." There was no trace of apology on Zhang Miao's delicate face:

"I hit my ass, does your ass hurt?"

"..."

"Then what do you care about?"

"..."

While He Jianwu, who rarely lost his composure, was struggling psychologically there, Zhang Miao turned his head to Jiang Yirong who was holding an inflatable doll and pork jerky: "I only found out that you live here after asking Mr. Liu. This is the first time you want to discuss with me, but for Dr. Shu?"

Seeing Jiang Bin staring blankly at him, Jiang Yirong immediately denied:

"No, no, I just miss the friendship of classmates, and I really admire Mr...."

Zhang Miao nodded:

"I'm really good at making whipped wine." After speaking, he glanced at Jiang Bin:

"This little brother is unfathomable at first glance."

He also refers to He Jian:

"This brother is beyond his reach at first glance."

After all, he took out a small bottle of brown liquid and a syringe from his cross-body bag:

"Intractable and miscellaneous diseases, one injection will be effective, have a drink against the moon, and be resurrected on the spot." He raised the syringe and made a heroic gesture: "If you are forced by an enemy, hold this object and shout 'I have AIDS, whoever catches who stabs who! 'You can defeat the enemy in a moment!" Stretched out two fingers: "Such a treasure only needs two taels of snowflake silver!"

A pair of close friends living together took a step back, Jiang Yirong said angrily:

"Anyway, they are classmates who have been separated for many years." Refers to:

"Make a real price!"

Jiang Bin slapped Jiang Yirong on the forehead, took a step forward and said with angry eyes:

"Is there a trial size or a counter sample?"

Jianghu Zhang thought for a moment and nodded:

"Which hero is willing to come and try?"

Jiang Yirong threw down the inflatable doll and dodged around behind He Jian, stretched out his hands and hugged him tightly: "Student! Hurry up! If you don't kill him, he will ask you to pay for the maintenance!"

Dr. Zhang thought about it for a while, and took out two syringes full of liquid, and threw them at He Jian who couldn't get out of his body like a hidden weapon.