Daily life of roommates

The news of Gou Yi and Xue Di's official relationship spread like wildfire and spring breeze to every corner of the world.There is a strong sense of joy in Gou Yi's body after the romance that has been separated for many years.

Bedroom 2 specially organized a class reunion for this purpose. Even Tao Jin, who was far away in the Ru country, flew back to join in the fun. He brought with him the love of his life, classmate Zhuma.

Zhu Ma looked at Gou Yi a few more times, and said with a smile: "I saw your photo on Tao Jin's Weibo many years ago."

Gou Yi said: "Hey, is there such a thing? What kind of photo?"

Tao Jin said: "Pictures of shitting in the toilet."

Gou Yi said: "You pervert!"

Tao Jin said: "Your paralysis is obviously because you shamelessly acted as the background when I took pictures!"

Zhuma laughed and said, "Your relationship is really good."

Tao Jin immediately said honestly: "Don't get me wrong, everyone we sleep with is innocent. We have signed a contract."

The bamboo horse said: "You stallion who can only think with the lower body, thanks to such a contract, who is so wise to come up with such a good idea?"

Tao Jin said: "It's Uncle Fu, the head of our dormitory. He has a lot of eyes...why hasn't Uncle Fu come yet?"

Gou Yi said sadly: "His wife ran away recently, and he is not in a good mood. The chairman often does his ideological work."

Shao Lang said with a smile: "His chairman, I'm afraid his ideological work will be done in bed."

Several people then seriously discussed whether Fubo was straight or crooked, and in the end they felt that he was almost a tiger's paw.

Xiao Yuejian said: "I'll find out by doing a fortune telling for him." He took out two big money and started to shake the fortune.

After the result came out, he pinched his fingers and calculated, his face was startled, and he sighed sadly, "The fungus is black, the grapes are purple, and the bananas are soft."

Everyone asked what it meant, Xiao Yuejian said that the secret of the sky should not be leaked, and was despised by the itchy 2-bedroom person.

Fang Yumeng was already drooling, so he asked the waiter if he could serve some fruit compote first.

Shao Lang added that some melons and fruits that are helpful for weight loss should not be served. He sighed and said: "There is a new play where I play an anorexic patient, and I must consume zero calories."

The waiter has a good heart, so he served a plate of... cucumber.

Shao Lang smiled lewdly and picked up one, handed it to Fang Yumeng and said, "Here, I used my melon tonight to make you forget about him."

Fang Yumeng bit down on the cucumber and said, "I will never forget Tong Zhuo!"

Everyone started eating cucumbers.

Tao Jin took a bite and chewed and said to Shao Lang: "Hey! Let me give you a break. Min Ermu recently returned to China from the UK. It has been so many years since his father's incident. The bottom is still quite thick, and I heard that this time it will develop in China for a long time.”

Shao Lang paused and rolled his eyes and said, "Who are you talking about? Do I know him? ——It's none of my business."

Tao Jin sneered, "Pretending to be B and being thundered - but if you are like them, it will be nice to rekindle your old love after many years." He pointed to Gou Yi and Xue Di.

Shao Lang didn't change his old style, but retorted, "I'm different from you, good horses don't turn back."

Tao Jin was very angry because his lover was ridiculed, and was about to overturn the table for a duel or something. At this time, Wan Fuhe rushed to him with a gray face. He didn't notice that Tao Jin brought someone with him, maybe he was a little absent-minded. Well, just do peace out of habit and always persuade Tao Jin and Shao Lang to calm down, saying: "Why do you two pinch each other when you meet? Why can't you talk calmly after you haven't seen each other for so long? Didn't you kiss me when you graduated and broke up? Is it the friendship of the mouth!"

Everyone was petrified, secretly watching Tao Jin's partner's face.

I saw the bamboo horse smiling and said: "Your relationship is really good..."

Tao Jin almost knelt down on the spot, and said, "No... no... I, we were just kidding, really, the relationship between me and him is the purest!"

Zhuma said: "I believe you...as long as you can kneel on the computer motherboard all night."

This night was a rare reunion of classmates, so many friends from the school from back then came, such as Liu Tie, who looks like Takenouchi, Mei Shao, who fell in love because he couldn't say good morning in English next door, and the track and field team. Some of the people and so on... Huh, a bunch of people staggered after drinking, saying that it was to celebrate Gou Yi's new relationship, but in fact, no one remembered what the theme was at the end.

The next day when Gou Yi woke up, Xue Di threw him a T-shirt and said, "Wear this today."

Gou Yi put on the bird's nest head and rubbed his eyes in a daze.

After getting up, I found a strange thing, "Why are you wearing the same clothes as me?"

Xue Di said: "I just bought two by chance."

Gou Yi went to wash up without saying anything, and when he came out, he suddenly said to Xue Di: "Could this be the legendary couple's shirt?"

Xue Di said, "You can think whatever you want."

Then on this day of prostration, Gou Yi said: "What are we doing today?"

Xue Di said: "Do nothing, just be in a daze."

Gou Yi said: "Go out to exercise? Play tennis?"

Xue Di said: "I can't swing the pole, it's too heavy."

Gou Yi said: "That badminton."

Xue Di said: "Don't go anywhere, just stay."

Gou Yi had no choice but to slump on the sofa.

Xue Di walked over and leaned against him.

Gou Yi said: "Go away, it's so hot. It's not good for two big men to stick together."

Xue Di's expression was very bad, and he said, "I'm helping you realize your ideal in life."

Gou Yi said: "What the hell? I don't have such a strange life ideal."

Xue Di said: "It was the person who slept with you who told me that your ideal is to be in a daze with someone you like, and you will be satisfied."

Gou Yi was stunned for a moment, then smiled, rushed over to rub his head, and said, "A serious man is the cutest, you are unexpectedly cute~"

In the evening, Xue Di went to take a bath first, and when he came out, Gou Yi slowly came out of the bed, and it was his turn to wash.

Xue Di drilled into bed, and used the remote control to change channels.

Gou Yi walked to the door of the bathroom and suddenly turned around, asking, "Is it warm under the blanket?"

Xue Di said, "It's okay."

Gou Yi said: "It's not wrong, I put several Ps for you to cover."

Xue Di threw the remote control at him, and he smiled triumphantly and slipped into the bathroom.

Xue Di thumped the quilt helplessly, he seemed to smell an ambiguous smell belonging to life in a trance.

(End of the article)