At the age of three and a half, I paid too much to support my family [Live]

crazy!

Mortals are crazy!

The ghost king also went crazy!

Looking at the confident little Baiyan and Li Zhi, Po Meng didn't know what to say.But in fact, they are the ones who know the world best.

The gods are quite afraid of the secret realm in the world, and they are more worried that everything they experience in the secret realm will breed demons and hinder their practice.

It is not difficult to simply survive from the secret realm. After a certain period of time, it will naturally be teleported out, but if a demon is born because of this, it will not be worth the candle, ruining the immortal journey.

Unless it is absolutely necessary, Po Meng doesn't want to gamble at all.

The atmosphere in the courtyard was dull.

Emperor Dongli looked Li Zhi up and down, and suddenly asked: "How long have you lived in the world? Thirty years?"

"It's about the same," Li Zhi was a little surprised. Thinking of the identity of Emperor Dongli, he took it for granted. "To be precise, it was 36 years old. He went to elementary school at the age of six, went to middle school at the age of 13, dropped out of school at the age of 16 and went to work. He only mixed in a junior high school." graduate."

Emperor Dongli nodded slightly, and said: "Scholars have a high status and a lot of knowledge, and the chance of winning in the secret realm is [-]% higher."

"That..." Li Zhi said sincerely and bluntly, "You may be wrong. We only need to get rid of illiteracy after graduating from junior high school. Most people can afford nine-year compulsory education. It’s called talent, I heard that talent has expanded in the past few years, doctors and masters are nothing, and I don’t know if academicians will go everywhere in the future..."

"..."

"I don't know much, and I'm very poor. I saved up for a long time before I changed to a 4G mobile phone, and it died within a few days... I heard that 5G is now available." Li Zhi felt uncomfortable thinking about this, " I just didn't catch up with the good time, and it would be nice to die a few years later."

"..."

Emperor Dongli was already dumbfounded, he looked at Granny Meng frequently, wanting to confirm whether these words were true or not... Has the human world developed to this point?I remember back then, those who could study were from wealthy families.

Meng Po pretended not to see Emperor Dongli's temptation. Although she worked in the underworld and knew some things about the human world, the underworld has been busy with business all year round, and the human world has developed so fast in the past few years. The situation is well known.

Emperor Dongli had no choice but to clear his throat, and said calmly, with an appearance of grasping the overall situation: "That would be the best, and the chances of winning the secret realm will be a little higher."

"Dongli..." The old fairy frowned, apparently not agreeing with what Emperor Dongli said, no matter how well the human world is developing now, it is not what it used to be, and there is very little that can help Xiao Baiyan .

Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room also became shaken.

"I think grandpa is also very reasonable. Although we can help the cub, we still have to go through it alone when we are in danger..."

"The cub can use spells in the secret realm, even if he doesn't know many spells, his safety should be guaranteed, right?"

"Grandma Meng is here, we not only have the ghost king, but also Po Meng, and so many people!"

"That's right, if Granny Meng is too worried, why don't you keep the live broadcast on, as long as you are online, you can see the cub, and then broadcast it to grandpa?"

"Thinking about it this way, the gods of Jiuchongtian are too miserable. They don't have webcasts or TV sets. If you want to watch the cubs, you have to listen to Granny Meng~"

"Hahahahahaha thank you for being so excited. This is the only place where I am stronger than the gods. I have a 5G package and use a high-definition projection screen. I can watch the cubs up close every day!"

"No problem, why don't you persuade Grandma Meng? I think Grandpa will listen to Grandma Meng's words!"

Xiao Baiyan quickly ran to Granny Meng, tugged at the corner of her skirt, and said eagerly, "Grandma Meng, just let me go, the friends in the world are right, you can always see me, grandpa I can also know, and grandpa listens to you most, Grandma Meng..."

He was born cute, but now his thin and small body began to become chubby, and he became a little more naive for no reason. When she met his beautiful black eyes full of expectations, Granny Meng couldn't say no to him.

It seems to make sense, the only one who can subdue the old fairy is her, if she refuses to force him, this old guy will have to wait for death.

It's just that I owe the little guy for letting him bear so much at a young age.

"Let him go," said Po Meng, raising her hand to straighten Xiao Baiyan's hair, "If you let him watch you die, won't he leave his demons behind? Immortals are different from mortals. Birth, old age, sickness and death are normal in the world, but neither you nor I."

"Grandpa won't die," Xiao Baiyan said hastily, "Definitely not."

The old fairy fell silent suddenly, and Granny Meng patted the little guy's hand comfortingly, and continued, "Bai Yan is still young, if he becomes you today ten thousand years from now, who can help him then?"

Most of the gods in the Nine Heavens have nothing to worry about. Their lovers and relatives have disappeared in the long years, and they have long since lost their nostalgia. Therefore, they hardly care about other things except for cultivation. people know.

Meng Po doesn't like this kind of life.

She longs for the life she once had in the world, and wants a caring that is always there.

"Grandma Meng is right, old man, if you leave, I won't help take care of him. I still can't see the two in Tushita Palace!" Very warm.

If Wan Dinglu hadn't given birth to the magic weapon spirit, he probably wouldn't be too obsessed with life and death, but now he wants the old man to live a few more days and enjoy the blessings of having children and grandchildren around his knees.

"I have some pills here, which should be usable in the secret realm," Taishang Laojun thought for a while, and said, "Last time I heard from Wan Ding that if you want to make pills for mortals in the secret realm, I can also prepare them." Some, but you have to keep them well, don’t get them confused.”

Ordinary people's physique is relatively weak, so they must not take the elixir used by the gods, otherwise it would be considered light to explode and die.

Xiao Baiyan immediately nodded in response, and asked obediently: "Grandpa Lao Jun, does Brother Wan Ding want to go with me?"

Taishang Laojun subconsciously said: "If you don't go, what is it going to do? It went to Meng Po and scolded me again... I mean, Wan Ding is just an alchemy furnace after all, it's not very useful, but it's your burden. "

...obviously this is not the real reason.

Xiao Baiyan looked at Po Meng eagerly. He hadn't seen brother Wan Ding for a long time, and he still left a kitchen knife made of white alloy to give to Wan Ding. It would be even better if brother Wan Ding would go with him. alright.

"No," Meng Po looked away, and said hard-heartedly, "You can go by yourself, the secret realm is very dangerous, and the more people there are, the more difficult it will be."

Although that little guy Wan Ding was born exactly like Xiao Baiyan, he has a quick temper and is reckless in his actions. Now Xiao Baiyan already has a reckless soul named Li Zhi beside him. If Wan Ding is added... Did the three of them go all the way up?

The audience in the live broadcast room was extremely regretful, and couldn't help persuading them: "Grandma Meng, we have something to discuss, Zai Zai and Brother Wan Ding had a good time, if you let him go to the secret realm alone, Zai Zai will be sad. "

"I have been waiting for a long time to give brother Wan Ding a kitchen knife..."

"That's right, I think our cubs seem to have lost weight, we must be thinking about Brother Wan Ding!"

"..."

Meng Po said with a dark face: "You mortals, it's fine for the little ones to go to the secret realm last time, but this time you want to make trouble together with the two of them? I don't agree!"

"????? People are squatting at home, and the pot comes from the sky?????"

"No, Grandma Meng misunderstood, the last time I went to the secret realm, we were not the ones who jumped up..."

"If it wasn't for Grandma Meng being a grandma, I...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha misunderstood, it was all misunderstood..."

"It's too difficult for us..."

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't tell what they were suffering from, and Xiao Baiyan felt extremely guilty. He just wanted to admit it, but he was afraid that Po Meng would repent when she brought up the incident last time, so she quickly changed the subject: "Grandpa Taibai also said that he would give me a The big scissors are as beautiful as Granny Meng's scissors!"

"Do you still have the fan I gave you?" Emperor Dongli said, and took out three small jade fans from his body, but the size of Xiaobaiyan's palm, and they were decorated with delicate tassels, "Forget it, I will give you a few more." , take it and play."

"Do you want to bring ginseng too?" Taishang Laojun looked at the little ginseng with white radish in the field, stroked his beard and began to calculate, "This ginseng has been around for a long time, and it may be useful in the world, but it depends on Jiuzhong. God is no way."

...? ? ?

The little ginseng where the old god is present has a dazed expression on his face, and slowly moves towards the middle of the vegetable field with the basalt crown on his head. He doesn't want to go to any secret place. The world is too cruel, and he will stew roots at every turn. Shen...he had heard Bai Yan say it a long time ago!

"There are also talismans," Emperor Dongli said, "Your cultivation is still low, and your magic power may not be enough. If you have talismans, you can walk against the wind unscrupulously..."

"..."

Before the secret realm.

"Did you take medicine pills, magical artifacts, and talismans?" Granny Meng asked in turn.

Xiao Baiyan quickly patted the magic weapon, and assured him: "I've brought them all, I counted them three times!"

Everything was ready, Xiao Baiyan bid farewell to everyone, and the old fairy was still reluctant, but he didn't open his mouth to stop him.

Xiao Baiyan earnestly asked: "Grandpa, you have to watch my live broadcast with Grandma Meng, I will miss you, Grandma Meng, Emperor Dongli, Grandpa Laojun..."

More than a dozen thank you lists were pulled out, everyone's worries and melancholy were washed away inexplicably, and Xiao Baiyan also felt that he had said too much, so he quickly turned around and walked towards the secret realm, when a small figure rushed towards him, saying no. Shout out, and drag him quickly into the secret realm.

Taishang Laojun almost pulled off his beard in excitement: "Come back! Brat, come back to me!"

"Stop pretending," Meng Po gave him a cold sideways glance, "You didn't jump up? How could a mere magic weapon spirit in Wan Ding break through the barrier you set up? You were the one who jumped up last time, right?"

Taishang Laojun was dumbfounded for a moment, and quickly said: "It's not me..."

"You are its owner, are you going to say that he doesn't listen to you?" Granny Meng looked at him with disgust in her eyes.

"..."

Taishang Laojun felt even more bitter than eating Coptis chinensis.

Compared with Taishang Laojun's worries, the two little guys in the secret realm are much happier.

The majestic city gate is right in front of your eyes, and the common people come and go, candied haws, sugar paintings, small noodles... It is simply the prosperity they have never seen before.

The author has something to say: Sanmang Collection~

感谢在2020-12-1423:08:59~2020-12-1514:41:42期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 time train in the galaxy;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Qingming dumplings; 2 bottles of Yuge; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!