At the age of three and a half, I paid too much to support my family [Live]

In the live broadcast room, the most anticipated is the Jade Rabbit as a spiritual pet.

Although the spirit feather fan is also highly anticipated, Emperor Dongli comes to open it from time to time, and every time it opens, it sells hundreds of pieces. Compared with this one, Sister Chang'e only has [-] jade rabbit spirit pets each time. It is simply hard to find a lot of money.

As for facial paste, laughing flowers, Qingxin grass, carrots and other foods, even if the effect is good, they are delicious, but they are gone after eating. It is very different from a high-end pet that can accompany you for a long time and save worry and effort.

The popularity of the jade rabbit as a spiritual pet has also set off a pet craze. The long-haired rabbit, which is regarded as dirty and smelly, is very popular. Even if it cannot be compared with cats and dogs, it still accounts for a large part of the market.

Many viewers in the live broadcast room have been squatting silently watching Yutu, and they immediately exploded when they heard this kind of news.

"I think we shouldn't grab it this time. If we can't, let Zai Zai hold an auction. I'm willing to pay a high price! Buy it at a very high price! I've missed it twice already!"

"This is my last chance, I don't want to miss it, please be merciful, big brothers, and see you in krypton gold, okay?"

"I really want it so much. I am unmarried and infertile and plan to keep pets for the rest of my life. Sisters, have pity on me and give me a bang!"

"Humble social animals also want to have..."

People from all walks of life are in a mess. The krypton gold family hopes to change the fate of non-chiefs with krypton gold. However, the party does not want to miss the luck that naturally depends on metaphysics. The live broadcast room is extremely lively, and the buzzing sound makes Xiao Baiyan I can't help my brain hurts.

Xiao Baiyan thought for a while, then looked at Chang'e Xian: "Sister Chang'e, how many jade rabbits are there this time?"

"This time there are a lot of them," Chang'exian said. "I may not be able to take good care of them in retreat, so I released fifty of them, 25 pairs. They have already formed a pair, so it is not recommended to feed them separately."

Animals, like humans, have incomparably rich emotions, not to mention the jade rabbits that ate Qizhi Dan. Chang'e doesn't want them to suffer in the human world, and rabbits in the human world...they may not be able to like them.

"25 pairs! My God, it's a lot more than before, but we have 1000 people in the live broadcast room!"

"One thousands of thousands, today the ghost king Wuya is also looking at the screen! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhin

"It's useless for the ghost king to ask for a jade rabbit, right? He wants a fox more..."

Everyone in the live broadcast room was afraid that the jade rabbit would be snatched away by the ghost king Wuya of the underworld. They did not forget to be xenophobic during the civil war and tried to persuade the ghost king Wuya to give up the jade rabbit, but the ghost king Wuya ignored him.

He is a ghost king with a very temper. These vulgar mortals have offended him and he still doesn't want to apologize. There is no way to make him humble!

The problem was very difficult, and Xiao Baiyan was at a loss for what to do. Only then did he realize that the popularity of the Jade Rabbit was also a trouble.

At this time, Li Su asked, "Zai Zai, would you like to ask Sister Chang'e, since these jade rabbits are husband and wife, can they breed the next generation? The jade rabbits that were in the world before seem to have not yet reached the age to breed. "

Everyone in the live broadcast room suddenly realized, and hurriedly urged Xiao Baiyan to ask.

"This is probably a problem that parents can't solve and leave it to the next generation... look forward to it!"

"Hurry up, if you can cultivate the next generation, it's so exciting!"

"This is the last batch. Even if I have sons and grandchildren, I only want a parting gift from Sister Chang'e!"

"Maybe next time I wake up I won't be able to see Sister Chang'e..."

Xiao Baiyan scratched his head, and asked the truth. He heard from his grandfather that there were not many jade rabbits in Guanghan Palace, and they haven't been overrun for so many years. It might not be easy to reproduce.

"The chance is very low," Chang'exian said softly. "Jade rabbits have extremely high requirements for the living environment, and they are already very different from mortal rabbits. I am afraid that only they are willing to give birth to offspring."

Hearing what Chang'e said, everyone was inevitably a little disappointed. If Chang'e does not leave the customs for a long time, then this will be the last batch of jade rabbits they can meet, and the competitiveness in the future can be imagined.

The idea of ​​buying at a high price was rejected by Chang'exian. She only hoped that Yutu could meet a destined person, and the way of spending money desperately was obviously not one of them.

That means that whoever wants to get the Jade Rabbit can only rely on luck.

For a while, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was quite dignified. Everyone waited eagerly for Xiao Baiyan to put all kinds of items on the shelves. Candlesticks, koi, carrots, and various fruits from Ximing Palace were quickly snatched up. It was empty, and there were only 25 pairs of jade rabbits left in the end.

The 25 pairs of jade rabbits have been divided by Chang'e. Most of them are male and female, and they are also accompanied by the same sex. However, the jade rabbits divided in this way are obviously no longer suitable to be placed on the shelves together, so Xiao Baiyan had to sell them one pair after another. .

After the first pair was sold, there was wailing in the live broadcast room.

After the second pair was sold, panic began in the live broadcast room.

The third pair, the fourth pair... until the No.20 fifth pair, there are still many people who have not gotten it.

"The last couple!" The audience in the live broadcast room were even more nervous than Xiao Baiyan, when someone in the live broadcast room suddenly said, "The richest man's father is giving out red envelopes in the group, everyone hurry up and grab them, I got 200 yuan !"

"Really? Why don't I believe it... Fuck, there are real red envelopes!"

"Hurry up and grab it..."

The live broadcast room suddenly became lively, and Xiao Baiyan looked bewildered, but at this moment he had already ordered the sale, and soon heard the reminder that it was sold out.

"???"

"??!!!"

"...??"

"Isn't the richest man's father giving out red envelopes? Why can he still grab the Jade Rabbit?!"

Chen Ye looked at the Jade Rabbit in his hand, and replied with great interest: "It's Gao Te's assistant who is sending out, this is called soldiers never tire of deceit."

Everyone: "..."

"It's disgusting! Don't you already have so many jade rabbits? Your family still wants to open a jade rabbit kindergarten?" Everyone was quite dissatisfied with the big family that had twelve jade rabbits earlier, but Chen Ye didn't pay much attention to it. He said: "Make up a whole number, twenty is no more, no less, just to realize the freedom of marriage."

Yutu who has used Qizhi Dan not only has a simple sense of self-protection, but also has requirements on personal emotions. To a certain extent, he can tolerate his own desires, express his likes and dislikes outwardly, and is also very strong in choosing a spouse. self-will.

Moreover, the jade rabbits sent out before did not form their own spouses, so there are also troubles in emotional needs.

At this time, someone in the live broadcast room suddenly said: "The richest man's father, are you getting married? My two jade rabbits were fighting a few days ago, and they probably hate each other. Why don't we try getting married?"

"You can go on a blind date, and if it's suitable, you can exchange it." Chen Ye said, "Now society refuses to arrange marriages."

"..."

Everyone else was stupefied, and Ghost King Wuya laughed angrily: "What, you told me that two rabbits are going to get married?"

Xiao Baiyan listened blankly to the conversation in the live broadcast room. He didn't understand what marriage was, nor what blind date was... Also, what was freedom of marriage?Is the Jade Rabbit Marriage Strange?

Everyone in the live broadcast room quickly explained: "It's just to find a friend, to find a friend who gets along well, and there are no other messy thoughts, so don't think about it."

"That's right, Zai Zai is still young, we don't need marriage or blind dates yet!"

Xiao Baiyan answered with a half-understood understanding, but he could vaguely sense a bit of guilt and perfunctory... Could it be that a blind date is such a big deal?

weird!

The Jiuchongtian team helped him calculate the income this time, and soon Xiao Baiyan had no time to think about it, he was busy sending all the spirit stones from various palaces, and Chang'e Immortal was going to retreat, so Xiao Baiyan gave extra He gave her a sum of spirit stones, and watched Taiyin Xingjun build the spirit formation by the way.

The little ginseng followed him, and when he saw the stars and soil in the courtyard of Taiyin Xingjun, he almost said on the spot that he wanted to run away from home.

The yard is full of stars and earth, so happy!

It can be eaten for a lifetime!

In the world, on the Internet.

A series of key words such as "Jade Rabbit Marriage" and "Chang'e's Retreat" quickly became popular on major social media. Suddenly, finding someone for a blind date for one's own pet became the happiest activity for netizens.

“@通人嘉: Yutu Tongtong and Yutu Jinjin have been feuding lately and often fight. Is there any friends who have made friends recently? I think Tongtong may have reached the estrus period, but Jinjin, the jade rabbit, is a bit of a dog and often grabs Tongtong’s. For food, Tongtong doesn't like him, and the gentleman rabbit has priority."

"@可爱爱尼脸斗: At first I really wanted to socialize with everyone, but my sisters are currently in a stable relationship. I am afraid that they will marry someone who is not human, so forget it..."

"@陈敏: Xiao Shi has lost her love recently, please ask for a jade rabbit similar to Xiao Jiu (pictured below), if interested, send a private message."

"..."

Netizens who watched the scene felt bitter. This is simply a series of people who are not as good as rabbits. Take a look at what the social animals look like now, and then look at these jade rabbits... It is simply two dreams of life: eating together and waiting to die, and assigning objects.

After Chen Ye signed a few documents, he quickly opened the Weibo client and flipped through private messages one by one.

Rabbits of various colors and shapes abound. Chen Ye searched through them one by one, but still couldn't find a suitable partner for Xiao Shi. At this moment, a hot search about foreign bloggers popped up.

In the video, a foreign blogger and a Chinese friend are socializing for their pets, but the pets seem to be at odds with each other. Two jade rabbits stand proudly on one side, while the other two long-haired rabbits try to get close to each other, but they are all caught by the jade rabbits. Dodging quickly, the disgusted little eyes could almost run over through the screen.

All kinds of instructions issued by foreign bloggers were completely ignored by Jade Rabbit, and they combed their hair on their own, arrogant and reserved, but when the owner came out, the two Jade Rabbits instantly turned into business status.

"Sure enough, the jade rabbit raised by Sister Chang'e has unusual eyesight. We can't look down on such a long-haired rabbit!"

"Rabbits have no nationality, but Jade Rabbits are unique to China!"

"My friend in front of you, don't force your respect. Isn't it just sneaking fish when the boss is away? These two jade rabbits have become spirits, please send them to school, they have to pass the postgraduate entrance exam..."

"Isn't the problem not a language barrier? Yutu can't understand foreign bloggers because they don't learn foreign languages!"

"..."

Chen Ye fell into deep thought, and soon opened the live broadcast room, and asked earnestly, "Do you want to consider learning a foreign language? Jade Rabbit is already on the track of internationalization, and investing in advance is not a loss."

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