At the age of three and a half, I paid too much to support my family [Live]

The Koi Immortal Lord is a famous mass in the Nine Heavens, and he has a quirk known to all immortals.

The Lingquan water of Guanghan Palace, the Lingxi water of Qiyun Mountain, the alchemy pool of the old man Taishang...even secretly tasted the bath water of Huaxian, and he had to get many beatings for this, but he never got tired of it and never repented.

"Oh, I'm so lucky to drink such magical and delicious black water today." Immortal Koi was overjoyed, and hurriedly returned the bottle to Bai Yan, asking, "Little Bai Yan, where did you get it?" , it’s delicious, do you have any more?”

"It's from my friends. There's only this one bottle. There's nothing left." Bai Yan sniffed, trying to hide the disappointment on his face. He is a mature little fairy, and he can't be overwhelmed by such a trivial matter. Having trouble with other gods...he is also very generous.

The Koi Immortal has only come back to it now, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, Xiao Baiyan, I didn't know there was only a little bit in it, if you mind very much, I can exchange it with you for other water."

"No need," Xiao Baiyan had already adjusted his mood, with a smile on his face again, "I know that the Jin Carp Immortal didn't do it on purpose, it's okay, I'll help Chang'e sister after weeding the weeds, May I?"

Koi Immortal said quickly: "Okay, okay, then you have to hurry up, isn't the old fairy sick? When I go back to catch him a ten thousand year old turtle to replenish his body, I believe he will recover soon. .”

Hearing the words Wannian turtle, Xiao Baiyan immediately forgave what he had done, and said happily, "Then thank you, Immortal Koi."

"You're welcome, but if you have any more black water, remember to leave some for me." Koi Xianjun turned and left, glanced at the Coke bottle in Bai Yan's hand, and swallowed unconsciously... Hey, he really wanted to drink it. Take a sip.

Bai Yan sighed faintly, his face collapsed.

It's a good thing he didn't take out the sparkling water, otherwise he might not be able to keep everything today. He only drank a small sip of such a small bottle of Coke, and he didn't even taste it before, so he was drank by the koi fairy up.

The audience in the live broadcast room had a panoramic view of the changes in Xiao Baiyan's expression. They both wanted to laugh and felt distressed. Isn't it just a small bottle of Coke? In the eyes of this little guy, it seemed like he had lost the whole world.

But Immortal Koi is also extremely unkind, even wanting to snatch the children's Coke, their cubs are really pitiful.

"Cub... I wonder if you have been hit by the broom star Lord Wen recently, and you can't even keep your mouth watering."

"Zai Zai is too mature. If he put it on other children, he would probably cry on the spot. Poor us, Zai Zai, still smiled and said it's okay...fuck it, it's okay, just let him drink a little, he But he drank it all in one gulp? Ahh, I'm so irritable, I want to hit someone!"

"Is it easy for us cubs to be busy for most of the day? There is a feeling that when I was a child, I worked hard to pick up trash and replaced it with a popsicle, but it all fell into the cesspit. Anyway, I feel aggrieved."

"Touch my cub, don't cry, there will still be Coke..."

"..."

A big smile appeared on Xiao Baiyan's face: "Thank you brother and sister for your comfort, it's okay, I still have a big bottle of sparkling water, and Immortal Koi can catch ten-thousand-year soft-shelled turtles, so I can nourish my grandfather again."

After that, he waved his small hoe, turned over the vegetable field in the small courtyard again, and sprinkled carrot seeds.

Seeing that he was not sensible like a child at all, everyone felt very sad for a moment, and they all ran to besiege Lin Xiaosen, hoping that she would share the rewarding method, and they must let Zaizai drink Coke until he is full!

Their cubs will definitely become the richest and happiest little gods in Jiuchongtian!

At the same time, there has once again been an upsurge of beauty dried carrots on the Internet.

Many merchants have already sensed the business opportunities, and have taken advantage of this opportunity to launch many types of dried carrots, and even the same leaf packages, which are so fake that they are real.

There are many consumers on the Internet who have been deceived, but most of them are paying close attention to Xiao Baiyan's live broadcast room.

Fifty copies of dried carrots have been circulated today, and everyone in the live broadcast room has a share... This is almost exciting news that can't help but make people feel sour and jealous.

Everyone has a share!

What kind of fan treatment is this!Even if you don't use it yourself, you can sell it for tens of thousands, or even 10,000+ yuan, which is a windfall!

Half a mile of sunshine naturally didn't miss this trending search. He stared at the leaf package posted on the Internet, his cheeks wrapped in gauze twisted for a moment, and the sour water in his heart gushed out, and he almost died of anger.

He doubted for a few words, the dog system actually pulled himself into the blacklist, not to mention his own mobile phone, even the mobile phones of other people he touched, all lost the live broadcast software, and the boat of friendship capsized They ordered several boats and almost got beaten up.

"This must be marketing! Don't you understand the marketing strategy yet? Invest a little in the early stage, and wait for the money to be harvested in the later stage. You groups of leeks are still rushing up...I'm dying of laughter, sooner or later you will cry!"

Banli Sunshine expressed his dissatisfaction indignantly, and remembered the Chosen One he met in the hospital today, he should have had his share of the emerald green leaf package, so why be proud!

"Create another topic in the public, so as to win the trust of the public. To be honest, this kind of marketing method is also outdated. If I were present, I would expose this routine every minute. I still want to cheat money at this level, lol Lost a big tooth!"

"Everyone, don't believe it..."

At this moment, Lin Xiaosen released her physical examination report, and all the data displayed on it were within the normal range, and the most incredible thing was that she had no minor ailments on her body.

As a working party who stays up late, no one of the contemporary adults has any sub-health problems such as insomnia and anxiety, but her data is completely normal, and the normal ones seem to be faked.

Banli Yangguang suddenly became agitated, grasping at this point and not letting go: "Look, everyone, even the medical report has been forged, the next step is probably the interview, and then the leek cutting, ha ha."

Not long after this Weibo was posted, it was filled with comments one after another.

"I'm sorry, today is also one of the fifty lucky ones. I got the leaf package and ate it immediately. After taking a shower, I changed a lot, but my colleagues are envious. I think bloggers are either stupid or bad. To spread rumors is to pay costly."

"One-fiftieth is here. The blogger is sour. After eating dried carrots, my skin diseases are cured. If I have any health problems, I am willing to do so. See you at the police station for making rumors!"

"It's the same as one in fifty, graduated with a Ph.D. in Political Science and Law, and the bloggers jumped up and down again and again. The open rumors have already caused damage to Zai Zai's reputation. Do you think that children will not be held accountable in Jiuchongtian? Sorry, I will be Zai Zai's lawyer from now on, please accept the lawyer's letter."

"..."

Half a mile of sunshine flipped through the comments, broke out in a cold sweat, quickly deleted all the previous Weibo, and logged in with a different account pretending nothing happened.

At this time, Weibo's hot searches have been swiped by dried carrots, and one-fiftieth has become the luckiest word at the moment. Many people have posted their effects before and after using them on Weibo, asking for purchases or expressing citric acid. Italian surfers emerge in endlessly.

Half a mile of sunshine pouted, still very unconvinced, isn't it just marketing?What kind of lawyer's letter is used to scare people, just because they are afraid that the truth will be exposed?The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and I am afraid that only a sober person like him can realize it.

At this time, another hot search was pushed up, and the overwhelming ones were reposts. Half a mile of sunlight clicked in and found that it was a test report issued by a scientific research institute, which described in detail the types of substances contained in dried carrots and the possible The strange effect coming, and said that the next step of research will be carried out on new substances.

An official account plus an official seal, or such an authoritative organization... Who can deny the slander, question the rumors?

Banli Yangguang actually started to feel thankful that he deleted Weibo quickly without leaving any clues, but soon he found that this matter was not so easy to settle, and strange or familiar calls came to him, scolding him like a dog Bloody head.

If it wasn't for him to touch other people's mobile phones with cheap hands, they wouldn't lose their special live broadcast software and their chance of becoming one in fifty.

Banli Sunshine was even more annoyed. If he hadn't said a few more words at the beginning, he would definitely be one in fifty now. After all, he was one of the earliest batch of chosen ones. Unfortunately, it was too late to say anything now.

Bai Yan didn't know about the turmoil in reality. He drank some sparkling water and saved the unfinished radish and rabbit broth for his grandfather to enjoy slowly.

Holding half a carrot, Xiao Baiyan gnawed happily. He is already a mature little fairy, and he can grow tall even if he doesn't eat meat, but grandpa needs to eat more good to nourish his body, so that he can Get well soon.

What's more, in the past, carrots were also delicious food.

Xiao Baiyan woke up early the next day, picked up his small hoe, and headed towards Guanghan Palace. At this time, the sky was just getting bright, and the nine heavens were still shrouded in mist, so the distance he could see clearly was really limited.

When approaching Guanghan Palace, he seemed to glimpse a figure passing by in the mist, but when he was about to take a closer look, there was nothing.

Maybe he was wrong?Bai Yan didn't take it to heart.

Jiuchongtian has always been stable, and the gods are not only practicing but also having fun, and any grievances and hatreds have been settled long ago after millions of years.

The palace wall of Guanghan Palace is very long, and the vines outside are already growing crazily. They easily crossed the palace wall and climbed into Guanghan Palace. This must be a headache for sister Chang'e who always loves beauty.

Bai Yan waved the small hoe earnestly, chopped off the vines, pulled out the roots hidden in the ground, and threw them into the basket behind him.

Koi Xianjun walked over from the morning mist, looked at the small hoe in his hand, regret flashed across his eyes, but he still asked with a smile: "Xiao Baiyan, is there anything I can do to help?"

"No, no need, I can do it by myself." Bai Yan couldn't figure out what the Koi Immortal Lord wanted to do, but he was inexplicably flustered and covered his pockets tightly.

Koi Xianjun nodded and didn't speak any more. He found a clean place and sat down cross-legged. Xiao Baiyan waved his small hoe suspiciously, sneaked a few glances at him from time to time, and finally couldn't help asking: "Kini Xianjun , what do you want to do?"

Koi Xianjun looked serious: "Wait for good luck to come."

Bai Yan: "...qaq"