[Qing wear] wear into Shunzhi
Chapter 26 2'er's QY Dream
On the first night, Er'er met a woman named Yan Qing.She said that she was the queen and was trapped in a world called Qiongyao. Er'er didn't know what the world was called Qiongyao, so the woman named Qingyan began to tell him stories.Er'er didn't think the story was so attractive to him, but when the woman told the story, there were endless pastries, which made Er'er willing to stay and listen to the story.
So on the second night, he still dreamed of the woman named Yan Qing, and he asked that woman again, what is poverty.So the woman told the story of Qiong Yao again.So when the woman was telling the story, the never-ending plate of pastries appeared again.So this night, Er'er understood a little more ignorantly.
On the third night, the woman continued patiently telling the same story...
fourth night...
In one night, Er'er finally digested such a story. Probably a swallow snatched Ziweihua's pastry, and then found that it was not suitable for her taste, so she wanted to put the pastry back to Ziweihua. In the end, both Yanzi and Ziweihua found it. Cakes that suit your taste!All the best!
On the sixth night, Er'er further digested the plot after Happy Birthday, probably because swallows, as a kind of pastry, were originally served with char siu, and crape myrtle cakes were to be served with pig nose, but the ginger flavored pastry wanted to be served with pig nose. In the end, the emperor didn't like the ginger flavor to be paired with pig nose, so he changed it to a Fu dish to match with her.Er'er thinks, no matter what it is, it's strange to match... But it seems that Huang Ama likes [the child still can't tell the difference between that yellow mulberry and this yellow mulberry]... Anyway, everyone is happy in the end, except that they are still struggling with taste Er'er.
On the seventh night, I still struggle with strange flavor combinations, and why Huang Ama likes them...
On the eighth night, Er'er heard that there was a flower-flavored pastry, and Huang Sang liked it very much.As a result, the floral flavor seems to be more like to be paired with elixir, so Yanzi, Ziwei, barbecued pork, and pig nose, they smuggled out the floral flavor. Huang Sang was very sad. Er'er thought it was probably because it was the most delicious of all pastries and side dishes. It's a normal one, but it's hard for Huang Ama to meet a tastier one, but someone snatches it away when she reaches her mouth.
On the ninth night, the swallows, crape myrtle, char siu, and pig nose all ran away.Er'er thinks it's pretty good, so Huang Amahuang still belongs to him!
On the tenth night, the woman did not tell the story, but read the lines.
Er'er remembers, "You can't do this to me." You can't point me to a plate of pastries, and you can't take my pastries away!
Er'er remembered, "A broken cake, how can you save Er'er who is heartbroken!" Want the whole plate, intact!
Er'er remembered, "I really like cakes, whether it's the sweet but not greasy osmanthus cake, the white sugar cake that tastes great, or the crispy and soft oil cake, I really like it!"
Er'er remembers, "You are so cruel, so cruel, so cruel!" Q_Q Huang Ama who doesn't give cakes is so cruel, so cruel, so cruel, so cruel...
Er'er remembered, "You are ruthless, shameless and unreasonable!" Er'er actually didn't know the meaning of this sentence, but it sounded so imposing!
Er'er remembered, "I'm ruthless, shameless and unreasonable!" The reason is the same as above.
Er'er remembered, "You are ruthless, shameless and making trouble everywhere!" The reason is still the same as above.
"Even if I am ruthless, shameless and unreasonable, you are more ruthless, shameless and unreasonable than me!" The reason is the same as above.
Facts have proved that it is very useful for Er'er to remember such convoluted words. For example, now, Er'er looks at San'er and Huang Ama who are stunned, and feels a sense of accomplishment spontaneously!Succeeded in the summoning of bastard spirit!Everyone was shocked by him!
"In a dream!" After hearing the ten plates of cakes, Er'er told the truth decisively, begging for cakes!
As a result, Huang Ama looked at him with a serious face [When did it change...], and put his hands on Er'er's small shoulders, "Er'er, it's not good for children to lie, Huang Ama doesn't like it."
Er'er pouted, "I'm not lying!" He turned to look at San'er for help.
As a result, the latter also looked at him with a serious face [just like San'er is not like this...], "Er'er, be good, to be honest, I'll ask someone to bring you the pastry right away." He touched his head.
Er'er frowned, he understood the meaning of those bluffing words! "You... are heartless, shameless and unreasonable!!"
San'er looked at Er'er bitterly, if he knew who taught this child to be bad!Skinned him!
Seeing San'er's expression of 'sadness', Er'er stepped forward and put his hand on San'er's shoulder, "At this time, you should say, how can I be heartless, shameless and unreasonable!?! Then I can say, 'You go everywhere to ask for shameless and unreasonable take! ’, and then you can say, ‘Even if I am ruthless and shameless, I am not as ruthless and shameless as you. Look!" After finishing speaking, Xiao Baozi sat on the ground and snarled—Little Baozi who was not trusted was very sad, he was telling the truth, San'er and Huang Ama didn't ask him specifically, so they said he was lying!So the second son is arrogant!
San'er was taken aback by what Er'er said, and Qin Xiaoshou was even more stunned when he heard it beside him, not to mention the servants who wanted to bury themselves in the ground and pretend that they didn't exist at all.
In the end, San'er decided to stand on his feet, let someone bring the cakes up first, then stepped forward, knelt down, and touched Er'er, who turned his head arrogantly, "Er'er, we believe what you said, it was just too sudden, Tell me, what is the name of the person who taught you in the dream?" Er'er will not lie, especially when facing such a big temptation, San'er is sure of this point, then Er'er said it was in the dream Not to deliberately hide anything.The only answer is that Er'er regarded it as a dream.Whether it is a dream or not, as long as you catch the person, HOLD the source!Only then can the child be brought back to life!He doesn't want to listen to a lot of 'ruthless, shameless and unreasonable troublemaking! '
Er'er was easily taken down by San'er, saying that she was a woman. She said she was a queen, but Huang Ama didn't seem to like her.By analogy, San'er and Qin Xiaoshou both thought of the abolished queen, there were only two queens in the palace, even the queen mother, she had never been a queen, and it was impossible for her to educate Er'er like this!New here, Er'er barely recognizes a familiar face so far, so the only possibility is that he is a waste queen...
It was related to Qin Xiaoshou's back house, so San'er couldn't get involved. While Er'er was enjoying the ten plates of pastries, Qin Xiaoshou and San'er gave Er'er an ideological education class, vowing to make those poor Throw the shaking thing out of Er'er's brain!
Before leaving, Er'er had obviously been well-educated, and only the ruthless, shameless and unreasonable troublemaking was still in his mind.So Qin Xiaoshou patted San'er on the shoulder, "Ama knows that you have always been sensible, so Er'er will leave it to you." The revolution has not yet succeeded, and the notice still needs to work hard!
San'er looked serious, as if he had picked up some heavy burden, he nodded solemnly.
Then Qin Xiao was killed and went to find Concubine Jing. After hearing all the ruthless and shameless troubles, the latter's brain was knotted and his eyes were blurred. He was questioned again, and finally asked her where she came from!Home or something!Concubine Jing was at a loss, while Qin Xiaoshou kept looking at him quietly, Concubine Jing was even more confused.
For several days in a row, Qin Xiaoshou was harassed like this, and for a time the harem was abolished and returned to favor!To be precise, for the first time, I was favored! !
As a result, Qin Xiaoshou really didn't find any problems with Concubine Jing, so he had to evacuate, lest there would be another open and secret fight in the harem because of Concubine Jing's favor.
Concubine Jing endured Qin Xiaoshou's staring, staring, and scrutinizing for several days, and all kinds of insinuations. Finally, after Qin Xiaoshou left completely, she cheered and said that Nima had a good life these days. It's scarier than Huang Sang's smile! ! !
The queen was shot while lying down, but the real culprit was still not found, but fortunately, Er'er had been put right, and there was no chance of Qiong Yao's classic lines coming out again.So this matter gradually faded away, only Qin Xiaoshou went to visit Concubine Jing from time to time, trying to find out that she was actually a time traveler in disguise!
And Er'er is the biggest beneficiary of the whole incident, because for a long time, Er'er found that as long as he said that he was ruthless, shameless and unreasonable, there would be cakes automatically delivered to the door!But the good times didn't last long, not long after he said this, San'er threatened him with a fierce face, if he said it again, he would never have pastries in his life!Even if there is, it is salty or char siew!
Er'er panicked... and finally compromised... So later, Er'er silently prayed that the queen would appear again, tell him another story, let him learn the lines, so that he would have extra pastries to eat!
As for San'er, it was not until Er'er completely forgot about this matter that he gave up on finding the person who taught Er'er badly.But because of this, San'er has always grasped the education of his brothers, sons and even grandchildren!
So on the second night, he still dreamed of the woman named Yan Qing, and he asked that woman again, what is poverty.So the woman told the story of Qiong Yao again.So when the woman was telling the story, the never-ending plate of pastries appeared again.So this night, Er'er understood a little more ignorantly.
On the third night, the woman continued patiently telling the same story...
fourth night...
In one night, Er'er finally digested such a story. Probably a swallow snatched Ziweihua's pastry, and then found that it was not suitable for her taste, so she wanted to put the pastry back to Ziweihua. In the end, both Yanzi and Ziweihua found it. Cakes that suit your taste!All the best!
On the sixth night, Er'er further digested the plot after Happy Birthday, probably because swallows, as a kind of pastry, were originally served with char siu, and crape myrtle cakes were to be served with pig nose, but the ginger flavored pastry wanted to be served with pig nose. In the end, the emperor didn't like the ginger flavor to be paired with pig nose, so he changed it to a Fu dish to match with her.Er'er thinks, no matter what it is, it's strange to match... But it seems that Huang Ama likes [the child still can't tell the difference between that yellow mulberry and this yellow mulberry]... Anyway, everyone is happy in the end, except that they are still struggling with taste Er'er.
On the seventh night, I still struggle with strange flavor combinations, and why Huang Ama likes them...
On the eighth night, Er'er heard that there was a flower-flavored pastry, and Huang Sang liked it very much.As a result, the floral flavor seems to be more like to be paired with elixir, so Yanzi, Ziwei, barbecued pork, and pig nose, they smuggled out the floral flavor. Huang Sang was very sad. Er'er thought it was probably because it was the most delicious of all pastries and side dishes. It's a normal one, but it's hard for Huang Ama to meet a tastier one, but someone snatches it away when she reaches her mouth.
On the ninth night, the swallows, crape myrtle, char siu, and pig nose all ran away.Er'er thinks it's pretty good, so Huang Amahuang still belongs to him!
On the tenth night, the woman did not tell the story, but read the lines.
Er'er remembers, "You can't do this to me." You can't point me to a plate of pastries, and you can't take my pastries away!
Er'er remembered, "A broken cake, how can you save Er'er who is heartbroken!" Want the whole plate, intact!
Er'er remembered, "I really like cakes, whether it's the sweet but not greasy osmanthus cake, the white sugar cake that tastes great, or the crispy and soft oil cake, I really like it!"
Er'er remembers, "You are so cruel, so cruel, so cruel!" Q_Q Huang Ama who doesn't give cakes is so cruel, so cruel, so cruel, so cruel...
Er'er remembered, "You are ruthless, shameless and unreasonable!" Er'er actually didn't know the meaning of this sentence, but it sounded so imposing!
Er'er remembered, "I'm ruthless, shameless and unreasonable!" The reason is the same as above.
Er'er remembered, "You are ruthless, shameless and making trouble everywhere!" The reason is still the same as above.
"Even if I am ruthless, shameless and unreasonable, you are more ruthless, shameless and unreasonable than me!" The reason is the same as above.
Facts have proved that it is very useful for Er'er to remember such convoluted words. For example, now, Er'er looks at San'er and Huang Ama who are stunned, and feels a sense of accomplishment spontaneously!Succeeded in the summoning of bastard spirit!Everyone was shocked by him!
"In a dream!" After hearing the ten plates of cakes, Er'er told the truth decisively, begging for cakes!
As a result, Huang Ama looked at him with a serious face [When did it change...], and put his hands on Er'er's small shoulders, "Er'er, it's not good for children to lie, Huang Ama doesn't like it."
Er'er pouted, "I'm not lying!" He turned to look at San'er for help.
As a result, the latter also looked at him with a serious face [just like San'er is not like this...], "Er'er, be good, to be honest, I'll ask someone to bring you the pastry right away." He touched his head.
Er'er frowned, he understood the meaning of those bluffing words! "You... are heartless, shameless and unreasonable!!"
San'er looked at Er'er bitterly, if he knew who taught this child to be bad!Skinned him!
Seeing San'er's expression of 'sadness', Er'er stepped forward and put his hand on San'er's shoulder, "At this time, you should say, how can I be heartless, shameless and unreasonable!?! Then I can say, 'You go everywhere to ask for shameless and unreasonable take! ’, and then you can say, ‘Even if I am ruthless and shameless, I am not as ruthless and shameless as you. Look!" After finishing speaking, Xiao Baozi sat on the ground and snarled—Little Baozi who was not trusted was very sad, he was telling the truth, San'er and Huang Ama didn't ask him specifically, so they said he was lying!So the second son is arrogant!
San'er was taken aback by what Er'er said, and Qin Xiaoshou was even more stunned when he heard it beside him, not to mention the servants who wanted to bury themselves in the ground and pretend that they didn't exist at all.
In the end, San'er decided to stand on his feet, let someone bring the cakes up first, then stepped forward, knelt down, and touched Er'er, who turned his head arrogantly, "Er'er, we believe what you said, it was just too sudden, Tell me, what is the name of the person who taught you in the dream?" Er'er will not lie, especially when facing such a big temptation, San'er is sure of this point, then Er'er said it was in the dream Not to deliberately hide anything.The only answer is that Er'er regarded it as a dream.Whether it is a dream or not, as long as you catch the person, HOLD the source!Only then can the child be brought back to life!He doesn't want to listen to a lot of 'ruthless, shameless and unreasonable troublemaking! '
Er'er was easily taken down by San'er, saying that she was a woman. She said she was a queen, but Huang Ama didn't seem to like her.By analogy, San'er and Qin Xiaoshou both thought of the abolished queen, there were only two queens in the palace, even the queen mother, she had never been a queen, and it was impossible for her to educate Er'er like this!New here, Er'er barely recognizes a familiar face so far, so the only possibility is that he is a waste queen...
It was related to Qin Xiaoshou's back house, so San'er couldn't get involved. While Er'er was enjoying the ten plates of pastries, Qin Xiaoshou and San'er gave Er'er an ideological education class, vowing to make those poor Throw the shaking thing out of Er'er's brain!
Before leaving, Er'er had obviously been well-educated, and only the ruthless, shameless and unreasonable troublemaking was still in his mind.So Qin Xiaoshou patted San'er on the shoulder, "Ama knows that you have always been sensible, so Er'er will leave it to you." The revolution has not yet succeeded, and the notice still needs to work hard!
San'er looked serious, as if he had picked up some heavy burden, he nodded solemnly.
Then Qin Xiao was killed and went to find Concubine Jing. After hearing all the ruthless and shameless troubles, the latter's brain was knotted and his eyes were blurred. He was questioned again, and finally asked her where she came from!Home or something!Concubine Jing was at a loss, while Qin Xiaoshou kept looking at him quietly, Concubine Jing was even more confused.
For several days in a row, Qin Xiaoshou was harassed like this, and for a time the harem was abolished and returned to favor!To be precise, for the first time, I was favored! !
As a result, Qin Xiaoshou really didn't find any problems with Concubine Jing, so he had to evacuate, lest there would be another open and secret fight in the harem because of Concubine Jing's favor.
Concubine Jing endured Qin Xiaoshou's staring, staring, and scrutinizing for several days, and all kinds of insinuations. Finally, after Qin Xiaoshou left completely, she cheered and said that Nima had a good life these days. It's scarier than Huang Sang's smile! ! !
The queen was shot while lying down, but the real culprit was still not found, but fortunately, Er'er had been put right, and there was no chance of Qiong Yao's classic lines coming out again.So this matter gradually faded away, only Qin Xiaoshou went to visit Concubine Jing from time to time, trying to find out that she was actually a time traveler in disguise!
And Er'er is the biggest beneficiary of the whole incident, because for a long time, Er'er found that as long as he said that he was ruthless, shameless and unreasonable, there would be cakes automatically delivered to the door!But the good times didn't last long, not long after he said this, San'er threatened him with a fierce face, if he said it again, he would never have pastries in his life!Even if there is, it is salty or char siew!
Er'er panicked... and finally compromised... So later, Er'er silently prayed that the queen would appear again, tell him another story, let him learn the lines, so that he would have extra pastries to eat!
As for San'er, it was not until Er'er completely forgot about this matter that he gave up on finding the person who taught Er'er badly.But because of this, San'er has always grasped the education of his brothers, sons and even grandchildren!
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