Calcium male courtship story

"Foot! I'll let you bleed! If you don't bleed today, I'll make you piss!"

Miscarriage, less than the director is useless, reincarnation, there is probably still time.

Tianma Meteor Fist, Lushan Rising Dragon Ba, Beidou Shenquan, Wuyingjiao, the old director's tricks make them transparent, and the tricks don't intend to make this prodigal son live an angry person again.

"I must not be your biological child, this muscular man is your biological child, blah blah!"

"Hey you sister, talk to me well, talk to people! I wish I never gave birth to you, a bastard who doesn't live up to expectations!"

"I was not born to you, Director Yu, I was born to my mother, screenwriter Yuan! Director Yu lacks parts and environment, even if you try hard to be constipated, you won't be able to give birth to me!"

Director Yu is a poor guy, he doesn't know how to put out the fire to survive when he is about to die, so he twists the tiger's whiskers with all his strength, adding fuel to the fire.

With the help of Director Yu who spared no effort, Director Yu's angry flames went straight to the beams without any obstacles.

"I can't beat you to death, you laxative living animal!"

"Enough is enough for you two! You are eating, do you know? Swallow all the stuff from Xiasanlu!"

For good food, Yu's father and son had to mobilize human body exports to eliminate appetite. In order to maintain the dignity of the exclusive patented private kitchen, the screenwriter Yuan couldn't bear it and yelled, forcing the old director Yu to give up his skills, and the director Yu was able to die from the bloody wind escape.

It's hard for Meng Xiang, first stimulated by Yu's father and son, and then catalyzed by Yuan's screenwriter, he quietly turned his face to cover his mouth, really couldn't eat, his stomach turned up and down.

Director Xiao glanced at it with a sly eye, flashed his sly light, squatted at the speed of a broom star to occupy the empty seat next to Meng Xiang, hooked Meng Xiang's shoulder with one hand, picked up chopsticks with the other, and ate and talked without stopping.

"Ana told you that you are sick! Don't eat if you are sick. If you eat it, you will vomit. If you vomit, it is a waste. Waste is a crime. If you commit a crime, you will be shot. If you are shot, you will burp. Such a dangerous matter is undertaken by my husband alone. He is brave and fearless." Eat for you!"

While director Xiao was gobbling it up, he felt that he was really great. A muscular man with no brain forced him to work hard every day. He was so tired that he was like an old dog.This is the spirit that should be worshiped by thousands of people and worshiped with incense and fire!

Meng Xiang swears that Director Yu has tempered his Buddha-nature and Buddha-mind, and he will never get angry at Director Yu's crazy words, and he doesn't want to break Director Yu's neck and drink his head with wine.He is very calm and calm, even if he catches a glimpse of Director Yuan's ambiguous smile, he can remain unmoved and pretend not to see it.

The son is the flesh that fell from his body. If others don't hurt him, how can a mother not hurt?What's more, screenwriter Yuan was so moved that his son praised his craftsmanship so much, he only felt that his son had one heart with him, and he was determined not to be born in vain.

"Son, eat slowly, no one will grab you."

"No one snatched it, what's the matter with poking the brain-deficient thing next to me?"

"Silly son, feed him enough food and drink, so that you can help your father do physical work! Otherwise, do you care about your father's flower shed?"

"That can't be you chickens, ducks, fish meat, rivers and lakes seafood, not to mention a pot of broken dumplings, but also, give me a small broken bench that's not half the size of my buttocks, and send me to the door of the dining room to be several times shorter than you. Be angry!" So sad and tearful, he is the puppy who was abused by Ba Mama indifferently, blah blah blah.

"Your father told you that when you come home, you will be served in a small black room without water and food, and the New Year is no exception. Your mother and I are so smart that I deliberately punctured the dumpling skin and cooked a pot of broken dumplings that are so horrible that pigs can't bear to eat them. You Dad was very disgusted when he saw it, so he happily approved it for you to eat. In fact, the dumpling is filled with whole prawns, you see, your mother scratched my hand trying to peel the prawns for you little bastard."

Screenwriter Yuan raised a pair of well-maintained slender hands to prove that, as expected, there were a few red marks on the fingertips.

Director Xiao sucked in two lines of snot influenced by maternal love, and leaned into his mother's warm embrace.

"Mom, you still love me." Holding the goose leg in his hand, he bit it fiercely.

The two men who were neglected exchanged glances with each other, and the ones who wanted to be together turned around silently, hiding their faces and not daring to look directly.

"Don't think that this is your house and you can do whatever you want, get out!"

Meng Xiang swears to the death that the big cucumber's chastity will not be tarnished by the rogue rabbit, and the big feet work hard to kick the rogue rabbit who is crawling on the bed with suspicious intentions to the ground and make out with the floor.

The rogue rabbit persisted, would rather die than surrender, got up, stepped on the edge of the bed, raised his chest and raised his chin, looking like a majestic bed bully.

"My room is my bed. I can lie down as I want, and I can lie down however I want."

"What a pity, your father assigned you to sleep in the toilet, and assigned your room and bed to me."

"It's okay for me to sleep in the toilet, but you must ensure that you can sleep peacefully all night long, otherwise, I will take advantage of your hush, grasp your big stick, requisition your sunflowers, and deal with you mercilessly!"

"Try it if you have the guts, I will trample you to death with one foot!"

"I am the master of my territory. I have all the advantages of the land. You can try it if you have a variety." Standing up and doing the firing repeatedly, the rogue rabbit will definitely live up to its mission and carry the rogue to the end.

Is it okay to kill the rogue rabbit in the rogue rabbit's lair, right under the eyes of the rogue rabbit's parents?May I?May I?

Meng Xiang asked himself repeatedly. After the pain and entanglement, the rogue rabbit got on the bed with great fanfare, and straddled Meng Xiang's waist with his long legs spread apart, with the rabbit's waist inserted, showing the posture of occupying the mountain as king.

"Meow ha ha ha, damn brainless muscular man, suffer the humiliation of my crotch, meow ha ha, meow ha ha ha!"

"Hey, I didn't see anything. Well, I can do things after drinking milk, and I have enough strength. Hey, I didn't say anything, you are busy, it doesn't matter if you don't lock the door, it's all my family, no one will peep .”

As if the timing was right, Screenwriter Yuan came in just when her son was showing off his prestige. The middle-aged beautiful woman's face flushed immediately, and she covered her face with her fingers, so she didn't peek between her fingers, and she didn't snicker until the corners of her mouth cramped. .Putting down the milk, she ran out flirtatiously.

"Hey, old director Yu, I said that my son is born to be a savior, and he can't let him down when he dies. The bet is over, and here's the red envelope!"

"Damn! There are times when a prodigal son can live up to his expectations? Goodness, my body and mind are finally healed!"

The howling of the old wolf outside the door was really not deafening at all.

"You rogue rabbit with a bad taste, I made you up!"

It was a mistake to promise Director Old Yu to celebrate the New Year in the hooligan rabbit's lair, and it ruined his fame for the rest of his life!

He must strangle the rogue rabbit to vent his anger!

necessary!

Vomit cake!This family is wonderful! ┭┮﹏┭┮

Meng Xiang's suffering is not over yet.

When I was a guest at someone else’s house, I was too embarrassed to sleep in on the first day of the new year. I got up before nine o’clock, put a few bites on the bar, and was invited by director Lao Yu to help build a greenhouse in the yard.

Now that he was convinced that these five big and three rough and bear-like men were his daughter-in-law, the old director was very rude when he called her.It is said to be helping, but in fact it is not much different from Meng Xiang working alone. Director Yu is responsible for delivering tools and materials. The biggest hardship is nothing more than stretching his arms and bending his waist a few times.Boring and boring, I also picked up an object at random, smoked twice my own prodigal son who is not working, can eat and sleep, is too lazy to breed insects, and can't be counted at all, to enliven his mood.

Meng Xiang was faithful to his word, diligent and conscientious, he worked hard, the bricks were so strong, the walls were so regular, the small windows were horizontal and vertical, he was worried that the glass roof would not be able to withstand blows, and he didn't know where to get the thick Thick straw mats are used as a layer of protection when there is hail.In short, he did what the director asked him to do, and he also completed what he didn't expect.

Where can I find such a hardworking and careful daughter-in-law?Director Yu couldn't be more satisfied with Meng Xiang. He blew his beard and stared at him and ordered his prodigal son to treat him well. He dared to let him down and interrupted him. , gritted his teeth and stamped his feet reluctantly agreed.

Later, he really couldn't trust the non-existent integrity of the prodigal son, so he simply recognized Meng Xiang as his son. In this way, even if the two broke up, Meng Xiang was still his own family, and he could still be ashamed to drive him... Oh, no!love!

Meng Xiang is not afraid of work, but is afraid of all kinds of unexpected accidents.

such as.

Appreciate when the old director beat the rogue rabbit, he kept working with his hands, and his head was also active. I was curious about what kind of magical composition the rogue rabbit is made of. It can be healthy after being beaten for three meals plus supper. The lively scourge of the world has not lacked arms or legs, and the smooth white face does not even leave a pimple mark.

Puzzled, the rogue rabbit stumbled and stepped into the iron bucket filled with mud, then stirred the garlic hard, and all of them threw themselves on him.He was holding a brick in one hand and a plastering shovel in the other. He was completely caught off guard and out of his reach. He was impartial and let the rabbit gnaw on him.

The upper lip hits the lower lip, and the lower lip sticks to the lower lip. They fit perfectly and are right on!

"Oh, hey, you two children are too shy, no matter how affectionate you are, you can't just... ouch, hello!"

He is more petrified than a brick, and even the screenwriter Yuan's pretending to be shy, but in fact, the brain-piercing magic voice that is not enjoyable to watch a good show, can't immediately bring back the sanity that scared him away.

Another example.

The rabbit nest has three bathrooms, three of which can take a shower, one belongs to the master bedroom of the rogue rabbit's parents, one belongs to the rogue rabbit, and one is for guests.The rogue rabbit doesn't use his own, and doesn't want to get involved with his parents, but he just looks for a truth, insists on following him, and shares a room with him.

Scolding is useless and cannot be beaten away, and it is impossible to guard against.

Just wash it, the hateful thing is that the rogue rabbit's rogue nature is so restless, the eyes are swaying, the rats are squatting, the rabbit's paws are groping, the rabbit's body is rubbing, the two rabbit legs are dishonest, let alone the rabbit's feet , scratching his leg hair, shameless sexual harassment.

Is this rascal rabbit owed a poke, a poke, or a poke?

The mud bodhisattva still has three parts of earthy nature, and the rogue rabbit is unjust because he is not benevolent.

So, the most hateful thing came!

Rogue rabbits have no lower limit, and he forgot this? !

His spanking didn't relieve his hatred, the rogue rabbit ouch, ouch, it was so cool, and the waves screamed very comfortably, which made his masculine instinct shamefully rise. Although he ran out of the scene at the fastest speed a human could achieve, he was still discovered by the rogue rabbit, and then Seriously, he suggested to him with an upright expression of discussing the philosophy of life: "Give me a fuck, and you will find another indescribable ultimate pleasure in life."

Of course, he was more righteous and resolutely kicked the rascal rabbit out of the house, locked the door and sulked with his big brother who couldn't afford even a little bit of temptation.

In the end, the rogue rabbit took the key to open the door, sneaked back to the bed, got into the bed, and fell asleep faster than he pretended to be asleep.

Hooligans are not to be feared, but they are educated, and educated hooligans are invincible and shameless.

God!What a horrible rabbit!

"Little bitch, long time no see, I miss you to death!"

At the temple fair, there was a touching scene of a reunion after a long absence, although it ended in the director being punched in the face.