I open the underworld canteen to continue my life

"You uncle...what is your background." Looking at the piece of paper, Taboo Evil Lord suddenly changed his face, he turned his head to look at Zhang Xuanding, with a bit of inquiry in his eyes.

Zhang Xuanding was at a loss: "My uncle...my uncle is a Taoist priest. He looks pretty good, but he is a bit dumb and often makes jokes, but fortune-telling is always accurate, and what he says will basically come true."

"Hiss." Wu Shanjun tilted his head, "Sounds like a little boss."

Si Nanxing denied: "I'm not staying, am I? I seldom make jokes."

"I'm talking about the latter part, and what I said came true." Wu Shanjun glanced at the table where they had just played cards with lingering fear, "Especially when they just played cards, it's simply to the point where words can't be followed."

"Maybe there are some similarities." Henry Zhang nodded, "My uncle also has a lot of merit, to be honest, before I met this little boss, I always thought that my uncle was the person with the most merit in the world."

Taboo Evil Lord tapped slightly with his fingertips: "Don't you feel that these six sentences are very similar to what that Hui Ci who always finds faults for no reason is looking for?"

Li Miao reacted belatedly: "Sentimental and ruthless tears are the secret treasure of the fox clan that we lost! My ancestor's tears!"

"It looks like an illusion, but not an illusion..." Zhu Youjun's face was slightly condensed, remembering the incident of Ao Jinyan's attack before, "The mirage dragon is a rare dragon species, and there are even rumors that it has been extinct for at least hundreds of years."

"This kind of illusion created by the rare dragon clan can blur the difference between reality and dreams. He should be looking for this."

"The soul remains unchanged for a thousand years." Zhang Airi's expression was uncertain, "I was in the painting at the time, thinking that I was Li Ji, the soul of Li Ji left in the painting... Was he attracted?"

"No wonder he looked angry at that time and felt cheated." Si Nantian also thought of his reaction at that time, scratched his head, "Is the thousand-year-old soul... hard to find?"

"It's hard to find in the world, and those who haven't been reincarnated for thousands of years are probably a little bit of a wonderful opportunity." Wu Shanjun propped his chin and laughed, "We have a lot of Hades, and the souls of wicked people who have committed serious crimes will suffer in the eighteen levels of hell. There are not a few thousand-year-old ghosts, but it is estimated that there are not many people in the world who have the courage to come to the underworld to steal ghosts."

"Wood that takes ten thousand years to grow." Si Nanxing turned his head to look at Lord Zhuyou, and said hesitantly, "Mr. Zhuyou, besides you, is there any wood that takes ten thousand years to grow?"

Lord Zhuyou shook his head slowly, but the Evil Lord breathed a sigh of relief: "Then no matter what it is for, don't worry too much, who in the world can squeeze wood from Lord Zhuyou."

"At least read it." Wu Shanjun analyzed seriously, "What is King Kong's indestructible bone?"

"There are quite a few monsters and immortals who have cultivated into a vajra indestructible body, but the bones that are indestructible in vajra...a bone spirit with high morals?"

Lord Zhuyou was thoughtful: "The spirit of the sword?"

"What about me?" Chui Fang was taken aback, then patted his chest, "Indeed, tough."

"The world is compassionate." Si Nanxing stroked his chin, "I feel like an eminent monk. Is there any temple that has joined your Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee? Let me know."

When he looked up, he found that everyone looked at him with different expressions.

Under the attention of everyone, Si Nanxing slowly raised his finger and pointed at himself, seeming to find it a little funny: "Me? No way?"

"How can I have anything to do with the compassion of the world..."

"It doesn't matter what you think." Chui Fang looked at him resentfully, "The key is that people think it's you! If they don't think it's you, why are they here to kill you?"

Si Nanxing actually felt that what he said made some sense, but he still wanted to say: "I can't be sure that this must have something to do with Huici, that little Taoist priest, your uncle told you about this thing, what the hell is it?" mean?"

Zhang Xuanding shook his head slightly, and he smiled wryly: "My uncle, who is elusive, appears suddenly every time, and sends me a message asking us to do something. When we are looking for him, the phone is either turned off or not in the service area."

"He only said before that he seemed to be avoiding disaster, and he didn't know if he had provoked some big shots."

Zhang Xuanding didn't say it, but he was also very confident in his uncle's ability to cause trouble.

Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, and the evil king could only say: "Then please ask the Taoist priest to leave him a message and ask, what is the meaning of this... poem."

Henry Zhang nodded in response, and Zhu Youjun asked again: "What's his name."

"With a name, traces of the world may be found in the book of life and death."

Henry Zhang cooperated very much: "Heaven asked."

Taboo Evil Lord was a little surprised: "No surname?"

Zhang Xuanding scratched his head: "No...my uncle was called this when I was young. In fact, I secretly wondered whether my uncle has become a fairy, otherwise I won't be old at all."

He looked at the dignified faces of everyone, "Why don't I go back and ask my dad? Maybe he knows what my uncle's real name is."

Most of the names used by cultivators are not their real names. It may not be easy to find the names of cultivators in the book of life and death.

Taboo Evil Lord smiled and nodded: "I'm sorry to trouble you."

Henry Zhang waved his hands again and again, and he probably could tell that the guys in this yard were getting bigger and bigger, and talking to him so politely now was to give him face.

He gave Sinan an angel wink: "The master's commission has been completed, then I..."

Who knew that Si Nantian scratched his head as if he didn't understand at all, and showed a smirk at Si Nanxing: "Brother, I'm back all the time, what are you eating today?"

Si Nanxing nodded knowingly: "Spicy Hot Pot."

"They are not human. Their stomachs are like a bottomless pit. They can't get enough to eat anyway. If you even give them a little bit, you shouldn't be hungry. This little Taoist priest will stay and eat together."

"No no no!"

Zhang Xuanding was about to refuse with a terrified expression, but Si Nantian was already very familiar with him, and he hooked his shoulders with a good attitude of two brothers: "Eat, eat, my brother's cooking, even monsters and gods agree to eat it." ! If you really miss this time, you will definitely regret it in the future!"

Zhang Xuanding watched him hesitate to speak, and finally was forced to sit down at the table.

He watched in a daze as these big men dragged the tables together happily to form a big table, and then they all sat down bustlingly, looking at the kitchen waiting for their meal.

He hesitated a few times, and finally couldn't help but say: "Well, for such a big matter, why don't you go back and inform the Three Realms first?"

"I've already taken a photo and sent it to the boss." Wu Shanjun replied, while handing out chopsticks to everyone, deliberately passing Tianshu Xingjun and not giving it to him.

Zhu Youjun raised his eyes: "If the chopsticks are broken, I will break both of you."

With a "pop", the two chopsticks snapped in two sections.

Mr. Zhu You slowly put down the chopsticks in his hand, Mr. Wu Shan looked disheartened, and immediately pointed at Mr. Tianshu Xing: "It's him! It's him who used the force! I stopped!"

Tianshu Xingjun pressed her hand down, with a righteous face: "I didn't."

Seeing Mr. Zhuyou standing up, Mr. Wu Shan didn't care about losing face, and immediately shouted: "Little Boss! Help! Someone's life! No, a ghost's life!"

Si Nanxing poked his head out blankly with a spoon in his hand: "I'm just about to start frying, what are you guys making a fuss about?"

Wu Shanjun was about to accuse Zhuyoujun of threatening to break her up like chopsticks, when he raised his eyes to meet Shangzhuyoujun's eyes, he immediately swallowed, and moved towards Si Nanxing while raising his head confidently: "What are you looking at! If you threaten me again, I will... I will kneel down and beg the little boss to save me!"

Si Nanxing: "..."

This Wu Shanjun is really a typical example of saying the most embarrassing things in the most vicious tone.

Seeing her move to Si Nanxing's side, she took out a jade certificate from her arms with a bright smile, and handed it to Si Nanxing like a treasure: "It's my fault, I broke your chopsticks, and I will pay you this."

Si Nanxing didn't answer, he laughed: "It's okay, you can buy five pairs of chopsticks for ten yuan, you jade ones, they are more valuable at first glance, how can you make such a loss?"

"I am worth more than money." Mr. Wu Shan was a little proud, "You only need to take a picture of this jade document, and you can clearly see how many sins there are on this person."

"As the saying goes, you know your face but you don't know your heart. With this jade document, the bad guys will show their true colors!"

"Take it, I wanted to find a reason to give it to you, isn't this an opportunity?"

She stuffed the jade document of conviction into Si Nanxing's hand, turned her head and winked at Tianshu Xingjun: "Tianshu Xingjun, don't you have anything to say?"

Tianshu Xingjun took a deep look at her: "I'll go back and tell the Heavenly Emperor that I will definitely give the little boss a suitable gift when the time comes."

Wu Shanjun felt that he had given the gift now, he was a bit taller than Tianshu Xingjun Qi, swayed his horoscope triumphantly, and sat back swaggeringly.

Si Nanxing shook his head, and told Zhu Youjun: "Don't bully your colleagues."

Lord Zhuyou was speechless: "...I don't have any."

Si Nanxing sighed.

Zhu Youjun lowered his eyes: "Understood."

Si Nanxing just returned to the kitchen, and the eyeballs of the taboo evil gentleman almost fell off. He chuckled: "Hey, I really should record it and send it to the emperor. You have today too! Lord Zhuyou!"

Lord Zhuyou glanced at him, and the evil king made a defensive posture as if he was facing an enemy.

Zhu Youjun stood up and went to the kitchen.

"Huh? Why are you here?" Si Nanxing was a little surprised, "Didn't I tell you to wait outside, today's dishes will be served soon?"

Mr. Zhuyou was justified: "There are too many ingredients, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold the incense pot and bowl."

Si Nanxing: "..."

Really well-founded concerns.

Taboo Evil Lord listened intently for a while, but still couldn't believe it, he hesitated, looked around, and asked, "He really won't do anything?"

Wu Shanjun shook his head: "You are not lucky to have escaped."

But the taboo Evil Lord didn't dare to relax: "I'm worried that he won't show it in front of his junior brother, and he won't move until we go back... hey!"

Taboo Evil Lord felt that there was a sudden void under his buttocks, and the majestic ten kings of the underworld fell and squatted on the spot.

He fell to the ground, and the two little monsters he brought beside him cried out in panic: "My lord! Are you alright!"

Taboo Lord slowly curled up his body and covered his heart: "It's okay, but I feel that what fell was not my butt, but my face, my dignity... Zhu Youjun!"

In the kitchen, Si Nanxing heard the words and was about to look outside, but Zhu Youjun held him back: "Leave him alone, I'm sorry I just fell."

Si Nanxing was a little confused: "Did you fall?"

Zhu Youjun said confidently: "I'm all here, this time it's none of my business."

Si Nanxing nodded slowly.

The Taboo Evil Lord, whose mouth was covered by a branch outside, could only protest with a "woo hoo".

"Mr. Zhuyou has changed." Wu Shanjun bit his chopsticks melancholy, "He used to do it directly, but now he knows how to play dirty tricks, what will he do in the future."

She changed her face suddenly, and said to the branch that was about to move, "I'm complimenting you! Don't do it!"

The author has something to say: No Responsibility Small Theater:

Many years after the brothers got to know each other, Emperor Fengdu: Thanks to you, Lord Zhuyou knows how to use tactics, and the strength of our number one general has improved again. Si Nanxing:?I didn't teach this ah?

感谢在2021-02-2120:05:14~2021-02-2122:28:42期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: Bai Xika, when something is wrong, delete 10 bottles; do not eat 7 bottles of zucchini; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!