[Qing wear] wear into Shunzhi

"By the way, go and hug Da Da first, I want to take him out of the palace together."

"But this...!"

"No but! I just want to take Da Da to go on a tour and leave San'er alone in the palace to get moldy! Hmph! San'er come and beat me if you have the ability!"

Wu Liang Fu Fu, what did the emperor do to you to make you so... so... Alas, forgive him for his lack of vocabulary as a semi-literate eunuch.

"But, this slave must be, big brother is still so young, in case you encounter danger on the way or catch a cold, there is something good or bad..." Wu Liangfu slapped himself first, "It doesn't count , Slave, this is just hypothetical. That's a big deal."

"Then wait for the imperial doctor to follow after the marriage. This time I won't come back for a year or so! You don't have to be so secretive when you travel. Don't worry, I will leave a note for San'er , he knows how to do it."

"This……"

"No matter what, I'll leave you in the palace and grow mushrooms with San'er!"

Wu Liangfu didn't know the meaning of growing mushrooms, but being with San'er did intimidate him... Thinking about it, the emperor must not be happy for the emperor to leave the palace. If the emperor hadn't blocked him yesterday, half his life would have been lost up.This time, looking at the emperor's confidence, it is probably no problem to go out, the emperor will be even more furious, when the time comes for him to be left by the emperor's side, isn't this a dead end!

"Hey, this slave will do it now."

"It's almost there."

After Wu Liangfu went out, Qin Xiaoshou picked up a pen and wrote.

Good son, take good care of political affairs, go out to travel for father and dad.Don't try to catch us back, because the father is very angry now, you know, really angry!So just send us the people and things we need when we need them, and you don't want to see us in trouble, do you?Govern the world well, I can see it among the people.The return date is uncertain, and I will come back when I figure it out, or when you find a solution to the conflict.But if you play tricks to get us back, next time I disappear, I will never come back again.Feeling that he had expressed his meaning very clearly, he blew the paper, and when the pen and ink were dry, Wu Liangfu also came back with Da Da.

Looking at Da Da, Qin Xiaoshou discovered a problem, how can he go out with Da Da... If he wants to take Da Da together to pretend to be a eunuch, it will definitely not work, not to mention that even eunuchs can't leave if they want to go out.If you don't apply through the proper procedures, you have to ask for... a waist card!

After thinking about it, I went to my desk and rummaged for a long time, "Wu Liangfu, where are my gold medals?" I remember that there seemed to be all kinds of privileges in it.

"Your Majesty, last time you said it was too eye-catching, you asked all the servants to store it in a box."

"Oh, what about the box?"

"Taishanghuang... last time the fourth brother asked to go...you gave it very readily..."

"You slave! You just let me give you such an important thing?!"

tat "Too high, my servant reminded you several times, but you threw your hands away and almost slapped this servant, saying, 'Is there anything you can't give Si'er! How much is it worth?! Rare?! My son wants to be Lao Tzu's." Can I not give it!'"

When Qin Xiaoshou heard it... =--= "It seems that there is such a thing..." At that time, it took Si'er to lure Wu'er away for a long time before he could get in touch with Da Da... Then Si'er When I came to ask for credit, I wanted that box... I was happy at the time... So...

"Go and ask me to come back."

"But..." But you gave it all to your son!ah!How can I come back? !Is this really possible? !Tai Shang Huang!

"No, but, if Si'er refuses to give it, I'll give him a few gold ingots."

Your Majesty, please allow the servant to say silently in his heart that the gold medals in that box are worth more than dozens of gold ingots, not to mention, compared to the value of the gold medal itself, its power is more important...

In short, Wu Liangfu, who was completely powerless to complain, resigned himself to his fate and went to Elder Brother's office.

Seeing Wu Liangfu leave to go to elder brother's office, he remembered that among the sons, the third son had a family background and an underground lover, and the second and fourth sons didn't even have a Fujin!

So I continued to write the message I already wrote:

Also: You can help the father with the marriage of the second and fourth sons. Those who should be sealed should be sealed, and those who should marry a wife should be married.If Er'er has no children when Wei's father comes back, just wait to give Er'er the eldest.After all, he is his most precious son!

This time Wu Liangfu came back quite quickly, but with a gold medal in his hand, Qin Xiaoshou squinted, "Why is there only one?"

"This... the fourth elder brother is not in the elder brother's office, so the servant took it for himself, but if it was too noticeable to take the whole box away, I only took one. And this sign happens to be inside and outside the palace. Unhindered."

When Qin Xiaoshou heard this, he patted Wu Liangfu on the shoulder, "A child can be taught, Wu Liangfu, you have learned to adapt. We need such talents."

Wu Liangfu instantly felt that the pears had doubled.

"So, next step, Wu Liangfu, are you ready?"

Can the minion ask what's next? ! "Forgive me for being stupid..."

"You can say that you are a man, it's not exaggerated."

I'm so sorry, I'm sorry for you!

"Of course they smuggled me and Da Da out of the palace."

"Hey, the slave will arrange a carriage now."

Qin Xiaoshou nodded in satisfaction, turned around and hugged Yinfeng, "Yoxi, Daddy, we are going out of the palace! An outing! I haven't been out of the palace yet, Your Majesty! You are so lucky Ah, you can breathe the free air outside at such a young age. That’s why I’m so grateful to you, Emperor Mafa.”

In return, what Qin Xiaoshou received was Yinreng's fierce resistance, I'm sorry!Huang Mafa!Have you ever asked my wishes? !Is there anything!Just like the old one!I know I'm small!So I will endure it, but what about going out of the palace? !Is there really no problem? !But didn't you come to stop it? ! "Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!" Ah soul!

"You said you kid, you are usually quite indifferent, and you are so excited when you hear that you are going to leave the palace. Really, you are more restless than me. Sure enough, every life in the Forbidden City has a lonely forest that can't be restrained." heart!"

"Goo! Goo—!!! Get out!!!" Finally coughed up the saliva.Yinfeng, who was trying to express his anger, finally said a word that he could say in this life... Get lost.Finally, I spit out the words that express my heart with blood and tears in my saliva!

"Ah! Da Ran has spoken! Sure enough, freedom is endless!!!!" Poking Xiao Baozi's face, "But this quality is a little bit worse, how can you be so rude! The most important thing is... Spray me a bit My face is drooling, I have to rub it back." So a big face with drool rubbed against a small face with tender skin and a little baby fat...

Da Da: Can I swear...

Da Da: Oh, I already said dirty words...

Da Da: Can I bite...

Da Da: It seems very unhygienic...

Da Da: Oh, I accidentally went up, salty...

Da Da: qaq Huang Ama, I'm sorry, I'm no longer that decent and elegant prince!

Da Da: I'm sorry Huang Ama... I can only go out of the palace with Huang Mafa, and I will come back when I become that excellent prince! >Dish<...

"Daddy, I am also very happy that you are so enthusiastic about Huang Mafa, but if you don't let go... Be careful, I will bite you too... Are you sharper than anyone else's teeth! Are you more tender than anyone else?! Don't pretend, I know you listen Gotta understand!"

The big black dog let go of his mouth, and his inner cup was lying in vinegar and wandering in the direction of the Qing Palace. In his heart, he said goodbye to a certain son?br>

"My lord, the carriage is ready, look..."

"Let's go." Wu Liangfu immediately pushed Qin Xiaoshou who was ready into the car.Naturally, this carriage will not be driven by Wu Liangfu himself, the soles of the feet of Wu Liangfu's servants in this palace can think of who it is, even if it is said by the Supreme Emperor, this time there is no need to be too secretive, but at least this palace has to be left, right?

"The Supreme Emperor, I have wronged you and my little elder brother for a while, once you leave the palace gate, the servant will get out."

"It's okay." Qin Xiaoshou really doesn't care much about these trivial things compared to being able to leave the palace immediately.

……

"Wait a minute, who's in there?"

"What's wrong?" Wu Liangfu raised a corner of the car curtain to prevent people from seeing Qin Xiaoshou inside.

And the latter had already prepared Yinfeng for work before he arrived at the palace gate, "If you dare to expose me, I will strip you naked in front of your uncle and Huang Ama!"

"Gu roll—" still spraying Qin Xiaoshou's face full of saliva.

……

Da Da: This effect is what we want! =w=

Knowing that the verbal attack is far from being able to cause much harm to Qin Xiaoshou, he finally degenerates to the point of spitting revenge... Hey, is it really okay to continue like this?

"Go out and settle accounts with you!" Poked the face!

……

Da Da: Drooling, swearing, and biting, little prince, I've already given up!

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"What's going on?" Wu Liangfu asked the guard impatiently.

"Oh, this is Director Wu. I'm blind. Is this going to leave the palace? Is this charter? I still need it. The higher-ups didn't say that you are going to leave the palace today. I didn't mean to make things difficult for me. You know it. If we don’t check clearly, we will be unlucky.” And the one who spoke was just the little guard guarding the palace gate, so he was also respectful to Wu Liangfu.The guards who guard the gate like them often bully the weak and fear the strong on weekdays.