At the age of three and a half, I paid too much to support my family [Live]

In the world, ice and snow once again cover the earth, and as red lanterns are once again hung all over the streets and alleys, the New Year is approaching.

In addition to the excitement and celebration, the Jiuzhongtian team launched an interesting topic on Weibo: How should I celebrate my birthday this year?

As for the protagonist, there is no need for everyone to say it clearly, everyone knows it well.

Except for a little guy who is being tortured by his studies, who else is worthy of everyone's attention?

"Give Zai Zai a holiday! Let's broadcast live all day!"

"Woooooooo looking forward to the days when I could see Zai Zai as soon as I opened my eyes. I don't have to be late at all when I have Zai Zai. Who knows, it didn't take long before my bad habit came back QAQ"

"Kneeling and begging for a cub's schedule..."

"If you want me to say, Zai Zai's birthday should be a holiday, really, I want to celebrate it!"

"Don't let Zai Zai go to school anymore, it's too hard, you have to earn money to support your family at a young age, and you still have to go to school!!!"

"Let's all talk about it, don't give all kinds of textbooks as birthday presents!"

"Get the toys! Get the snacks! Get the internet celebrity snacks!"

"Get all kinds of technology products!!"

"..."

Netizens have come up with various ideas to help the little guy have a more perfect birthday. Many of them failed to catch up with last year's birthday. This year is the first time to celebrate a child's birthday, so it is natural to make good preparations.

At this time, the official statistics of the special department have made statistics on the progress of members of the special department in certain ineffable fields for a whole year. However, whether it is various secret arts, martial arts, or boxing and swordsmanship, they all come from the Jiuzhongtian live broadcast room. broadcast.

In addition to those precious materials, the special department also privately traded with the emperors, and came up with a set of more precious Taoism, and the results were very gratifying.

"In addition to the improvement of abilities, there is also research on the special substance 'haze'. We call this special cloud and mist caused by spiritual rain 'haze', which is the same as love. We hope that this special substance can save us from the precarious situation. Facts have proved that all these speculations have traces.”

"According to reliable speculation, it is estimated that 'haze' will be initially synthesized within two years, so as to carry out regional purification. This special substance will make up for the damage caused by human beings to the environment and nature under the rapid economic development, but we also hope that even if there is no With the research and development of this substance, we can also take better care of our home..."

The results of this research are extremely gratifying. Netizens are rejoicing and can't help but look forward to the coming New Year. Everything is gradually getting better, and the little guy who used to have enough food and clothes must have a good life .

They will also help him celebrate many birthdays in the future, even if they grow old and die in the future, there will be children and grandchildren who will help the little guy celebrate his birthday instead of them.

They also firmly believe that in the countless years to come, human beings will be extremely grateful for this year and for the changes brought about by a four-year-old little fairy.

New Year's Day.

Xiao Baiyan got up early, climbed up and made a wish under the wishing tree, waiting happily for the wish to bear fruit.

He hoped that all the monsters in Jiuchongyuan would die!

After a while, Xiao Baiyan opened his eyes and found that the wishing tree was indifferent, not even a small flower bud. He closed his eyes again in disbelief, looking forward to the arrival of the second wish.

He hoped that he would never study again in the future!

The wishing tree was indifferent, and even shook its branches and leaves, showing him a mocking emotion.

With a sullen face, Xiao Baiyan looked at Bai Yu who came out, and said aggrievedly: "Grandpa, the wishing tree is broken! It can't bear fruit at all, and it can't fulfill my wish! It's too bad!"

"What wish did you make?" Bai Yu looked over with a smile, Xiao Baiyan couldn't help feeling guilty, his eyes flickered: "Nothing special..."

Bai Yu patted his head, and said softly: "The wishes that the wishing tree can realize are all external forces. Some things cannot be changed, and we cannot easily control them."

"But grandpa, can you..." Xiao Baiyan thought of the fear of being dominated by various studies, and felt a little aggrieved, "Grandpa never let me learn so many things before. There are too many, and I can't finish it."

"You can take your time, grandpa promised you not," Bai Yu comforted, "but grandpa will go to the underworld in the future, maybe he won't be able to stay by your side all the time and help you in time."

"Grandpa is going to the Underworld?" Xiao Baiyan's eyes widened in an instant, and then he said, "It doesn't matter if you go to the Underworld, Grandpa Taibai made a communication talisman that can cross boundaries, and then I can still see Grandpa." , Grandpa can see me too."

Bai Yu laughed, and Xiao Baiyan quickly said: "Grandpa is going to Mingdi, he must be going to Grandma Meng, it's okay, at worst, I will go to Mingdi too, and brother Wan Ding, we can go to Mingdi together... ..."

"Even if you go to the underworld, you have to learn what you need to learn slowly." Bai Yu comforted him softly, piercing through his little thoughts without hesitation.

Xiao Baiyan sighed for a while: "Me too... It's not that I don't want to learn, Grandpa, I just don't want to learn occasionally."

He was very happy to learn some things, but he was very reluctant to learn some things, which made Xiao Baiyan feel a little distressed. Grandpa is simply too good, and he can't even compare.

"You have done a great job," Bai Yu said slowly, "I didn't intend to let you learn all of these things when I taught them, but I just want you to know that cultivating the Tao is an extremely long and complicated road. I hope you Find the path you like the most, want to do the most, and never regret it.”

Bai Yu's life has been dabbled in a lot, and it's also very complicated. He didn't plan to let the little guy learn all of them. He just hoped that he could choose a favorite path based on his understanding.

He decides this route by himself, and as an elder, he will never specify it.

Little Baiyan blinked his black and beautiful eyes, and said in a low voice, "Is any path acceptable? Even the least favored formation, Emperor Dongli said, formation is of no great use..."

"You don't have to believe him," Bai Yu laughed, "The formation is not a side door, otherwise how could there be a Big Dipper Emperor? You are already five years old, don't let others influence your thoughts."

Xiao Baiyan nodded his head heavily, his mood relaxed a lot, and he happily opened the live broadcast room.

One reminder after another sounded, and the overwhelming special effects instantly filled the screen. Xiao Baiyan was not even willing to blink, for fear that he would miss too much and not remember the interesting things in it.

He received a drone, which he heard could fly around in the Nine Heavens and see all kinds of scenery in real time.

He also received a small bag of stinky tofu, which he heard smelled stinky but tasted delicious, but he dared not try it easily.

He also received a strange villain, as long as he calls its name, it will respond to him, and it can sing and dance to do tasks, it is almost as good as the little ginseng...

"Happy fifth birthday!"

"Haha, our cub is finally one year older!"

"It must have grown taller. I remember drawing a seal on the tree last year, and another year has passed."

"Happy birthday, baby!"

"Aww, the cub has finally grown up again~"

"..."

Xiao Baiyan remembered that this day was the New Year in the world, it should be an excellent day, and friends who wanted to come to the world were also very happy. He received so many gifts, and he simply stuffed all the fruits he had saved up into the live broadcast room .

It was the fruit given to him, Wan Ding, and Little Yasha by the Immortal Hongshan and Venus when they sneaked off to the Wilderness.

"There is no wish fruit this year," Xiao Baiyan said a little embarrassedly, "The wish I made, the wishing tree didn't come true, maybe there were bugs, and it couldn't bear the wish fruit at all."

The audience in the live broadcast room understood this very well, and some audience members even guessed what the little guy would like to wish. Does every elementary school scumbag have other wishes when they enter the first year of their school career?

"So, Zai Zai, you really made a wish and never want to study again?" The audience in the live broadcast room were curious.

Xiao Baiyan touched his nose guiltily, everyone burst into laughter, the little guy blushed slightly, and quickly changed the subject: "Little Yasha is coming soon, he has made a lot of money in Mingdi recently, he is amazing."

"There are not many," Xiaoyasha explained, "but I want to give Judge Cui some, and I plan to ask him to arrange a better family for us."

Xiao Baiyan was stunned for a moment, and then he realized what Xiao Yasha was talking about, and the victim, Judge Cui, was terrified: "No, no, don't get me wrong, I confiscated nothing!"

"I am a fair and strict official, and I will never accept bribes|bribes!"

Little Yasha didn't take it seriously, Judge Cui became even more anxious when he saw this: "Don't just defile people's innocence! Reincarnation is determined by God, and there are very few things that I can control. Whether you can reincarnate to a good family has nothing to do with me." relation!"

Asura girl said: "What Judge Cui said is very true. I don't know if my sister was born? Counting the days, it should be these two days."

Judge Cui calculated: "Hurry up, it will be three o'clock tomorrow."

"Oh, when is Zai Zai going to come to the world?"

"Wooooow, can you calculate the date of birth or something, and then I will prepare to get pregnant!"

"Good guy, don't be like this, I'm so moved by what you said..."

The audience in the live broadcast room heard that Xiao Yasha was suspected to be reincarnated, and they were all extremely excited. They had the illusion that they were going to be parents soon, and that the son they would give birth to would definitely be a peerless boss.

Judge Cui couldn't laugh or cry, and reminded repeatedly: "Everyone, don't get me wrong, reincarnation depends entirely on fate, and there is no way to speculate."

Even so, the interest of the discussion was still very high, and they wanted to take off the vests of the two little guys after they were reincarnated with great anticipation, but that was already far away.

Therefore, when Xiao Baiyan decided to reincarnate, he quietly changed his appearance.

The immortals of Jiuchongtian don't have the habit of celebrating their birthdays every year. Xiao Baiyan already received a gift last year, and this year he invited a few familiar immortals to dinner. The best craftsman, Wei Gongjun, is gone, but Grandma Meng The craftsmanship is not bad either.

Wan Ding sent a fist-sized elixir, saying that it was a new product he thought up by himself, and that he could taste the flavor he wanted the most like Huang Quansong, and one could last for a long time.

Little Baiyan: "..."

"Thank you brother Wan Ding, I like it very much." Xiao Baiyan was still very surprised.

Taibai Jinxing had just completed the armor that Taibai Jinxing had promised to make for him, so he took the opportunity to send it over. The silver-white armor was draped on the mountain, looking like a little overlord, very majestic.

Immortal Koi brought a ten-thousand-year soft-shelled turtle over, and said his plan to Xiao Baiyan while eating: "I want to take a trip to the world, reincarnated, maybe I can get over the bottleneck."

In addition to Lord Weigong, there are also several immortals who want to go to the world one after another, but most of them want to wait a little longer to avoid any accidents in the Three Realms.

The situation in Jiuchongyuan has become very stable. The strong suppression of the big black dog has made the monsters overwhelmed. The number of immortal monarch teams sent to Jiuchongyuan to help has become less and less, from once every half a day to once a month. After a while, I am afraid it will become once every six months.

The time to go to the world is no more than half a year at most, and it is just a flick of a finger for Xianjun.

Xiao Baiyan agreed without hesitation, and when he heard that he had prepared for his death, he asked Judge Cui to help him send Immortal Jin to the underworld, waiting for reincarnation.

Xiao Yacha and Wan Ding looked at Xiao Baiyan together, their eyes were shining, full of encouragement and heartbeat.

Because of Xiao Baiyan's birthday, they had a three-day rest, and after the three days passed, they had to step into the boundless sea of ​​learning with all kinds of difficulties and dangers.

Five-year-old kid, what are you waiting for?

There is no hesitation! ! !

The author has something to say: The former Xiaoyasha: reliable, first-class businessman, elite talent Today's Xiaoyasha: I don't want to learn!In order not to study, I would rather go to the world to be a poor man!

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