After the big brother's paper man is reborn

Zhang Yang picked up Lu Xiao with his big hand, and breathed at him several times in succession. Seeing that Lu Xiao's brows and eyes were still frosty, he simply bit Lu Xiao's cherry blossom lips.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Unable to stop Feng Ling in time, he hurried in from outside the isolation ward. When he looked up and saw this scene, he gasped suddenly. "Director Zhang, you, you are..."

The subsequent words are automatically muted.

Lu Xiao, who had been stuck in the bottleneck since noon and couldn't break through, was suddenly sweating profusely, his plump cherry lips were caught in his mouth, and he couldn't make a pitiful cry.Sweat dripped down Lu Xiao's forehead, the snow-white shirt on his body was completely soaked with sweat, and the young man's collarbone was completely visible.

The air in the isolation ward gradually filled with a peculiar smell of sweat, mixed with the smell of oil secretion, which made people drowsy.

Feng Ling pinched his nose, and glanced at the ground where Lu Xiao was sitting cross-legged from the corner of his eyes, there was a big puddle of greasy stains on the ground.

It is a typical feature of foundation building to excrete the impurities in the body through the pores.Feng Ling has been in charge of the Immortal Cultivation Zongmen Baishi Mountain in the Linlang Realm of the Yuan World for more than a thousand years. He naturally recognizes it. Ki had called him to come and see at this moment.

His disciples all know that he likes to be clean, and they are afraid that he will find him dirty.

For more than a thousand years, Lu Xiao is still the No. 1 person who witnessed the establishment of the foundation by Feng Ling.

"Congratulations, Director Zhang," Feng Ling pinched his nose, thought for a while, and simply raised his hand to seal the Yingxiang acupoint.After losing his sense of smell, he immediately felt more at ease. "It's a coincidence. Lu Xiao has successfully established the foundation. If Director Zhang is really worried, he can take him away now."

Zhang Yang pressed the back of Lu Xiao's head with his big hand, rubbed those two cherry blossom lips repeatedly, and after a full 30 seconds, he turned his head and gave Feng Ling an impatient look.

Feng Ling was almost choked to death by his sideways eyes. "What do you mean?"

"Since Lu has built the foundation arrogantly," Zhang Yang cast a glance at Feng Ling, his tone customary. "In this world, can you guarantee that he will not die for 300 years?"

"Yo, but what you said, Director Zhang!" Feng Ling leaned against the door with his hands folded across his chest, with a mocking face on his face. "I don't care about life, old age, sickness and death! For example, if he goes crazy one day, he has to jump into the sea of ​​fire, or jump out of a skyscraper, yo! At that time, Director Zhang, you can't rely on me!"

"Tsk tsk, thank you for being an immortal!"

Zhang Yang picked up Lu Xiao by the waist, carried it on his shoulders, stood up, and sneered with his mouth crooked: "Don't pretend you don't know what I mean! If you want Qingfeng Nie to come back intact, don't play tricks with me! "

Feng Ling gritted his teeth tightly, his two straight eyebrows trembled, and after a while, he whispered: "When will Qingfeng come back?"

Zhang Yang stared strangely. "you guess?"

Because Feng Ling disliked Lu Xiao's stink, Zhang Yang's protection of the calf became a habit. Now that Feng Ling looked more and more unpleasant, he simply strode out with Lu Xiao on his shoulders.Lu Xiao was vaguely awake, and he heard Zhang Yang arguing with others, and the subwoofer buzzed with anger.

"Fatty," Lu Xiao said in a hoarse voice as he was carried on Zhang Yang's shoulders, feeling a bit uncomfortable, "You put me down first."

Zhang Yang glanced down at him. "It's not safe here. After you get out, I will take you back to the hotel."

"Don't leave!" Feng Ling blocked the door with his long arm, and blocked the door with a sneer: "If you don't speak clearly, no one is allowed to leave here tonight!"

Click!

Click click!

Several spotlights flashed.

Zhang Yang and Feng Ling pointed their heads sharply at the same time and looked outside the isolation ward door.

"Who did you let in?" Zhang Yang said angrily.

"I didn't let anyone go." Feng Ling's voice suddenly stopped, and he called out in a low voice. "not good!"

In the next ward, lay the boy who had died in an accident in Jibei City.It took Feng Ling a lot of thought to transport the body of the boy who had just died out of the morgue, and it happened to catch fire near the hospital.Such a coincidental arrangement, such a perfectly suitable corpse, was specially found by Feng Ling for Nie Qingfeng.

Finding, calculating, and arranging, step by step to get to today, condensed Feng Ling's countless ingenious thoughts, and wasted nearly a hundred years of his cultivation.

If these people who broke in from outside are interrupted... No, he won't allow it!

Feng Ling's face suddenly changed, and he suddenly raised his head and grabbed Zhang Yang's collar. "You put these reporters in on purpose, right?"

Zhang Yang waved him away with one hand, and said angrily, "I'm never stupid enough to ask for trouble!"

The spotlight flashed down like a torrential rain, and the flashes of the lights became more intense when the confrontation between Feng Ling and Zhang Yang was captured. Thirty or forty cameras were aimed at them to shoot almost at the same time.

"All right, all right, give in!" Zhang Yang carried Lu Xiao on his shoulders, and yelled out at the top of his voice. "Are you done yet?"

"Hey, Director Zhang, I'm really sorry for this!" A young man with a bright red band on his forehead jumped out of the door of the next ward, with a video camera on his shoulder, and he smiled so much that he showed his eight teeth. "We are journalists, so we have to eat, don't we?"

Zhang Yang narrowed his eyes. "B?"

That young man was the patrol leader B assigned by the main system to the original world codenamed "Jibei City". Right now, B stopped carrying a long stick and had a high-definition digital camera on his shoulder, smiling brightly at him.

"Oh, Director Zhang, where do we never meet again in life! It's such a coincidence that I bumped into you, Tonight's Hefeng Movie King..."

Patrolman B also has a disguised identity in this original world. He claims to be a certain TV reporter all the year round, but he also does private work.

"Heh," Zhang Yang smiled knowingly, with a cold smile. "So these reporters were all attracted by you?"

"Look, Director Zhang is just messing around! How can this be called Yin?" Patrolman B smiled brightly and innocently, turned his head, and said to the other reporters: "Director Zhang is angry!"

"Bah!" Zhang Yang took a step forward angrily.

According to Zhang Yang's temperament, he was about to snatch the long, short, and cannon of these reporters who didn't know their farts, and threw them on the ground to destroy all the instruments.

Feng Ling hurriedly stopped him, taking advantage of Zhang Yang's struggle to break free, he moved his mouth silently.

Zhang Yang glanced over impatiently out of the corner of his eyes, but what Feng Ling said was——be patient.

"I'm so patient!" Zhang Yang swears loudly, staring at the paper men in the original world, and sneered endlessly. "Either, you guys delete the footage yourself, or, just fuck off!"

The reporters looked at each other.

But before these entertainment reporters thought about how to deal with this unexpected situation, Zhang Yang had already taken out the silver-gray gun from his trouser pocket, and his pitch-black pupils instantly turned silver-gray.He counted down: "One!"

"Director Zhang," Patrolman B immediately changed his face when he saw the situation was not good, and raised his voice in surprise, "What are you trying to do?"

The silver-gray gun. The barrel looked no different from the guns used to kill people in this original world. The reporters panicked and shouted with pale faces:

"Director Zhang!"

"Director, we didn't break in on purpose!"

Zhang Yang ignored all these noises, carried Lu Xiao on his right shoulder, swiveled the silver-gray gun with his left hand, and counted down the time indifferently with his sharp lips. "two!"

"15-3!" Patrolman B finally realized that he was not joking, and pressed him with a pale face. "You know what you're doing now?"

"I'm not doing you anyway." Zhang Yang spat out a few words through his teeth, indifferent to the point of being heartless. "I counted to three, if you don't delete the shot just now, don't blame my gun...it doesn't have eyes!"

Jingling and clanging.

Ouch.

A group of reporters in the entertainment industry who were on the move thought they had caught a big news tonight, and they were preparing a draft, with the title already thought out.What kind of director has a private meeting with a beautiful man late at night, a double actor is jealous of others, and a mysterious handsome man triggers a late-night fight... Now it’s all right, I can’t use any of them.Maybe you have to put your life in it!

"Director Zhang! Don't be angry, Director Zhang. If you have something to say, speak up!" An old reporter in his 30s took the lead in raising the white flag, nodded and bowed to Zhang Yang, and threw the camera on his shoulder with a snap.

In order to prevent Zhang Yang from venting his anger, the old reporter dropped the camera and kicked the camera towards Zhang Yang. "We deleted it, I'm afraid you won't believe it, Director Zhang! Look at it for yourself, Director Zhang. If there is anything you shouldn't keep, delete it yourself."

With the first one at the beginning, it will be much easier later.Crackling, almost all reporters followed suit and kicked the eating guy on their shoulders to Zhang Yang.

Probably because they were afraid that it would not be enough to dispel Zhang Yang's anger, the reporters all retreated one after another, trying to apologize with their last breath. "Director Zhang, you can do whatever you want! We are ignorant."

Zhang Yang raised his eyelids and sneered from his nostrils. "roll!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

"Let's all go."

"Director Zhang, don't be angry!"

Twenty or thirty entertainment reporters seemed to have their feet oiled. After leaving the isolation ward facing Zhang Yang, they all let go of their feet and ran for their lives without daring to look back.

Five minutes later, only the "reporter" turned into by Patrolman B was left at the door of the ward, holding the camera stubbornly and staring angrily.

"Oh, you're still not leaving?" Zhang Yang dropped the silver-gray gun with his left hand and said lazily, "What's the matter, do you still have to give me a ride?"

"Zhang Yang! 15-3!" Patrolman B gritted his teeth, his hatred almost broke through his skin, and rushed towards Zhang Yang hotly.

Zhang Yang didn't pay much attention to patrollers of this strength.He put the gun to his lips, and puffed into the mouth of the gun. "Unconvinced?"

Zhang Yang grinned, smiling particularly viciously. "I know you are not convinced."

"Huh! Of course!" Patrolman B tied a bright red ribbon on his forehead and carried a camera on his shoulder, and replied arrogantly: "It is clear that you broke the rules once or twice! As a patroller, of course I have to... ..."

"What's the matter?" Zhang Yang interrupted him impatiently. "Go back and find a helper if you have the ability. Don't be stupid, don't stand in front of me like a wooden stake!"

"...You!" Patrolman B was young after all, and was almost suffocated by Zhang Yang on the spot.

"Go away, where did you come from, where are you going back!" Zhang Yang weighed Lu Xiao on his shoulder again. "I'm still in a hurry to go back and have fun with my boyfriend, it's indescribable!"

This is simply too shameless!Extremely shameless!

A person with a high EQ like Patrolman B was so angry that his small chest heaved violently at this moment.

Lu Xiao, who had been carried on Zhang Yang's shoulders all this time, witnessed the whole process, his cherry blossom lips could not help but hook upwards, thinking, he is so handsome!Fatty is really invincible when he acts handsome.

Just now, he was so handsome that he released the military power with a glass of wine.

Lu Xiao couldn't help wrapping his arms around Zhang Yang's big head, and kissed Zhang Yang, his peach eyes sparkling with a smile. "Fatty!"

"Huh?" Zhang Yang squinted at him.

"You are so handsome!" Lu Xiao paused, and then added. "Fatty, you just looked like God!"