Buzhou Mountain: wife, boss, 666

Liu Yu had a dream.

She dreamed that she pressed Zhang Xiyan into a big soft bed to do something inappropriate for children.

On Zhang Xiyan's slender and fair finger was a diamond ring, which was their wedding ring, one for each of them.

She tightly clasped Zhang Xiyan's wrist, and did something extremely large-scale and excessive to Zhang Xiyan.Zhang Xiyan closed her eyes, a faint blush appeared on her face, adding a bit of charm to that naturally cold face, which was extremely attractive.

The skin-to-skin touch and the fluttering breath seem to be right next to the ear.

The touch of the two tightly entangled together is extremely beautiful, as if owning the whole world, and it is so sweet and greasy that people don't want to wake up.

Before she knew it, she and Zhang Xiyan appeared in a deep mountain forest.

She became very disgusted with Zhang Xiyan again, and felt that Zhang Xiyan was pretending to be awesome, so she called her Zhang Shisan.She designed Zhang Xiyan to step on a bear trap and captured Zhang Xiyan.Zhang Xiyan finally fell into her hands. She avenged her grievances and vengeance. She stuffed the stinky socks that had not been washed after climbing the mountain for a week into Zhang Xiyan's mouth, and vomited Zhang Xiyan with nausea.Zhang Xiyan was injured by a trap on her ankle, the wound was infected, she seemed to be dying, she couldn't walk, she was in a daze, she locked Zhang Xiyan in a cage and carried her away.

The dream came to an abrupt end.

Liu Yu woke up.

She was lying on a book thicker than a brick, and all she could smell was a strong smell of medicine, which also penetrated into her body along the skin, as if it was a tonic.

They were not in the mountains, but on a dark boat.

Liu Yu turned her head to look at Zhang Xiyan, who was lying in the tub without even a heartbeat or breathing, feeling inexplicably distressed and uncomfortable, probably because the emotions in the dream just now extended to reality.

She speculated that it was very likely that Mr. Zhang... Uh, taking such a naked bath gave her a psychological suggestion, which led to the dream just now.Including the ring, she watched Zhang Xiyan take off the ring and carefully put it in the box.

The dream was extremely real, and both the touch and the emotion seemed to be real, so that after she woke up, there was still an inexplicable emotion lingering in her heart, which was very uncomfortable, and she wanted to indulge in the dream again. willing to wake up.

She thought to herself: Zhang Xiyan must be poisonous.

Otherwise, how could she have such a dream about Zhang Xiyan.

As for her stuffing stinky socks into Mr. Zhang's mouth and almost killing Mr. Zhang, it's even more impossible. Otherwise, how could it be her turn to live to this day.

Liu Yu quickly cleared her mind and calmed down. She prefers to stay sober and rational at all times, rather than being swayed by emotions.

There was a dead silence all around, not even a little wind.

The huge ship is like a huge underground palace tomb.

Especially Zhang Xiyan, who was not breathing, had no heartbeat, and whose skin was soaked green by the potion, was even more similar in the tub next to her.If Zhang Xiyan hadn't been vaccinated in advance, saying that no corpse would be left after death, Liu Yu felt that it would be difficult for her not to think about it.

She turned into a human form, walked over, put her hands on her hips, and shouted angrily: "Boss, can you open your formation first and let me go out?"

Brother Zhang didn't respond at all.

Liu Yu shouted again: "Boss, wake up."

Zhang Xiyan still didn't respond.

Liu Yu moved closer to Zhang Xiyan's ear and shouted: "Boss, get up, open the door."

Zhang Xiyan didn't respond, but Liu Yu clearly smelled an indescribable smell of medicine mixed with some grease.The green on Mr. Zhang's body is not the green of moss, but the green of oily luster.

Liu Yu quietly stretched out her hand and rubbed it on her hand. It was greasy, no matter how you looked at it, it looked like animal fat.

Two words popped up in her mind: corpse oil?

She felt unlucky again, so she hurriedly drove away the thought.

Gu oil?

Gu will form calluses and peel off the skin, not to mention that it will emit oil.

Liu Yu's heart fluttered, and she shouted: "Zhang Xiyan." She stretched out her hand to push Zhang Xiyan, and the tentacles were cold and greasy. It really didn't feel like touching a living person.She was even more frightened, and she opened her throat and shouted loudly: "Brother Zhang, you are cheating, don't be scary, wake up."

Suddenly, something came out from the corner, it was quite short, smaller than a monkey.

Liu Yu immediately remembered the tomb robbery novel she was reading, and felt that her heartbeat was almost gone. Ah bah, she didn’t have a heartbeat at first, and she was not a living person. It's the grave robber.She bravely turned her head to look over, and was about to scare the tomb robber, when she saw the little tree god standing in the corner looking at her speechlessly.

The little tree god said: "Stop making noise, Chongchong's injury is too serious, she has entered a dead state, and cannot be woken up. When her injury is almost healed, she will naturally wake up."

Liu Yu was angry for no reason, put her hands on her hips, and said, "Do you have any humanity? Who did she hurt like this for? You can't care or worry about it. It's so light and insignificant, ha...haha... …"Mad!

The little tree god said, "It's kind of hurtful. I slept with her for more than 1000 years when I was hurt the most. When I woke up, the dynasties had changed several times." After she finished speaking, she turned and walked across the wall. up.

Seeing her passing through the wall, Liu Yu quickly reached out to touch the wall, but was blocked by the air wall again.She shouted, "Hey, how did you get there?"

The childish voice of Xiao Shushen came from next door: "Innate supernatural powers, you can do it even if you practice for ten thousand years."

Liu Yu asked: "How long will Zhang Xiyan sleep for?"

The little tree god said: "It's been 80 years, you also have serious injuries, you can spend time with her."

hehe?am i hurt?I do not know how?I'm like that corpse of Zhang Xiyan... Ah bah, it's auspicious, and I'm... I don't like it!She thought about it, and then she wanted to throw Zhang Xiyan's natal Gu back into the bathtub and soak in the small cauldron.

The natal Gu lying in the small cauldron is as if dead.

Seeing it like that, Liu Yu thought: "This natal Gu can't be soaked with Mr. Zhang?" Otherwise, why would Mr. Zhang take this Gu out and soak it alone?

She hesitated, and decided not to soak.Adhering to the spirit of studying hard and making progress every day, she continued to go back to read the book, and fell asleep again after reading two pages.

She woke up from sleep for an unknown amount of time. Every time she woke up, Mr. Zhang was still asleep, and the potion in the bathtub was getting less and less.

She was completely full of sleep, and when she woke up, Mr. Zhang was still sleeping.

The potion in the tub had dried up, and the green grease on Mr. Zhang's body had also dried into a shell, a thin layer, and a piece of the green grease shell on his arm was cracked.

Liu Yu owed her hand, and with a light pull, a hard shell the size of a coin fell off, revealing her white skin.

She picked it lightly along the edge of the green shell again, and uncovered a larger piece. After picking out a few pieces in a row, the white and smooth skin on the arm was in sharp contrast with the wrinkled dry shell of green grease. People have OCD, and they can't help itching.

Such a closed environment is extremely boring.

Liu Yu felt that if she hadn't had a strong psychological quality, she would have been locked up and gone crazy.

It's okay, find something to do.

Liu Yu was sitting by the tub, picking the dried green grease from Mr. Zhang's body.She plucked the arms and clasped the arms, the arms and the palms, the left hand and the right hand, and then the shoulders, and then the face was cleaned.

After all, no matter how good-looking a person is, wearing a green masked face is terrifying.

She peeled off the shell on Mr. Zhang's face, which also made her feel good.

The face, hands, and neck were all cleaned, but Zhang Xiyan still didn't wake up.However, the complexion on his face returned to normal, with powder in the white, radiant, like a newborn from a cocoon.

This is really practicing Gu, the same as Gu.

Liu Yu went to pick the hard green grease shell under Mr. Zhang's shoulder blades again.

They are all women, so there are not so many taboos. By the way, she helped Mr. Zhang take off the shell on his chest.

Suddenly, Boss Zhang's eyes opened without warning, as if he was suddenly awakened in a dream, and almost at the moment when she opened her eyes, a slap came over her.

That slap was not a slap on the face, but a "bang" slap on Liu Yu's chest with a thunderous force.

Liu Yu clearly heard the sound of the air vibrating, and the air cover behind her was smashed. Well, she, the human form...hehe, the tree is gone, the insect shape is gone, and it directly disperses into a large group of small petals. His whole body scattered lightly into countless fine particles and flew around.It's a beautiful feeling to be free from all shackles.

Before she was beautiful for two seconds, another powerful force sucked her into a ball, and a warm force grabbed her.She felt that her floating soul returned to her body, and then her whole body was painful and heavy, and she had the illusion that her body was so painful that she was no longer her own. Fortunately, there was a warm touch rushing against her body like an air current, The little petals absorbed the airflow and gradually came back to life, and the pain gradually disappeared.

Liu Yu's thoughts and perceptions also gradually returned, and then found that Mr. Zhang was still lying in the bathtub, still maintaining the sleeping posture before. The slight difference was that his right hand was originally placed on the lower abdomen, but now it was placed on the chest. At the same level, with the palm facing up, holding her in the palm.

Her gaze met Zhang Xiyan's eyes, and she found that Mr. Zhang's eyes were still a little dull, and his thoughts seemed a little slow, as if he had just woken up and his brain hadn't returned to normal operation.She took the lead decisively and said: "I just saw that you are dirty, so I can help you clean it up. Do you need to beat me so hard? Did you break me up just now? You almost killed me?" After she finished speaking, Seeing Zhang Xiyan staring at her blankly, she seemed to be thinking.

Liu Yu thought to herself: "Did you sleep stupidly?" She called out: "Boss Zhang?"

Zhang Xiyan was in a deep sleep when she suddenly felt something strange in her chest, as if she had encountered a sneak attack, she slapped it out, but she "saw" her eyes were red, as if she saw Liu Yu dissipating, she almost subconsciously scattered them The red light gathered in the palm, regathering it.

Zhang Xiyan thought she was dreaming, but she didn't expect that when she opened her eyes, she found that she was supporting Liu Yu who looked like a worm.

In the Flower God Gu in her palm, the soul and body are still separated.

The thumb-sized bug was covered with a layer of light red soul light, not even a human figure.

Zhang Xiyan didn't dare to move, and continued to protect and wrap Liu Yu with his true energy, gradually merging Liu Yu's soul into the worm's body.

Liu Yu continued to shout: "Boss? Wake up? Are you a fool?"

Zhang Xiyan said softly: "No." It was true that she was almost scared to death.She looked down at herself, her arms, chest and below her chest were completely different colors, and a pile of dry green shells fell beside her. She suddenly understood what Liu Yu was doing just now, her face turned blue and red alternately, but she didn't know what to do. What did you say? After holding back for a long time, she silently put Liu Yu on the ground beside her, then raised her hand to create a phantom array, covering herself and the tub inside.

Liu Yu was keenly aware of Big Boss Zhang's situation, and she hid under the window in fright. After thinking for a while, she explained: "Boss, I don't mean anything to you, just treat it like I'm helping you squeeze your face." The blackheads on it are healed."

Zhang Xiyan couldn't hear the emotional voice: "I really didn't know Miss Liu still had this hobby."

Liu Yu said: "It's boring, being locked up here is so boring that I'm going crazy."

Zhang Xiyan said, "You can practice."

Liu Yu let out a "hehe" and said, "I get sleepy when I read. I don't know who wrote the two broken books in the mustard stone. They are long, smelly and thick with bricks. I read two pages and fell asleep for seven sleeps." " After she finished speaking, she didn't hear Zhang Xiyan's words, and shouted again: "Hey, hello, boss, give me some voice."

Zhang Xiyan said, "I wrote those two books."

Liu Yu made an "uh" sound, and immediately changed her words, saying, "Wow, those two books are simply amazing, easy to understand, even a novice like me can learn them in one go, especially spells, I learned them in minutes." After she finished speaking, she decisively hid under the window.Forget it, people with amnesia are not worthy of chatting.

She had erotic dreams, dreaming about having sex with the boss, and she couldn't even say it if she was beaten to death. If she said it, she would really be beaten to death by the boss.

However, it seems that suddenly getting along with the boss is not so annoying and annoying.strange.