Xiaobing Fang Heng

When they arrived at the place, it was about 10 minutes earlier than the reporting time, and no one had arrived yet, so Fang Heng and Hou Jue found a place to hide.

Fang Heng hadn't finished his soy milk yet, and Hou Jue didn't bother to talk, but just hung the name tag issued last time around his neck.

Hou Jue pinched the black rope around his neck and turned his head out of the window. At the end of the rope hung a card with his number and name on it.

Sometimes I think about it, this era is really unfair, everything depends on relationships.

But let him do anything as long as he can get things done.

Ever since his father passed away and only he and his mother were left at home, he understood that self-esteem should not be eaten.

"My lord."

"Huh?" Hou Jue turned to look at Fang Heng.

"What did my dad say?"

"I didn't say anything, just asked me why I wanted to be a soldier."

"Oh." Fang Heng didn't ask any more. This is an unspoken rule under the table. There are people everywhere here. It's not good to talk unscrupulously. He understood, so he asked again, "Did you take a shower in the morning?"

Hou Jue looked at him with raised eyebrows, and laughed. He understood Fang Heng's meaning, this time he was going to run naked naked this time, from head to toe, from the inside to the outside, and let the doctor examine those hidden parts.

Fang Heng didn't wait for Hou Jue to speak, so he continued, "I thought about whether to shave my hair last night, but I'll forget it, it's original and not ugly."

"That is."

Fang Heng squinted at him, "You should repair it, just like weeds, don't scare the doctor."

Hou Jue looked down and was amused, "Do I need some hairspray or something? By the way, comb it and braid it?"

"It's very good, unconventional and unique. I'll take a picture of you and post it on the Internet later. The title is called, everyone guess if this is a female elephant?"

"Crayon Shinchan?"

"Elephant~ elephant~ why is your nose so long~~"

Hou Jue laughed 'poof', "You really have no limit."

"If you have a lower limit, you can still know you? Don't pretend to be lofty, fake!"

"Can Qing Gao be eaten? It's my pure nature."

"Yes! Hou Chunliang~" Having said that, Fang Heng got up and walked to the trash can, threw the soy milk bag in, then walked back and bent over to look at Hou Jue, and said in a low voice, "Yes, next time Don't hold back anymore, don't look for me who has no lower limit, just go on your own!"

Speaking of it, the relationship between the two has been maintained for quite a long time. In the first half of the third year of junior high school, with a little alcohol and an AV, the two became "cucurbit brothers".

However, it is only to this extent, even if they find out about GAY later, no one wants to step over it.

After all, purely physical is one thing, and psychological is another. After all, neither of them has the guts to go forward. No matter how excited they are, they dare not kiss each other on the mouth, for fear of returning No head.

Moreover, compared to the unreliable gay, the word buddy gave them a deeper bond.

At 8:53, when the time came, the recruiting office began to roll their names. A total of [-] people were divided into two groups. The first group had a physical examination on the second floor, and the second group had interviews and psychological tests on the third floor.

Both Fang Heng and Hou Jue were assigned to the second group.

Everyone who is called in will come out after 5 minutes, and then be isolated by the recruiting cadre on the other side, even if they want to ask for news.

Fang Heng was called first, and when he knocked on the door and entered, he immediately bumped into a field of bright red representing the revolution, embellished with golden party emblems, hammers and sickles, and four people wearing military uniforms sitting under the party banner Soldiers with strong contrasts in military green, upright faces, solemn and dignified.

Fang Heng held his breath unknowingly and was under a lot of pressure. It was different from the tension before the college entrance examination and the strictness of the college entrance examination. It's the same breath as when he was being taught a lesson, no, his dad is not enough.

In such an environment, the scattered consciousness in the head is completely wiped out, turned into a complete circle, and then continuously squeezed to the minimum, leaving the most fundamental substance, honesty.

……

"Why do you want to come to the army?"

"My dad asked me to come."

"Don't you want to come yourself?"

"It's not..."

"why?"

"Just not sure I really fit in there."

"..."

"..."

"You guys have to be brave enough to try."

"Ah."

"Do you usually like to exercise?"

"Can play basketball, football, swimming, table tennis, badminton."

"Well, good, what kind of exercise is best?"

"It's all okay."

"..."

"..."

"Have you ever thought about what to do as a soldier?"

"?"

"..."

"..."

"No goals?"

"Yes, not now, maybe in two years."

"..."

"..."

"Well! That's right, it's reality."

"Going to the army was not my initial choice, but since I must go there, I have to reconsider. Everything I say now is empty and false."

"..."

"..."

"According to the information, your father is a professional soldier, but he taught it really well. Well, let's do some psychological tests next..."

"..."

When Fang Heng went out, he was isolated to the other side. After waiting for nearly half an hour, Hou Jue came over. The two of them didn't speak. It's a thing of the past, and if you're really curious, you can come down and talk about it.

Nearly 10 o'clock, all the interviews of the second group were over. The recruiting cadre took them down the second floor, and happened to meet with a group of people on the stairs. Dare to speak up.

The recruiting cadre took them to the place and handed them over to the doctor before leaving. The doctor took a folder in his hand and called them one by one.

After entering the door, I realized that there was a large space behind it. It might have been used as a conference room. There were a few doctors sitting in it early, writing something with their heads down. There were men and women. The doctor who brought them in pointed at him. The plastic frame at the foot, "Take off your clothes and pants, check them one by one, and someone will teach you what to do."

No one spoke, and the first inspection was made to take off their clothes, which was considered ready. Twenty or so young men took off their clothes and trousers three or five times, wearing a pair of underwear and consciously lined up on a first-come, first-served basis, and checked all the way from the five senses to the heart and lungs. go down.

There were many people and many doctors, but no one spoke loudly. There was a vague feeling of oppression in the spacious space. Along the way, the doctor asked quietly, and Fang Heng answered in a lower volume, which was a little scary.

The last ECG check, Fang Heng was lying on the bed, the young doctor glanced at him, and said lightly, "Relax."

"Oh." Fang Heng nodded, staring at the ceiling in a daze, his face was a little hot, and asked in a low voice, "Do you have to check the bottom later?"

"You know a lot."

Fang Heng grinned, "I've done some homework, I feel really strict." The young doctor stared at the screen and nodded absently. Fang Heng thought for a while and asked, "Can I pass?"

"No problem." The young doctor paused after speaking, "There is no problem with the ECG, next item."

"Oh!"

"Wait and go that way." The young doctor pointed to a door, Fang Heng nodded, and all the people who had finished the examination before went that way.

Entering the door, the sight sweeps over, there are really many people.

Five men and two women, there are three older men and the two women wearing white coats, and two young men in military uniforms, they are military cadres, not tall, with dark skin and tough eyes, one of them Holding the folder in his hand, the soldier nodded with his chin, "Take off your underwear and wait."

Fang Heng glanced to the side, and there were four stripped naked 'white chickens' standing against the wall, each of them looked at him with embarrassing expressions, Fang Heng turned his head, and looked at the two people in the room at first glance. There are two women, one of them is very old, but the other one looks very young, definitely under 30 years old, and looks very good.

So, Fang Heng turned around in embarrassment and took off his pants, imitating the previous four, rubbing his hands on the important parts, red from head to toe.

This, this is too explosive! !

I haven't touched a woman's breasts yet, so I'm going to run naked in front of a good-looking and young woman, really...

People from the back came in one by one, and their behavior was similar to Fang Heng. Even Hou Jue stood awkwardly facing the wall. Compared with showing up in front, the back must be more acceptable.

Fang Heng looked around quietly, and found that a few buddies were hardened, and he didn't know if he was too nervous, or that woman's sense of presence was too strong?

Anyway, the atmosphere at this time was really super embarrassing.

After standing like this for about ten minutes, someone shouted outside the room, "The last one."

An old military doctor said, "Come on, boys, come in the middle."

The young men who joined the army huddled together in a pile.

The soldier who talked to Fang Heng before said, "Is it cold? Spread out, three rows, seven people in each row." When he regained his strength, he was already standing in the first row. He turned his head and took a look, and saw that the team was almost standing, and it was impossible to change positions.

"Irregular thinking!" A low voice shouted.

Everyone followed their gazes, and it was still the soldier who was talking. Standing in front of him was a thin and slender boy with very fair skin. His face and neck were full of red tides, which even tended to spread to his chest. The most conspicuous thing is the one standing between the legs.

The young female doctor pursed her lips and smiled, frowned a lake of spring water, and just walked out the door, even the elderly female doctor left the stage as if she had finished her career.

Without the woman, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and most of them had let go of their clutches.

"Okay, let's relax now." The old military doctor said, with an uncontrollable smile in his eyes, and nodded to his two colleagues.

Next, is a series of inspection work.

First, ask them to straighten their bodies to see their body shape. They must put their hands on both sides of their legs to check whether they have O-shaped or X-shaped legs.After looking back and forth like this for five or six minutes, I asked them to raise their hands and stretch them out to check whether their elbows were facing outwards.What is the angle?Even if you have flat feet, it depends.

Then they squatted, squatted and jumped, kicked their legs, and raised their hands. After doing more than 30 movements, the pens in the hands of the two soldiers kept writing something on the folder.

This scene is absolutely spectacular, especially when squatting and jumping, the "birds" that jumped up and landed made all the "bird walkers" boys couldn't help laughing.

The tense atmosphere relaxed just like that.

No more embarrassment and nervousness, Fang Heng began to look at other people's situation when he had time. It has to be said that the common problem of oriental men is that few young men's "little birds" look clean.

cough!It's not that it's dirty, but that there are basically cases where the foreskin is too long, including Fang Heng.

When the old military doctor asked them to check one by one, he would say something about some particularly long ones, such as paying attention to personal hygiene, but he didn't say that this was a problem and he couldn't join the army.

Later Fang Heng entered the army and found out that there is such a saying in the army, joining the army, being promoted, and circumcised, the trilogy, basically most officers will go through it.

Check out the front, then the back.

In fact, it is different from what most people think, or what Fang Heng thinks.

At first, they thought they would be accused of having an asshole or something, but it turned out that the doctor was sitting on a stool, three of them in a row, bent forward, opened their buttocks, and just stood there, waiting for outsiders to observe and examine carefully.

At that moment, it was really like a year, Fang Heng almost suffocated himself, firstly, he was too nervous and his breathing was intermittent, and secondly, he did not go to the toilet before, and he was urgent to urinate.

It was hot from head to toe, especially the place where I broke it off, it felt like it was going to be burned.

"Okay, next group!"

Amnesty issued.

Fang Heng squeezed into the crowd almost resentfully.

What kind of bullshit medical examination!

unacceptable! !

Hou Jue grabbed his arm and wanted to say something, but Fang Heng gave him a vicious look.

Hou Jue froze for a moment, let go of his hand awkwardly, and saw that the person in front of him looked like a cooked shrimp, his round eyes were shining brightly, and he felt like he was about to cry with tears in his eyes. know what to say.

Hou Jue hated Fang Heng's face the most. After all, Fang Heng was not bad, even a little cute. Although he was sharp-tongued and liked to play hard, he usually looked like a handsome little boy, but once he was sad and angry, he would I think mother, Hou Jue is afraid that Fang Heng like this is a bit seductive, so even at 'that' time, he can stop watching it.

Inspired by Fang Heng, Hou Jue's physical examination was super calm.

From the time his name was called, he seemed to be at ease, and even making such obscene movements felt extremely natural. After the inspection, he stepped forward with a pair of long legs staggered, his chin slightly raised, even a little chic.

Therefore, Fang Heng's mouth twitched, and he took two steps to the side, staying away from this shameless person.