At the age of three and a half, I paid too much to support my family [Live]

Tusita Palace.

The movement just now attracted a lot of prying eyes, the Taishang Laojun had no choice but to welcome Po Meng and Bai Yan into the palace and close the gate.

As for the matter of fighting with women at a young age and losing the fight, Taishang Laojun definitely didn't want all the gods in Jiuchongtian to know, he was just good at being modest and didn't want to bully women.

Xiao Baiyan presented the beard, and suggested obediently: "Grandpa Lao Jun, you can just put the beard on again, it won't be visible."

"..." The audience in the live broadcast room was a little helpless, and they consoled with earnestness and earnestness: "Cub, this is not just about picking up beards, it's complicated, let's not get involved, just eat melons and watch the show obediently."

"That's right, Zai Zai, it's your Granny Meng playing with Grandpa Lao Jun, we don't need to get involved."

Just kidding...?

Little Baiyan had some disbelief in his eyes.

Taishang Laojun, who lost his beard painfully, clutched his chin, his heart was trembling with anger, this doesn't mean that it can be reattached, his beard has been carefully raised for tens of thousands of years, and he is very careful in grooming it on weekdays. It's really hateful to ask Po Meng to cut it off today!

"How can you pick it up!" Taishang Laojun waved his hands impatiently, and looked at Granny Meng angrily, "No, no, what are you doing? Granny Meng, don't be too arrogant, I just watched In Bai Yu's face, I don't care about you..."

"What does Bai Yu have to do with me?" Granny Meng glanced at him and put away the three-year-old scissors, "It's just a few beards, old gentleman, if you continue to be careless and gossip about me, see if I don't cut your beard. Straightened out."

Taishang Laojun trembled in fright, took a deep breath, and hummed with some annoyance, "No wonder you are disliked by others. In this world, Bai Yu is the only one who can stand your temper!"

Po Meng didn't dislike him saying this, on the contrary she was a little happy, even if Bai Yu didn't want to be with her now, it's not in vain that they used to get along like a match made in heaven.

"I brought the fish bones for you." Granny Meng pushed Xiao Baiyan to him, tearing off the beard from his little hand in disgust, "I also brought you a century-old willow tree and your bell, It can be regarded as breaking through the secret realm, if you want to come from good luck, how will you repay, old gentleman?"

"Illness is cured but it is hard to heal. Bai Yan also asks for me. A mere willow tree is nothing." Taishang Laojun was not fooled. He retrieved the fish bone and willow tree from Xiao Baiyan's hand, and took back the purple golden bell , shook the whisk, "Let's wait until the pill is refined, it's still early."

The previous elixir was just to stabilize the old fairy's gradually collapsing body, and the choice in the future is the key to whether he can survive. I thought this elixir could last for a long time, but I didn't expect the old fairy Weng repeatedly used mana, making the medicine continue to spread.

Granny Meng was very dissatisfied with his response, and was about to say something, but Laojun Taishang closed the door first, moved the two of them out of the Tushita Palace, and said angrily: "Grandma Meng, you will still be less Come and bother me."

At this time, there were already many gods watching the excitement outside the Dousita Palace. Seeing Po Meng being kicked out like this, he couldn't help but asked with a smile, "But Laojun is angry with you again?"

"I heard that you took out the Sansheng scissors just now. Didn't Laojun's beard suffer again?"

"I haven't seen you in hundreds of thousands of years. It's time to have a good fight..."

A look of disgust flashed across Meng Po's eyes, and she said lazily: "Who told him that he can't get rid of his stinky mouth, and he doesn't attract people's attention when he speaks, but you guys, who come to see the fun for nothing, are not afraid of losing the gods. face."

Tianji Xingjun was among the crowd of immortals, and said loudly: "What's the matter? Who dares to come to see your mother-in-law Meng's excitement, let's find Bai Yan to discuss matters."

Hearing what he said, the immortals hurriedly followed up; "Yes, we came to find Bai Yan to discuss matters, not to see your mother-in-law's excitement."

Granny Meng is a female official of the underworld, she has a very bad temper, and with a pair of three life scissors, she can enjoy both the world and the earth. She has strangled the beard of the Taishang Laojun for so many years.

While talking, the two stars, Tianshu and Tianji, had appeared beside Xiao Baiyan, busy promoting their own business: "Baiyan, Junior Sister Yaoguang has saved up thousands of face creams, when can I exchange them in the world?" Lingshi?"

"Just stick to the original price, we definitely don't dare to lose weight."

"Emperor Dongli is pressing hard..."

Xiao Baiyan already knew about what happened in Jiuchongtian these days, but the audience in the live broadcast room didn't know it at all. Tianshu Xingjun and Tianji Xingjun were so urgent and anxious that they completely changed in the eyes of everyone. appearance.

"Is this a pitfall? I feel like the Tie Hanhans in Beidou Palace have never done good things..."

"I also don't think it's very reliable, but these guys shouldn't dare to lie to you, right? Otherwise, we won't accept his goods next time!"

"...Let's take it, the effect of applying facial ointment is quite good. Just be careful, don't be fooled."

"No, just chill him for two days. No matter what kind of plots and schemes they have, they will definitely be good when they are chased by Emperor Dongli!!"

"..."

Everyone in the live broadcast room thought of a certain possibility, fell silent for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing out loud.

"I see, they must have been taken care of by Emperor Dongli! Hahahahahahahaha!"

"I want to laugh for no reason, hahahahaha, the wicked will be punished by the wicked, don't be afraid, we also have backers."

"It's so pitiful, this is what happens to life loans..."

Xiao Baiyan looked at the two of them again and couldn't help showing some sympathy in his eyes. Emperor Dongli is so powerful with just a fan magic weapon, let alone five fans all at once. He was taught a terrible lesson.

Tianji Xingjun hurriedly sold out: "Little Baiyan, we are both gods, we should help each other anyway, it's not easy for Junior Sister Yaoguang to make some face cream, we...we are also very guilty, you see Can you raise it a bit..."

At this time, Tianshu Xingjun tugged his sleeve vigorously, motioning him to shut up, Tianji Xingjun looked at him displeased, seeing the half-smile look in Shangdongli Emperor's eyes, his legs couldn't help but go weak, Turn around and want to run.

"Emperor Dongli..." Tianji Xingjun swallowed, trying to smile.

Emperor Dongli didn't bother to pay attention to them, closed his folding fan and swept away their hands, and picked out Xiao Baiyan from the two of them, with a hint of concern in his lazy tone: "Is everything all right in the secret realm? Yujian?"

"It's all good, I was not injured, and I even caught a strange fish," Xiao Baiyan smiled with his black eyes shining, and straightened his chest waiting for praise, "That strange fish is blood-colored and looks good. Ugly, but I'm not afraid at all!"

"Sword control..." Xiao Baiyan thought for a while, and said tactfully, "It's feasible in the water, and it won't fall."

"..."

"Don't worry, learn slowly, you are talented, you can always learn it," Emperor Dongli didn't know whether he was comforting Bai Yan or himself, and said instead, "I made a batch of Lingyu fans by chance a few days ago, let Leave it to you."

This time the spirit feather fan is more delicate, each feather is extremely beautiful, with a faint luster, each feather is very similar from a distance, but it is completely different when viewed up close, whether it is for hanging ornaments or It is very suitable for pinning on clothes.

The live broadcast room suddenly became lively, and everyone was gearing up, eager to snatch the Lingyu Fan back immediately. If carrots were the most down-to-earth in the live broadcast room, then the most expensive and rarest thing to buy was Emperor Dongli's Lingyu Fan!

Not only the netizens who claim to be the heirs of Dongli Palace have paid a lot of money to buy it, but many rich people are also secretly looking for it, but the Lingyu fan can only be recognized once, and it cannot be transferred at all, so that it is rarely sold on the market. As for pirated copies

Is the six lives of Beidou Palace not real enough?Even the emperor of the Big Dipper didn't dare to be tough, a mere mortal, who would dare to be presumptuous!

The celestial beings onlookers were also envious, they could also make such small things, and they might not be worse than Emperor Dongli, but with the lessons learned from Beidou Palace, they definitely didn't dare to make things difficult for themselves easily.

The beautiful feathers of the spiritual bird hang in the air, refracted by the light into colorful colors, a figure quietly approached: "Xiao Baiyan, there are people who want the feathers of the spiritual bird, do you want the eggs of the spiritual bird?"

It's the broom star.

The gods around took a step back one after another, and each made a spell to get rid of the bad luck, even if it couldn't completely remove it, at least they wanted to feel at ease.

Saoba Xingjun didn't take it seriously at all, and held a large number of spirit bird eggs and moved them in front of Xiao Baiyan: "The ones just came out of the nest, and they are still warm. If you go back to hatch the eggs, maybe you can hatch another one." A spirit bird is coming."

Xiao Baiyan was a little embarrassed, he had the scales of the koi fairy king, so he didn't need to be contaminated with the bad luck of the broom star king, but these spirit bird eggs... are not clean, even if the spirit birds can be hatched, I'm afraid it will bring a With some attributes of crows.

"No," Xiaobaiyan politely refused, "Mr. Broom Star, these spirit bird eggs must not flow into the human world. They will destroy people's chances at least, or hurt their lives at worst. No one will want them."

Koi Immortal also squeezed over at some point, and echoed: "No, it's your bad luck, let's see who dares to take it? It's just that my koi is born not afraid of your skills."

"Mr. Broom Star, you can do less work. Aren't the gods and spirit birds in the Nine Heavens not enough to harm you?"

"Stinky fish! Don't be so proud of yourself!" Broom Xingjun was so disgusted with his appearance, he said with a sneer, "At most, I brought some bad luck, but you stole other people's luck and put it on your own , put away your shameless face!"

"You—I think you want to die!"

The Koi Immortal was furious. Seeing that the two most difficult immortals were about to fight, all the immortals stepped back to protect themselves. Emperor Dongli threw his fan over, and the two who had just wished to kill each other quickly became obedient and honest. Really keep a safe distance.

"My dear student, how are you doing?" Emperor Dongli looked at Xiao Baiyan, intending to let him decide.

Mr. Saoba Xing recalled his old grievances with Xiao Baiyan, gritted his teeth and said: "My spirit bird egg and the feathers of the spirit feather fan are from the same spirit bird, even if my skills are different, there may not be no way to get rid of it, Xiaobai Yan, you can't use this as an excuse!"

Xiao Baiyan's argument was blocked like this, he could only think of other ways: "If Mr. Broom Xing can get rid of the bad luck on the spirit bird's eggs, I will accept it."

There are only two ways to completely get rid of the bad luck contaminated by the broom star king: one is the water in the koi pond, and the other is the emperor himself.

The emperor cannot afford to be offended, and the broom Xingjun subconsciously looked at the Koi Xianjun, who raised his chin arrogantly: "You are dreaming!"

The author has something to say: Live broadcast room: This is called transferring contradictions!Misfortune diverted to the east!

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感谢在2020-11-1400:02:59~2020-11-1410:37:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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