Xiaobing Fang Heng

"Yes!" Fang Heng grinned and nodded.

Yang Yi frowned, then stroked the back of his neck and looked up at the sky, silent for a few seconds, then nodded, "Okay, it's fine for the two of you to know, don't sing around, and you." Yang Yi looked at Fang Heng, "Mouth Be strict, don't tell Hou Jue and the others just yet."

"Why?" Fang Heng pouted dissatisfied.

"No reason, if I tell you not to say it, then don't say it!"

"There must be a time, right?"

"Are you still talking about time with me!?" Yang Yi raised his voice, "Forever!"

"Ah!?" Not only Fang Heng opened his mouth in surprise this time, but even Shi Lei looked over in surprise.

Yang Yi ignored their inquiries and nodded again for confirmation, "Yes! Forever!"

Fang Heng: "..."

Shi Lei: "..."

then……

Fang Heng is sick.

There is a disease in this world, called the secret habit of sharing with brothers, now you don’t let me say that I will suffocate syndrome...

Fang Heng has this kind of disease now, under a symptom of being about to be suffocated to death. When chatting with Hou Jue and the others, he hesitates to speak. Even when I saw Yang Yi's face during training, I wanted to howl.

One day later, Fang Heng was really on the verge of dying. It was a heart-scratching pain that he couldn't share such a great joy with his brothers.

So, on the second night after the incident, Fang Heng approached Yang Yi again, and asked him why he recommended him to stay in the company?Ask him if he really can't tell Hou Jue and the others about this?Ask him if he can wait until the conferment ends and the ban will be lifted?Then he asked where Hou Jue and Yue Zitong were going?Yang Yi, can you, old man, send the Buddha to the west and leave the two of them behind?

Yang Yi was urinating in the toilet at the moment, and Fang Heng stood beside him and asked cracklingly. He couldn't urinate after standing for a long time, so he turned around and glared at him fiercely, "Can you get away?"

Fang Heng nodded, took two steps back, stood still, and looked at him eagerly.

Yang Yi gritted his teeth, "Farther!" Seeing Fang Heng took another two steps back, Yang Yi felt more at ease when he was at a safe distance, but when he turned around, he saw Fang Heng sticking back, standing in the grid next to him "I'm going too." Yang Yi only felt that there were not only three black lines on his forehead, but at least ten!

After Fang Heng finished solving it carelessly, he turned his head and saw Yang Yi still standing there, frowning, "You can't do this, isn't there someone standing next to you? There are people everywhere here, you can't always look for someone when there is no one." let's go?"

Yang Yi sighed, feeling weak all over. If he really cared about this, he would have been unable to get along in the army. The question Fang Heng annoyed him, and he kept emphasizing his sense of existence, putting on a womanly face to stare at Looking at him, he feels uncomfortable!

"Then... I'll go out and wait for you." Fang Heng thought for a while, and finally took a step back, but before he left, Yang Yi almost wanted to kick him with a half-smile in his eyes, what are you looking at?What to look at! ?

Yang Yi went out after finishing the solution, and Fang Heng was blocking the gate. He sighed secretly, walked around Fang Heng and went straight to the sink, washed his hands casually, and just turned off the water pipe, he heard Fang Heng say He said, "Platoon leader, your hands are beautiful." Yang Yi turned his head and looked over in surprise, his eyes fell on Fang Heng's small face, those round eyes stared at his hands, the strange expression made Yang Yi feel a little uncomfortable It was too comfortable, so he just raised his hand and sprinkled water droplets on Fang Heng's face, "What?"

"No." Fang Heng shook his head, pursed his lips, and cursed secretly, why did his thoughts go there again?Recently, as long as I'm alone with Yang Yi, I always think about it.

Yang Yi wiped his hands on his clothes casually, walked out, and said as he walked, "There is a reason why I don't let you talk about this. The whereabouts of most of the people in the platoon have not been determined, nor can I or the instructor. Come down, which division will have to be decided by the division. Since this is the case, it’s better for everyone not to talk about it, as if they don’t know, and just listen to the unified deployment later. So, do you understand what I mean? The matter of Hou Jue and Yue Zitong is my ability Limited, especially for Hou Jue, top-notch soldiers are not that hard to come by, and every company is watching, understand?"

"Hmm..." Fang Heng nodded absently, and asked, "What about Yue Zitong?"

"Yue Zitong has his own arrangements."

"his dad?"

"You know more than that."

"But every company should have at least one top player, right? Can't we keep Hou Jue?"

Yang Yi sighed, "It's not a question of whether it's feasible or not. As I said, top teachers pay great attention and have unified arrangements."

"Just keep this one?"

"Yes! No!"

"Can't even the commander speak?"

"Hiss, I said, you are really strong! If you say no, you can't."

"Oh……"

"Okay, let's finish asking at once, is there anything else?"

"Gone……"

"That's what you said, if you bother me again, I'll cut you to death!"

"...the platoon leader...can you ask?"

"?" Yang Yi raised his eyebrows and gritted his teeth, "What?"

Fang Heng looked away, landed on the back of Yang Yi's hand, and asked in a low voice, "Platoon leader, are you good at handjobs?"

"?" Yang Yi froze for two seconds, didn't know what to think of, cursed, "Fuck!", turned and left.

Fang Heng touched his forehead, looked at Yang Yi's back, and frowned, but Yang Yi, who hadn't taken five steps, turned around handsomely and looked at him inexplicably, "Hey, I said, you ask this What are you doing? What do you mean you?"

Fang Heng came to his senses all of a sudden, his eyes widened in surprise.

Yang Yi frowned and tilted his head, "Isn't it hard enough to practice in the past three months? Are you still thinking about this?"

"..." Fang Heng's mouth twitched.

Yang Yi walked back and forth twice, staring at Fang Heng's face, he was really confused, and a soldier asked him if he could shoot a pistol?This can't be true! ?Could it be that I understood it wrong?That pistol is not what you think it is?Thinking about it, Yang Yi paused, looked straight at Fang Heng, and said, "Didn't I tell you? Gunner!"

Fang Heng tensed for two seconds, couldn't help it, and burst out laughing!Then he hurriedly covered his mouth and blocked it, smiling so much that there was only a gap in his eyes.

Yang Yi's face turned red immediately, this... No matter how you think about this spear king, there is a lot of ambiguity.Immediately, he turned his face away, and gave a stern warning, "You fucking think about it, let me see how I deal with you!!"

Fang Heng's stomach hurt from laughing, and he didn't dare to laugh out loud. His whole body was trembling because of the suffocation. After that, Yang Yi basically didn't think about what he said. Only two big characters kept appearing and colliding in his mind. The king of guns, the king of guns, the king of guns, the king of guns...

Seeing that Fang Heng had convulsions, Yang Yi was tired of embarrassment layer by layer, and was finally annoyed by the laughter. He raised his hand and grabbed Fang Heng's neck to fix it, and then used his other hand to pull Fang Heng to block it. Mouth and hands, wanting to teach him a good lesson, lest this kid sing everywhere, but how could he think that the other party was just laughing and having convulsions, and it didn't matter if the neck was stuck, it was like poking the itchy flesh, "haha" The loud laughter was so loud that it was terrifying in this night, Yang Yi hurriedly raised his hand and blocked his mouth again, growling viciously, "Shut up! Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing!? Are you crazy? Is it?"

Fang Heng shrunk his neck and nodded, the back of his neck was very itchy from being scratched, and he couldn't get out of struggling with tension and exhaustion, so he could only stand stiffly and try his best to hold back his laughter.

Yang Yi glared at him with a bad complexion. Seeing that Fang Heng had finally returned to normal, he said the words again, "Don't take it seriously if you are joking, do you know? Don't broadcast everywhere like a loudspeaker!!"

Fang Heng continued to nod, wanted to speak but couldn't speak, raised his hand to pull Yang Yi's hand, struggled a few times but failed to get it out, became anxious, subconsciously wanted to bite, but everyone who was covered knew it, it must be He couldn't bite, so Fang Heng directly stretched out the tip of his tongue to touch Yang Yi's hand.

The two movements were carried out at the same time, and Yang Yi's attention was on Fang Heng's hand. When he was pulled down, he realized that the palm of his hand seemed to be covered with water. When the cold wind blew, it was icy cold, and Yang Yi immediately reacted. Coming over, he rubbed his teeth on his clothes in disgust, and glared at Fang Heng several times.

Fang Heng smiled shamelessly. Yang Yi's words hit his deadly point of laughter, and he would never recover in a short time.

Yang Yi wiped his palms hard, took two steps back, looked at Fang Heng speechlessly, turned around and really left.

That night, Fang Heng and Yang Yi went to bed very late.

Fang Heng was firmly poked to the point of laughter. The cerebral cortex was very active and excited. After thinking about it, he went around to the previous scene and laughed. He tossed and fell asleep until after 12 o'clock.

Yang Yi was at a loss, he didn't understand why Fang Heng asked those words?Could it be that the few glances I stared at myself when I went to the toilet reminded me of something?Good or bad?It's a matter of male dignity, he doesn't mind it.

The next day was the weekend, but because there were two days before the military parade, the recruit company did not have a holiday, and the training continued as usual, but the training arrangement in the afternoon was a little looser.

During this day, as long as the eyes of Fang Heng and Yang Yi collide, one can't help laughing, and the other can frowned. The more Yang Yi clearly expresses his embarrassment, the harder Fang Heng laughs, and it's hard to finish. In the first half of the day, after taking a nap, it became normal.

In the afternoon, after the regular training, Yang Yi took them to play a game - 'throwing the handkerchief'.

Although this game is said to be played by kindergarten children, it can actually exercise endurance. After all, running as a soldier is incomparable to that of children. In a large circle surrounded by 30 people, the person who was thrown chases the person who lost the handkerchief. After a wild chase, the two of them can run no less than 200 meters timed, and they can even say that their explosive power is stronger. It is neither boring, but also practiced fiercely. happy.

There are many tricks in Yang Yi’s commanding troops. This is the training method that he thought of when he was in the military academy. Unlike the officers who came from ordinary soldiers, the military academy officers have to be more active in their thinking. Fun and exercise can be carried out at the same time, which can also increase the cohesion of the team. , absolutely another way, and the effect is not cheap.

Of course, there is also a drawback to practicing like this. Some people may not run once in an hour of game time, so this is a game, not a training.

As for throwing handkerchiefs, Yue Zitong is the one who gets thrown the most. This 'panacea oil' has a good relationship with everyone. After a game, he has to run two to 3000 meters and do push-ups. He is so tired that he almost cried. He grabbed the handkerchief, Hou Jue and Fang Heng would not be exempt, and they got up and ran past.

Fang Heng didn't know which tendon was cramping today. Once he was asked to throw the handkerchief, he would definitely throw it behind Yang Yi. When he got to the back, once Fang Heng held the handkerchief, Yang Yi would definitely make a starting posture, and then After half a circle, Fang Heng fell to the ground and gave him a severe lesson.

Yang Yi knew what Fang Heng meant, so he turned a corner and quarreled with him, reminding him of the setbacks of last night, and he couldn't really scold Fang Heng, he could only suffer from being dumb and suppressed his anger, wishing to peel Fang Heng. Boneless, boneless ashes! !

But after all, Yang Yi is much older and is the platoon leader. He can't really hold on to the children who make trouble. Fang Heng teased him a few times, and he silently accepted it. I went to find Fang Heng's troubles, thinking about this matter, it's over, and it will be completely buried after a long time.

But although he can understand himself correctly, it is impossible for him to fully understand Fang Heng. Fang Heng is very noisy, extroverted and even annoying, and he has no bottom line. It was absolutely impossible, so after dinner, Fang Heng grabbed Shi Lei and found Yang Yi again, saying that he wanted him to take them to Qilian to see the dormitory of Qilian, and make friends with those veterans in advance.

This matter has not been announced yet. Of course, it is impossible for Yang Yi to agree to take the two soldiers to Qilian to check the environment alone. Doesn't this show special care?But Fang Heng is very good at grinding, and he is not afraid of Yang Yi's staring and anger. Yang Yi has nothing to do, so he can only make three chapters and take them to the door of Qilian's dormitory building.

The accommodation area in the battalion is not far from the warehouse of their recruit company. It is a four-story white building, and there are two buildings in total.

Yang Yi introduced outside the courtyard that a building can accommodate more than 200 people. There are two conference rooms, one on the first floor, one on the third floor, and a company on the second floor. Each bedroom can accommodate eight people. The next door is the bathroom. There is a toilet on the first floor, and at the end are the dormitories of the platoon leader, company commander, and instructor, as well as the supplies room and material room. The main storage is the company's training equipment and firearms. The second floor is the officers and soldiers of the fourth company.The other building lived in the officers and soldiers of the fifth company, the officers of the government, logistics and so on.

The two buildings are enclosed in a large courtyard, and there are two basketball courts, and there are some fitness equipment on the edge of the basketball court. At this time, many people are playing on the basketball court, and many people are chatting at the fitness equipment.

After Yang Yi finished speaking, he was about to take Fang Heng and the others back, but someone saw Yang Yi with sharp eyes and called Yangzi from a distance to tell him to come over. Yang Yi had no choice but to drive Fang Heng and the others back first.

The author has something to say: "The Stories the 'Gun King' Yang Yi and Fang Heng Have to Tell" live version

Small theater produced on May 2012, 5

Yang Yi - Cake (playing)

Fang Heng - frame (play)

Screenwriter - Little Demon

Late stage - 囧囧 sleepy

Crew members - Fuyun, Xiaoduo, Xiaofeng

Thanks to all the crew members for their dedication and dedication, and I hope the audience likes it~~