A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

In fact, Jiang Bin didn't do it on purpose. He listened to Liu Jianshen and Jiang Yirong talking, and mistook the flat scissors for the thin scissors when he was distracted.

Jiang Bin was done thinking, this time he would be crushed to death by Liu Jianshen with one hand.Fortunately, Liu Jianshen was in a hurry and didn't pay attention to his expression. The colleagues in the unit only noticed that he and Liu Jianshen came in together, and didn't pay attention to the back of Liu Jianshen's sad reminder.

Jiang Bin was apprehensive, as if he was carrying a ticking time bomb. When he heard the roar while making coffee for Liu Jianshen, he immediately knew that something had happened to the east window, and he had to pass the small black room before going to the main entrance, so he jumped down from the window of the tea room heroically. .

Below is the big lawn, and Jiang Bin is also considered a martial arts practitioner. This height is nothing. After landing with a perfect score, he ignored the exclamation of passers-by, let go of the girl and walked northward until he saw someone.

Jiang Bin knew that Su Maili would come to work one day, but he didn't know that he would come so soon.Su Maili, who was walking lazily and proudly, also moved his eyebrows and stopped when he saw Jiang Bin who was running wildly all the way.

Jiang Bin felt that maybe some people were born enemies. Although there was no enmity, he and Su Maili just didn't like anyone.Jiang Bin didn't want to say hello to him, so he continued to run out.

When he was outside, Jiang Bin called Miao Keqing's office from a public phone to inquire about the enemy's situation.Miao Keqing lowered her voice and said: "It's okay, the boss is not a woman, and he doesn't care about appearance that much, so I found out that he was embarrassed, and if you don't come back, your wages will be deducted!"

Hearing this, Jiang Bin felt relieved, went outside and bought a few baum ring cakes and brought them back with him, intending to honor his colleagues and let them help to say good things.

As a result, as soon as he entered the office, he was caught by Fatty Wang and Li Datu, who confiscated his food and sent him to Xiaoheiwu for justice.

Su Maili was talking to Liu Jianshen in the small black room, and when he saw Jiang Bin being brought in in such a state of embarrassment, his expression brightened immediately.

Liu Jianshen knew that Jiang Bin was thin-skinned, and that he and Su Maili had almost explained to each other, so he asked Miao Keqing to take Su Maili to his desk, and then explained the work system and work content to him in detail.

When Jiang Bin and Liu Jianshen were left in the small black room again, the atmosphere became oppressive, and Jiang Bin got goosebumps from Liu Jianshen's stare.

"Boss, I will compensate you..."

Liu Jianshen stared at Jiang Bin expressionlessly for a long time, before he calmed down and said:

"I know you didn't mean it." After finishing speaking, he waved to Jiang Bin with a pleasant face.

Jiang Binzai looked at Liu Jianshen carefully, and saw that he took out a stack of work plans from the folder, as if he was about to discuss business, so he walked over hesitantly.

Liu Jianshen handed the printed plan to Jiang Bin:

"The plans of the two state-owned enterprises that we ran last time have not been finalized, and it may take a week or two. It just so happens that an education and training center is very interested in our regular public lectures, and is willing to provide a year's venue and sponsor trial Shui, this matter was originally left to Miao Keqing, but she has a lot of things on hand recently, and I want you to take responsibility."

Jiang Bin immediately puffed up his chest out of the determination to commit crimes and make meritorious service:

"Boss, I will definitely complete the task seriously!"

Seeing Jiang Bin's excited little appearance, Liu Jianshen felt unreliable:

"Miao Keqing will hand over the work to you later. Time is tight. I will ask Su Maili to help you."

Jiang Bin puffed his cheeks:

"I can do it myself."

Why not hold a lecture for hundreds of people?He has followed Miao Keqing for five or six games before, and he knows the basic process, and he is confident that he can complete it independently.

Liu Jianshen saw Jiang Bin's refusal so decisively, and thought that the lecture procedure was not so complicated, so he acquiesced in his "going it alone".

Jiang Bin listened to Liu Jianshen's instructions with a notebook in his hands, and then planned to go out to ask Miao Keqing about the lecture.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the hand was on the doorknob, it was gently held by the other hand.Jiang Bin felt the familiar breath that had been close to him last night caressing the back of his neck, his heartbeat accelerated instantly, and his blood surged up. Several scenes of Danmei novels flashed in his mind, but he heard a "click".

Jiang Bin was dazed for a while, then reached out to touch the back of his head, then slowly turned his head, staring blankly at Liu Jianshen who was holding a pair of art scissors behind him.

"Compensation." Liu Jianshen said succinctly, then patted off a few strands of Jiang Bin's inch-long "worry thread" hanging on his sleeve, and walked back to his desk without changing his face: "Remember to close the door."

When Jiang Bin came out of the small dark room and was ridiculed by a group of colleagues as "the couple is bald", he deeply realized the truth of "It is better to offend a gentleman than to offend a villain".

Su Maili had just finished tidying up his desk, and sat down to read the work materials that Miao Keqing had copied to him, as if he had nothing to do with him.Colleagues only thought that this handsome young man was shy at the beginning, and they didn't care.

Soon it was time to eat, and colleagues enthusiastically took Su Maili out to eat together, and Jiang Bin was the only one left in the office of the project department.

Jiang Bin was hungry, so he took out two lunch boxes and stayed for a while.Jiang Bin didn't tell Liu Jianshen that when he was cooking this morning, he specially prepared a portion for two people, and specially fried an eggplant for Liu Jianshen with the sauce left over from the shredded pork.But now he was angry and felt that he was unnecessary.

When Liu Jianshen came out of the small dark room, he saw Jiang Bin angrily trying to combine the two boxes of meals into one box with chopsticks, so he stepped forward and grabbed his hand, and carefully looked at the two lunch boxes: "Is this for me?"

Jiang Bin withdrew his hand, picked up a chopstick of eggplant and sent it to the lunch box in front of him:

"I have a long body!"

Liu Jianshen frowned at the bald part of Jiang Bin's bowed head in a good mood, then lowered his head to hold the eggplant on his chopsticks, chewed for a while and nodded, "It's delicious."

Jiang Bin met Liu Jianshen's handsome face with gentle eyes although he didn't have a smile on his face. He suddenly had a sense of revival when a dying person was shocked by an electric shock, but in the next moment, his feelings fell back on the hospital bed like a body that had lost its soul long ago. As lifeless as ever.

Jiang Bin knew that no one could rejuvenate, and a certain part of his heart had already died with the abandoned self-knowledge.

Seeing Jiang Bin staring at him in a daze, Liu Jian took two lunch boxes and put them together in the microwave to heat them up.

"Remember to put more garlic in the future." Liu Jianshen commented as he sat in Miao Keqing's seat and ate Jiang Bin's meal in a leisurely manner.

Only then did Jiang Bin come to his senses.after?And later?

Gripping his chopsticks and staring back fiercely, he met Liu Jianshen's natural expression.

There was a loud noise in Jiang Bin's mind, and it occurred to him that this carnivore might have had such a purpose in grabbing his food from the beginning?

When Jiang Bin complained about this matter to Miao Keqing, who was picking her teeth and wandering around the world, Miao Keqing nodded and unkindly broadcast it live to the corrupt girls in the service center: "If I want such a little daughter-in-law, I will bully her like this!"

The crowd agreed.

In the afternoon, Jiang Bin went back to work in the small black room, and Liu Jianshen gave him a piece of cheesecake as usual, which made him feel a little more balanced.

When he was about to get off work, Liu Jianshen suddenly asked Zhang Weirong to book a private room, saying that it was dinner and singing to welcome new comrades. Everyone was instantly excited, and Jiang Bin was the only one in the group.

Everyone was chatting vigorously, and Jiang Bin's complaints were drowned out in a short while. Jiang Bin updated the Weibo of the service center indignantly, thinking whether he should find an excuse to leave early.

Of course, Liu Jianshen would never give Jiang Bin this chance, so he dragged little friend Jiang into his car, and took Miao Keqing and Xiao Can to the hotel along the way.

The atmosphere during the meal was very good, and the comrades from various departments could finally sit down and have a good chat, agreeing to drink or not, and toasting drinks to each other.

At the dinner table, Su Maili still looked arrogant. He ignored the respect from the seniors, and Jiang Bin hated him even more.Seeing Jiang Bin humming coldly at Su Maili, Qiu Xiaobing beside him immediately found a bosom friend and whispered to Jiang Bin that the big guy enthusiastically took Su Maili to dinner at noon today, but he actually looked like a young master who was too lazy to talk to him. The young master has a temper.

Jiang Bin didn't know about this. After listening to Qiu Xiaobing's narration, he firmly believed that the "Master Su" who didn't fit in well would not stay here for long, so he felt a little relieved.

After dinner, I went downstairs to sing. Everyone didn't show off their singing skills, they just wanted to vent, and yelled one after another. When they got tired of singing, the three male colleagues called "Auspicious Three Treasures" sang together in unison. Liven up the atmosphere with singing and dancing.

In the end, only four of them didn't sing.One is Su Maili, who is noble and glamorously playing with his iPhone in the corner, the other is Wang Yang from the technical department who blushes when he speaks and has some social barriers, and the other two are naturally Liu Jianshen and Jiang Bin.

As the boss, Liu Jianshen didn't take the initiative because no one forced him to sing, while Jiang Bin didn't like to express himself on such occasions. Of course, everyone would not let Comrade Jiang Xiao go, and they all said they had never heard of it. Jiang Bin sang, asking him to "present a song" no matter what.

Jiang Bin couldn't hold back the crowd, so he went to order songs.After choosing for a long time, I finally chose Huang Pinyuan's "Why Are You Sad For Me?" When the music sounded, Jiang Bin held the microphone tightly and sang:

"I miss you day after day.

I am alone, and still haven't changed.

When will beautiful dreams appear?

Dear you, I really want to see you again.

The autumn wind blows in bursts, reminding me of this time last year.

What is your heart thinking?Why stay, let me bear this ending?

The person who loves you the most is me, how can you let me be sad?

When I needed you the most, I left without saying a word.

The person who loves you the most is me, how can you let me be sad?

I have paid so much for you, but you have never been moved..."

After one song was sung, the whole private room fell silent.After a while, there were cheers and applause.

Everyone said that they couldn't see that Jiang Xiao's usual carelessness was hidden, and being able to sing love songs to such a heart-piercing level is really a superb singing skill.Someone yelled "Encore", but Jiang Bin put down the microphone with a smile and sat back to drink in his seat. Seeing him like this, everyone no longer forced himself.

Only Liu Jianshen, who was always staring at Jiang Bin intently, knew that Jiang Bin's eyes were red in the middle of singing...

Jiang Bin drank the sweet and greasy orange juice in small sips, and the pouring emotions seemed to be poured into his body again.

This song is interspersed in the movie "Lan Yu". When Chen Handong finally realized that he couldn't let go of Lan Yu and decided to be together, a car accident suddenly took Lan Yu's life.When Chen Handong was driving back expressionlessly after confirming Lan Yu's body in the hospital, the song that Lan Yu had hummed gradually sounded...

Jiang Bin, who was holding He Jian's computer and watching it, was crying so hard that He Jian handed him a tissue and said, "This is deceiving tears."

Jiang Bin blew his nose:

"But I think it's true..."

He Jian's face was gloomy and he didn't speak. After a while, Jiang Bin realized that what he said seemed to mean something, but after thinking about it, what is the comparison between He Jian and Chen Handong?He Jian has never had an inner struggle like Chen Handong's. From the very beginning, he knew what kind of life he would choose in the future. He and Jiang Bin are not the same kind of people, and they will part ways sooner or later.

Jiang Bin laughed at himself as he thought about it, raised his head and drank the orange juice, put away his emotions and put on the usual ignorant smile.Liu Jianshen suddenly tightened his five fingers and squeezed the beer can in his hand. Over the years, he has rarely lost his composure like this.

At this moment, a person opened the door and came in. It was Liu Jianshen's cousin He Yang.Miao Keqing's face changed when he saw He Yang, but the others naturally smiled and greeted this monthly relationship and nail household.Miao Keqing had no choice but to stare at Liu Jianshen with hatred. Liu Jianshen shrugged innocently to show that he didn't know. At this moment, Su Maili, who had never said a word, stood up and casually chatted with He Yang. After saying hello, he went out and made room for He Yang to sit.Xiao Shen, a comrade-in-arms who could stand in the way of Miao Keqing, happened to be smoking outside, and Miao Keqing, who was beaten to death by He Yang's baskets of nasty words, gritted his teeth and thought, the feud between her and Su Maili was finally settled!

After the singing was over, Liu Jianshen still paid the money. Jiang Bin was a little surprised. When did the iron cock pluck so diligently?

Downstairs in the shopping mall, I saw Miao Keqing and He Yang performing "You let go, the coffin won't let go, I will call the police!" After the bitter scene at the end, everyone said goodbye to each other contentedly.

As usual, Jiang Bin was abducted by the "bald couple" Liu Jianshen and got into the car. Thinking that Liu Jianshen's home was in another direction, he would send him back every time, so he no longer cared about his small measure of "controlling violence with violence". Chatting with each other, they talked about Miao Keqing. Jiang Bin didn't understand why Miao Keqing avoided He Yang like the plague.

"It's not disgusting, it's just that I'm not ready." Liu Jianshen held the steering wheel and said lightly: "But Qing is a master who treats everyone with heart and soul. She talked about marriage with that man only to find out that the other party is a hidden marriage. She is in vain. After being a mistress for so many years..."

Jiang Bin paused his hands while playing with the tassels on the car, and turned his head to look at Liu Jianshen.

"She has been separated for four years, and she still doesn't want to be introduced to her by others... At that time, my cousin came to visit me, and when he saw her, he followed her like a demon, pestering her facelessly..." Liu Jianshen said here She smiled and said, "Actually, my family is like this. It looks like a mess, but whoever it is, it is absolutely determined."

Jiang Bin thought for a while, and agreed deeply:

"He is always excited when he sees beautiful women, but he immediately chases after me as soon as I leave. He really cares about me."

Liu Jian raised his eyebrows deeply:

"Who?"

Jiang Bin blinked:

"Jason."

So the back of Jiang Bin's neck fell into Liu Jianshen's hands and was kneaded like a puppy before being sent back.

The next day was Saturday, and Jiang Bin woke up at six o'clock. Jiang Yirong, who had made omelets and slept late, got up and ate them.

Jiang Bin then began to tidy up the closet, which he would do every time he was troubled by something. He took out the clothes one by one, folded them squarely and put them back.

Looking at the neatly sorted clothes in the closet, Jiang Bin will have a sense of satisfaction that everything is under control.But this is only a way to escape temporarily, he must go to the training in the afternoon, and his tutor just can't keep his word.

Jiang Bin put the neatly folded Taoist clothing into a recycle bag, filled another bottle of water and took it with him, and told Jiang Yirong, who was typing quickly, to go out.Jiang Yirong first responded, and then he thought something was wrong, grabbed Jiang Bin and said, "He Jian going?"

Jiang Bin paused when he opened the iron door:

"do not know."

Jiang Yirong was worried, saying that he wanted to see Qi Lu and they insisted on going with him. Jiang Bin didn't know what he was thinking, and touched the reluctant Jason and said, "I can handle it well, it's fine."

Jiang Yirong could only watch Jiang Bin leave worriedly.

Jiang Bin arrived at the dojo early, and Qi Lu was very happy to see him arrive as scheduled. Jiang Bin chatted with him for a few words and then helped the students mop the floor together.Halfway through, when he heard Qi Lu's greeting, he raised his head and saw He Jian walking in wearing Taoist uniform, Jiang Bin hurriedly lowered his head and pretended not to see him.

He Jian didn't take the initiative to talk to him, instead he stood in front of Jiang Bin to warm up after the training started.Jiang Bin didn't dare to look at his actions in the mirror like before, for he was afraid that he would meet He Jian's gaze accidentally.

After finally surviving for the last half hour, Qi Lu said that the next arrangement is to fight the actual battle.Jiang Bin hadn't exercised his muscles for a long time, and he felt a little itchy to see his juniors playing heartily.After watching a few rounds, suddenly a pair of gloves flew over.

"Junior brother, let's play a game?" Qi Lu called him.

After hesitating for a moment, Jiang Bin picked up the gloves and put them on, and walked excitedly to the center of the field.

"Which of you wants to fight Brother Jiang?" Qi Lu looked around.

The juniors were looking at each other and hesitated, but one got up, took a pair of gloves and walked forward, stood opposite Jiang Bin, put on the gloves with a smile and said, "Let me do it!"