A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

Liu Jian took a deep look at Jiang Bin's name on the courier slip on the box, feeling like a parent who suddenly came home and found his child watching porn in the room.

Jiang Bin shrank his head:

"Boss, I really don't know it's this... there must be a mistake somewhere!" He hurriedly dialed Jiang Yirong's cell phone.

Jiang Yirong couldn't understand what he heard, so he called the buyer, and only then did he know that it was the buyer's problem.This buddy opened his own online store selling inflatable dolls, and confused the jade pendant to be returned to Jiang Yirong with the courier slip for the inflatable doll to be delivered.

Knowing that his negligence brought such an embarrassing situation to Jiang Xiao, who was far away on the other side, the buddy apologized on the phone and said that he would come to pick it up after get off work, and it was close anyway.

After hearing Jiang Yirong's explanation, Jiang Bin gave Liu Jianshen the phone to clarify for him. Liu Jianshen's expression softened a little and he ordered everyone to disperse and continue working.

When Jiang Bin returned to the small black room, he was still worried, and he also began to wonder what the owner of the online store that sells inflatable dolls looked like. As a result, the person who came in to pick up the inflatable dolls when he was about to get off work turned out to be the image of the obscene temperament that everyone imagined. A gentle and clean young man who is thousands of miles away.

When the young man came up, he politely apologized to Jiang Bin for causing trouble, and then generously took out his business card and handed it with both hands.Jiang Bin took it over and saw that the name was Zhang Miao. He looked at the occupation again and almost vomited blood. This guy was actually a surgeon in a tertiary hospital.

The people who came to watch with curiosity and gossip were also shocked by Zhang Miao's profession. They really couldn't accept the fact that the angel in white was selling inflatable dolls as an amateur.

Zhang Miao calmly pointed to the business card and explained under the scrutiny of everyone:

"Doctors are just a side job, so it looks better printed like this."

Everyone gulped blood to their throats and swallowed it hard. They really learned a lot today.

Zhang Miao returned the jade pendant that was about to be returned to Jiang Bin, then skillfully put the inflatable doll and other items back into the box, borrowed the sealing tape to seal it, and picked up the box generously before leaving.After thinking about it, he freed up another hand, took out a box of things from his bosom, and handed it to Jiang Bin: "Shocking."

When Liu Jian felt that Jiang Bin hadn't returned for a long time and came out to look for it, what he saw was Jiang Bin holding a box of "Durex" with a dull expression on his face.When even carrying little friend Jiang's collar into the small black room, everyone rushed to tell each other—"Spanking, spanking, spanking, this time it's really spanking!"

So the small black room was surrounded by a dense layer of listening walls, and Jiang Bin explained it very sadly, and was "released on bail pending trial".Liu Jianshen concluded his speech by saying: "Young people should love themselves."

Jiang Bin was educated quite inexplicably, but due to Liu Jianshen's lustful power, he had no choice but to nod his head.Seeing that there was no show to watch, the crowd was about to disperse, but Liu Jianshen asked again: "Are you still used to wearing these shoes?"

The crowd pricked up their ears.

"Well, that's good! Thank you, boss!" Although Jiang Bin felt that Liu Jianshen's mind was jumping a bit, he really thanked Liu Jianshen for his thoughtfulness.

Liu Jianshen was pleased and said:

"Eat fish-flavored shredded pork at night."

Jiang Bin hesitated for a moment, thinking that Liu Jianshen really thought he was his personal cook and even ordered food...but he had to agree.

The group outside immediately looked back and forth, then withdrew to the tea room behind and whispered.

"Hey, did you hear that? The boss bought shoes for Jiang Xiaobin and asked Jiang Xiaobin to cook for him..."

"What's the matter, didn't you realize that Little Rabbit Jiang came here in the boss's car these days?"

"Huh? You mean..."

"They live together?!" Fatty Wang was terrified.

Everyone was discussing happily, but they saw Su Maili coming in with a cup, so they all shut their mouths tacitly and returned to their places.

Here, Liu Jianshen, who deliberately flaunted his ownership of Jiang Xiaobin, was listening to Jiang Xiaobin's work progress report. Informality.

It was another busy day, and Jiang Bin occasionally went out to the small black room to let the wind go, and he often saw Xiao Shen guiding the work.Although Xiao Shen often went downstairs to connect with work in the past, he had never been so ordinary, and it seemed... he and Su Maili were quite close?

Forget it, he didn't bother to care about these things, and seeing that other colleagues didn't want to see this noble and glamorous "Mai Lisu", he felt happy.

After get off work, Liu Jianshen first sent Jiang Bin back to the "Little Golden House", while he went to the hypermarket to buy vegetables.Jiang Bin huddled in the lobby and watched a DVD with Jason in his arms. He glanced in the direction of the guest room from time to time, for fear that a blue-eyed cat would suddenly appear there.

At this time, when the doorbell rang suddenly, and Jason called, Jiang Bin was startled, thinking that it couldn't be Liu Jianshen so fast, could it be that Jiang Yirong came early?

Picking up the intercom, he heard a voice he least wanted to hear.

"Jiang Bin, open the door."

A childhood song suddenly appeared in Jiang Bin's mind - "Little rabbit, be good, open the door..."

Jiang Bin held the microphone silently, and He Jian lost his composure:

"I sent you a message yesterday and didn't reply, and I didn't answer the phone..."

Jiang Bin was stunned, he had never seen He Jian's text message or call...

"I just want to give you some medicine." He Jian changed the direction to attack:

"It's cold down there..."

Jiang Bin felt sore and astringent for a moment. Thinking about Liu Jianshen coming back for a while, He Jian was already downstairs and it was a bit unreasonable to drive him back, so he temporarily locked Jason in the kitchen and opened the anti-theft door.

When He Jian came up, Jason kept yelling in the kitchen, and Jiang Bin waited for him to talk to me through the iron gate.He Jian didn't show much dissatisfaction with Jiang Bin's vigilance, and directly stuffed the box of medicine stickers to him through the iron door: "This is a sticker every night."

"Thank you..." Jiang Bin lowered his head and took it without looking at He Jian.

"I went to see you yesterday, and Jiang Yirong said that you... said that you lived here..." He Jian, who has always spoken fluently and confidently, rarely chooses his words so carefully.

Jiang Bin didn't hear Jiang Yirong talk about this matter, but he immediately understood that Jiang Yirong must have said something to stimulate He Jian... But what's the point of He Jian mentioning these things now?But it's embarrassing for the two of them.

Moreover, if you think about it carefully, Jiang Yirong will never tell He Jian the address here. The only possibility is that He Jian checked the address of Jiang Bin's unit and drove all the way here...

But for the sake of this matter, it is really a bit embarrassing to step down. Jiang Bin thought that it would be good to learn from the misunderstanding, and it would be better for everyone to get rid of the relationship earlier.

Seeing that he didn't speak, He Jian didn't continue to ask, and only asked:

"Recover well, don't be too tired..."

Jiang Bin said "um", and silently read the instructions on the medicine box repeatedly.He Jian knew that it would be useless to talk too much, so he quickly shook Jiang Bin's fingers through the iron railing, then turned and left.

Jiang Bin listened to the sound of his footsteps going downstairs, and felt that the fingertips that had been held were scorchingly hot. This burning sensation gradually aroused the pain that had lingered in his heart for a long time. The injury, the slightest touch makes my heart jump...

Jiang Bin no longer wants to return to the humble state of handing over the control of emotions to the other party, so he tries to avoid thinking about his relationship with He Jian.

After releasing the aggrieved Jason and comforting him with biscuits, Jiang Bin sat back on the sofa, but he couldn't watch the other half of the movie anymore. Fortunately, Liu Jianshen returned soon after with a big bag.

Liu Jianshen rolled up his sleeves and sorted the things one by one, Jiang Bin limped to the kitchen and took out the soaked vegetables for cooking.When Liu Jianshen turned his head, he happened to see the medicine patch from He Jian, which Jiang Bin casually threw on the coffee table.

"Jiang Yirong has been here?"

Jiang Bin washes the pot and boils water:

"no……"

When Liu Jianshen heard something wrong, he walked over and picked it up to have a look:

"Who is that?" Apart from Jiang Yirong, who would know that Jiang Bin lives here?

Jiang Bin didn't say a word, and took the cutting board to chop vegetables.

When Liu Jianshen saw his expression, he "thumped" in his heart:

"Is it the one whose surname was last time?"

Jiang Bin didn't expect Liu Jianshen's guess to be right, so he had to acquiesce.When Liu Jianshen thought that the bastard had been here when he was not around, he became angry: "How did he know this place? You asked him to come?"

Jiang Bin shook his head quickly.

Liu Jianshen is a smart person. After a little thought, he also thought of the possibility of He Jian following him. His face darkened instantly, but he still took Jiang Bin's feelings into consideration, and tried to restrain his emotions and try to keep his tone calm: "Next time without my permission. Don't let anyone come up."

Jiang Bin answered and cooked obediently.Liu Jianshen couldn't say much, so he could only sulk himself.

Just as Jiang Bin was preparing a table of dishes, the doorbell rang.Jiang Yirong went upstairs in a hurry, calling "Daughter-in-law" all the way, and when he saw Jiang Bin, he hugged Jiang Bin: "Daughter-in-law, you miss me to death!"

Jiang Bin was pushed back a step by him, and was supported by Liu Jianshen.Jiang Yirong was glared at by the "uncle", and then he let go, and took off the large and small plastic bags hanging from his arms.

Many of them are what Jiang Bin likes to eat and is used to.Liu Jianshen said that we should wait after the meal, so the three of them sat together to have the reunion dinner.

Jiang Bin used to think that Jiang Yirong was sloppy and talkative, but after a few days apart, he really misses him.Jiang Yirong ate a lot and talked a lot. Jiang Bin listened with a smile and fed Jason who was waiting by the side.

After dinner, Jiang Bin washed the dishes in the kitchen.Jiang Yirong mysteriously pulled Liu Jianshen to the balcony, took out a bottle from his arms, and handed it over.Liu Jianshen took it over and took a look under the moonlight, the corner of his mouth twitched.If Jiang Bin saw the creatures in the bottle clearly under such circumstances, he would probably faint on the spot.

Liu Jianshen was only half joking at first, but he didn't expect Jiang Yirong to really catch him. At this moment, he could only bite the bullet and say critically, "Why are they so thin?"

Jiang Yirong smiled and said:

"Go back to uncle, these are all mother's."

"What about the male?"

"The father eloped with his brother."

Liu Jianshen was speechless for a while:

"These mothers are his harem?"

"Oh my aunt, you are so clever!"

Liu Jianshen was silent for a moment, then pointed to the earthworm in the bottle and said:

"This is……?"

"It's a human pig." Jiang Yirong explained enthusiastically:

"The centipede's harem is also competing for favor. This centipede concubine was originally a shield for the centipede king to cover up his abnormal love, but after the centipede king and the eighth prince eloped, the harem all vented their hatred on this centipede concubine, so they cut her down." Her hands and feet were mutilated, her eyes were gouged out, her ears were blocked, and her voice was poisonous and hoarse, so that she could not live or die..."

At this time, Liu Jianshen finally understood what a powerful creature an Internet writer is... He took out a few photos of Grandpa Mao from his pocket and handed them reluctantly.

Jiang Yirong stood up straight and made a military salute:

"thank you boss!"

Then Liu Jianshen told Jiang Yirong about He Jian sending the medicine, and Jiang Yirong also told Liu Jianshen that He Jian came to ask for the address but he resolutely didn't say anything.

After an in-depth exchange of opinions, the two agreed that it was He Jian who was following him.After negotiating, the two unanimously decided that if they kept entangled with each other, they would beat him to death with bricks!

After chatting for a while, Jiang Bin, who had finished washing the dishes, asked them to come over for tea and chat.Jiang Bin first handed over the returned jade pendant to Jiang Yirong, so he talked about the male doctor Zhang Miao who sold male inflatable dolls.Jiang Yirong was curious, so he asked Jiang Bin to take a business card to read, and he was surprised: "Eh? He has the same name as my junior high school classmate, and he is also Xiao Miaomiao's colleague!"

Jiang Bin was also taken aback, as if he had indeed heard Jiang Yirong mention that Shu He was a surgeon in this hospital before. Seeing Jiang Yirong put his business card in his pocket excitedly, Jiang Bin felt that Zhang Yirong, who sold inflatable dolls, Most doctors will suffer...

"The surname Mei, did you send anything to you later?" Jiang Bin suddenly remembered this.

"Send it!" Jiang Yirong wrenched his fingers:

"What kind of drawing tablet, navigator, swimming trunks..."

"Why do you still have swimming trunks?" Jiang Bin was embarrassed.

"I don't know... But I've wanted all these before... But how did he know? Could it be that he has mind reading skills?"

"Let's find out who it is first! Don't be a stalker!" Jiang Bin was very helpless at Jiang Yirong's unconstrained style.

After that, Jiang Yirong discussed with the two about taking Jason back today, because both of them usually go to work, and Jason is lonely at home alone. Although Jiang Bin was very reluctant, he agreed because he thought he would not stay here for a long time.

Liu Jianshen gave Jiang Yirong a thumbs up behind his back. Jiang Yirong thought of Grandpa Mao, hugged Jason and said goodbye to the two cheerfully.

Without the surveillance of the dog, Liu Jianshen shared the bed with Jiang Bin more calmly. The next day, Jiang Bin prepared lunch for the two of them as usual, and took Liu Jianshen's car to work. Liu Jianshen drove Think, this kind of life is really good.

However, Liu Jianshen also kept an eye out. That night he had a social event, and when he sent Jiang Bin back, he deliberately went around to the construction site to pick up a few big red bricks, and handed them back to Jiang Bin: "If someone with the surname He comes again, Just smash it down from here!" Pointing to the window:

"It's mine to kill."

Shocked by Liu Jianshen's arrogance, Jiang Bin nodded blankly.

That night, when Liu Jianshen finally finished his car and drove back downstairs, he saw a person lying face down in the greenery directly under the window of his house, with broken bricks scattered beside him.

Liu Jian said deeply, "Good guy! You really can do it!" He got out of the car and walked over to take a closer look through the street lights.Um?Doesn't seem to be He Jian?

When I got closer and looked at it, I suddenly remembered - he also has a cousin named He Yang...