Daily life of roommates

Tao Jin originally had a first love who was very close to each other. He was privately determined for life in kindergarten. He was a good friend hand in hand in elementary school. In junior high school, he crossed the forbidden zone of love and ate the forbidden fruit together.

However, when the love becomes strong, the love turns thin, this is true.

In high school, Tao Jin and Zhuma fell in love and killed each other in various ways. When the national flag was raised on Monday, they broke up in front of classmates and teachers on the playground, and tearfully beat each other and accused each other of cheating... Those unbearable months The past in Ming Dynasty.

In the summer vacation of the second year of high school, Zhuma's family wanted him to go abroad to study in university. Because of this, the two had another fight and broke up.

Tao Jin, who went home alone, received a text message from Zhuma: What am I in psychology?

Tao Jin locked himself in the room, listened to the songs pretending to be B, and played in his mind over and over again the companionship and acquaintance of the bamboo horse half his life, those blooming flowers, those loves made, those youthful and frivolous.Suddenly, he crazily missed the bamboo horse who had beaten him just now, and felt that he was extremely lonely in the world without him.

While crying, he texted Zhuma back: You will be my favorite for the rest of my life.

He was so moved by himself while pinching his mobile phone, he felt that he had solemnly promised his long life to someone, and it was done by signing his name on the Sansheng Stone.

He made a cruel wish, to be with the bamboo horse for the rest of his life, and never leave him. In the future, even if there are other good people, he will never look at them again. Even if the person has been washed, he will never take off his pants and lie on the bed At most, he just thought about it in his heart, and he would not do anything to offend the bamboo horse.

A few days later, the bamboo horse went abroad.

Before leaving, I called him and said only one sentence: I didn't expect you to be this kind of person.

Tao Jin held his phone and cried again. He just checked the outbox and found the original text of the text message he sent a few days ago: You will be the favorite of my lower body.

——The above are the truths that Tao Jin, who was in college, confided after drinking.

At that time, he was lying on the table crying and knocking on the table, saying: "I hate the input method!"

But soon he raised his head to wipe away his tears, lit a cigarette, and said in a vicissitudes of life: "It's fortunate that I made a typo at the time, otherwise I would not be able to enjoy sex now. I was immature back then. , What are you talking about for a lifetime, ha ha—childish!" He shook his head with a smile, and exhaled a puff of smoke rings, "As the saying goes, a single tree cannot make a forest, and a single swallow cannot make a spring."

Well, Tao Jin's shortcoming is that he likes to get drunk after drinking, and he will find a reason to cry when he is drunk.

The advantage is that he sobered up quickly, and then he was able to round up what he said just now, and pretended to be B by the way.