Calcium male courtship story

Don't play hooligans, why is the rogue rabbit called a rogue rabbit?

Yu Shi's invitation was straightforward, and Meng Xiang's rejection was simple and clear: "Get lost—"

If this is the case, shrink back, it would be too underestimating the rogue nature of the rogue rabbit.

But Jian Yushi rolled around on Meng Xiang's bed, got up and began to undress and undress.

"It's quick, I can't wait, I can't wait." Can't wait.

Without morals, anything is possible.

Meng Xiang wondered how he managed to get along with this stinky and shameless rabbit during these days. Looking up at the beams of the house, there were countless muddy horses in his heart galloping happily with embarrassing faces, each eager to trample this obscene rascal rabbit to pieces .

"Can you not be a beast?"

"You know what a fart! I'm called simple and natural, original ecology! Don't pretend, you covet me for a day or two. Today I give you the opportunity to realize your dreams and witness miracles. You have to be grateful, otherwise, I will fuck you up. Son. Yes, in order to express your sincerity, admiration and gratitude to Lao Tzu, you will hand over all your cards and passbooks to Lao Tzu later. From now on, my husband and I will be in charge of our family's financial power, and you will be responsible for driving your little broken car to get money. "

After the division of labor in the family was completed, Yu Shi also took off his clothes, showing his chest.

Standing up like a bird in the jungle, Nunu chin, flew an eye, and called Meng Xiang to start practicing quickly: "Come on, man!"

These eighteen forbidden things! ="=

Meng Xiang cursed secretly, his face sank, his heart sank, he pulled out the belt around his waist, and approached the rogue rabbit.

The rogue rabbit has a strong taste. When he saw the necessary props for binding, he was not only not afraid, but was very excited. He said in his heart: This idiot with a lack of brain can still go on the road and knows how to play tricks.Not bad, a child can be taught, and his sexual happiness is guaranteed.

"Hey, you're quite proactive. It's exactly what I want."

The flirtatious raised his orchid finger, and the rabbit's brain had already pictured the muscular man bound by a belt. He was holding a small leather whip, and while whipping, he viciously inserted the little chrysanthemum hidden under the strong buttocks, and the muscular man cried again. Also known as the cool basic love picture.The rather spiritual bird raised its head sharply in response to the situation, erected its body slightly darker than its skin color, and was ready to soar.

Too much unhealthy waste dragged down the rogue rabbit's reaction for several beats, and when there was a tightening pain in his wrist, the bronze masculine face of the muscular man in his head was replaced by his handsome fair face! ⊙﹏⊙b "You, what are you doing? Let go of the master, the master is above, you untie the master, honestly get down and let the master poke!"

"Smack you a bird! Sleep peacefully on your camp bed, and if you dare to play hooligans with me, I will break the water pipe in the courtyard and explode your chrysanthemums, then tie stones to your mother and throw them into the moat to sacrifice to the river god!"

"Stab your bird... Fuck! No, stab your sunflower, it's fine for me to untie you, otherwise... um... um..."

"Eat your little leopard-print underwear! Get up early tomorrow morning to go to work with me, and drive to pay off my debts to pay my rent! Don't fool me with your driver's license being confiscated, I'll take care of your parents tomorrow!"

How dare you, a rogue rabbit, plot my family's wealth? !

Meow Mi!It is said that it is my wife, you are a rascal who castrated a penis, I will consider lending you a second look! (╰＿╯)#

Meng Xiang picked up the rogue rabbit's pink leopard-print underwear to block the mouth of the rabbit who couldn't fart well, quickly picked up the rogue rabbit's thin-legged pants and tied the rabbit's legs, let go of the camp bed, and put the rogue rabbit's pants, which he couldn't get rid of and couldn't scold. The rogue rabbit that came out threw it over, covered it with a quilt, and kept out of sight.

The poor rogue rabbit writhed in the dark bed, squeezed out two tears of humiliation, and swore angrily: the brain-deficient muscular man suffering from the plague, watch your sunflower and wife, today's shame, I will use your body And money and blood! ┭┮﹏┭┮I dream of getting my chrysanthemum stabbed, it seems a bit vulgar, but it is indeed what He Luo is looking forward to to have an in-depth relationship with Wen Yucheng.

Even though Wen Yucheng had already left when he woke up the next day, he still felt uncomfortable and had to practice dance intensively.

Although after that night, I never saw Wen Yucheng again.

When Ye Ye plucked up the courage to sacrifice himself, He Luo was already mentally prepared. The extra relationship between him and Wen Yucheng might end here, and the future goodbye will only be limited to the boss and wage earners, and it will still be sad.

The angle of elevation is 45°. Literary sighs: the flowering period of his love flower is too short. It blooms for a moment, and then withers in the blink of an eye. It is too late to smell the fragrance of the flowers and appreciate the flowers.

Fortunately, I heard that Yue Xiaojian had recently left the entertainment scene and had a good life. He Luo was really happy for him; the dance was very nervous, leaving early and returning late, getting up before dawn to report to the dance troupe. Crawling home like a tired old dog, he was practiced almost every day so that he couldn't stand upright, so he didn't have time and energy to indulge in sorrow.

That night, He Luo was still so tired that his eyelids were fighting, and he didn't even have the strength to open the door. He managed to hold his eyes open, and opened the door by making a few mistakes. When he entered the room, he was shocked.

Why didn't he notice that the living room light was on when he was downstairs?Did he forget to turn it off?Chirping, the TV is still talking, the fourth part of the Sixth Group of Serious Cases? !The two boat-like leather shoes in front of the shoe cabinet must not belong to him. First, he doesn’t like wearing leather shoes, and second, they don’t have such a big size. Could it be...

Unable to hide her joy and excitement, He Luo rushed into the living room, exhausted in a flick.

On the couch facing the TV, there was indeed a man lying on the sofa, with a slender figure, strong muscles and shape, and the shirt was very three-dimensional. Unfortunately, the exposed skin showed the wheat color that was in close contact with the sun outdoors, which was different from what he mistakenly thought. That person's noble and elegant white is completely different.

"Who are you? Why are you in my house? How did you get in?"

Compared with the full-bodied loss, the fear of strangers breaking into the door seems too weak, and even the questioning is so weak, so it is so opportunistic.

Accompanied by the noise from the TV, the intruder can sleep so peacefully, how can He Luo's utterly unafraid of threatening questions wake him up?

Reluctantly, he turned off the TV, asked again at a louder volume, and pushed up with his hands, only then did he wake up.

Eyes wide open, he looked at He Luo in surprise and confusion, maybe he woke up too suddenly, maybe He Luo really lacked a dangerous temperament, and he didn't even have time to show his vigilance on that person's face.

He's handsome, well-proportioned, and doesn't look like a bad guy.

However, the bad guys didn't see it. He Luo didn't improve his attitude just because he was good-looking, and asked again coldly: "Who are you? Why are you in my house? How did you get in?"

"Who are you? This is my home, my rented house."

"Are you kidding me? I didn't find anyone to share."

"I haven't heard that it's a shared lease."

Their eyes met, and both of them were dumbfounded.

After all, He Luo was young and inexperienced. He was not as fast as the elders. The stranger immediately called the landlord and summoned him here from the bed in the middle of the night.

The truth came out.

It turned out that the landlord had two suites upstairs and downstairs, and the stranger rented the downstairs one.The keys to the two suites look similar, and the landlord was confused and gave them the wrong keys.

Strangers are very busy at work and get off work very late.I went to see the house in a negative light, and felt that the transportation was convenient. Although the home decoration was old, everything was available and still usable, so I decided to pay the money, and brought my things into the house the next day.

The next day, that is, today, I came back from slander, sleepy and tired, and my mind was numb. I opened the door downstairs and didn’t open it. I thought I remembered the wrong floor and went up an extra floor. Of course, the door upstairs opened.

The layout of the two suites is the same, and the landlord has basically the same decoration and furnishings for the convenience of renting out.So, the stranger thought that this was the room he rented, and made a big mess.

The landlord blamed himself for being confused and apologized repeatedly.

The stranger also felt embarrassed and apologized repeatedly.

The misunderstanding is resolved, and the matter is over.

Seeing the guest out, the stranger seemed to have a flash of inspiration, slapped his forehead hard, and introduced himself with a smile: "My name is Wei Wei, from the criminal police team. Your behavior today is too careless, and it is easy to be dangerous. You are alone at a young age. You must be more careful and prepared when you live. If you find something unusual, don’t mess around by yourself. Take refuge in a safe area immediately and call the police. Well... I will give you my phone number, or you can contact me directly. I live next door to the people’s police. You are safe."

Yue Xiaojian has been living a regular life these days, with three meals a day plus snacks for supper, her face is slightly plump and her complexion has improved a lot.

Fang Wei was very strict with him, especially restricting going out alone to prevent him from escaping again.However, as long as a reasonable application is made, it will be granted.

When I went to visit my mother in the hospital, my grandma and mother saw that he was much more energetic than before. They were very happy to hear that he was working as an assistant for Jiaoshou.No need to lie to them anymore, Yue Xiaojian himself felt more relaxed.

Everything seemed to be fine, but as Fang Wei and Yue Xiaojian got along with each other in a stable manner, Fangzheng's rejection of Yue Xiaojian became more and more serious.Since Fangzheng's mother received the transfer order to be transferred to a branch in another city, this behavior was especially obvious.The little face is gloomy all day long, and his temper is particularly irritable, like postpartum depression plus menopausal women possessed.

Children!Parents will find them annoying when they are around, and once they are separated from each other, they will be extremely reluctant.Yue Xiaojian was separated from his mother before, so he understood Fangzheng's feelings very well, so, unlike in the past, no matter how difficult Fangzheng was, he didn't care about it. He really looked like an elder.

Moreover, Yue Xiaojian discovered that Fangzheng not only pushed him aside, but also seemed to hate Meng Xu who came to make trouble almost every day, and his words were more aggressive than gunpowder.

In this way, Yue Xiaojian understood.Fangzheng didn't look down on him as a butcher, but because he protected his father too tightly, and he couldn't allow outsiders to get close to plotting.

This makes it easier to understand.What kid wants their parents to divorce?Sure enough, she left, and she said she was sensible, but she also hoped that her parents could get back together, and the scattered family would restore the harmony and integrity it once had.It would certainly be the same if he had responsible and loving parents like Fang Zheng.

Yue Xiaojian doesn't dislike Fangzheng, but he can't understand his arrogance and arrogance, and is jealous that he can occupy everything in his dream.

"Dad, after dropping off my mother this week, are you going to see your grandparents? Why don't you take him?"