In the name of Meng Po, the poor ghost and Qing Niutou escaped, but even though Chang'e didn't pursue the case, Xiao Baiyan was still not very happy.
He is not such a stingy person, but the way of the poor ghost and Qing Niutou makes him very uncomfortable. Taking without asking is to steal. This is what his grandfather often taught him. The poor ghost eats carrots secretly, and Qing Niutou secretly hides carrots ... They could have told him in advance.
These helpers in Mingdi seem to have some minor problems, Xiao Baiyan is inexplicably distressed, and misses the starved ghost who went to reincarnate more and more.
"This kind of unruly employees will be fired in our group, and maybe they will be blocked by the whole industry," Chen Ye suggested, "You should set rules for them, at least there is an employee code, and there is Corresponding reward and punishment measures can better motivate them.”
There are bullet screens floating in the live broadcast room:
"I heard that the top prize draw for the Nakano Group's annual meeting is a red Ferrari, or at least a high-end office laptop..."
"Ferrari? I'm dead, Nakano's father is his father!"
"I heard Ferrari ended up drawing an executive..."
Chen Ye did not deny this: "No matter how expensive a Ferrari is, it is only one car, but a good employee is more than one car...Of course, I am referring to those management and technical levels who are of high value to the company, ordinary employees Joining and leaving are too frequent, and there is no guarantee for the company.”
Seeing the barrage sent by the boss, Gao Tezhu next to him had a complicated expression on his face. He couldn't help but look at Chen Ye, and asked in a low voice, "What about me, the chairman?" He remembered that he personally arranged the operation of Ferrari last year. .
Chen Ye glanced at him casually, and sent him to pour coffee: "You can deal with the documents that need to be signed, I'm on vacation today."
Special Assistant Gao: "..."
Xiao Baiyan thought carefully about Chen Ye's proposal, and finally set three rules for the special seats:
1. No eating or stealing
2. Don't be lazy
3. No bribery
A white light descended from the sky, shrouded the poor ghost and Qing Niutou, and a law had already been formed in the dark.
A lot of carrots fell from Qing Niutou's body, and Xiao Baiyan's face was tense in anger. Even if Granny Meng is a good friend of grandpa, she can't beg for carrots like this, it's too rude!
The two ghosts continued to work diligently and did not dare to be lazy at all. Whenever their behavior exceeded the rules, white light would sweep over them, as if it could easily arouse the fear deep in the soul.
Xiao Baiyan breathed a sigh of relief, but heard everyone discussing system upgrades again. They had a special curiosity about the unknown Mingdi, and they had a bit of awe and disdain at the same time... The ghost quality of Mingdi is not good. How about it, it's just too embarrassing!
"Have you discussed with the system? What are the conditions for the upgrade?" Li Su asked, "It has been a while since the last upgrade. Everyone is looking forward to more seats and wants to share with friends from Mingdi." Let's talk."
"But..." Bai Yan couldn't help but get entangled. He remembered that the system seemed to be repairing some kind of wall, and he said very pitifully that he couldn't upgrade anymore. The system was also his friend, so he couldn't ignore the system's thoughts.
"Does it not agree?" Li Su frowned slightly, but he was a little confused about what the system wanted to do. Generally speaking, it is a good choice for both of us to upgrade the live broadcast room if the conditions are met. The system was upgraded in a hurry before, but now But he was timid and had to make him start thinking more.
"It doesn't matter if you don't agree," Li Su smiled and comforted, "But you must be careful and protect yourself."
Xiao Baiyan nodded earnestly in response, and said obediently, "I'll talk to the system about it."
[Little liar, do you believe him or me?He is sowing discord!Can he see you without me?snort!I'm so angry! 】【I want compensation...】
"How can I upgrade?" Xiao Baiyan held his chin, his small face inexplicably showing a bit of melancholy, "All the immortals really want to go to the human world... But grandpa said, it will be difficult, so don't agree easily. "
[Upgrading is also possible, overtime pay!Is it free to write more codes in this system?No money for overtime work?This system is not a free social animal! 】【Give money! ! ! 】
"..."
In the world, the appearance of Lingyu Fan has attracted a lot of attention.
A lucky man who just got the Lingyu fan turned on the live broadcast with a smile on his face.
"Hi everyone, welcome to my live broadcast room. Today I will show you a fishing law enforcement to eliminate harm for the people!" Mu Ran said happily, "To tell you the truth, I was lucky enough to snatch a spirit feather fan. Only the priceless Lingyu fan will start my live broadcast..."
"Is the host serious? Your spiritual feather fan looks pretty good, who knows if it's real or not? Is it fake? Is there a number?" someone questioned.
Mu Ran raised his eyebrows, and said indifferently: "Of course it's true, the pirated version hasn't come out yet, right? And the most important thing is not to pay attention to my live broadcast? The Lingyu fan is just my addition, everyone will watch it later How can I speak for justice!"
"Come here, here is the most chaotic market in City A. Every month, dozens of large and small cases occur. ? Let’s brush up the presents!”
Few people in the live broadcast room paid attention to what the anchor wanted to do. Most of their eyes were focused on the Lingyu fan, asking constantly: "Anchor, do you want to transfer the fan? I will pay a high price!"
"Don't turn, don't turn." At this moment, Muran stopped and looked straight at the sneaky thin man not far away. He was about to reach for the woman's backpack on the ground, and Mu Ran snorted coldly. , full of momentum.
"Today I will perform a one-handed catching thief for everyone! Collect your gifts quickly!"
"Little thief, where are you running!" Mu Ran rushed up and grabbed the man's arm firmly. Unexpectedly, the man restrained him with a backhand, and the phone fell to the ground. Mu Ran was even more embarrassed. There is no way to fight back.
He couldn't believe it... This was completely different from what he had imagined!
"No, it shouldn't be like this..." What was more disastrous than being brave is that his spirit feather fan didn't work?He fell for it?
This is impossible! ! !
"What are you doing? It's reasonable to touch me in broad daylight?" The thin man frowned and shouted, and Mu Ran retorted loudly: "Liar! You are obviously a thief. I saw you steal that young lady's thing!"
The corner of the man's mouth twitched, he let go angrily, and said angrily, "I'm her boyfriend, what are you?!"
"Boyfriends can't either..." Mu Ran was taken aback, swallowing nervously, "No...not stealing... no, sorry, I didn't mean it, I thought... I'm sorry, brother, I sorry……"
Mu Ran apologized one after another, and the live broadcast room burst into laughter: "Anchor anchor, is your spirit feather fan fake? Is it fake? You were beaten just now!"
"It's not... so miserable, anchor, don't lie, the Lingyu fan is not the broken fan in your hand, haven't you seen the previous video? The young lady shreds the wild boar without breathing, but in fact she even bottled it. You can't even screw the lid on."
"Of course it's true!" Mu Ran said unwillingly, "It was a misunderstanding just now, if I try again, I won't believe it..."
Mu Ran wandered around for a long time, but the market was very calm, and the audience in the live broadcast room had almost left. It would be wrong for them to do something with this time, instead of watching an idiot pretend to be crazy!
"The spirit feather fan in my hand is real! And the gold ring on my hand, the big gold chain on my neck...these are all real!" Mu Ran was a little discouraged and couldn't believe it, "Why so? No one dares to grab it?"
"The poisonous identification of the anchor is completed, everyone should leave..."
At this moment, an ashtray fell from the sky and hit Mu Ran's head straight. There was a scream in the live broadcast room, and before he even had time to remind him, he saw that ashtray bounced up again when it fell on the top of Mu Ran's head. Rolled to the ground intact.
"I'm going!!! Niubi! I was shocked on the spot!"
"I was also stunned, is this the power of the spirit feather fan?"
"It's better not to be brave enough to do fishing and enforce the law. This thing is here to save lives. Anyone who uses it as a weapon is a fool..."
"You're an idiot!" Mu Ran was so angry that he turned Bai Yan over, turned off the live broadcast with a bang, and cursed aggressively while holding an ashtray, "God damn it, who threw the ashtray! Stand up for me!" !"
"I didn't hit anyone and make a noise..."
"Who said no..."
This farce-like live broadcast ended quickly, and there is no shortage of such farces continuing to be staged in various places in City A. After all, no matter how you just got the Lingyu Fan, you have to show it off. no danger.
Jiuchongtian has no way of knowing all the hustle and bustle in the world. Xiao Baiyan and the two ghosts are slowly counting the carrots after harvesting them.
Every time a hundred pieces were counted, Xiao Baiyan would pile them aside and pay the bill in batches. This was a new method taught to him by Brother Xingxiu. Although there were still some weird multiplication formulas, his little brain was still I don't want to remember it for the time being, it's not difficult at all.
"A total of 750 carrots..." Xiao Baiyan reported the number, and soon got the answer from Lin Xiaosen, "Sister Chang'e, I want to give you 150 spirit stones, right?"
Chang'e smiled and nodded in response: "Yes, your arithmetic is getting better and better, did your grandpa teach you?"
"Yes... a friend in the world helped me calculate." Xiao Baiyan was inexplicably guilty, and then immediately puffed out his chest and promised, "But I will learn it soon, just learn arithmetic!"
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing out loud. It took him a long time to teach him the first few simple calculations, and when it comes to multiplication and division later on, I'm afraid it will be more difficult for the little guy to learn.
... They were inexplicably looking forward to what kind of scene it would be.
"Little Baiyan, I knew you were here..." Tianji Xingjun walked quickly, glanced at the carrots and spirit stones on the ground, his eyes widened instantly, "This is, the spirit of the world. stone?!"
"Good guy! When did the spirit stone appear again in the world?"
"No, no, little Baiyan, you score points for me!"
"..."
Little Baiyan was distracted, and immediately stood in front of him, and said angrily, "No! These are the spirit stones that Sister Chang'e bought with carrots, so I can't share them with you!"
"This...in exchange?" Tianji Xingjun raised his brows slightly, and his eyes glanced at Chang'e's beautiful and cold face, feeling somewhat disbelieving in his heart.
That's Immortal Chang'e, an immortal Chang'e who doesn't eat fireworks in the world, he would not be surprised if any immortal in Jiuchongtian would do such a thing, but how could Immortal Chang'e sell the carrot because of the spirit stone?impossible!
"What are you doing here?" Chang'e frowned slightly, a trace of anger flashed across her beautiful eyes.
Her Guanghan Palace was rarely visited by gods, and except for a few acquaintances, other gods did not need to be on guard, so she never expected to reveal that Xiao Baiyan had a human spirit stone on him at this time.
Although Tianji Xingjun has been famous for a long time, she has always been close to her, and she can't even talk to her on weekdays. Now she hastily visited and exposed the spiritual stone in the world, which really made her ashamed.
"Chang'e Immortal... You are wrong. Since there are spirit stones in the world that can be earned, why do you hide them from everyone?" Tianji Xingjun plausibly said that he looked at Chang'e without the usual awe, "Our Nine Heavens Immortals should work together to build a great cause, how can you deceive like this?"
Chang'e smiled lightly: "Aren't you going to lie to me as hard as you are? Isn't the lesson from last time not enough? Tianji Xingjun, your Big Dipper Palace is just like this, why come and reason with me!"
Tianji Xingjun was embarrassed, he wanted to borrow a car from Xiao Baiyan, who knew he would break such a big news, if he could get the spirit stone from the human world, does that mean that the time for them to return to the human world is coming soon?
"Xiao Baiyan, I also want to get some spiritual stones in the world, isn't it just carrots, I can also grow them, and I can also make wine. Who knows the good wine of our Beidou Palace in Jiuchongtian?" Ji Xingjun couldn't wait, "How many spiritual stones in the world do you have, give them to me."
"But Tianji Xingjun, I don't drink." Xiao Baiyan declined, seeing that Tianji Xingjun was very disappointed, he thought for a while, "But I can ask my friends in the world for you, if they want, they can I will give you Lingshi in exchange."
Tianji Xingjun's eyes lit up, and he immediately smiled and said: "How can the fine wine from our Beidou Palace not be sold? You can just mention it to them, there are not many immortal wines with a thousand spirit stones per jar."
A thousand spirit stones...?
Xiao Baiyan's eyes widened, and he hesitated: "Tianji Xingjun, isn't it a bit expensive? The Lingyu Fan of Emperor Dongli is only a hundred spirit stones, and a thousand spirit stones is too much."
"Emperor Dongli also knows?" Tianji Xingjun raised his eyebrows, thinking of the madman Dongli Emperor, he changed his words, "Then eighty spirit stones, I can't go past the emperor, but eighty spirit stones can only be obtained Xiaotan, otherwise it would be too bad."
The audience in the live broadcast room became interested one after another, but all the immortals who just opened their mouths are good things, such as the spirit feather fan of Emperor Dongli. Although the price is a bit expensive, the effect can be seen.
"Zai Zai, let him divide some of it out for everyone to taste. How can we divide it with only one pot? It's too little."
"That's right, no matter how much this fairy wine is, if you divide it up a few more, everyone can grab a little bit, otherwise it would be a pity if it was only given to one person."
"Divide into cups, how about ten spirit stones in a cup? Zaizai just give him [-] and keep the rest. This is called profit."
"Yes, Zai Zai, share a few more glasses..."
With the idea of increasing the chances of getting more shares, Xiao Baiyan divided the small jar of wine into ten shares, and each share was packed with a freshly unearthed juicy carrot, which was extremely affordable.
That is the legendary fairy wine!
Drinking one cup will make you feel ecstatic, and drinking two cups might lead you to ascend in place. How can this thing not be tempting?Therefore, as soon as Xiao Baiyan put Tianji Xingjun's wine on the shelf, ten glasses of fine wine were sold out in an instant.
Chen Ye was lucky enough to snatch a copy. He had a good experience before. He always had an inexplicable sense of anticipation for Jiuchongtian's products. He wished he could burn incense and take a bath before drinking. But right now, it's a bit strenuous to make such a fuss in the company.
"Chairman, this... smells so good!" Gao Tezhu couldn't help but leaned over and took a sip, his eyes were full of anticipation, Chen Ye snorted coldly, quickly put the cup away, and warned: "Go and see File! You don’t want your salary anymore?”
Special Assistant Gao: "..."
After driving away Gao Tezhu, Chen Ye took a breath of the fragrant air happily, and had the greatest expectation for this cup of fairy wine that he had finally obtained.
He took a sip carefully, the aroma was a bit weak, but the taste was not bad, not worse than many famous wines he had drunk, but... isn't this wine?What about the smell of wine?Why is it similar to mineral water with added ingredients?
He must have been drinking less.
Chen Ye raised his glass again, savoring the taste of Xianniang carefully. It was cool, a little fragrant, and there was a little bit of spicy alcohol, but only a little bit, and it was soon covered by the fragrance.
It's not as good as the Erguotou in the canteen.
Chen Ye was extremely disappointed. He thought that Jiuchongtian was full of good things. This kind of 'immortal wine' tasted no different from water except that its aroma could be used to fool people.
"Cub, his wine is worthless, don't take it, it's a loss-making business, it's purely for cutting leeks and paying IQ tax," Chen Ye said coolly, "I never thought that one day, I, Chen Ye, would be charged IQ tax too. What a shame!"
"Boss Chen tasted it? I smell so good that I don't even want to drink it. I'll try it too."
"It's not as good as the fruit wine that girls drink. It smells good, but it doesn't look like wine at all..."
"It really doesn't look like wine, the alcohol content is too low..."
Several audience members who tasted it didn't respond very well. Xiao Baiyan scratched his head and explained to Tianji Xingjun tactfully: "Tianji Xingjun, I'm afraid this kind of wine is not good, and my friends don't like it very much."
"Don't like it?" Tianji Xingjun couldn't believe it, "How is it possible? This is a good wine from our Beidou Palace, and it is very popular. They must be ignorant."
"Who doesn't know the goods? Let alone Moutai, even Erguotou tastes better than this wine. This alcohol concentration can only fool the little girl. What kind of wine is there... It's ridiculous." Chen Ye said unceremoniously. commented.
Tianji Xingjun trembled with anger: "Impossible! A group of ignorant ordinary people! I am a fairy!"
"It's cool and white! White water! Every girl can drink something!"
"I don't know what to do! Idiot!"
"..."
Tianji Xingjun took out another jar of wine indignantly, and said in pain: "Ordinary people who don't know anything! Xiao Baiyan, let them taste this again, and they will be convinced! This is one of our six Xingjuns. The joint brewing of fairies can be called the best wine in Jiuchongtian!"
Seeing that Tianji Xingjun was full of confidence, Xiao Baiyan couldn't refuse, and honestly divided the wine into several portions, waiting for everyone to taste.
"What did they say?" Tianji Xingjun couldn't wait to ask, his dark eyes were filled with anxiety, before Xiao Baiyan could speak, Chang'e said first: "Could it be that you think that the best wine in the world is not as good as you?"
"That's natural! This is fairy wine. They have never drank such a good thing. I have never drank the things you treat in the world? How can those things be considered wine!" Tianji Xingjun commented unceremoniously .
A look of indifference flashed across Chang'e's eyes: "Tianji Xingjun thinks that he has never tasted other food in the world?"
"It's just cola milk tea, sour and sweet, how can there be good wine worth it?" Tianji Xingjun was quite proud. At this time, people in the live broadcast room complained about his so-called good wine, and his tone was almost full of contempt: " That's it?"
"If this is the number one wine in Jiuchongtian, where do we put the noble Moutai among our wines? Erguotou is not bad compared to him, okay? Isn't drinking wine just drinking the taste of wine in it? How does this thing seem to quench your thirst? of?"
"I'm still waiting for a drink to pass away... Hey, Zai Zai, don't be fooled again, how much have you been cheated?"
Xiao Baiyan couldn't tell the truth about the cheating evaluation, so he could only say more tactfully: "Tianji Xingjun, friends in the world don't need this kind of fine wine, and I'm not used to drinking it..."
"Impossible!" Tianji Xingjun's face was about to crack, "Do they have better wine than Xianniang?"
Xiao Baiyan hesitated again and again, and still handed over the wine that Chen Ye sent. Tianji Xingjun opened it with a sneer, suddenly smelled the fragrance of the wine, and hummed softly: "The fragrance is nothing more than that, how can it compare to mine? Good wine..."
"They say that Tianji Xingjun will know it once he tastes it," Xiao Baiyan weakly reminded, "Tianji Xingjun should be careful, don't get drunk."
Tianji Xingjun was furious immediately, had he ever passed out so easily?Even if it is this kind of fine wine, he still needs to drink more than a dozen altars to get drunk. How can the mere vulgar wine in the world be comparable to his fine wine!
This is provoking him!
In anger, Tianji Xingjun pulled out the plug, raised his head and drank it "gudong gudong".
The bottle of wine in the world has been reduced a lot by sending it to Jiuchongtian, but just pouring this small bottle, Tianji Xingjun shook his body on the spot, and his fair face was covered with a layer of red.
"Good... good wine!"
"Tianji Xingjun..." Xiaobaiyan's eyes showed worry, but Chang'e snorted softly, and said lightly: "He can't hold back his face, how can the dignified Xingjun be drunk by a few glasses of wine, inside and outside the Big Dipper Palace Although the gods outside are not good at drinking, they have been brewing wine for 10,000+ years, how can they get drunk every time?"
Sister Chang'e never lied to anyone, and she would never lie to him.
Xiao Baiyan looked suspiciously at Tianji Xingjun who was full of drunkenness. How did he hear that the gods in Beidou Palace are all massive, and they won't get drunk after drinking more than a dozen jars of fine wine?
"Heh..." Chang'e lazily explained, "It's the wine they brewed themselves. The gods in the Nine Heavens are not good at brewing wine. The dwarfs are tall and tall, and they claim to be famous for tens of thousands of years. It's hard to avoid taking it seriously."
Tianji Xingjun, who had been exposed, couldn't listen anymore, and looked straight at Xiao Baiyan: "What is the name of this immortal wine...?"
Xiao Baiyan said truthfully, "Erguotou."
I heard that it costs ten yuan a bottle in the small supermarket in the world, which is cheap.
The author has something to say: Erguotou, forever god!
He is not such a stingy person, but the way of the poor ghost and Qing Niutou makes him very uncomfortable. Taking without asking is to steal. This is what his grandfather often taught him. The poor ghost eats carrots secretly, and Qing Niutou secretly hides carrots ... They could have told him in advance.
These helpers in Mingdi seem to have some minor problems, Xiao Baiyan is inexplicably distressed, and misses the starved ghost who went to reincarnate more and more.
"This kind of unruly employees will be fired in our group, and maybe they will be blocked by the whole industry," Chen Ye suggested, "You should set rules for them, at least there is an employee code, and there is Corresponding reward and punishment measures can better motivate them.”
There are bullet screens floating in the live broadcast room:
"I heard that the top prize draw for the Nakano Group's annual meeting is a red Ferrari, or at least a high-end office laptop..."
"Ferrari? I'm dead, Nakano's father is his father!"
"I heard Ferrari ended up drawing an executive..."
Chen Ye did not deny this: "No matter how expensive a Ferrari is, it is only one car, but a good employee is more than one car...Of course, I am referring to those management and technical levels who are of high value to the company, ordinary employees Joining and leaving are too frequent, and there is no guarantee for the company.”
Seeing the barrage sent by the boss, Gao Tezhu next to him had a complicated expression on his face. He couldn't help but look at Chen Ye, and asked in a low voice, "What about me, the chairman?" He remembered that he personally arranged the operation of Ferrari last year. .
Chen Ye glanced at him casually, and sent him to pour coffee: "You can deal with the documents that need to be signed, I'm on vacation today."
Special Assistant Gao: "..."
Xiao Baiyan thought carefully about Chen Ye's proposal, and finally set three rules for the special seats:
1. No eating or stealing
2. Don't be lazy
3. No bribery
A white light descended from the sky, shrouded the poor ghost and Qing Niutou, and a law had already been formed in the dark.
A lot of carrots fell from Qing Niutou's body, and Xiao Baiyan's face was tense in anger. Even if Granny Meng is a good friend of grandpa, she can't beg for carrots like this, it's too rude!
The two ghosts continued to work diligently and did not dare to be lazy at all. Whenever their behavior exceeded the rules, white light would sweep over them, as if it could easily arouse the fear deep in the soul.
Xiao Baiyan breathed a sigh of relief, but heard everyone discussing system upgrades again. They had a special curiosity about the unknown Mingdi, and they had a bit of awe and disdain at the same time... The ghost quality of Mingdi is not good. How about it, it's just too embarrassing!
"Have you discussed with the system? What are the conditions for the upgrade?" Li Su asked, "It has been a while since the last upgrade. Everyone is looking forward to more seats and wants to share with friends from Mingdi." Let's talk."
"But..." Bai Yan couldn't help but get entangled. He remembered that the system seemed to be repairing some kind of wall, and he said very pitifully that he couldn't upgrade anymore. The system was also his friend, so he couldn't ignore the system's thoughts.
"Does it not agree?" Li Su frowned slightly, but he was a little confused about what the system wanted to do. Generally speaking, it is a good choice for both of us to upgrade the live broadcast room if the conditions are met. The system was upgraded in a hurry before, but now But he was timid and had to make him start thinking more.
"It doesn't matter if you don't agree," Li Su smiled and comforted, "But you must be careful and protect yourself."
Xiao Baiyan nodded earnestly in response, and said obediently, "I'll talk to the system about it."
[Little liar, do you believe him or me?He is sowing discord!Can he see you without me?snort!I'm so angry! 】【I want compensation...】
"How can I upgrade?" Xiao Baiyan held his chin, his small face inexplicably showing a bit of melancholy, "All the immortals really want to go to the human world... But grandpa said, it will be difficult, so don't agree easily. "
[Upgrading is also possible, overtime pay!Is it free to write more codes in this system?No money for overtime work?This system is not a free social animal! 】【Give money! ! ! 】
"..."
In the world, the appearance of Lingyu Fan has attracted a lot of attention.
A lucky man who just got the Lingyu fan turned on the live broadcast with a smile on his face.
"Hi everyone, welcome to my live broadcast room. Today I will show you a fishing law enforcement to eliminate harm for the people!" Mu Ran said happily, "To tell you the truth, I was lucky enough to snatch a spirit feather fan. Only the priceless Lingyu fan will start my live broadcast..."
"Is the host serious? Your spiritual feather fan looks pretty good, who knows if it's real or not? Is it fake? Is there a number?" someone questioned.
Mu Ran raised his eyebrows, and said indifferently: "Of course it's true, the pirated version hasn't come out yet, right? And the most important thing is not to pay attention to my live broadcast? The Lingyu fan is just my addition, everyone will watch it later How can I speak for justice!"
"Come here, here is the most chaotic market in City A. Every month, dozens of large and small cases occur. ? Let’s brush up the presents!”
Few people in the live broadcast room paid attention to what the anchor wanted to do. Most of their eyes were focused on the Lingyu fan, asking constantly: "Anchor, do you want to transfer the fan? I will pay a high price!"
"Don't turn, don't turn." At this moment, Muran stopped and looked straight at the sneaky thin man not far away. He was about to reach for the woman's backpack on the ground, and Mu Ran snorted coldly. , full of momentum.
"Today I will perform a one-handed catching thief for everyone! Collect your gifts quickly!"
"Little thief, where are you running!" Mu Ran rushed up and grabbed the man's arm firmly. Unexpectedly, the man restrained him with a backhand, and the phone fell to the ground. Mu Ran was even more embarrassed. There is no way to fight back.
He couldn't believe it... This was completely different from what he had imagined!
"No, it shouldn't be like this..." What was more disastrous than being brave is that his spirit feather fan didn't work?He fell for it?
This is impossible! ! !
"What are you doing? It's reasonable to touch me in broad daylight?" The thin man frowned and shouted, and Mu Ran retorted loudly: "Liar! You are obviously a thief. I saw you steal that young lady's thing!"
The corner of the man's mouth twitched, he let go angrily, and said angrily, "I'm her boyfriend, what are you?!"
"Boyfriends can't either..." Mu Ran was taken aback, swallowing nervously, "No...not stealing... no, sorry, I didn't mean it, I thought... I'm sorry, brother, I sorry……"
Mu Ran apologized one after another, and the live broadcast room burst into laughter: "Anchor anchor, is your spirit feather fan fake? Is it fake? You were beaten just now!"
"It's not... so miserable, anchor, don't lie, the Lingyu fan is not the broken fan in your hand, haven't you seen the previous video? The young lady shreds the wild boar without breathing, but in fact she even bottled it. You can't even screw the lid on."
"Of course it's true!" Mu Ran said unwillingly, "It was a misunderstanding just now, if I try again, I won't believe it..."
Mu Ran wandered around for a long time, but the market was very calm, and the audience in the live broadcast room had almost left. It would be wrong for them to do something with this time, instead of watching an idiot pretend to be crazy!
"The spirit feather fan in my hand is real! And the gold ring on my hand, the big gold chain on my neck...these are all real!" Mu Ran was a little discouraged and couldn't believe it, "Why so? No one dares to grab it?"
"The poisonous identification of the anchor is completed, everyone should leave..."
At this moment, an ashtray fell from the sky and hit Mu Ran's head straight. There was a scream in the live broadcast room, and before he even had time to remind him, he saw that ashtray bounced up again when it fell on the top of Mu Ran's head. Rolled to the ground intact.
"I'm going!!! Niubi! I was shocked on the spot!"
"I was also stunned, is this the power of the spirit feather fan?"
"It's better not to be brave enough to do fishing and enforce the law. This thing is here to save lives. Anyone who uses it as a weapon is a fool..."
"You're an idiot!" Mu Ran was so angry that he turned Bai Yan over, turned off the live broadcast with a bang, and cursed aggressively while holding an ashtray, "God damn it, who threw the ashtray! Stand up for me!" !"
"I didn't hit anyone and make a noise..."
"Who said no..."
This farce-like live broadcast ended quickly, and there is no shortage of such farces continuing to be staged in various places in City A. After all, no matter how you just got the Lingyu Fan, you have to show it off. no danger.
Jiuchongtian has no way of knowing all the hustle and bustle in the world. Xiao Baiyan and the two ghosts are slowly counting the carrots after harvesting them.
Every time a hundred pieces were counted, Xiao Baiyan would pile them aside and pay the bill in batches. This was a new method taught to him by Brother Xingxiu. Although there were still some weird multiplication formulas, his little brain was still I don't want to remember it for the time being, it's not difficult at all.
"A total of 750 carrots..." Xiao Baiyan reported the number, and soon got the answer from Lin Xiaosen, "Sister Chang'e, I want to give you 150 spirit stones, right?"
Chang'e smiled and nodded in response: "Yes, your arithmetic is getting better and better, did your grandpa teach you?"
"Yes... a friend in the world helped me calculate." Xiao Baiyan was inexplicably guilty, and then immediately puffed out his chest and promised, "But I will learn it soon, just learn arithmetic!"
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing out loud. It took him a long time to teach him the first few simple calculations, and when it comes to multiplication and division later on, I'm afraid it will be more difficult for the little guy to learn.
... They were inexplicably looking forward to what kind of scene it would be.
"Little Baiyan, I knew you were here..." Tianji Xingjun walked quickly, glanced at the carrots and spirit stones on the ground, his eyes widened instantly, "This is, the spirit of the world. stone?!"
"Good guy! When did the spirit stone appear again in the world?"
"No, no, little Baiyan, you score points for me!"
"..."
Little Baiyan was distracted, and immediately stood in front of him, and said angrily, "No! These are the spirit stones that Sister Chang'e bought with carrots, so I can't share them with you!"
"This...in exchange?" Tianji Xingjun raised his brows slightly, and his eyes glanced at Chang'e's beautiful and cold face, feeling somewhat disbelieving in his heart.
That's Immortal Chang'e, an immortal Chang'e who doesn't eat fireworks in the world, he would not be surprised if any immortal in Jiuchongtian would do such a thing, but how could Immortal Chang'e sell the carrot because of the spirit stone?impossible!
"What are you doing here?" Chang'e frowned slightly, a trace of anger flashed across her beautiful eyes.
Her Guanghan Palace was rarely visited by gods, and except for a few acquaintances, other gods did not need to be on guard, so she never expected to reveal that Xiao Baiyan had a human spirit stone on him at this time.
Although Tianji Xingjun has been famous for a long time, she has always been close to her, and she can't even talk to her on weekdays. Now she hastily visited and exposed the spiritual stone in the world, which really made her ashamed.
"Chang'e Immortal... You are wrong. Since there are spirit stones in the world that can be earned, why do you hide them from everyone?" Tianji Xingjun plausibly said that he looked at Chang'e without the usual awe, "Our Nine Heavens Immortals should work together to build a great cause, how can you deceive like this?"
Chang'e smiled lightly: "Aren't you going to lie to me as hard as you are? Isn't the lesson from last time not enough? Tianji Xingjun, your Big Dipper Palace is just like this, why come and reason with me!"
Tianji Xingjun was embarrassed, he wanted to borrow a car from Xiao Baiyan, who knew he would break such a big news, if he could get the spirit stone from the human world, does that mean that the time for them to return to the human world is coming soon?
"Xiao Baiyan, I also want to get some spiritual stones in the world, isn't it just carrots, I can also grow them, and I can also make wine. Who knows the good wine of our Beidou Palace in Jiuchongtian?" Ji Xingjun couldn't wait, "How many spiritual stones in the world do you have, give them to me."
"But Tianji Xingjun, I don't drink." Xiao Baiyan declined, seeing that Tianji Xingjun was very disappointed, he thought for a while, "But I can ask my friends in the world for you, if they want, they can I will give you Lingshi in exchange."
Tianji Xingjun's eyes lit up, and he immediately smiled and said: "How can the fine wine from our Beidou Palace not be sold? You can just mention it to them, there are not many immortal wines with a thousand spirit stones per jar."
A thousand spirit stones...?
Xiao Baiyan's eyes widened, and he hesitated: "Tianji Xingjun, isn't it a bit expensive? The Lingyu Fan of Emperor Dongli is only a hundred spirit stones, and a thousand spirit stones is too much."
"Emperor Dongli also knows?" Tianji Xingjun raised his eyebrows, thinking of the madman Dongli Emperor, he changed his words, "Then eighty spirit stones, I can't go past the emperor, but eighty spirit stones can only be obtained Xiaotan, otherwise it would be too bad."
The audience in the live broadcast room became interested one after another, but all the immortals who just opened their mouths are good things, such as the spirit feather fan of Emperor Dongli. Although the price is a bit expensive, the effect can be seen.
"Zai Zai, let him divide some of it out for everyone to taste. How can we divide it with only one pot? It's too little."
"That's right, no matter how much this fairy wine is, if you divide it up a few more, everyone can grab a little bit, otherwise it would be a pity if it was only given to one person."
"Divide into cups, how about ten spirit stones in a cup? Zaizai just give him [-] and keep the rest. This is called profit."
"Yes, Zai Zai, share a few more glasses..."
With the idea of increasing the chances of getting more shares, Xiao Baiyan divided the small jar of wine into ten shares, and each share was packed with a freshly unearthed juicy carrot, which was extremely affordable.
That is the legendary fairy wine!
Drinking one cup will make you feel ecstatic, and drinking two cups might lead you to ascend in place. How can this thing not be tempting?Therefore, as soon as Xiao Baiyan put Tianji Xingjun's wine on the shelf, ten glasses of fine wine were sold out in an instant.
Chen Ye was lucky enough to snatch a copy. He had a good experience before. He always had an inexplicable sense of anticipation for Jiuchongtian's products. He wished he could burn incense and take a bath before drinking. But right now, it's a bit strenuous to make such a fuss in the company.
"Chairman, this... smells so good!" Gao Tezhu couldn't help but leaned over and took a sip, his eyes were full of anticipation, Chen Ye snorted coldly, quickly put the cup away, and warned: "Go and see File! You don’t want your salary anymore?”
Special Assistant Gao: "..."
After driving away Gao Tezhu, Chen Ye took a breath of the fragrant air happily, and had the greatest expectation for this cup of fairy wine that he had finally obtained.
He took a sip carefully, the aroma was a bit weak, but the taste was not bad, not worse than many famous wines he had drunk, but... isn't this wine?What about the smell of wine?Why is it similar to mineral water with added ingredients?
He must have been drinking less.
Chen Ye raised his glass again, savoring the taste of Xianniang carefully. It was cool, a little fragrant, and there was a little bit of spicy alcohol, but only a little bit, and it was soon covered by the fragrance.
It's not as good as the Erguotou in the canteen.
Chen Ye was extremely disappointed. He thought that Jiuchongtian was full of good things. This kind of 'immortal wine' tasted no different from water except that its aroma could be used to fool people.
"Cub, his wine is worthless, don't take it, it's a loss-making business, it's purely for cutting leeks and paying IQ tax," Chen Ye said coolly, "I never thought that one day, I, Chen Ye, would be charged IQ tax too. What a shame!"
"Boss Chen tasted it? I smell so good that I don't even want to drink it. I'll try it too."
"It's not as good as the fruit wine that girls drink. It smells good, but it doesn't look like wine at all..."
"It really doesn't look like wine, the alcohol content is too low..."
Several audience members who tasted it didn't respond very well. Xiao Baiyan scratched his head and explained to Tianji Xingjun tactfully: "Tianji Xingjun, I'm afraid this kind of wine is not good, and my friends don't like it very much."
"Don't like it?" Tianji Xingjun couldn't believe it, "How is it possible? This is a good wine from our Beidou Palace, and it is very popular. They must be ignorant."
"Who doesn't know the goods? Let alone Moutai, even Erguotou tastes better than this wine. This alcohol concentration can only fool the little girl. What kind of wine is there... It's ridiculous." Chen Ye said unceremoniously. commented.
Tianji Xingjun trembled with anger: "Impossible! A group of ignorant ordinary people! I am a fairy!"
"It's cool and white! White water! Every girl can drink something!"
"I don't know what to do! Idiot!"
"..."
Tianji Xingjun took out another jar of wine indignantly, and said in pain: "Ordinary people who don't know anything! Xiao Baiyan, let them taste this again, and they will be convinced! This is one of our six Xingjuns. The joint brewing of fairies can be called the best wine in Jiuchongtian!"
Seeing that Tianji Xingjun was full of confidence, Xiao Baiyan couldn't refuse, and honestly divided the wine into several portions, waiting for everyone to taste.
"What did they say?" Tianji Xingjun couldn't wait to ask, his dark eyes were filled with anxiety, before Xiao Baiyan could speak, Chang'e said first: "Could it be that you think that the best wine in the world is not as good as you?"
"That's natural! This is fairy wine. They have never drank such a good thing. I have never drank the things you treat in the world? How can those things be considered wine!" Tianji Xingjun commented unceremoniously .
A look of indifference flashed across Chang'e's eyes: "Tianji Xingjun thinks that he has never tasted other food in the world?"
"It's just cola milk tea, sour and sweet, how can there be good wine worth it?" Tianji Xingjun was quite proud. At this time, people in the live broadcast room complained about his so-called good wine, and his tone was almost full of contempt: " That's it?"
"If this is the number one wine in Jiuchongtian, where do we put the noble Moutai among our wines? Erguotou is not bad compared to him, okay? Isn't drinking wine just drinking the taste of wine in it? How does this thing seem to quench your thirst? of?"
"I'm still waiting for a drink to pass away... Hey, Zai Zai, don't be fooled again, how much have you been cheated?"
Xiao Baiyan couldn't tell the truth about the cheating evaluation, so he could only say more tactfully: "Tianji Xingjun, friends in the world don't need this kind of fine wine, and I'm not used to drinking it..."
"Impossible!" Tianji Xingjun's face was about to crack, "Do they have better wine than Xianniang?"
Xiao Baiyan hesitated again and again, and still handed over the wine that Chen Ye sent. Tianji Xingjun opened it with a sneer, suddenly smelled the fragrance of the wine, and hummed softly: "The fragrance is nothing more than that, how can it compare to mine? Good wine..."
"They say that Tianji Xingjun will know it once he tastes it," Xiao Baiyan weakly reminded, "Tianji Xingjun should be careful, don't get drunk."
Tianji Xingjun was furious immediately, had he ever passed out so easily?Even if it is this kind of fine wine, he still needs to drink more than a dozen altars to get drunk. How can the mere vulgar wine in the world be comparable to his fine wine!
This is provoking him!
In anger, Tianji Xingjun pulled out the plug, raised his head and drank it "gudong gudong".
The bottle of wine in the world has been reduced a lot by sending it to Jiuchongtian, but just pouring this small bottle, Tianji Xingjun shook his body on the spot, and his fair face was covered with a layer of red.
"Good... good wine!"
"Tianji Xingjun..." Xiaobaiyan's eyes showed worry, but Chang'e snorted softly, and said lightly: "He can't hold back his face, how can the dignified Xingjun be drunk by a few glasses of wine, inside and outside the Big Dipper Palace Although the gods outside are not good at drinking, they have been brewing wine for 10,000+ years, how can they get drunk every time?"
Sister Chang'e never lied to anyone, and she would never lie to him.
Xiao Baiyan looked suspiciously at Tianji Xingjun who was full of drunkenness. How did he hear that the gods in Beidou Palace are all massive, and they won't get drunk after drinking more than a dozen jars of fine wine?
"Heh..." Chang'e lazily explained, "It's the wine they brewed themselves. The gods in the Nine Heavens are not good at brewing wine. The dwarfs are tall and tall, and they claim to be famous for tens of thousands of years. It's hard to avoid taking it seriously."
Tianji Xingjun, who had been exposed, couldn't listen anymore, and looked straight at Xiao Baiyan: "What is the name of this immortal wine...?"
Xiao Baiyan said truthfully, "Erguotou."
I heard that it costs ten yuan a bottle in the small supermarket in the world, which is cheap.
The author has something to say: Erguotou, forever god!
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