I open the underworld canteen to continue my life

There was a sword cry in mid-air, and Hang Fang stood in the air, shrugging at them: "I tried to go up, but I couldn't fly out."

"Ordinary illusion casters, if they don't have enough mana, can get out as long as they break through the edge of the illusion. From this point of view, this thing is quite powerful."

He snorted disdainfully, "If you want to deal with us, it's only natural to take out something of this level."

"Brother Chufang—"

"Li Miao—"

"Meow meow--"

"Master—"

Zhang Airi's voice came from afar, and she shouted all the way, "This is an illusion, don't believe it, don't be afraid!"

Si Nanxing breathed a sigh of relief, and shouted to her, "Little Lizi, here! Everyone is here!"

"Little Boss!" Zhang Airi identified the direction, and she fell here with a pear blossom fragrance, her eyes revealing joy, "Zhuyou Jun, you are back!"

Zhu Youjun frowned slightly: "You just called 'Daoist' just now..."

"Ah!" Zhang Airi became nervous again, "Today, the celestial chief came and said that he made a divination, and it's time for you two to come back."

"But not long after he came, that moth also appeared!"

"He seemed to be saying something..."

Li Miao took over the conversation: "I'll learn, I'll learn!"

"Hey, why haven't they come back yet? I've gathered all the actors here, and the show is about to start. Why haven't the audience arrived yet?"

"That can't be done. These two are distinguished guests. You have to wait until they arrive to watch together. You should enter first and wait for them."

He held Huici's usual tone, and the expression on his fox face was perfectly contrived.

Even at such a time, Si Nanxing couldn't help but bend the corners of his mouth, and sincerely praised: "It's a pity that your acting skills are not only in the entertainment industry."

"That can't be done." Li Miao sighed deeply, "The entertainment industry is so troublesome!"

"Do you know that actress Li Yiyi? That belongs to our Qingqiu Fox Clan! She has to be fined many times a year by the Mutual Aid Committee of the Three Realms! Because she doesn't follow the rules of the world to grow old honestly, but now everyone in the entertainment industry is not old! "

Seeing that he was about to take the topic somewhere, Si Nanxing quickly brought the conversation back to the right track: "Did anyone see that Taoist priest?"

"No." Chuifang rolled his eyes, "If I saw it, I would kill him with a sword here! Then pretend to be controlled by the illusion, then no Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee will be able to trouble me!"

Li Miao lowered her body on the branch and curled up into a ball: "Xiao Fang, you are so scary."

"You don't even think about how much trouble this thing has caused us!" Chui Fang became annoyed when he thought of this, "I wonder if he knew that the moth followed behind him and brought him here on purpose Already!"

"This is called misfortune diverting from the east!"

"You put it that way..." Li Miao also narrowed her eyes, "I think he needs to be beaten."

Si Nanxing smiled and shook his head: "Find him first, let's find a..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Airi pointed behind everyone and shouted, "Ah! It's over there!"

Everyone turned their heads to look over in unison, and Chu Fang was even more straightforward, even raising his sword.

However, Tian Wen over there seemed a little strange, he stumbled out of the forest, as if someone was chasing him behind him.He also didn't wear the usual Taoist robes, but instead he was dressed as a Confucian scholar with a small bookcase on his back.

He ran away, staggered and fell to the ground, the grass behind him rustled, as if something was about to jump out of it.

Si Nanxing looked at Mr. Zhuyou in confusion: "Is he in an illusion?"

Before Zhu Youjun could speak, Chui Fang retorted first: "But we also saw a lot of hallucinations, but there was no change in our appearance."

Li Miao opened her mouth and wanted to say something, Chui Fang glanced at him, "It doesn't count if you change yourself."

"Oh." Li Miao retracted her paw again.

Zhu Youjun also nodded: "Look first."

"Since he said that it's a good start, he wants us to watch this, let's see what he wants to show us."

He broke off a small branch from his side and threw it towards Tianwen, but the branch seemed to hit a transparent wall, and landed on the spot with a "click".

Chui Fang raised his hand and knocked, and sure enough there was a transparent wall not far in front of him, it seemed that Hui Ci didn't want their "audience" to affect the "actors" on the stage.

Chu Fang pulled out his sword in disbelief, a flash of sword light flashed, and crashed into the transparent wall. The wall shook slightly, but it did not shatter.

Chu Fang wanted to try again, but Si Nanxing stopped him: "Here we come."

The thing chasing after Tian Wen jumped out of the forest - it was actually a rabbit, or a snow-white rabbit with a very magical appearance and a bit of fairy air.

Si Nanxing couldn't help touching his nose: "Is he allergic to hair?"

Otherwise, facing such a small animal, it wouldn't be so miserable while wailing and running.

The rabbit uttered human words, and the voice was beautiful and pleasant: "Little scholar, why do you run so fast?"

"Monster! Ah! Monster!" Tian Wen yelled in panic, he really looked like a frightened dull little scholar, not at all like Xuan'an Guan's legendary uncle.

Li Miao couldn't help guessing: "This isn't me, is it? Is it an illusion created by that moth?"

"The phantom related to the Taoist priest..." Zhang Airi said worriedly, "It should be related to the phoenix, right? He wants us to see it too? I don't know where the Taoist priest is now... "

Si Nanxing looked curiously at Tian Wen, who was lying on the ground, swinging his legs wildly and retreating in fear.

The rabbit seemed to think he was very interesting, and approached him a little bit: "Little scholar, why are you so afraid? Although I am a monster, I will not harm you. I am dedicated to cultivating good ways and forming good relationships."

"Or, you scholars, you prefer such monsters?"

She transformed into a beautiful girl with a round fan in her hand and clothes hanging loosely on her body. When she took a wobbly step, another piece of clothes hung on the floor.

"Ah!" Zhang Airi covered her eyes shyly.

Tianwen in the field had exactly the same reaction as hers.

Si Nanxing wasn't sure if he should laugh at this time.

"Don't come here! Don't come here!" Tian Wen acted like a good woman being molested, closing her eyes and waving her hands indiscriminately, "I, I won't be fooled, I just saw that you are eating people!"

"You read it wrong—" the girl in the form of a rabbit laughed coquettishly, "I'm wronged, how can I eat people, little scholar, look at me?"

Seeing that his clothes were taking off less and less, Li Miao muttered: "What do you mean? Bring us together to watch pornographic movies? He is not afraid of being arrested by the Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee, anti-pornography campaign!"

Zhu Youjun showed his face clearly: "This is a black beast."

Seeing that Si Nanxing was a little confused, he continued to explain, "A kind of monster that likes to deceive people. The meat tastes delicious, but after eating it, it can't tell the truth."

Si Nanxing smacked his lips, the side effects of this ingredient are quite serious.

In short, the scholar Tianwen in the picture is in danger in every sense. Seeing that the nails of the evil beast were about to fall on his face, a ball of flames suddenly exploded from the sky. In the flames, the shape of a beast appeared on the originally beautiful face, showing a fierce look.

"who is it!"

"Hmph." There was a soft hum from mid-air, and the bright girl in red with a flame in her hand sneered, "I heard that there is a beautiful female monster on this mountain, so I came here to take a look, tsk , why does it look like this?"

"But so."

"Phoenix Divine Fire." The black beast showed fear, rolled its eyes, restrained its ferocious expression, and laughed again, "Look at what the girl said, a small country beast like me is naturally not as good as my sister's phoenix!" , how can I say otherwise, the emperor in this world always looks for a girl who looks like a phoenix?"

"I just looked at this little scholar's delicate skin and tender flesh. I think it tastes good. If the girl likes it, I will naturally give it to you..."

"Hmph." Fenghuang glanced at Tianwen disdainfully, "We, Fenghuang, are different from you. We don't cultivate by eating mortals."

"Let me teach you, eating mortals won't improve your cultivation much, but eating monsters with noble blood that are stronger than you is of great benefit to your cultivation, such as a phoenix like me."

She tossed the flame in her hand up and down, and laughed fiercely and flamboyantly like a ball of fire, "Do you want to try it?"

The black beast didn't dare to lift its head, looked left and right, then suddenly turned around and ran away.

"You idiot with no guts, where can you run away!" The phoenix was about to chase after him in high spirits, but the frightened Tianwen actually passed out when he saw that he was out of danger.

Fenghuang paused, and frowned helplessly: "Tsk, what a troublesome mortal, I haven't seen her touch you yet?"

She hesitated and looked in the direction of the beast's escape, and finally moved her fingers as if resigned to her fate, lifted Tianwen Fukong, and walked down the mountain with her.

Si Nanxing stroked his chin and looked: "This is Huang Yan and Tian Wen, isn't it, the first time I met Jiang Lanchen? It looks like the beginning of a love story."

The subsequent development was similar to everyone's guess. Jiang Lanchen thanked her for saving her, and praised her for being a good girl who is anxious and righteous. As soon as Goddess Phoenix was happy, she took him down the mountain and sent him to rush for the exam.

After going back and forth, there was a little spark of love along the way.

Li Miao and Zhang Airi watched the love story with relish, and even shed tears for them several times, while Chui Fang was already sitting on the tree trunk, dozing off bit by bit, and couldn't help complaining: "They Isn't this good show fast forward?"

Watching them live a tender and sweet life, Jiang Lanchen passed the exam, was assigned to be a small official, and then married Huang Yan.

It's just that my old mother is not very satisfied with this daughter-in-law of unknown origin. Seeing that she is about to develop in the direction of the family's short-lived family, Si Nanxing couldn't help stretching: "If this is a TV series, just this story, At least twenty episodes can be played."

He stretched his neck, "Although it didn't seem long since we came in, I always feel tired from watching TV all night."

"What exactly does he want us to see?" Chui Fang was puzzled, "Shouldn't this thing be shown to the Emperor of Heaven? What use can it be for us to see."

"And it's all expired dog food." Li Miao always felt that it was not very enjoyable to watch, he rubbed his chin, "Everyone knows that they BE in the end, I always only watch happy and happy endings."

"The things you want us to see should be in the back." Zhu Youjun raised his eyes, "It should be the part where Tian Wen Du Jie is."

He frowned slightly, "It's just why we started from such a long distance."

"Mr. Zhuyou can't even figure it out, and we can't even figure it out." Li Miao took the opportunity to flatter her, then turned her head and asked Si Nanxing, "What does the little boss think?"

"Hmm..." Sinan Xing rubbed his chin seriously, "I don't know."

Li Miao was about to be speechless when Si Nanxing laughed again, "But it's such a delay, and I don't know if the guy in the middle is really the boss, maybe they took him away quietly while we were trapped here. gone."

"Then there is revenge for revenge, and revenge for hatred. After they clean up the sky, they will come to us again. They want to take out my heart and Lord Zhuyou's little wooden branch."

Chu Fang raised his eyebrows: "In this way, is it for defeating each one?"

"Are we going to follow their wishes?"

Si Nanxing propped his chin: "Can't you go out?"

"Actually, this drama is not bad, I can make do with it, but it's a pity I didn't prepare to bring me some melon seeds, hey."

Everyone gathered together and sighed sincerely for Guazi.

The author has something to say: this time I was forced to watch a movie, and I was given a bad review due to the lack of popcorn snacks. Yao Mozi's immersive movie theater fell on the road to making a fortune.

感谢在2021-03-1420:02:54~2021-03-1422:17:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: yy, 1 bottle in late summer;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!