At the age of three and a half, I paid too much to support my family [Live]

Xiao Baiyan received many gifts, among which besides a series of novelties such as pennants, letters, Xinhua dictionary, glasses, etc., there were more snacks.

The most eye-catching thing among them is the pearl pudding dirty milk tea that Lin Xiaosen sent out. It's a super big cup, just looking at the pearl Xiaobaiyan inside, the saliva is about to flow out.

As for the things about reading and literacy mentioned in the live broadcast room, Xiao Baiyan didn't take it to heart at all. He was taught by his grandfather since he was a child, and he read a lot of books, and he knows how distressing reading is... He is now I'm so busy, I don't have time to learn another foreign language.

Xiao Baiyan quickly put the dictionary and other books into the ritual vessel, pretending that nothing happened, but this scene could not escape the eyes of hundreds of viewers, and there was a burst of laughter in the live broadcast room.

"What a poor cub, hahahahahaha, what if I suddenly want to see him study?"

"I also loved Zai Zai very much, but seeing him look like a scumbag who doesn't need to study, I really want to see him writing while wiping his tears hahahahahaha am I a devil..."

"It looks like I hid my high numbers. I feel sorry for Zai Zai. Fortunately, Zai Zai was not born in this world. Otherwise, I would go to kindergarten for three years, elementary school for six years, junior high school for three years, high school for three years, and college for four years... …Hahahahahaha, it’s too miserable, it’s really too miserable!”

"Zai Zai's age should also be sent to kindergarten? How about we teach online?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Xiao Baiyan endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but widen his eyes, and said angrily, "Grandpa taught me how to read and read. I've finished reading, so I don't need to read anymore!"

"Does Zai Zai know the linear equation in two variables? Does Zai Zai know how to solve the problem of chicken and rabbit in the same cage? There are also functions, algebra, and dihedral angles in space..."

"If you want to do business, shouldn't you also learn some economics? Inflation or something?"

"Let's add some psychology. Farming also requires biology, right? Building fishponds also requires engineering? Why don't you just come and study in all departments?"

"It really makes sense...?"

Listening to the discussion in the live broadcast room, Xiao Baiyan was stunned. Since he was a child, he was read a book of "Nine Layers of Heavenly Law" by his grandfather. He just wanted to pick up a small hoe and work. Do my friends actually want to learn so many things?

Most importantly, why did his friends in the world ask him to learn these things... No, he didn't want to!Not at all!

Xiao Baiyan shook his head frantically, dodged his dark eyes, and changed the subject: "The milk tea is so fragrant, and the pearls in it are also pretty, Koi Immortal, would you like to have a sip?"

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed happily, but it was the Koi Immortal Youyou who gave me some face. He had been staring at this cup of milk tea for a long time. Seeing that Xiao Baiyan finally spoke, he quickly took out a white jade cup from the magic weapon: If you want to drink, I think this cup is better than yesterday's!"

Bai Yan looked at the white jade cup, which could be big or small, and obviously set up a magic circle, his small face froze for a moment, he pushed his extended arm away without hesitation, took out a miniature glass from the gift, poured it Full.

Koi Xianjun blushed, holding a miniature glass in his big hand, looking extremely pitiful.

Xiao Baiyan retorted confidently: "Immortal Koi, you drank too fast, it's only fair for each person to have a small cup."

As he said that, he also took out a glass of the same size and filled it up. At this moment, a pearl overflowed and rolled to the ground. Immortal Koi quickly squeezed a magic spell, and the pearl suspended in the air was sent away safely. went back.

Koi Immortal persuaded with distressed face: "Pearls are precious, don't drop them on the ground, you don't know how stingy the land god is, so I picked a few sweet potatoes, and he almost scooped up my fish scales." Just... Fortunately, I can run fast."

Xiao Baiyan was so shocked that he forgot to drink his milk tea, and asked incredulously, "Immortal Koi, are you going to provoke the God of Earth? He has a bad temper and often quarrels with Grandpa."

"That's not it..." Koi Xianjun took a sip of milk tea and sighed, "I didn't want to get the cement out earlier, but I couldn't find the clay. After thinking about it, I went to the land god and found him. I planted a lot of sweet potatoes...he is really stingy, but luckily I can run fast."

Xiao Baiyan was a little nervous, looked around, and said in a low voice: "The God of Land won't catch up, will he? Immortal Koi, Grandpa will be unhappy to see him, you must stop him... "

"Don't worry, no," Koi Xianjun frowned slightly, and handed over the finished glass, "Pour me another glass, I promised him, I will make pearls later, and give him a cup of milk tea to drink. "

If Bai Yan is the poorest little fairy in Jiuchongtian, then the God of Land must be the richest old fairy in Jiuchongtian. The things he got from the human world in the past are enough to make all the gods fall in love.

No matter how good the Nine Heavens are, there are many things that cannot be moved, but the land god has his own small world. Even if they are all inferior products in the mortal world, there are still many gods who are willing to exchange them, and the land god is the only one who does not need old immortals. Weng helped the gods.

In the recipe of pearl milk tea, the pearls are made of sweet potato powder. Last night, Koi Xianjun went to ask the land god for clay, and found sweet potatoes by accident, so he hurriedly got some more, although the process was a bit tortuous Painful, but fortunately it served its purpose.

The Immortal King Carp said and turned his head in good spirits: "Little Baiyan, let's make cement quickly. After finishing the Immortal Mansion, I must work hard to make milk tea!"

Xiao Baiyan had already thought about the possibility of growing sweet potatoes by himself, nodded his head heavily and laughed: "Okay! We will have endless milk tea by then!"

The two looked at each other, with a sense of sympathy for each other. The Emperor Dongli who came from a distance saw this scene, and felt a headache for no reason-he didn't want his little apprentice to be tainted with the silly, white and sweet aura of the Koi Immortal .

"Bai Yan." Chang'e walked beside Emperor Dongli with a smile.

Emperor Dongli glanced at the cup that was emptied by Immortal Koi, and saw all kinds of food on the ground, and suddenly felt an indescribable sense of crisis. If he didn't take Xiao Baiyan as his apprentice, he would be punished. Koi Xianjun is poor.

Hundreds of thousands of years have passed for this stupid fish, and it still can't get rid of its stupid virtue!

Little Baiyan blinked, and quickly raised the milk tea and asked, "Sister Chang'e, Emperor Dongli, do you want to try pearl pudding dirty milk tea? It's delicious, sweet, fragrant, and special. soft bomb."

Chang'e's eyes lit up, and she looked sideways at Emperor Dongli. Emperor Dongli paused, and asked in a low voice, "Is this also milk tea? Why is it different from what I saw last time?"

In order to thank Chang'e, Xiao Baiyan secretly gave her a lot of drinks. Among them was a bottle of Assam milk tea, which Chang'e shared with Emperor Dongli and Emperor Ximing. After tasting it, she could not forget the taste of milk tea. Live and run to the courtyard.

Bai Yan scratched his head, listened to the explanation in the live broadcast room, turned his head and repeated: "It seems that it is different, the previous bottle can be kept for a long time, but this kind has to be drunk, otherwise the pearls inside will not taste good Alright, Emperor Dongli, do you want to try it?"

Emperor Dongli had helped him a lot before, and treated him very well, and he must not be neglected. Little Baiyan generously took out a wooden bowl, filled two large bowls, and distributed them to Chang'e and Emperor Dongli, which made the koi Xianjun was quite envious, and muttered: "When I make pearl milk tea in the future, I must drink enough and sell the milk tea to the whole Jiuchongtian!"

At that time, he will drink a cup and pour a cup for free, and the whole fairy mansion will be surrounded by milk tea pearls, making all the gods cry with envy!

Emperor Dongli drank half of it, put away the remaining half bowl of milk tea, and looked at Immortal Koi casually: "You want to make milk tea?"

"Yes! I still want to sell milk tea!" Koi Immortal raised his chin arrogantly, with a bit of pride in his eyes, "I have a recipe, and the taste must be good. If Emperor Dongli comes to buy it, I will definitely put more pearls for you."

It sounded decent, but Emperor Dongli didn't take it to heart. Immortal Jinli can be said to be the most unreliable immortal in the Nine Heavens, one of the most unreliable immortals. Can you believe what he said?Just listen to it to relieve boredom.

Chang'e smiled and looked at little Baiyan: "The carrots in Guanghan Palace are about to ripen, Baiyan, do you still have the spirit stone in the world?"

Xiao Baiyan counted the spirit stones in his backpack, and it seemed that there were more than a hundred of them. He immediately nodded and said, "I have it, and there are already a hundred of them. Sister Chang'e, you must give me the carrot." Keep it, but if you need to feed the jade rabbit, I can ask for less."

"I'm planning to ask you to help me open up a few more fields and grow some carrots. When you need it in the future, just come and find me. As long as you have enough spirit stones, there will be no shortage of carrots," Chang'e looked at the people in the small courtyard. Looking at the lush carrot seedlings in the vegetable field, he said with a smile, "You don't have to plant any more. Carrots are not the way you grow them. I have grown carrots for tens of thousands of years. If it is called second, I am afraid it will be the best in the world." No one dares to claim number one, little Baiyan, how are you doing?"

"Thank you, Sister Chang'e, you are so kind," Xiao Baiyan felt that it was much more convenient, and his eyes brightened, "I will always look for you in the future."

Sister Chang'e has raised jade rabbits for tens of thousands of years. No one knows more about carrots than her. Xiao Baiyan naturally wants to give the best carrots to friends. Sister Chang'e is much better than the carrots he grows.

There was an exclamation in the live broadcast room, and everyone was amazed at Chang'e's vision.

"666, Goddess Chang'e is going to start a farm, can I dig the land? I'm so envious!"

"The goddess is really powerful, as expected of Bai Fumei, a woman who owns a Guanghan Palace, is this the first supplier of Jiuchongtian? There will be more carrots in the future, everyone look forward to it!"

"Ahhhhhhh, I want to be as beautiful as Sister Chang'e! Zai Zai promises her!"

"Goddess Chang'e, Goddess forever! I will definitely take care of the business!"

"..."

Emperor Dongli saw that Chang'e had obtained a stable channel of spiritual stones so easily, and his desire to accept Xiaobai Yan as his apprentice suddenly became more urgent. He was not good at managing crops and did not understand the sufferings of the world. The only thing he was good at was killing people. As a disciple, isn't the spirit stone he wants within reach?

"Little Baiyan, when are you going to worship me as a teacher? My way of slaughtering immortals is unique in Jiuchongtian."

Xiao Baiyan shrank his head, looked at the folding fan in his hand, and said in a low voice: "But...Emperor Dongli, I don't want Tuxian, we are all very good friends..."

"Nonsense!" Emperor Dongli put away his folding fan, pointed to his little head vainly, "If you have no strength, you will only be bullied in Jiuchongtian. Besides, don't you want to become stronger and protect grandpa?"

Xiao Baiyan blinked his eyes, his little face was full of cuteness, he naturally wanted to become stronger, but his grandfather told him that he had a special status, even if he wanted to learn various Taoism, he had to wait until the mark on his forehead disappeared , otherwise it will be a small loss.

"Emperor Dongli, I can't learn Taoism yet." Little Baiyan thought about it seriously, and looked at Emperor Dongli with his dark eyes, his eyes were full of innocence, "But what Emperor Dongli said is very reasonable, I May I ask you to protect Grandpa?"

Emperor Dongli's face froze, and Immortal Jinli and Chang'e couldn't help but look over with a suppressed smile. In the entire Jiuchongtian, only Xiao Baiyan could say such a thing.

What kind of person is Emperor Dongli?From the very beginning of cultivation, he has killed all the way to becoming an immortal, and after becoming an immortal, it has become even worse. His cultivation level is so high that even the two emperors of Beidou and Ximing may not be able to do anything to him. A folding fan even drank blood in Jiuchongtian. It's too late for them to hide, how can anyone dare to ask him to be a guard face to face?

Seeing that his face was not very good-looking, Xiao Baiyan quickly said: "I can pay for it, milk tea, sparkling water, cola and spirit stones..." He counted on his fingers, feeling a little guilty, "I only have these now Lah, Emperor Dongli, can, is it possible?"

Emperor Dongli paused for a moment, as if he was thinking about how to refuse him in a friendly manner. Chang'e helped him out first, and said with a smile: "Bai Yan, how can you afford Emperor Dongli with a few spirit stones? He usually Rico is busy."

"..."

The words Dongli Emperor wanted to say suddenly stuck in his throat, he shook his folding fan with a little embarrassment, and said, "Actually...it's not that busy. I have known the old fairy for a long time, so I should help you with this little favor." Yes, but you still have to learn from yourself.”

He wanted to ask how many spirit stones he could have in a day, but he couldn't say anything. It would really hurt his face to care about a little baby like this.

Seeing that he agreed, Xiao Baiyan immediately became happy: "Thank you, Emperor Dongli, do you want to drink a bottle of sparkling water? It's sour and sweet, it's delicious."

While speaking, Bai Yan had already handed over the sparkling water, his jet-black eyes were shining, full of seriousness and sincerity, so that Emperor Dongli didn't pick it up, it didn't matter if he didn't pick it up, he didn't come here just for a bottle of sparkling water, But obviously this little guy is not so easy to fool.

The audience in the live broadcast room were not stunned by the little guy's actions, not to mention how the emperor Dongli used the fan in his hand to force the immortals into what he was before, how could he be easily regarded as a majestic emperor? bodyguard?

What is even more shocking is that Zai Zai actually wants to exchange a bottle of sparkling water for a super powerful bodyguard? !

"No, no, no, everyone, Zai Zai is so courageous!"

"I suspect that Zai Zai drank fake wine today, and dare to talk to Emperor Dongli like this... Zai Zai, I'm afraid you will be beaten!"

"Hahahahaha, why is Emperor Dongli a bit miserable..."

"I don't think it's a problem, as long as the money is in place, but for the emperor, how much money is in place? 【狗头】"

"Don't think about it, Zai Zai can't afford it, really can't afford it..."

Listening to the discussion in the live broadcast room, Bai Yan scratched his head, and asked embarrassingly, "Emperor Dongli, can ten spirit stones be ok? For the remaining spirit stones, I have to exchange carrots with Sister Chang'e..."

Ten spirit stones are not too many, but Bai Yan's hands are very small, holding them full of spirit stones, he seems more sincere, Emperor Dongli took it without hesitation, no matter how small a mosquito's leg is, it is still meat, not to mention he is already greedy. Chang'e's spirit stone has been around for a long time.

One big and one small traded very seriously, but it made the onlookers even more speechless.

The Koi Immortal and Chang'e looked at each other, and there was a tacit understanding without saying a word. How did Emperor Dongli take over the business of ten spirit stones? In previous years, he would sell tens of thousands of spirit stones. But now...it doesn't matter if I don't talk about it.

Ten pieces of Lingshi can be converted into RMB 1000.

The audience in the live broadcast room said: 1000 yuan can hire a super boss to be Zai Zai's bodyguard, which is quite worth the money!

After tossing around for a long time, the sky was already bright, Bai Yan found that the starving ghost in the special seat had appeared, and quickly hired him, but today there was no soft-shelled turtle soup or ginseng soup, and there was only half of the carrot left, so he still wanted to keep it. eat by yourself.

Seeing the starving ghost eagerly waiting to be fed, Xiao Baiyan's heart softened, and he gave him the rest of the milk tea. The koi fairy stared straight at the less and less people who eventually all fell into the wooden bowl. Milk tea, jealous eyes can already kill ghosts.

However, in front of the food, the starved ghost obviously lost his dignity and fear. He drank a few big gulps, chewed the pearls in his mouth with relish, and his thin and pale face was full of happiness. He finally licked the wooden bowl clean, reluctantly said : "It's so delicious, it's worthy of being a fairy..."

Xiao Baiyan pursed his lips and smiled, and explained: "This is human milk tea, it's not made by gods, haven't you ever drank it?"

The starved ghost was stunned for a moment, and shook his head hastily, with a look of sadness in his eyes: "No, maybe the old emperor drank it... I hate that the emperor is stupid, but he is enjoying himself, starving us and the people who are doing hard labor. die!"

"But now the common people in the world can drink milk tea, and they can even make it themselves." Xiao Baiyan opened his black eyes wide, and said earnestly, "Don't be sad, the world today is powerful, rich and powerful."

How can this be?He is clearly aware of how much the people in the world have suffered in their lives. With that dog emperor around, he is afraid that even half of the food surplus will not be left at home... The starved ghost sighed, turned around and consciously ground the stone Come on, don't say a word.

Xiao Baiyan noticed that the starved ghost seemed very disappointed, and didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only run over to help.

Emperor Dongli glanced thoughtfully at the starving ghost. He had traveled around the mortal world for many years when he was young, but he rarely intervened in power changes. I thought that under the ants, there are even smaller ants.

But even such an insignificant ant will have obsessive thoughts, even if he becomes a ghost after death, he can't let go of it.

So what about him?

He is already an emperor, and he is rampant in Jiuchongtian. His cultivation has stagnated for tens of thousands of years, and he seems to have forgotten why he wanted to become a fairy.

"I want to retreat for a few days, Immortal Chang'e, please take care of me." As soon as the words were finished, Emperor Dongli disappeared.

Chang'e shook her head helplessly, but a smile flashed across her eyes. Looking into Xiao Baiyan's shocked and unbelievable eyes, she couldn't help laughing and said, "He will be back in a few days, and he won't lie to you about Lingshi."

Xiao Baiyan felt a little embarrassed immediately, waved his hands again and again, and said generously: "It's okay, I trust Emperor Dongli."

The audience in the live broadcast room were simply overwhelmed by the scene just now.

"The bodyguard Zai Zai just hired ran away! Hahahahaha poor Zai..."

"It's really funny. I didn't expect Emperor Dongli to be so unreliable, and he ran away after taking the money!"

"I suspect that this is how Zai Zai was cheated into poverty hahahaha..."

"Don't panic, Zai Zai, it's only ten spirit stones. We don't have to be afraid if we have money. By the way, how many spirit stones do you have now, is it enough to buy carrots? How about we raise funds?"

"Lucky bracelets, lucky water and carrots before, plus what we usually give away, there should be hundreds of them?"

"Cub count the spirit stones..."

Bai Yan rummaged through the backpack, pulled out the spirit stones inside, blinked his eyes, and whispered, "It seems that there are still a hundred...but I just gave ten to Dongli Xianjun..."

The little guy was in a daze, his black and clear eyes were full of confusion, he seemed to have never expected such a result, everyone in the live broadcast room was both funny and heartbroken, and how many pieces of spirit stones did they have? Can't count?

"Cub, take out the spirit stones and count them, we will help you remember."

"Why shouldn't it be a hundred... Is Zai Zai only able to count to a hundred? But it's already great."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha is very good, but it may be a bit poor, because never counting more than one hundred?"

"I've already ordered an abacus and a calculator... By the way, do you know Arabic numerals?"

"Probably not, there are no Arabs among the gods..."

While speaking, Bai Yan had already taken out all the spirit stones and spread them all over the floor. The little guy squatted on the ground, counting five after five.

"Five, ten... 95, 95..." Xiao Baiyan stopped, looking thoughtfully at the remaining spirit stones, and then counted, "Five, [-]... [-] One... [-]..."

The live broadcast room was quiet, and the onlookers, Koi Xianjun and Chang'e, were also dumbfounded.

Xiao Baiyan scratched his head and looked at Chang'e eagerly: "Sister Chang'e, did I count correctly? Grandpa taught me that."

"..." Chang'e was silent for a moment, then said softly, "I don't blame you, the old fairy probably didn't expect you to have so many spirit stones."

Chang'e's words immediately enlivened the live broadcast room.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, we are really poor, I am afraid I have never seen one hundred and one in this life?"

"The old fairy taught it wonderfully. The five and five numbers are so clear, it's quite good at bluffing people, but I never expected..."

"I saw the little guy count fifty and one hundred before, and I thought he was a bully in elementary school, but hahahahaha, maybe the reason for the inability to expand the live broadcast room has been found!"

"Zai Zai, promise me, let's continue to study, otherwise we will have to ask the accountant QAQ"

"One hundred teachers teach online..."

Little Baiyan suddenly panicked, stood up and gripped the small hoe tightly, and hurriedly said, "Sister Chang'e, don't you want to open up new fields? Let's go and see your beautiful palace."

In the live broadcast room, Li Su's voice came faintly: "Zai Zai, are you trying to play truant?"

The author has something to say: Zai Zai: I clearly counted correctly QAQ

This chapter is two more in one

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感谢在2020-10-0620:54:31~2020-10-0821:59:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 dove;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Taitai is a cerebellar axe;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Nan Zeyue 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：南泽玥20瓶；细雨15瓶；blx5瓶；忘秧3瓶；雪色1瓶；非常感谢大家对我的支持，我会继续努力的！