I open the underworld canteen to continue my life
Chapter 80 The Bus
Si Nanxing looked solemn: "It's over, Xiaofang's phone is turned off."
Sha Ya was a little flustered, but he still remembered that Si Nanxing was not in good health, so he quickly comforted him: "Don't worry, Chu Fang is a powerful sword spirit, even if there are monsters, he can't do anything to him!"
Si Nanxing rubbed his temples with a headache: "I'm not worried about Xiaofang's accident. I'm afraid that he will be too aggressive. Not only will he see the monsters, but he will also cut down the surrounding flowers and plants. When the time comes, the Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee will come to arrest him." he!"
"The manual that Fox brought back when he registered for them, he didn't turn over a single page, I can finish reading it! It says - if it has a major impact on the human world, monsters will be deprived of the right to live in human society and need to move in. Dangerous Monster Sanctuary."
Sha Ya was stunned for a while, and stammered, "No, no way..."
Zhu Youjun raised his eyes: "Back then there were mountain bandits who robbed caravans, and the old and the weak, women and children were not spared. A few nosy flower demons heard about it, and passed by pretending to be the official girls who went on an outing together. , they were robbed up the mountain as expected, and then..."
Sha Ya was a little bit aggrieved: "It's the sisters of the flower demon? According to their temper, they must have beaten those bandits. This is a great thing! How can they be locked up just because of this!"
Zhu Youjun was expressionless: "Because they did too much, the mountain collapsed."
"The mountain, the mountain has collapsed..." Sha Ya widened his eyes in astonishment, unable to recover for a long time.
"The rolling rocks caused mountain torrents and earthquakes. If the local county magistrate seemed to have foreseen it in advance and organized the villagers to avoid danger in time, it would have almost caused a catastrophe." Zhu Youjun's eyes fell on Si Nanxing, "You were the county magistrate at that time. "
"So they are extra polite to you because they know that you helped them clean up the mess."
Si Nanxing originally listened to the story with gusto, but he caught himself off guard and pointed at himself blankly: "It's me again? Can I sense disasters in advance?"
"You're a mortal, so naturally you can't." Zhuyou-jun smiled, "At that time, there was a mouse spirit who reported a letter to you in the middle of the night, and you believed him, saving many lives, and he also became enlightened because of this. A famous monster."
"That mouse spirit has called you a confidant until now."
"It's him who has kind thoughts in his heart and wants to save people. It's not my credit." Si Nanxing still remembered what Zhu Youjun told him at the beginning, just listen to the past and remember who he is, so he didn't worry too much about it. Seriously, he just squatted down, looked at the stick on the ground and asked, "Is this Xiaofang's candied haws stick?"
Sha Ya showed hesitation on his face: "Don't all the sticks look the same? It's impossible to tell the difference."
"That's right." Si Nanxing shook his head, "Just now I was thinking that the stick was pointing this way. Could it be Xiaofang's guidance for us? It seems a little whimsical."
"If only we had a helper who can find people by scent... ah!"
Si Nanxing remembered, "You can find the fox and ask his little animal friends to help you find it!"
He took out his mobile phone and dialed Li Miao's number.
……
Chuifang arrived in front of the building alone, and it was indeed very lively here. People who knew each other talked together in small groups, most of them were older.
He frowned and glanced around, and was about to send a message to Si Nanxing, when someone approached him suddenly: "Little friend, are you coming to the event too?"
Hang Fang raised his eyebrows, and was about to retort, "You are the kid", but seeing the other person's gray hair and the crutch in his hand, he swallowed the words back.
He has stayed in Si Nanxing's small courtyard for so long, and he has seen quite a few monsters coming and going, and he has learned a little bit about talking to people and talking nonsense when he sees people.Looking at the kind-hearted old lady on the opposite side, she started to make up with a sulky face: "I came here for my grandma, and she said that she can get some fruit if she comes here for a while?"
"Oh." The old lady did not doubt him, showed a kind smile, and explained to him, "Today is not a lecture, I have to go out today, it may take a while, you are a child, go back first."
Chuifang rolled his eyes, thinking it was okay, and was about to nod his head, when a middle-aged man with greasy hair squeezed in, he seemed to have heard the conversation between the two, and quickly persuaded: "We are doing team building today. , let’s take everyone out to play together! It’s a coincidence that you came here, kid!”
Chuifang raised his eyebrows, very uncooperative: "Why do you set off in the dead of night for team building? What's the matter, a group of people went to see the meteor shower?"
The middle-aged man twitched the corners of his mouth, muttering in his heart that children of this age really have a lot of secondary illnesses. This looks particularly irritating, but it was said that the more people the better, thinking that the number of people is linked to his bonus, he again Enthusiasm was ignited, and I tried to work harder.
"There is no meteor shower, but it is also very interesting. Watching the show, there are still things to post! It's cool at night..."
Chu Fang stared at him for a while, and finally nodded: "Oh."
He thought that he could keep up first, anyway, he would just contact Si Nanxing when the time came, and there were only a few human beings here, so there was no need to trap him.
Originally, he wanted to leave a sword to show them the way, but considering this era, the appearance of a sword out of thin air on the main road seemed too eye-catching, so Chu Fang quietly placed the candied haws stick in his mouth in the direction and pointed them in the direction they left .
The middle-aged man in the lead shouted enthusiastically: "Everyone is in line. After we line up, we set off. We ignore friends who didn't come. If you don't take advantage of them and don't actively take advantage, then there is a problem with your thinking!"
There was giggling and laughing in unison.
The middle-aged man was all smiles, calling everyone to get on the bus, counting the number of people enthusiastically, the more the mood was better, the whole face was flushed, and the state was similar to drinking half a catty of wine.
Chuifang noticed a girl who looked like a college student standing behind him, she also seemed to be a staff member, her expression was quite cold, and she looked strangely lifeless.
Sha Ya specifically mentioned a girl holding a merit box, and looked around vertically. Among the staff, this was probably the only girl, and she was probably the only one.
Probably noticed Chu Fang's gaze, the girl turned her head around, she seemed a little surprised, and muttered something.
According to the normal distance, Chu Fang must not be able to hear, but he is not a human being, and after listening carefully, he still heard what she was saying - "You will take advantage of it at such a young age, you deserve it."
Vertical: "..."
According to his past temper, most of those who dare to talk to him like this will get a sword from him.
Chu Fang took a deep look at her, turned his head and got into the car.
——He has grown up and knows how to endure.
This is a bus. It's not uncommon for Chuifang to see it since he woke up in this world, but it's the first time he's sitting on it.
"Ahem." The middle-aged man also got into the car, standing in front with a smile on his face, "We will go this way, it will take a while, let's play some games, so that everyone can get acquainted."
"Don't play with your phone, come on, turn off your phone and put it on."
There was a little commotion in the car, and Chui Fang frowned accordingly. The middle-aged man hurriedly comforted him, saying something like "low-headed people" and "the danger of mobile phones", etc. Chui Fang couldn't understand why, but Looking at the frequent nodding of the elderly people around, it seems that the words have touched their hearts.
The sound of shutting down came one after another in the car. Chu Fang took out his mobile phone and pressed the key of the mobile phone unskillfully. He wanted to send a message to Si Nanxing, but the girl was already standing in front of him holding the frame of the mobile phone.
Chu Fang was still fiddling with how to switch to the handwriting mode, and waved to her: "Wait a minute, I have to tell my family too, right?"
The girl didn't say much, just took out a ball necklace from the neckline, and shook it towards the hanger.
Chu Fang was taken aback, this is an illusion, but this girl is clearly a mortal, and she doesn't have any aura of a monk... It's the necklace that's the problem.
The girl reached out to him again: "Give it to me."
Ordinary people should be obedient at this time, Chui Fang was stunned for a moment, and the idea of pretending to be obedient to resist rose up in his mind for a moment, and the old lady behind him asked worriedly: "Child?"
Chu Fang paused his gaze, pretended to be controlled by illusion, and handed out the phone.
The girl turned off the phone, then put the phone into a basket of elderly phones.Chu Fang was using the latest new mobile phone, the girl couldn't help but look at him more, with a little bit of jealousy in her eyes that was imperceptible.
Chu Fang is still pretending to be stupid.
He just realized that this girl is a mortal, it is impossible for him to kill him, and it is easy to involve this car of mortals. The black hands behind the scenes have not yet appeared, so stay put.
The car drove towards the road out of the city. The airport was originally the outskirts of the city, and further outside was the mountain forest.The steel forest retreats rapidly, and the gradually primitive scenery is replaced by the car window.
The middle-aged man led everyone to play Solitaire, and there was a lot of laughter and laughter for a while, but it was still quite lively.
Chuifang pretended that he was being controlled, and watched them fight without participating in the slightest.
I don't know how long it took, most people lost their interest, their mobile phones were confiscated, and the time on the bus was posted with a black cloth, so they had no way of knowing the current time.
"Could it be that I'm going to climb a mountain?" Someone guessed, "I'm so old and late, I'm not happy to do sports."
"Where are you going? Mysterious, what time is it now?"
"Can you give me your cell phone, I want to call home."
Humans are strange social animals, and sometimes they feel an inexplicable sense of security when they are in a group. Everyone feels that with so many people, they dare not do anything.Until now, uneasiness and doubts spread in everyone's hearts belatedly.
An uncle who was still young, relying on his stature, stood up: "What are we going to do, we won't go if we don't make it clear!"
"Yep!"
Someone came forward, and everyone soon gained confidence and echoed one after another.
The middle-aged man glanced back. The girl took out the necklace from her neck and shook it slightly. The expressions of the people in the car gradually became confused, and finally they slowly lowered their eyelids and fell asleep in their seats.
Chu Fang silently watched everything in front of him, raised his head and looked at the girl.
She provoked a mocking smile: "Don't pretend."
It turned out that it was not an illusion of obedience, but an illusion of drowsiness. He acted completely wrong, and he had a stinking face, oh, I'm so ashamed.
The author has something to say: No Responsibility Small Theater:
Chui Fang: I shouldn't do what I'm not good at, it's over if I slash with a sword!
感谢在2021-02-2223:57:57~2021-02-2321:21:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: All living beings, I really have no money, 10 bottles; Jiumucheng disaster, Gu 1 bottle; Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Sha Ya was a little flustered, but he still remembered that Si Nanxing was not in good health, so he quickly comforted him: "Don't worry, Chu Fang is a powerful sword spirit, even if there are monsters, he can't do anything to him!"
Si Nanxing rubbed his temples with a headache: "I'm not worried about Xiaofang's accident. I'm afraid that he will be too aggressive. Not only will he see the monsters, but he will also cut down the surrounding flowers and plants. When the time comes, the Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee will come to arrest him." he!"
"The manual that Fox brought back when he registered for them, he didn't turn over a single page, I can finish reading it! It says - if it has a major impact on the human world, monsters will be deprived of the right to live in human society and need to move in. Dangerous Monster Sanctuary."
Sha Ya was stunned for a while, and stammered, "No, no way..."
Zhu Youjun raised his eyes: "Back then there were mountain bandits who robbed caravans, and the old and the weak, women and children were not spared. A few nosy flower demons heard about it, and passed by pretending to be the official girls who went on an outing together. , they were robbed up the mountain as expected, and then..."
Sha Ya was a little bit aggrieved: "It's the sisters of the flower demon? According to their temper, they must have beaten those bandits. This is a great thing! How can they be locked up just because of this!"
Zhu Youjun was expressionless: "Because they did too much, the mountain collapsed."
"The mountain, the mountain has collapsed..." Sha Ya widened his eyes in astonishment, unable to recover for a long time.
"The rolling rocks caused mountain torrents and earthquakes. If the local county magistrate seemed to have foreseen it in advance and organized the villagers to avoid danger in time, it would have almost caused a catastrophe." Zhu Youjun's eyes fell on Si Nanxing, "You were the county magistrate at that time. "
"So they are extra polite to you because they know that you helped them clean up the mess."
Si Nanxing originally listened to the story with gusto, but he caught himself off guard and pointed at himself blankly: "It's me again? Can I sense disasters in advance?"
"You're a mortal, so naturally you can't." Zhuyou-jun smiled, "At that time, there was a mouse spirit who reported a letter to you in the middle of the night, and you believed him, saving many lives, and he also became enlightened because of this. A famous monster."
"That mouse spirit has called you a confidant until now."
"It's him who has kind thoughts in his heart and wants to save people. It's not my credit." Si Nanxing still remembered what Zhu Youjun told him at the beginning, just listen to the past and remember who he is, so he didn't worry too much about it. Seriously, he just squatted down, looked at the stick on the ground and asked, "Is this Xiaofang's candied haws stick?"
Sha Ya showed hesitation on his face: "Don't all the sticks look the same? It's impossible to tell the difference."
"That's right." Si Nanxing shook his head, "Just now I was thinking that the stick was pointing this way. Could it be Xiaofang's guidance for us? It seems a little whimsical."
"If only we had a helper who can find people by scent... ah!"
Si Nanxing remembered, "You can find the fox and ask his little animal friends to help you find it!"
He took out his mobile phone and dialed Li Miao's number.
……
Chuifang arrived in front of the building alone, and it was indeed very lively here. People who knew each other talked together in small groups, most of them were older.
He frowned and glanced around, and was about to send a message to Si Nanxing, when someone approached him suddenly: "Little friend, are you coming to the event too?"
Hang Fang raised his eyebrows, and was about to retort, "You are the kid", but seeing the other person's gray hair and the crutch in his hand, he swallowed the words back.
He has stayed in Si Nanxing's small courtyard for so long, and he has seen quite a few monsters coming and going, and he has learned a little bit about talking to people and talking nonsense when he sees people.Looking at the kind-hearted old lady on the opposite side, she started to make up with a sulky face: "I came here for my grandma, and she said that she can get some fruit if she comes here for a while?"
"Oh." The old lady did not doubt him, showed a kind smile, and explained to him, "Today is not a lecture, I have to go out today, it may take a while, you are a child, go back first."
Chuifang rolled his eyes, thinking it was okay, and was about to nod his head, when a middle-aged man with greasy hair squeezed in, he seemed to have heard the conversation between the two, and quickly persuaded: "We are doing team building today. , let’s take everyone out to play together! It’s a coincidence that you came here, kid!”
Chuifang raised his eyebrows, very uncooperative: "Why do you set off in the dead of night for team building? What's the matter, a group of people went to see the meteor shower?"
The middle-aged man twitched the corners of his mouth, muttering in his heart that children of this age really have a lot of secondary illnesses. This looks particularly irritating, but it was said that the more people the better, thinking that the number of people is linked to his bonus, he again Enthusiasm was ignited, and I tried to work harder.
"There is no meteor shower, but it is also very interesting. Watching the show, there are still things to post! It's cool at night..."
Chu Fang stared at him for a while, and finally nodded: "Oh."
He thought that he could keep up first, anyway, he would just contact Si Nanxing when the time came, and there were only a few human beings here, so there was no need to trap him.
Originally, he wanted to leave a sword to show them the way, but considering this era, the appearance of a sword out of thin air on the main road seemed too eye-catching, so Chu Fang quietly placed the candied haws stick in his mouth in the direction and pointed them in the direction they left .
The middle-aged man in the lead shouted enthusiastically: "Everyone is in line. After we line up, we set off. We ignore friends who didn't come. If you don't take advantage of them and don't actively take advantage, then there is a problem with your thinking!"
There was giggling and laughing in unison.
The middle-aged man was all smiles, calling everyone to get on the bus, counting the number of people enthusiastically, the more the mood was better, the whole face was flushed, and the state was similar to drinking half a catty of wine.
Chuifang noticed a girl who looked like a college student standing behind him, she also seemed to be a staff member, her expression was quite cold, and she looked strangely lifeless.
Sha Ya specifically mentioned a girl holding a merit box, and looked around vertically. Among the staff, this was probably the only girl, and she was probably the only one.
Probably noticed Chu Fang's gaze, the girl turned her head around, she seemed a little surprised, and muttered something.
According to the normal distance, Chu Fang must not be able to hear, but he is not a human being, and after listening carefully, he still heard what she was saying - "You will take advantage of it at such a young age, you deserve it."
Vertical: "..."
According to his past temper, most of those who dare to talk to him like this will get a sword from him.
Chu Fang took a deep look at her, turned his head and got into the car.
——He has grown up and knows how to endure.
This is a bus. It's not uncommon for Chuifang to see it since he woke up in this world, but it's the first time he's sitting on it.
"Ahem." The middle-aged man also got into the car, standing in front with a smile on his face, "We will go this way, it will take a while, let's play some games, so that everyone can get acquainted."
"Don't play with your phone, come on, turn off your phone and put it on."
There was a little commotion in the car, and Chui Fang frowned accordingly. The middle-aged man hurriedly comforted him, saying something like "low-headed people" and "the danger of mobile phones", etc. Chui Fang couldn't understand why, but Looking at the frequent nodding of the elderly people around, it seems that the words have touched their hearts.
The sound of shutting down came one after another in the car. Chu Fang took out his mobile phone and pressed the key of the mobile phone unskillfully. He wanted to send a message to Si Nanxing, but the girl was already standing in front of him holding the frame of the mobile phone.
Chu Fang was still fiddling with how to switch to the handwriting mode, and waved to her: "Wait a minute, I have to tell my family too, right?"
The girl didn't say much, just took out a ball necklace from the neckline, and shook it towards the hanger.
Chu Fang was taken aback, this is an illusion, but this girl is clearly a mortal, and she doesn't have any aura of a monk... It's the necklace that's the problem.
The girl reached out to him again: "Give it to me."
Ordinary people should be obedient at this time, Chui Fang was stunned for a moment, and the idea of pretending to be obedient to resist rose up in his mind for a moment, and the old lady behind him asked worriedly: "Child?"
Chu Fang paused his gaze, pretended to be controlled by illusion, and handed out the phone.
The girl turned off the phone, then put the phone into a basket of elderly phones.Chu Fang was using the latest new mobile phone, the girl couldn't help but look at him more, with a little bit of jealousy in her eyes that was imperceptible.
Chu Fang is still pretending to be stupid.
He just realized that this girl is a mortal, it is impossible for him to kill him, and it is easy to involve this car of mortals. The black hands behind the scenes have not yet appeared, so stay put.
The car drove towards the road out of the city. The airport was originally the outskirts of the city, and further outside was the mountain forest.The steel forest retreats rapidly, and the gradually primitive scenery is replaced by the car window.
The middle-aged man led everyone to play Solitaire, and there was a lot of laughter and laughter for a while, but it was still quite lively.
Chuifang pretended that he was being controlled, and watched them fight without participating in the slightest.
I don't know how long it took, most people lost their interest, their mobile phones were confiscated, and the time on the bus was posted with a black cloth, so they had no way of knowing the current time.
"Could it be that I'm going to climb a mountain?" Someone guessed, "I'm so old and late, I'm not happy to do sports."
"Where are you going? Mysterious, what time is it now?"
"Can you give me your cell phone, I want to call home."
Humans are strange social animals, and sometimes they feel an inexplicable sense of security when they are in a group. Everyone feels that with so many people, they dare not do anything.Until now, uneasiness and doubts spread in everyone's hearts belatedly.
An uncle who was still young, relying on his stature, stood up: "What are we going to do, we won't go if we don't make it clear!"
"Yep!"
Someone came forward, and everyone soon gained confidence and echoed one after another.
The middle-aged man glanced back. The girl took out the necklace from her neck and shook it slightly. The expressions of the people in the car gradually became confused, and finally they slowly lowered their eyelids and fell asleep in their seats.
Chu Fang silently watched everything in front of him, raised his head and looked at the girl.
She provoked a mocking smile: "Don't pretend."
It turned out that it was not an illusion of obedience, but an illusion of drowsiness. He acted completely wrong, and he had a stinking face, oh, I'm so ashamed.
The author has something to say: No Responsibility Small Theater:
Chui Fang: I shouldn't do what I'm not good at, it's over if I slash with a sword!
感谢在2021-02-2223:57:57~2021-02-2321:21:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: All living beings, I really have no money, 10 bottles; Jiumucheng disaster, Gu 1 bottle; Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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