Daily life of roommates

In the dance arena, when it was Shao Lang's turn to appear, he had not yet shown up, which caused a frenzy among the audience below, whistling mineral water bottles and so on.

When Shao Lang cried out to die and appeared in a full and monstrous state of mind, the atmosphere instantly reached a new climax.

In the Mediterranean-style music, he voluntarily exudes his indisputable beauty beyond gender. Miaoman's waist twists out a story with the most twists and turns. At the most intense point, it seems that a built-in motor is installed on his waist, chug chug. The flowers and branches trembled wildly, the atmosphere reached a new high, and the mobile phone camera kept flashing.

And a group of gangsters at the entrance of the auditorium who came aggressively and viciously saw Shao Lang on the stage suddenly froze. One of the leaders covered his lower body that was still in pain, squinted his eyes, and casually grabbed a crowd next to him. Pulling his collar, he pressed, "Who is that girl dancing up there?"

The life of the crowd was threatened, but their heads and eyes were still directed towards the stage, they applauded and whistled, and took the time to answer the leader: "This is Shao Lang, the flower of the X department, the best-looking one in the second bedroom! "

The leader seemed to have heard the name of Bedroom 2 before, so he took a breath, "...Is it really a man?"

The crowd snorted, "I haven't taken off his pants to see, I don't know! You can ask the people in the second bedroom!"

The leader pushed the man away, and secretly wrote down Shao Lang's name, "This beam has been formed! Let's wait and see!"

He originally planned to find someone to kick the other party's lower body for revenge, but now he changed his mind.After insisting on watching this dance, he reluctantly left the auditorium.

At this moment, the boss has a relatively complete revenge plan in his heart. There is no challenge in beating someone up or something, and there is no fun in scratching his face. If you want to play, you can play something bigger!Thinking of this, he smiled sinisterly, but inadvertently pulled the swollen egg nerve, and bent down in pain.

When the cold sweat was pouring down, the leader thought darkly—"Shao Lang, I will ask you to repay it twice in the future!"

—What is physical pain?Emotional pain comes from the inside out!He wants to hook up with this pungent hypocrite first and then abandon him, and let the other party cry for him, life would be worse than death!He's going to play with him until he's had enough!

And Shao Lang, who didn't know it, was still charming all beings on the stage. After today, he wanted to have a minister who didn't want him. However, these were not important to him. Wouldn't it be a kind of suitor? does it exist?

What he values ​​is the collective honor and the responsibility on his shoulders.

In the department where there are few girls, he is almost playing the role of filling up the gender gap like a nuwa to mend the sky, and the time has come to win the breath of the brothers!

In the end, he really lived up to expectations and won No.3 in the dance competition. The instructor gave him three points for conduct, and gave him a bonus of 500 yuan to the actors and staff.

Shao Lang, whose brilliance and glory deepened, woke up the next day still intoxicated with a good sense of himself, but on the way to the cafeteria, a group of people blocked his way, and it was the leader who was scratched by him and almost crippled yesterday.

Shao Lang was acting bravely at the time, but in retrospect, he didn't know how he did it at that time. He felt that he was still very weak, and his force value was not good enough.

At this time, I was also afraid that the other party would come to retaliate, so I bravely said with my hands on my hips, "You, what are you going to do?! I will call someone when I come again! Help! Beat someone~"

Because Shao Lang was in the limelight, many passers-by knew his demeanor, and many people surrounded him immediately.

Shao Lang was also very courageous, looking very mighty and unyielding.

But the leader smiled charmingly, took off his sunglasses, squinted his eyes to create a very expressive atmosphere, and said, "Did you make it? There are beasts, I'm just thinking, divine beasts, I will be like Jiang Zi, Gu Qiongqi, yes Yin said, in fact, for Zhidu, I profess you! I have proclaimed your kindness for a long time!"

Shao Lang was dumbfounded, "What did you say?"

The servant next to him said anxiously: "My boss said he wanted to pick you up."

Shao Lang picked his ears, "It was quite standard to listen to him swearing yesterday, but today I can't straighten my tongue when I speak? Could it be that my tongue was swollen yesterday?"

The attendant explained: "Do you understand romance?! My boss is confessing to you in the most romantic Taiwanese accent! Haven't you watched Taiwanese idol dramas? If you haven't eaten a pig's head, you've always seen a pig walk!"

The leader stopped the follower's attack with a cool and handsome gesture, squinted his eyes and shook his head sexyly, and said: "Sorry, I thought you would like a more romantic pronunciation, I know many girls who like something a little island style Mandarin. But obviously you know more about romance than they do."

Shao Lang said: "...So you were really confessing just now?"

"I never lie about this," said the leader.

Shao Lang said: "Oh. Then please say it again in mainland accent."

The leader was a little embarrassed to see a circle of onlookers who didn't know the truth. It seemed easier to say shameless things in a non-native language.

So he coughed, calmed down, squinted at Shao Lang again, and said, "I really like you, how about making friends?"

Shao Lang blinked and said, "No."

Then he took a spoon and continued to the cafeteria.

The leader followed him and said, "Why not?"

Shao Lang glanced at him and said, "I don't like your hairstyle. It's too ugly."

The attendant said from behind: "This hairstyle is ugly?! Can you appreciate it! This hairstyle was made by the boss at the best hair salon in the city, and it is the most popular in Hong Kong and Taiwan this year..."

The boss signaled him to shut up, and then asked Shao Lang, "Then what kind of hairstyle do you like?"

Shao Lang said: "Well... I guess there is only a little stubble left on your left side, and you can make a hair inch." He suddenly stopped and touched the leader's hair ambiguously, "If you really If you want to date me, shave your head and confess. Now, I'm going to have breakfast, 88."

The boss watched Shao Lang go away, the hair tip still had a subtle touch just now, he felt for the first time that the hair also had nerves, an electric current passed from the hair tip to the root of the hair, and then penetrated deep into the scalp, people gradually became It's a little refreshing.

The boss thought to himself, as expected of the rumored killing of a hundred people, Fengyue's tricks are quite impressive, but the more unscrupulous this kind of person is, the more devoted he will be when he is serious.The ambition to conquer swelled in his heart.

"Shao Lang, there will come a day when I will torture you mentally and physically, and make you cry and beg me to let you go!"——he was flirting secretly.

The attendant said cautiously: "Boss, you don't really want to cut your hair, do you? Then hundreds of dollars can't be wasted."

The leader said: "What do you know! Those who do big things must not stick to small things, and they don't want children to be caught by wolves."

The servant was shocked and said: "Boss! Boss, think twice! That's bald!"

The leader, the strong man, cut off his wrist and said: "You can grow your hair slowly, and if the horse misses it, you won't be able to soak it."