The king of the jungle through the wild

Haoran has been a little troubled recently.

Some time ago he felt that the weather was a bit cold. At that time, he thought it was because he was going to catch a cold again, and he deliberately covered the animal skins as pillows and blankets when he was sleeping. Now, after some days, Haoran has already judged accurately I was wrong at the time, the weather really got colder.

From the time when he came here out of nowhere and was only busy with fear, to later thinking that Jin Mane and the others were sending him home, Haoran has never had the consciousness that he will stay in this world forever.Especially when the hopes were shattered later, but the annoying "harassment door" was staged every day.

But now he finally had enough time to think about these carefully, but Haoran was a little bit unmotivated.

For the prey that came back from hunting, Haoran’s animal hides were still accumulating, so Jinmane and the others had to carefully control their claws every time they ate, so that they could give him the whole animal hide after eating the meat; At that time, the good meat of the hind leg had never changed hands, it was all his - but because of the change of taste, besides the hind leg meat, Haoran also took over the internal organs of the prey, and Jin Mane did not express any objection at all. .As well as the wild fruits after meals every day, he has never been absent, but even so, Haoran still keenly discovered that the three beasts were alienated from him.

The most direct evidence is——after that night, although the three beasts would occasionally come up to eat tofu, but Haoran never tasted the bliss that would send him to heaven. .

You said that if cats stopped stealing, would the world be normal?

This problem has made Haoran very special and extremely annoying recently, and it has affected his hard work and self-reliance—preparing for the winter mood.I can't get motivated to do anything, my mind will be distracted when I think about it, and I will digress when I do everything... Orz also has a more serious problem, Haoran finds that he can't control the golden mane and the white background recently.To be precise, it was Jin Mane and Bai Di who had become mysterious recently, so mysterious that he couldn't even catch the shadow of the beast, so how could he talk about instigating them?Without orders, no one would accompany him into the forest, and if no one accompanied him into the forest, he would not be able to collect vine willow branches. Without vine willow branches, Haoran's shed would have no roof and no walls...

This is the tragedy of Dotama!

There are also Jinmane and Baidi. The two of them went on an excursion to nowhere more than ten days ago and brought back a milky white translucent gourd.

At first, Haoran didn’t pay attention to the gourd. The thing was stuck in the middle of the upper and lower belly. It looked like a gourd from a distance, but in fact it was more like a gourd-shaped white stone. When it fell to the ground, it made a loud sound. It's just a little more transparent.At that time, he was more concerned about Hei Di's burns, scalds, inflamed and pus-feeding wounds. Hei Di was also worrying, and he didn't know what the medicine he found was. As soon as he ran, the flying ash, the grass, and the rotten leaves in the forest all stuck back without exception. It was like a portable vacuum cleaner that didn’t use electricity. Heidi seemed to attach great importance to the curative effect of that thing, Haoran tried to wash him off eight times a day, but he dodged it even in hiding.

So because of this distraction, it took Haoran a few days to realize that there was something wrong with the golden mane and the white background.

The first is Jin Mane, Haoran finds that he will disappear in the jungle for a while from time to time, he is very happy when he goes in, and he is very happy when he comes out, as if there is some special medicine in the forest that can make him feel better.He sometimes goes in the morning and sometimes in the afternoon. The time is not fixed. Although the task of hunting and supporting the family is not slack, if Haoran wants to go to the forest, Jin Mane's answer is that he will not take it, but when he turns around, he plunges his head into the forest and disappears. .

The second is Baidi. Baidi carries the white stone with him every day, and he never leaves it. He takes the stone to the salt lake for a walk in the early morning, brings it back at noon, and puts it on the ground in the afternoon as a The ball rolled back and forth in the courtyard.Haoran thought it was a new game, and wanted to join it, but Baidi ignored it. When he was busy with these two things, Baidi was extremely focused, and his focused eyes seemed to be shining. If Haoran hadn't touched it with his own hands, he would know the gourd. It was cold and there was absolutely no heartbeat. Haoran felt that it was not playing with stones but serving his son. Haoran felt sore and wanted to help him out, but in the end he showed his favor to Waterloo.

Grandpa is so unpopular?Or has he stepped down and fallen out of favor? !

This is the third thing that Haoran has been unable to get around recently.

With these three things at the bottom, Haoran's life is really boring and hopeless, just like a black and white TV.And because of the inherent sentimentality of human beings, Haoran's psychological loss directly determines that Haoran's physical condition will start to deteriorate. Because life has become an old-fashioned black and white TV set, Haoran starts to be tired and listless all day long.He wakes up in the morning and cooks and eats in a daze. It takes less than 10 minutes for him to fall asleep again after eating. When he wakes up naturally, his stomach starts to growl again. Heidi seems to be enthusiastic about his new interest of playing with fire recently. Very expensive, after experiencing a series of burns and scalds, he has reached the level of proficiency, so Haoran even saves cooking, and can directly eat ready-made food when he opens his eyes. Haoran was still sleepy from the previous trip, just pushed the bowl away, and continued to hug the animal skin.

This day, Haoran was still half asleep and half awake. He was in a state of hazy consciousness but not completely ignorant of his surroundings. He felt a tongue running around his face, and saliva mixed with hot air sprayed his face all over. This feeling was very familiar, familiar. It made him feel aggrieved, Haoran opened his eyes with difficulty, and saw clearly that in front of him was a white background with gentle eyes without a trace of barbarism, tears burst out without warning, and Haoran cried out loudly.

It's been a month, and it's the first time that Baidi approached him proactively, and Haoran couldn't help being wronged and sad, his tear glands started to work, and he hugged Baidi's neck and cried heartbroken.

He cried like this for less than half an hour before the sobbing and rain stopped.At this time, the drowsiness flew away completely, and the rationality, shyness, and embarrassment of normal people finally began to return to their hometowns and settle down one by one, and Haoran's face slowly turned red.

What a shame!Even if she's been left out in the cold for a while, she can't cry uncontrollably like an abandoned woman, it's not shameful to drop golden beans!The shameful thing is that he actually wanted to lose the golden beans! !Want to drop golden beans in front of the white background! ! !

Haoran wiped away his tears, but unfortunately he could not dry out the strong nasal voice, so he let go of the white-bottomed neck in embarrassment, stretched his legs and sat up straight while straightening his waist, and said, "You are done, that..." Haoran really didn't know the white-bottomed What is a gourd.

Bai Di licked his face, and replaced those remaining tears with his saliva.

Haoran blushed all of a sudden, and a warm current circulated around his body at a very fast speed, which instantly aroused his long-standing resentment against men. Haoran pinched his legs slightly in embarrassment, but raised his neck high.

As expected, Bai Di licked it down from neck to chest, and then continued down, Hao Ran narrowed his eyes comfortably.

But this kind of comfort soon changed its tone, "Ha, don't lick that, belly button, don't, it itches, hey... ha, ah, ha ha..." Hao Ran twisted his waist like a snake with a smile, but Bai Di seemed to have identified it, his tongue curled up and nailed that point of attack, Haoran wriggled desperately, but he was reluctant to leave Bai Di too far, such a provocative to death, the other refused to welcome, not long after, Haoran In the mouth of the white background, bleed out.

"Tsk, did I sleep too much, why does it look like I have a general belly?" After venting, Bai Di used his tongue to clean up the residue on his lower abdomen as he did a month ago, Hao Ran touched his belly and said hesitantly , he has slept too much recently and paid too little attention to his body, now that the white background has returned to normal, Haoran finally has the time to pay attention to himself.

However, "Huh? What is this..." He saw a white thing on the rattan willow blanket next to the quilt, reached out and touched it, and then let out a sigh. A bit cool, like the texture of a rubber swimming cap.

Pick it up and shake it. The "plastic swimming cap" is about one meter long. It is soft in texture. It is a brighter color than milky white. It is a bit close to pearl white. The waves that appear when shaking are all of the same height. In addition, the toughness is also good, that is, the shape, straight eyes, and a gourd? !And this color, this transparency, is it too familiar?

"This is...that, that, that, that, what, white stone gourd?" Haoran got up in a hurry and started to stutter, he looked up at the white background, then immediately lowered his head and continued to play with it, this thing is definitely not a stone now, it is more like a stone now A wide-mouth padded uninflated balloon, stone-rubber, the gap between the two is too great.

Haoran tried to blow into the gourd, a small bag immediately bulged up on the flat gourd belly, Haoran immediately found the fun, blowing in one mouthful after another.The gourd swells quickly, and after a while, it bulges out into a round and plump shape, a swim bladder!Haoran quickly found a more suitable adjective for this thing, and almost at the same time, he discovered a very practical use of this thing.

"Baidi is working on it every day, is it for me?" Haoran was a little star-eyed. He was very surprised and found it unbelievable, but he also felt very sweet and comfortable in his heart. The use he thought of would be in the coming winter , will play a considerable role, so is the white background specially prepared for him?Is it because he also knows that this thing is very important to him if he is too busy to have time to get close to him?

He looked up at the white background, suddenly, a sharp stabbing pain appeared from a certain point in his lower abdomen like a needle prick, and then spread like an explosion, spreading all over his body in a blink of an eye.

The pain came so suddenly, Haoran straightened all the muscles and every bone in his body like a shrimp, and then he curled up into a ball like a cramp.

I don't know how long it took until the eyes, ears, mouth, nose, and even senses that were ineffective due to the severe pain gradually recovered. Haoran's whole body was sweaty as if he had just been fished out of the water, his hands and feet were stiff, and his bones were sore. Painless, Haoran endured the remaining pain from the fall, wave after wave of attacks, raised his hand with difficulty and patted Bai Di to indicate that he was fine, Bai Di's throat made a continuous purring sound, and his tongue clicked behind his back lick.Haoran lowered his head slowly, he saw the rubber swim bladder in his hand had five holes dug out by his fingers, but luckily it was at the opening position, so he immediately removed the swim bladder and threw it to a place where he couldn't touch it.

He collected himself, and when the pain passed the wave, he immediately reached out and grabbed a bunch of hairs under Baidi's neck, "Pull me up, bastard Heidi, I'll tell you there's something wrong with his body, he must have done it." It fell into the pot during the meal, what did it do, it made my stomach hurt!"

But he completely forgot to think how outrageous it was for him to let a wild beast cook for him.

I remember when I was a child, there was a nursery rhyme, to the effect that an aunt went to the mountain to collect herbs, and suddenly had a stomachache. She thought she was going to die and immediately ran home to explain her funeral. Unexpectedly, when she got home, she went to the toilet and it was all right.

This is actually a curse joke, Haoran has long since forgotten all about it, but when he came back from the toilet dug by himself outside the yard with a comfortable face, he had to admit that this kind of thing is really not an exaggeration.

When I was in pain, I really thought I was going to die. Now after going to the toilet, Haoran felt that his whole body was loose. It seemed that even after sleeping these days, his muscles were weak and his bones were sore and limp. His whole body had changed. As comfortable as a body.

Although he was still a little sleepy, Haoran felt that he really couldn't sleep anymore. He ate something that was made in the dark for a few days and could only fill his stomach and was completely tasteless. Haoran decided to reward himself. As for the reason, of course It's because Bai Bo has... him again!

Long live long live long live long live sex life or something!