The soul-hooking rope came chasing after his life, the thin ghost saw that something was wrong, he immediately roared, and turned his direction again, letting the fat ghost resist the overwhelming attack, and he came out directly, the two soul bodies were torn in half, and the thin ghost The speed of the ghost soared to two hundred yards, and it floated so quickly that the ghost was invisible.
"Ah!" The fat ghost was hit head-on by the seductive rope, and he was bound so tightly that he couldn't escape. He fell to the ground and yelled, "I remember you, the dog! My mother... oh!"
"Be civilized! Don't swear!" A servant with a righteous face blocked his mouth directly.
Zhu Youjun raised his eyelids: "There are so many errands present, if the two ghosts who have thrown themselves into the trap, escape half of them..."
He didn't finish his sentence, and the servants in the yard couldn't sit still: "Bet the honor of the servants of the underworld, I will catch this skinny ghost today!"
"Stop! Don't run! Hands up!"
"Wow! Where are the madmen running!"
Si Nanxing looked at their backs: "Your underworld messenger is quite lively."
"Also lively in all kinds of ways."
Zhu Youjun didn't know if this was a compliment, so he remained silent and didn't answer.
Not long after, Li Miao took the opportunity to grab two set meals first, and the servants who were full of her came back busily.
"Run, run again! Don't even look at who is sitting inside, how dare you make a mistake in front of Zhu Youjun!"
"It's because you are such a wicked thing, my chicken is cold! Cough, of course it's not all because of this. Let me see if you dare to harm the common people!"
The skinny ghost was covered in chains all over his body, and his weight seemed to be heavier than his entire ghost. He hung up with tinkling bells, and was almost dragged back to the center of the small courtyard.The fat ghost who fell on the ground gloated twice, and struggled to speak: "Look at you, it's wasted effort, hey, let's go down together!"
The skinny ghost spat at him: "If you weren't useless as an idiot, if only you could hold them back for a little longer!"
"So that you can escape?" The fat ghost opened his bloody mouth, "Are you dreaming!"
Seeing that the two were about to pinch each other, the servants kicked them impatiently: "Stop arguing, be honest!"
Zhu Youjun wiped his mouth, raised his hand, and the book of life and death appeared in his hand, he looked at the two ghosts on the ground and asked, "Name."
The thin one rolled his eyes and immediately said first, "I'm Zhang San!"
The fat man was taken aback, and immediately became anxious: "Fuck your mother! I am Zhang San, and you are clearly Li Si!"
Zhu Youjun didn't listen to what they were arguing at all, the long pages of the book were blown automatically, and he turned to a page, and he took a look: "Zhang San, at the age of five, stealing chickens from the village head, at the age of seven, stealing dogs from the village tail, and at the age of ten At the age of [-], he wounded people and was driven out of the village. At [-], he entered the mountain as a bandit. Two years later, he stole money from the village and escaped. At [-], he opened a black shop in front of the mountain to slaughter tourists..."
Before he finished reading, the skinny ghost began to curse: "Wow, you Zhang San, I still think you are some kind of fun! It's just you..."
The fat ghost laughed straight: "You just said that you are Zhang San, then you did all these things, and when you go to hell, you will have to bear the responsibility whether you put the oil in the pan or pull out your tongue! Hey!"
Zhu Youjun then turned back: "Li Si, drowned his own sister at the age of seven, killed his mother at the age of fourteen, fled in fear of crime, afraid of revealing his whereabouts, and often killed the people who took him in..."
The fat ghost couldn't help laughing now: "What the hell are you pretending to be wronged! What a good bird you are! I will not kill my mother even if I am devastated!"
The skinny ghost sneered: "We can't tell the difference. When the time comes, we might have to walk through the eighteenth floor of hell together!"
Si Nanxing was lying in a chair to join in the fun, and nodded: "No wonder they are so good that they are all stuck together. They really share the same taste."
Chui Fangjian looked disgusted: "This kind of bastard, just go straight down with the sword, and it will be wiped out!"
"Conviction is Wu Shanjun's business, and execution is the business of Emperor Suijun." Zhu Youjun seemed indifferent, "I am only responsible for sending them down, before that..."
Receiving his sight, Sha Ya immediately ran over with the token in his hand: "Let them consume one in our underworld cafeteria first!"
The fox was not convinced: "Does the consumption of this kind of thing have to increase the price? The little boss made it so hard that I couldn't bear to give them a bite. I watched the dishes cooked with my own eyes!"
Chui Fang sneered: "You speak like you watched a child grow up with your own eyes."
"It's almost the same!" Li Miao opened her eyes and said nonsense, "Anyway, they are full of love!"
The fat ghost licked his lips: "Can I have a meal before going down to eat? Is there such a good thing?"
The thin ghost moaned and raised his head, his greedy eyes fell on their table: "I can smell the fragrance..."
The servant next to him muttered dissatisfiedly: "Give them this, it's a waste of food."
Zhu Youjun frowned: "Wait a minute, I will let Wu Shanjun make a decision."
He took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the set meal on the table. Si Nanxing leaned over and pointed: "You can't do this, the steam is all over the camera. I'll take a picture. I'll take a picture and send it to you!"
Zhu Youjun watched his movements honestly, Si Nanxing tapped the screen with his slender knuckles, picked out a bright filter, took a photo to avoid the steam and sent it to him: "Look, this is much better ?”
Zhu Youjun followed suit and nodded.
Li Miao came over to look curiously, and immediately rolled up her sleeves: "Little boss, you are not professional enough, let me take a picture for you! Let me tell you that the light angle of the photo is very important. It looks good at first glance, but every detail is distorted when you look closely! You can’t see it like this, let’s directly adjust the data of the picture..."
Si Nanxing said "Mmmm" perfunctorily, and moved his gaze to Mr. Zhuyou.
Sha Ya sighed: "Stop nagging, have some fun, fox, Mr. Zhuyou has already sent pictures of the little boss."
Mr. Zhuyou has already sent the photos of the food, and before he finished typing, Mr. Wu Shan has already replied: "Hello?"
"Is it myself?"
"Mr. Zhuyou, you won't be hacked, right? It's too wicked, which bastard did it, and will go down to the eighteenth floor after death!"
Zhu Youjun had no choice but to reply first: "It's me."
"Catched two ghosts, their merits and demerits in life... that's about it, what can such a sinner eat with one merit in the cafeteria of the underworld?"
Wu Shanjun sent an ellipsis.
"So you didn't come to work today, but you went out to eat and drink spicy food, and you specially took pictures for me?"
"You lack the great virtue, Lord Zhuyou!"
"Doesn't your conscience hurt?"
"Oh I forgot you're a tree and you don't have a heart."
"Is the canteen still open? I skipped work."
Messages from the other side popped up one after another, and Mr. Zhuyou finally found the opportunity to answer: "It's still open."
Just as the news was sent out in circles, a gate to the void opened in front of Si Nanxing's eyes. A petite black-haired girl in a black robe with the symbol of the underworld floated out, Shi Shiran took a deep breath and sniffed: "Okay Xiang, as expected, I still have more appetite looking at the real food, come on, if you have anything to eat, give me a portion!"
Sha Ya immediately floated back to the warming table, arranged a set meal for Wu Shanjun, and brought it to her graciously: "Here, come, a set meal!"
Zhu Youjun showed his token and reminded her: "Pay."
"You're still worried that I won't repay the bill." Wu Shanjun rolled his eyes, but pressed his hand obediently.
Zhu Youjun pointed to the two wicked ghosts on the ground, one fat and one thin: "These two..."
Wu Shanjun laughed: "It's not easy, let them pay the bill first."
The token floated in front of them, and the two dishonest things rolled their eyes. They didn't dare to do anything in front of so many evil things, so they could only raise their fingers and press it down.
There was no white light on the token, but a rare red light, and Mr. Wu Shan laughed out loudly: "Good guy, there is really no merit left, and you are so wicked! It's okay, you two have too much debt, don't you?" Sorrow, there are too many lice and it doesn't itch, anyway, I have to suffer first, and I don't know if it will be the year of the monkey in the next life, so don't worry."
She smiled and picked up her three-cup chicken, and said to them with a sweet smile, "Ah—"
The two ghosts were dizzy and followed her by accident: "Ah—"
With a flick of Wu Shanjun's wrist, a piece of garlic fell into the fat ghost's mouth, and with another shake, a piece of ginger fell into the thin ghost's mouth, and she turned around calmly: "Okay, that's what they deserve, see What do you think? This is what I saved between my teeth."
She rolled her eyes, picked up the chicken nugget and put it in her mouth, her expression changed immediately, "I regret it."
"Both of them don't deserve to eat ginger and garlic, they should eat northwest wind."
Wu Shanjun was a straightforward person, and he was full of praise for Si Nanxing's cooking. While putting the food in his mouth, he kept saying, "I'll just say, who is so capable, even the soul of Zhu Youjun Being able to hook it away, it turns out that there is such a superb skill!"
"I suggest that in the future, all the guests from the fairy and dragon tribes will come to you, casually showing the peerless delicious food we have, and starving them to death!"
Lord Zhuyou couldn't take it anymore: "Eat without talking."
"That makes sense." Wu Shanjun nodded, and then smiled provocatively, "But I won't listen, let's have another one!"
There was a rush of ringtones, and Wu Shanjun gave a "tsk", she was busy eating at the moment, and couldn't move her hand at all, so she managed to pinch two fingers, and the phone automatically floated and floated next to her ear : "Hey, what are you doing? I only left for 3 minutes, so hurry up, hurry up and reincarnate?"
"It's really rushing to reincarnate." The person over there replied kindly, "My lord, once you leave, who can stop the sins of these evil spirits? They are all crowded here!"
Wu Shanjun said impatiently: "What kind of a ghost can you let me pass by? It's so annoying, I can't stop it, and pull it all to the eighteenth floor!"
The other side panicked: "No way, my lord!"
Coupled with the wailing of ghosts in the background sound, it has the atmosphere of eighteen layers of hell.
Zhu Youjun raised his hand, Wu Shanjun was eating with both hands, he directly raised one foot: "Why, you want to fight with me? Don't think I can't beat you!"
Zhu Youjun was indifferent: "You can fight?"
"I can't beat it!" Wu Shanjun said confidently, "but I will cry and make trouble, and I will go on strike! If you dare to hit me, I will lie down in front of the boss's house and roll around. When the boss gets annoyed, you will have no good fruit to eat." Aww!"
Lord Zhuyou: "..."
Seeing Mr. Zhuyou clenched his fists, Si Nanxing was afraid that there would be a brawl in the underworld in his small courtyard, so he rushed to hold his hand, and said with a smile, "We will soon develop a takeaway service here, so there is no need for Mr. Wu Shan to raise his head." Ban can also eat!"
The author has something to say: Wu Shanjun: Some people are super brave on the surface, but they have already dialed the emergency number of their boss under the table.
谢谢大家的喜欢=3=晚点给大家加一更,大概在凌晨,不要等了,明天起来看吧啵啵啵感谢在2021-01-3020:11:51~2021-01-3122:56:55期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: a, Qin Lang 1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:小星星40瓶;饺子的祝福20瓶;茶荼子19瓶;dys特派员10瓶;涟雪8瓶;长安无荣华、清风、慧5瓶;胖子、行走玛雅3瓶;我就是那个朋友、海棠文花、嘉羹1瓶;非常感谢大家对我的支持,我会继续努力的!
"Ah!" The fat ghost was hit head-on by the seductive rope, and he was bound so tightly that he couldn't escape. He fell to the ground and yelled, "I remember you, the dog! My mother... oh!"
"Be civilized! Don't swear!" A servant with a righteous face blocked his mouth directly.
Zhu Youjun raised his eyelids: "There are so many errands present, if the two ghosts who have thrown themselves into the trap, escape half of them..."
He didn't finish his sentence, and the servants in the yard couldn't sit still: "Bet the honor of the servants of the underworld, I will catch this skinny ghost today!"
"Stop! Don't run! Hands up!"
"Wow! Where are the madmen running!"
Si Nanxing looked at their backs: "Your underworld messenger is quite lively."
"Also lively in all kinds of ways."
Zhu Youjun didn't know if this was a compliment, so he remained silent and didn't answer.
Not long after, Li Miao took the opportunity to grab two set meals first, and the servants who were full of her came back busily.
"Run, run again! Don't even look at who is sitting inside, how dare you make a mistake in front of Zhu Youjun!"
"It's because you are such a wicked thing, my chicken is cold! Cough, of course it's not all because of this. Let me see if you dare to harm the common people!"
The skinny ghost was covered in chains all over his body, and his weight seemed to be heavier than his entire ghost. He hung up with tinkling bells, and was almost dragged back to the center of the small courtyard.The fat ghost who fell on the ground gloated twice, and struggled to speak: "Look at you, it's wasted effort, hey, let's go down together!"
The skinny ghost spat at him: "If you weren't useless as an idiot, if only you could hold them back for a little longer!"
"So that you can escape?" The fat ghost opened his bloody mouth, "Are you dreaming!"
Seeing that the two were about to pinch each other, the servants kicked them impatiently: "Stop arguing, be honest!"
Zhu Youjun wiped his mouth, raised his hand, and the book of life and death appeared in his hand, he looked at the two ghosts on the ground and asked, "Name."
The thin one rolled his eyes and immediately said first, "I'm Zhang San!"
The fat man was taken aback, and immediately became anxious: "Fuck your mother! I am Zhang San, and you are clearly Li Si!"
Zhu Youjun didn't listen to what they were arguing at all, the long pages of the book were blown automatically, and he turned to a page, and he took a look: "Zhang San, at the age of five, stealing chickens from the village head, at the age of seven, stealing dogs from the village tail, and at the age of ten At the age of [-], he wounded people and was driven out of the village. At [-], he entered the mountain as a bandit. Two years later, he stole money from the village and escaped. At [-], he opened a black shop in front of the mountain to slaughter tourists..."
Before he finished reading, the skinny ghost began to curse: "Wow, you Zhang San, I still think you are some kind of fun! It's just you..."
The fat ghost laughed straight: "You just said that you are Zhang San, then you did all these things, and when you go to hell, you will have to bear the responsibility whether you put the oil in the pan or pull out your tongue! Hey!"
Zhu Youjun then turned back: "Li Si, drowned his own sister at the age of seven, killed his mother at the age of fourteen, fled in fear of crime, afraid of revealing his whereabouts, and often killed the people who took him in..."
The fat ghost couldn't help laughing now: "What the hell are you pretending to be wronged! What a good bird you are! I will not kill my mother even if I am devastated!"
The skinny ghost sneered: "We can't tell the difference. When the time comes, we might have to walk through the eighteenth floor of hell together!"
Si Nanxing was lying in a chair to join in the fun, and nodded: "No wonder they are so good that they are all stuck together. They really share the same taste."
Chui Fangjian looked disgusted: "This kind of bastard, just go straight down with the sword, and it will be wiped out!"
"Conviction is Wu Shanjun's business, and execution is the business of Emperor Suijun." Zhu Youjun seemed indifferent, "I am only responsible for sending them down, before that..."
Receiving his sight, Sha Ya immediately ran over with the token in his hand: "Let them consume one in our underworld cafeteria first!"
The fox was not convinced: "Does the consumption of this kind of thing have to increase the price? The little boss made it so hard that I couldn't bear to give them a bite. I watched the dishes cooked with my own eyes!"
Chui Fang sneered: "You speak like you watched a child grow up with your own eyes."
"It's almost the same!" Li Miao opened her eyes and said nonsense, "Anyway, they are full of love!"
The fat ghost licked his lips: "Can I have a meal before going down to eat? Is there such a good thing?"
The thin ghost moaned and raised his head, his greedy eyes fell on their table: "I can smell the fragrance..."
The servant next to him muttered dissatisfiedly: "Give them this, it's a waste of food."
Zhu Youjun frowned: "Wait a minute, I will let Wu Shanjun make a decision."
He took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the set meal on the table. Si Nanxing leaned over and pointed: "You can't do this, the steam is all over the camera. I'll take a picture. I'll take a picture and send it to you!"
Zhu Youjun watched his movements honestly, Si Nanxing tapped the screen with his slender knuckles, picked out a bright filter, took a photo to avoid the steam and sent it to him: "Look, this is much better ?”
Zhu Youjun followed suit and nodded.
Li Miao came over to look curiously, and immediately rolled up her sleeves: "Little boss, you are not professional enough, let me take a picture for you! Let me tell you that the light angle of the photo is very important. It looks good at first glance, but every detail is distorted when you look closely! You can’t see it like this, let’s directly adjust the data of the picture..."
Si Nanxing said "Mmmm" perfunctorily, and moved his gaze to Mr. Zhuyou.
Sha Ya sighed: "Stop nagging, have some fun, fox, Mr. Zhuyou has already sent pictures of the little boss."
Mr. Zhuyou has already sent the photos of the food, and before he finished typing, Mr. Wu Shan has already replied: "Hello?"
"Is it myself?"
"Mr. Zhuyou, you won't be hacked, right? It's too wicked, which bastard did it, and will go down to the eighteenth floor after death!"
Zhu Youjun had no choice but to reply first: "It's me."
"Catched two ghosts, their merits and demerits in life... that's about it, what can such a sinner eat with one merit in the cafeteria of the underworld?"
Wu Shanjun sent an ellipsis.
"So you didn't come to work today, but you went out to eat and drink spicy food, and you specially took pictures for me?"
"You lack the great virtue, Lord Zhuyou!"
"Doesn't your conscience hurt?"
"Oh I forgot you're a tree and you don't have a heart."
"Is the canteen still open? I skipped work."
Messages from the other side popped up one after another, and Mr. Zhuyou finally found the opportunity to answer: "It's still open."
Just as the news was sent out in circles, a gate to the void opened in front of Si Nanxing's eyes. A petite black-haired girl in a black robe with the symbol of the underworld floated out, Shi Shiran took a deep breath and sniffed: "Okay Xiang, as expected, I still have more appetite looking at the real food, come on, if you have anything to eat, give me a portion!"
Sha Ya immediately floated back to the warming table, arranged a set meal for Wu Shanjun, and brought it to her graciously: "Here, come, a set meal!"
Zhu Youjun showed his token and reminded her: "Pay."
"You're still worried that I won't repay the bill." Wu Shanjun rolled his eyes, but pressed his hand obediently.
Zhu Youjun pointed to the two wicked ghosts on the ground, one fat and one thin: "These two..."
Wu Shanjun laughed: "It's not easy, let them pay the bill first."
The token floated in front of them, and the two dishonest things rolled their eyes. They didn't dare to do anything in front of so many evil things, so they could only raise their fingers and press it down.
There was no white light on the token, but a rare red light, and Mr. Wu Shan laughed out loudly: "Good guy, there is really no merit left, and you are so wicked! It's okay, you two have too much debt, don't you?" Sorrow, there are too many lice and it doesn't itch, anyway, I have to suffer first, and I don't know if it will be the year of the monkey in the next life, so don't worry."
She smiled and picked up her three-cup chicken, and said to them with a sweet smile, "Ah—"
The two ghosts were dizzy and followed her by accident: "Ah—"
With a flick of Wu Shanjun's wrist, a piece of garlic fell into the fat ghost's mouth, and with another shake, a piece of ginger fell into the thin ghost's mouth, and she turned around calmly: "Okay, that's what they deserve, see What do you think? This is what I saved between my teeth."
She rolled her eyes, picked up the chicken nugget and put it in her mouth, her expression changed immediately, "I regret it."
"Both of them don't deserve to eat ginger and garlic, they should eat northwest wind."
Wu Shanjun was a straightforward person, and he was full of praise for Si Nanxing's cooking. While putting the food in his mouth, he kept saying, "I'll just say, who is so capable, even the soul of Zhu Youjun Being able to hook it away, it turns out that there is such a superb skill!"
"I suggest that in the future, all the guests from the fairy and dragon tribes will come to you, casually showing the peerless delicious food we have, and starving them to death!"
Lord Zhuyou couldn't take it anymore: "Eat without talking."
"That makes sense." Wu Shanjun nodded, and then smiled provocatively, "But I won't listen, let's have another one!"
There was a rush of ringtones, and Wu Shanjun gave a "tsk", she was busy eating at the moment, and couldn't move her hand at all, so she managed to pinch two fingers, and the phone automatically floated and floated next to her ear : "Hey, what are you doing? I only left for 3 minutes, so hurry up, hurry up and reincarnate?"
"It's really rushing to reincarnate." The person over there replied kindly, "My lord, once you leave, who can stop the sins of these evil spirits? They are all crowded here!"
Wu Shanjun said impatiently: "What kind of a ghost can you let me pass by? It's so annoying, I can't stop it, and pull it all to the eighteenth floor!"
The other side panicked: "No way, my lord!"
Coupled with the wailing of ghosts in the background sound, it has the atmosphere of eighteen layers of hell.
Zhu Youjun raised his hand, Wu Shanjun was eating with both hands, he directly raised one foot: "Why, you want to fight with me? Don't think I can't beat you!"
Zhu Youjun was indifferent: "You can fight?"
"I can't beat it!" Wu Shanjun said confidently, "but I will cry and make trouble, and I will go on strike! If you dare to hit me, I will lie down in front of the boss's house and roll around. When the boss gets annoyed, you will have no good fruit to eat." Aww!"
Lord Zhuyou: "..."
Seeing Mr. Zhuyou clenched his fists, Si Nanxing was afraid that there would be a brawl in the underworld in his small courtyard, so he rushed to hold his hand, and said with a smile, "We will soon develop a takeaway service here, so there is no need for Mr. Wu Shan to raise his head." Ban can also eat!"
The author has something to say: Wu Shanjun: Some people are super brave on the surface, but they have already dialed the emergency number of their boss under the table.
谢谢大家的喜欢=3=晚点给大家加一更,大概在凌晨,不要等了,明天起来看吧啵啵啵感谢在2021-01-3020:11:51~2021-01-3122:56:55期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: a, Qin Lang 1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:小星星40瓶;饺子的祝福20瓶;茶荼子19瓶;dys特派员10瓶;涟雪8瓶;长安无荣华、清风、慧5瓶;胖子、行走玛雅3瓶;我就是那个朋友、海棠文花、嘉羹1瓶;非常感谢大家对我的支持,我会继续努力的!
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