[Comprehensive + Lotus Lantern] The milk show that crosses into the third princess of the dragon can

On this day, the sky was just right, the Meishan brothers went back to Meishan to inspect the practice of the [-] Herb Gods, Yang Chan went to the kitchen to research new dishes, Xiao Tiangou began to compete with Gun Gun again for the position of the first cutest pet in the family , Impatiently, Gun Gun let out a growl of "Aw", and the dog turned back into the original form of a black dog, and was sat on the bottom of Gun Gun's butt.

Gun Gun has always been very smart and never taught Xiao Tiangou a lesson in front of Yang Jian, and Xiao Tiangou was not easy to let the owner know because it was provocative, so Yang Jian didn't know that his brother was always used as a cushion by his wife's son, but Even if he knew, there was nothing he could do about it, after all, it was Xiao Tiangou who teased him first, Gun Gun was a legitimate defense, and Xiao Tiangou didn't respond when he said it.

Seeing that his brother and sister were not around, Yang Jian pulled his wife to set up a chess game in the courtyard and played a few games. After being abused, Cun Xin wailed: "Second brother! You are too cruel, even let me It's such an ugly loss!"

Yang Jian shook his ink fan and said with a smile: "Cousin, don't underestimate yourself, you are still very good-looking."

Cun Xin was speechless for a while, the 500 years of easy life really made the second brother feel much more refreshed, he can even joke, it is much better than the previous appearance of always suffering and hating.

"Hmph! I'm ignoring you, I'm going to accompany my cousin!"

Cun Xin stood up and was about to go to the kitchen to look for Yang Chan, but the Mei Shan brothers came back in a hurry, saying that Heaven sent [-] soldiers and horses straight to the lower realm, worried that it would be bad for the second master, so they hurried back and hoped that the second master would take precautions.

Yang Jian was not worried, but instead asked his wife to prepare wine, and wanted to get drunk with all the brothers before resting.

"Second Lord, I think we still need to take precautions, I'm worried..." The boss Meishan, who has always been mature and prudent, said worriedly, but Yang Jian just said disdainfully about Tianting's transfer of troops: "He dares!"

The two words Yang Jian expressed his contempt for Tianting, which made Cun Xin, who had always been unhappy with Tianting, really think that such a second brother is really handsome.

The food and wine were soon ready to be served on the table, and everyone was still eating wine together. The disheartened Nezha came to the door directly, and did not see anyone, and sat down to eat without waiting for a greeting.

Cun Xin saw that Nezha's face was ashen, took out a handkerchief and wiped the ashes on his face and said with a smile: "Little Nezha, you can eat with this ashes, why did you come here in such a mess?

Nezha raised his face and let Cun Xin wipe the dust off his face, confessing that he had lost the battle and took this opportunity to be lazy and come over to visit.

When Yang Jian heard about this, he immediately became unhappy. When he learned that it was the monkey from Huaguo Mountain who pulled out his black fan and went to Huaguo Mountain to stand up for his brother, Nezha immediately stopped him and said, "The Jade Emperor didn't invite you again. Fuck you!" What are you doing with that leisurely time? Brother, I came from afar, and you don’t want to toast me."

Seeing that Nezha didn't mind losing the battle, Yang Jian immediately felt relieved, smiling and respecting Nezha brother with everyone.

The Meishan brothers are all heroes, and they are very interested in this monkey that can only defeat Nezha but also make him not mind. Nezha immediately told everyone about what the monkey did, and finally said to Yang Jian: "To be honest, this monkey is really unambiguous. I think you are the only second brother in the Three Realms who can rival him."

Cun Xin sniggered next to him, it was all taught by real Yuding, of course it is unambiguous, the product of Yuding must be a high-quality product!It's just that Master Yuding seemed to be at odds with the Heavenly Court, and all the apprentices he taught ran to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace. This is really... happy to hear! ! !

Cun Xin knew that the encirclement and suppression of Monkey King by the Heavenly Court would eventually come to nothing. Under the secret efforts of the real Yuding, Monkey King would be named the Monkey King. Go, when the time comes, Tianting will come over to be annoying, and it happens that she can also take a look at the male god of her childhood.

After waiting patiently for a while, Yang Jian was playing chess with Boss Meishan on this day, when real Yuding stumbled in with a serious expression on his face.

Hearing the master calling "apprentice" in a panic, Yang Jian immediately stood up and asked, "What made the master panic so much?"

Reverend Yuding hurriedly concealed his panic expression, and exaggeratedly told his apprentice that he was angry, which made Cun Xin amused, thinking that Reverend Yuding was always so happy.

"Who made Master angry?" Yang Jian asked with concern, and then helped Master to sit on his seat.

Master Yuding took a few sips of water before saying: "Someone spread rumors to Master, saying that that stinky monkey is my apprentice!"

"It's just such a small matter?" Yang Jian smiled, "Master, you don't need to pay attention to what these people say."

"I'm not afraid of what they say, but Sun Wukong made a big fuss at the Pantao Festival, and those heavenly soldiers and generals all went down to arrest him, and now they say that Sun Wukong is my apprentice..."

Seeing Master's frowning expression, Yang Jian immediately said: "How about it, Master, you will stay in Guanjiangkou for a few days, and my apprentice assures you that no one will dare to harass you."

Cun Xin also echoed at the side: "That's right, real man, the study was cleaned up for you hundreds of years ago, but you always stay in Kunlun Mountain to write books, so let's stay longer this time."

Yuding couldn't wait to agree immediately, although the second apprentice was worried, but the first apprentice was more reliable, married a virtuous daughter-in-law, finally able to cover him, a master who might be held accountable by the heavenly court at any time.

At this moment, General Rolling Curtain came to the Yang Mansion with the Queen Mother's Yizhi and shouted in the courtyard: "The Yizhi is here!"

Hearing the shout, the Meishan brothers murmured whether there was another accident in Tianting, but Yang Jian turned a deaf ear to it, making it clear that he would not accept Yi's order, and went back to his seat to invite the Meishan boss to sit down and continue playing chess.

Seeing everyone looking at each other in dismay, Cun Xin smiled and said: "This decree must be for the second elder brother. My second elder brother keeps announcing it. The Queen Mother's decree is useless. Everyone ignores it. Just pretend it doesn't exist, Brother Kang." , sit down and play chess with the second brother, or the second brother will drag me to play chess again, I can't bear it."

Only then did Boss Meishan sit down and continue the previous chess game with the second master. Everyone stayed in the room and did not go out. The rolling curtain general who was waiting for everyone to receive the order had to walk into the hall and shouted: "Erlang God Yang Jian welcomes you!" Purpose."

Because of Cun Xin's words before, everyone thought that this edict did not exist, which made General Rolling Shutter embarrassed for a while, and Cun Xin said casually: "My second brother is playing chess, you can just announce it."

Every time he came to proclaim the decree, the rolling curtain general who could catch up with Yang Jian playing chess nodded calmly, unfolded the decree and read it loudly: "Mother Yi decree, the monkey Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain made trouble, the Jade Emperor sent Li Jing and others to lead one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, one hundred and eighteen They set up a net to encircle and suppress, but they were not successful. Now Tiao Erlang and the Meishan brothers went to Huaguo Mountain to help suppress them. After success, they will be highly rewarded. Yang Jian accepts the order!"

The rolling shutter general announced the decree to the air, and said with a smile: "Scrolling shutter general, you should go back, the queen mother's decree alone can't mobilize my second brother, if I really want my second brother to help, let the Jade Emperor personally make the decree Bar."

Hearing this, Rolling Blind had no choice but to take the Heavenly Soldiers to leave the Yang Mansion and return to the Heavenly Court to deliver the order.

After the rolling shutter general left, Cun Xin looked at the still anxious real Yuding, knowing that he was worried that Tianting would ask Yang Chan to help, so he took the initiative to say to Yang Jian: "Second brother, Tianting will definitely not let it go, I guess the Queen Mother I will order my cousin to use the Lotus Lantern to deal with Monkey King again, and my cousin cannot accept the order."

"What's your cousin's idea?" Yang Jian looked at his wife and smiled, knowing that she had an idea.

"Look at me." Cun Xin then put her hands on her lips and shouted to the outside: "Get out!"

After a while, Gun Gun, who seemed to be too lazy, came over slowly, and asked her what was the matter with an "Aww".

"Go away, go to the back hall to find your cousin, and tell her that the bamboo at home is tired of eating, and ask her to take you out to find some new varieties of bamboo to plant in the house, hang out for a while longer, and don't come back in a hurry."

Hearing that there is a different taste of bamboo to eat, Gun Gun is very willing, so he immediately went to the back hall to find Yang Chan and asked her to take him to find a new taste of bamboo. The front hall told everyone that he would take Gun Gun out for a few days, and leave the family affairs to his cousin.

Seeing Yang Chan leaving the Yang Mansion with Gun Gun without any doubt, she raised her eyebrows at Yang Jian proudly and said, "How?"

Yang Jian smiled, stretched out his hand and pulled his wife into his arms, kissed her on the face and said, "Yes, this is a reward."

[I don't want this kind of reward at all, okay? 】

Cun Xin thought calmly, she was used to the behavior of the second elder brother kissing him whenever there was a disagreement, it's okay, he was used to being kissed long ago anyway.

Brother Meishan, who was forced to stuff a mouthful of dog food again, was also calm. He was used to everything after being thrown a flash bomb for 500 years.

Not long after, General Rolling Curtain came again with the Queen Mother's order. It was indeed the order for Yang Chan to go to Huaguo Mountain to destroy Monkey King. Knowing that Yang Chan was not in the Yang Mansion and did not know where he went, he wanted to invite Xiao Tian Quan smelled it with his nose, and Cun Xin immediately said that Xiao Tian Quan had a cold and his nose was not working well, Xiao Tian Quan also hurriedly started coughing in response to the situation, and the roller blind had to return to heaven without success.

When the curtain came to the Yang Mansion again out of breath, it was the imperial decree of the Jade Emperor, but Yang Jian still played chess and refused to accept the decree. Naturally, Cun Xin would not accept the decree for the second brother. He was watching a good show on the sidelines. Tou said to Cun Xin: "Third Princess, I'm here to tell you the truth. The Queen Mother is already a little annoyed by the fact that you obstructed the edict twice. I heard her tell Your Majesty that if Erlang God refuses to accept the edict again, she will punish Xihai. Prince Mo Ang ordered him to destroy Monkey King."

When Cun Xin heard about this, her face changed drastically. Although her eldest brother is very skilled in martial arts, he is not yet Monkey King's opponent. What if he is hit by the golden cudgel?

Seeing his wife showing anxiety and nervousness because she was worried about her brother, Yang Jian got up and took the imperial decree directly from the hand of the curtain, "Cousin, sit down, I will meet that monkey!"

Seeing that Yang Jian accepted the order to protect his eldest brother, Prince Mo Ang, Cun Xin was very moved, and couldn't help hugging him and said gratefully: "Second brother, thank you."

"Take care of the house and wait for me to come back." Yang Jian stretched out his hand to touch his wife's face, then turned around and ordered to the Meishan brothers, "Call the [-] grass gods and follow me to Huaguo Mountain."

Throwing the imperial decree in his hand to Xiaotiangou, Yang Jian raised his hand and flashed a three-pointed double-edged gun, and led the Meishan brothers to Huaguo Mountain. Seeing that the first apprentice was going to arrest the second apprentice, the real Yuding chased him in a panic and completed the task The rolling shutter general also left immediately, and the Yang Mansion, which was still very lively, immediately became quiet.

In a very good mood, Cun Xin tidied up the hall and came to the center of the courtyard. He put a full set of tea ceremony utensils on the table in front of him, knelt down and burned incense and cooked tea, preparing to entertain Brother Monkey. After all, he is a childhood god. Since he came Once there, you must treat them well.

Cun Xin concentrated on cooking the tea, and the aroma of the tea soon spread out. Pour the cooked tea into the opposite teacup and use magic to cover the entire table, so that the fragrant tea always maintains the taste of freshly brewed tea.

After waiting for a while, the door of Yang's Mansion was pushed open, and Sun Wukong, who changed into Yang Jian's appearance, walked in looking around, and Cun Xin smiled at him immediately: "Come and drink tea."

Sun Wukong subconsciously scratched the back of his hand, realized that he was Yang Jian at this time, and immediately walked over to sit opposite Cun Xin, smelling the fragrance of tea in front of him, picked up the cup and drank it all, and then smacked his lips Said: "It's delicious, but not addictive."

"Then drink some more..." Cun Xin lifted the teapot and poured the green tea soup into the cup in Sun Wukong's hand, "...I specially prepared this for the Great Sage."

Sun Wukong thought it was a fraud when he heard that, he immediately threw the teacup and jumped to Cun Xin's side, grabbed her collar and shouted: "What is added to the tea?"

"What does the Great Sage mean by this? I admire the Great Sage who is not afraid of the power to make troubles in the fairyland, and treats him with fairy tea. Does the Great Sage think that I will do such a dirty thing as poisoning?"

It was the first time Sun Wukong heard that someone admired him for making a scene in Yaochi, so he immediately let go of his hand happily and said, "Little sister is quite discerning."

He couldn't help sniffling as he said, "Why does it smell like seafood? Do you like seafood very much?"

"I'm from the Xihai Dragon Clan, what do you think?"

Cun Xin twitched the corners of her lips with a gloomy face. She was told by Xiao Tiangou that she smelled like seafood, but who is called Goubi Ling?

At this moment, Yang Jian fell from the sky and saw his wife with Monkey King pretending to be himself, and immediately shouted: "Monkey King! Don't take hostages if you have the ability."

Monkey King immediately took a sip, "When did my old grandson do such a thing?"

"Then let's call outside."

"Okay! You go first."

Yang Jian saw from the fight that Sun Wukong is also an upright person, so he believed his words, took a deep look at his wife, and flew up directly to the sky to wait for Monkey King.

Seeing that Yang Xiaosheng really left, Sun Wukong, who still looked like Yang Jian, turned around and turned back into a monkey, then said to Cun Xin with a smile: "Sister Seafood, I will drink your tea next time, my old grandson can leave!"

Seeing Monkey King leave, Cun Xin picks up the teacup in front of her and continues to drink tea, thinking that Brother Hou will have to wait 500 years before she wants to drink her tea.

After drinking tea leisurely, Cun Xin packed up the tea set and flew up to the sky. On the way, he met Daoist Yuding who was rushing to the heaven with a mournful face, and they went together. See you off and walk out from the heaven.

Worried about the second apprentice, Master Yu Ding stumbled and ran in front of the eldest apprentice, and said anxiously: "Disciple, where is Monkey King?"

Yang Jian, who felt sorry for Monkey King, sighed, and said with some regret: "It has been handed over to the Heavenly Court."

Sun Wukong caused such a big disaster, and if he fell into the hands of Heavenly Court, he would definitely die. As soon as Master Yuding heard that the precious apprentice was handed over to Heavenly Court, he immediately sat down on the ground with his legs limp. Yang Jian hurriedly stepped forward to help him, "Master, what's wrong with you?" ?”

Master Yuding wanted to say something, but his lips trembled so sad that he couldn't make a sound. Yang Jian suddenly remembered what his master said before, "Could it be that Sun Wukong really..."

He immediately looked at Nezha for confirmation, and Nezha nodded to confirm the second brother's guess.

Yang Jian's heart suddenly sank, and only then did he realize that he had sent his junior brother to a dead end, and secretly decided to rescue Monkey King in a while.

He then leaned over to support Master Yuding and said, "Master, let's talk after getting up."

The heartbroken Master Yuding threw Yang Jian's hand away abruptly, stood up in a daze without looking at his apprentice, and staggered away.

Seeing that no matter how Yang Jian called Master Yu Ding, Master Yu Ding did not look back, Cun Xin sighed: "Second brother, your master is really sad this time."

Knowing that Master was blaming him, Yang Jian showed a sad look, but then his eyes became sharper. He turned around and armed himself with a gun, about to break into the Nantian Gate to rescue his younger brother Sun Wukong. Nezha saw his intention at a glance, and immediately stopped the second brother. Said that he was going to save Monkey King.

Yang Jian didn't want to hurt him, but Nezha said, "You still can't trust me, brother?"

Yang Jian naturally trusted Brother Nezha very much, knowing that if he disagreed, he would probably annoy this brother, so he could only say, "Brother Nezha."

At this moment, there was a singing of "Yang Jian accepts the decree" from Nantianmen. It turned out that Tiannu brought his subordinates to send the reward from the Jade Emperor.

Yang Jian, who was already angry, said immediately: "Lao Liu, throw those rags that the Jade Emperor rewarded you into the stinky ditch."

Tian Nu yelled sharply with a voice unique to dead eunuchs that can be found in all court dramas: "Yang Jian, don't be too presumptuous!"

After Yang Jian confirmed that this fat face melon was Tian Nu, whom the Marshal Tianpeng had complained about and always accused him of being beaten, he nodded slightly with a sneer, turned around and punched Tian Nu to the ground, Tian Nu Lying on the ground covering his face and screaming in pain, Yang Jian said directly to the brothers: "Shoot to death!"

The Meishan brothers and Xiaotiangou immediately rushed forward and beat up Tiannu around them. Even Nezha took the opportunity to kick him twice, which made the people in the surrounding heavens a little scared. Unexpectedly, Erlang God even killed Tiannu, the celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor. Dare to fight.

Cun Xin, who deliberately went to heaven just for this moment, immediately shouted: "Stop! You are going too far!"

The people who were beating Tian Nu immediately stopped their hands and looked at her with puzzled faces, thinking that the third princess was angry because of their beating, and Tian Nu, who thought she was saved, uttered harsh words: "It's still the Dragon Girl Jishi who understands things, Erlangshen, you dare to hit me, you will surely fall—”

Tian Nu, who was shot into a shattered fracture by Cun Xin, was completely disfigured and speechless immediately. Everyone in the surrounding heavenly court saw the gentle face of Ji Shilongnu behaving so cruelly, and they all trembled like quails. If he accidentally falls into her eyes, he will be treated like a Tiannu.

Holding the epee, Cun Xin was somewhat dissatisfied and said to the Meishan brothers and Xiao Tiangou: "Second brother told you to fight to the death, which means that it is enough to keep your breath, but you are showing mercy everywhere, do you not take second brother seriously? Huh? From now on, stab me with a weapon, if he sees blood, if he has two breaths left, I won’t cook tonight, you can drink the northwest wind!”

"Would it be too cruel? This Tian Nu didn't make a big mistake, just give him a good beating."

The boss of Meishan said hesitantly, although the third princess can be cured afterwards, it is still not good to treat a person who has no resistance in this way.

Yang Jian also said with a puzzled look: "Tiannu made my cousin hate him so much, but what crime did he commit?"

Cun Xin looked around the Nantian Gate and said quietly: "Second Brother, the Jade Emperor ordered the opening of the Golden Crow Formation here back then."

Hearing his wife mentioning the tragedy of that year, Yang Jian's eyes froze, and the Meishan brothers, Xiao Tiangou, and Nezha also looked at the third princess, not understanding why she suddenly brought up this matter.

"Back then, the Jade Emperor decreed to open the Golden Crow Formation to kill my aunt and second elder brother. The little Golden Crow, the rolling shutter general, and even the Queen Mother were all trying to persuade him not to do this. Then the Jade Emperor asked Tian Nu what to do. Guess what he said ?”

Remembering that it was this despicable villain who caused the Golden Crow to open the Golden Crow Formation and end up in that kind of fate, Cun Xin sneered and stabbed Tian Nu's thigh with Tai'a in his hand, making him scream out immediately.

"It's not that you didn't report, the time has not yet come. Since you caused the Golden Crow Formation to open up and harm hundreds of millions of living beings in the lower realm in order to please the Jade Emperor, don't blame me for being cruel today."

After Cun Xin finished speaking, she looked at Yang Jian who was already angry and had a murderous look on her face, and advised, "It's too cheap to just kill these villains, wouldn't it be better to keep seeing them and beat them once?"

After all, Tian Nu still wants to promote the future plot, so he can't just kill him directly. In the future, he will feel even more regretful if he is killed so simply by his second brother. That's why Cun Xin deliberately went to heaven to teach Tian Nu a lesson, at least to solve the problem in his heart first. Mouth resentment.

"Cousin is right." Yang Jian nodded and looked at the brothers, "Just do what my cousin said and give him a sigh of relief."

Knowing that Tiannu actually killed the second master and his mother, Princess Yaoji, the Meishan brothers and Nezha immediately swung their weapons and stabbed into Tiannu's vital parts. The scene of blood flowing like a river was simply horrible. However, Cun Xin continued to heal Tian Nu with two swords, making this despicable villain unable to live or die, crying again and again, but no one sympathized with him, even the people in the heavenly court felt that he deserved it.

Give Tian Nu a big plus, make sure he won't die for the time being, Cun Xin came over there and smiled softly beside Tian Nu who was trembling like a quail, almost scared them to tears immediately.

"Call me loudly, throw the rags that the Jade Emperor rewarded you into the stinky ditch. If you shout badly, I won't agree."

Frightened enough by Cun Xin's seemingly gentle but cruel smile, everyone in the Heavenly Court shouted desperately into the Heavenly Court, fearing that they would be treated like Tiannu if their voices were quieter...