The Laity of the Legend of Double Dragons in the Tang Dynasty

No one thought that I would use Shi Zhixuan to make a stove, and he himself didn't know that the stove didn't respond to demon seeds.

It was as if I had been reborn. This pale and numb heart once again saw this beautiful world through the heart of the little stone in the depths of Shi Zhixuan's soul. Yes, the world in the eyes of the little stone is so beautiful that it makes people palpitate. Little stone... ...and also palpitatingly beautiful.

I don't look like me any more, looking in the mirror I can hardly recognize that it is the arrogant and cold evil emperor Xiang Yutian, this is just a clumsy and ordinary man, but I like it.

I don’t know why he likes to grab people’s beard so much. Every time his eyes fall on it, his eyes will burst into light of incomparable surprise and joy. I can also feel the deep admiration in his heart at the same time, and then the pair of fleshy little hands If you dodge it, you will be overwhelmed by accusations, grievances and grievances. At this time, I can only raise my hands and surrender, and send the few remaining beards to you. His hands were ravaged/ravaged by him.

Little Shitou drools more and more, and I, who has always been obsessed with cleanliness, no longer have clean clothes to wear. I will soon be able to grab my sleeve and wipe his saliva proficiently.But that wasn't enough, his neckline would get wet if I distracted him.I carried an embroidery needle that was heavier than a sword, and sewed oiled paper between two layers of cotton cloth to make a neckerchief.If someone told me half a year ago that I would pick up an embroidery needle one day, I would have broken his neck!But now I not only take it, but I am getting more and more proficient in it.The oil paper persisted through the cotton cloth and rubbed the white cheeks and neck of the little stone until it was red. The little guy was still smiling heartlessly. scarves, busy all day changing these scarves.I'm really glad that the little guy is past the age of changing diapers. Although he can't speak, as long as he kicks his calf 'Yah Ya', I can tell whether he wants to pee or piss.

He became very fond of biting things, biting whatever he caught. I was afraid that he would eat something terrible, so I had to offer my hand to him. His soft gums were grinding against my fingers. It feels really good.

He has long teeth, white and small, like rice grains.

He pushed away his deer milk angrily, and coveted my barbecued fruits and vegetables. I learned to mince the meat and cook it in the porridge, scraped the apples into pureed meat with a small spoon, and squeezed out the juice from the vegetables.

The first thing he said was 'pee pee', well, I admit that I was a failure, the most common thing I said to him was "do you want to pee 'pee pee'?", I have to work hard from now on, otherwise he If the second sentence says "flesh", I will find a hole and bury it for myself.

He finally called the master, and I was so excited that I didn't fall asleep all night.

He's learning to walk, I'd rather he didn't, I don't like hide and seek at all, not at all!oh!God, why would he fall into the big bucket behind me when I lit a fire, why would he jump into the fire when I washed rice, why would he run away without a trace when I took a nap!I think maybe I misunderstood the irresponsible parents before, I need to find a rope to tie him to my waistband!

What is more tragic than learning to walk is that when he was still walking unsteadily, he actually liked to climb high. There are stools on stools, ladders on ladders, and trees on trees. I am going crazy. This kid will always only remember to eat but not remember. Hit, just fell down, and after crying twice, I continued to work hard with the big bag on my head, not caring about the painful twitching of the people around me!

You still go to climb trees, ancestor!It's not fun in the water!You want fish, right?Catch you, catch you...

Busy and full.

I love it.

So what if he doesn't look like the evil emperor?

So what about Dao Mind Planting Demon Dafa?

All I want is this kind of life.

Every night I fall asleep holding his soft and warm body.

Morning morning pretending to be asleep, waiting for his soft lips to imprint on my face before opening my eyes.

When he went out, he was looked at with pitiful eyes: "Master, be good, little Shitou, you have to come back early, come back earlier than the earliest."

Before entering the door, he deliberately stepped up his steps, and then listened to the hurried voice inside the door. After entering the door, he avoided his hiding place: "Little stone? Where is Master's little stone?" Hearing his giggles, he jumped into his arms dancing and said, "Master is stupid."

People are picky when cooking.

Punching and kicking people in their sleep.

……

This is the life I want, this is the life I want.

I received Shi Zhixuan's crazy jealousy towards me, and I smiled comfortably, yes, the scales and half claws of the little stone's beautiful spirit that I peeped through Shi Zhixuan's soul are already pure and beautiful, making people cry, Shi Zhixuan felt What kind of magnificent holy land is it?How could he not be jealous of me, the person who can accompany Xiao Shitou all the time?

When I was two years old, I found a master for Xiao Shitou. I didn't expect Ning Daoqi to teach him anything. That old man's kung fu is nothing, but he is better at life than me. He is obviously a willful old guy like me, but Being able to play like a fish in water among various forces, even he like me can make friends.Bearing the identity of Ning Daoqi's lover, Xiaoshi will surely live a prosperous life in the future. I don't want him to be like me, walking on the street, seeing eyes of hatred, fear or disgust. Deserve only the best.

Guided by the aura of the little stone, my cultivation went very smoothly. When he was seven years old, I was finally about to finish my cultivation.As long as I succeed, Shi Zhixuan, who is the furnace, will die. At that time, Shi Zhixuan's small stone in the furnace can naturally absorb his demon seeds and achieve supreme talent.From now on, this world belongs to my master and apprentice.

Although it is very safe, there are always accidents and small stones, so I have to think more carefully.I only told one person about my impending retreat, Lu Miaozi.That old boy's martial arts are extremely bad, but luckily he is very reliable, he can do what he promises, and that old boy has a lot of good things, which can just be used to relieve Xiao Shitou's boredom.

Looking at Xiao Shitou's peaceful sleeping face, I smiled, Xiao Shitou, as a teacher, I will hold the best things in the world to you, and you deserve the best things in the world.

However, God always seems to give you a hard blow when you are full of ambition.My four incompetent apprentices, who are usually scared by me like rats and cats, never dare to appear within five hundred miles of my small valley, but this time they appeared at the same time, and it was at the most critical moment of my retreat when.

I have only told one person about my retreat.

Lu Miaozi, you who value sex over friends...

After that, I don't remember anything.

When I came back to my senses, I was holding the body of Xiaoshi Shangwen in my hand... I couldn't believe everything in front of me!

I trembled so hard I couldn't help myself.

Little rock, my little rock.

Little Stone is dead, how could he die?How can he die?I don't agree!I don't agree!

My beard torn off by a small stone does not agree!

My lapel wet with pee pee does not agree!

The doe that milked Little Stone and raised him refused!

That ugly little bed I made for Little Stones won't say yes!

The stone pillar that recorded the height of the little stone refused!

The apricot tree that has been climbed up and down countless times by small stones does not agree!

The little fish who was caught and let go by the little stone refused to agree!

The ugliness of that small stone carving is nothing like my woodcut except for the beard!

……

A voice told me, this is very good, the little stone is dead, and Shi Zhixuan, who uses the little stone as the furnace, will definitely go mad. No. [-] in the world.

Shit!It's all bullshit!Little Shitou is dead, what do I want Number One in the World to do? !

"Master, I'm afraid of the dark, Master..."

He spoke to me from somewhere unknown.

Don't be afraid, little stone, don't be afraid, the master is here.

Master's blood, master's flesh, master's essence, energy, spirit, will always be with you, little stone, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, little stone, master is with you.

But, I'm afraid.

Master is not here, will you have a good meal?Master is not here, who will add clothes and hats for you when it is cold?Master is not here, who will cover the quilt you kicked off?If someone makes you angry, who will stand up for you?If someone bullies you, who will support you...

Temporarily maintaining his life, Lu Miaozi finally came after belatedly injuring the four beasts!I gritted my teeth and really wanted to snap his neck off!

How many times have I told you, those women can't be trusted, those women can't be trusted!look what you didLook what you've done!

I resisted the desire to question him, that's all, I have few friends, he is one of them, he is also an old man with white hair, why let him spend the rest of his life in guilt and pain.

Gently hand over to Lu Miaozi the evil emperor's relic I prepared for Xiaoshitou to help him improve his skills in the future. It's fine, as long as those traitors are not taken advantage of.Anyway, the little stone is useless.

Let him take away the little stone in a few days, I can only trust him now.Fortunately, I once let Xiao Shitou worship under Ning Daoqi's sect. With that old man's martial arts and status, Xiao Shitou's safety is always safe.

But how is this enough?My little rock should be pampered by thousands of people, and my little rock should be kept in the palm of people's hands all the time...

Shi Zhixuan!Alright, Shi Zhixuan!

That's all, that's all!It's cheap for you!

I gritted my teeth and completely suppressed the demon seed of Shi Zhixuan in Xiao Shitou's body, so that he can avoid the end of the demon fire burning his heart. I saved you once, and I will pay you back with your life in the future.

I am going to die anyway. After I die, the demon seed planted in Shi Zhixuan's body will be absorbed by him. Among the demon seeds, there is my deepest love for Little Stone. Shi Zhixuan is immortal, the demon seed is immortal, and the demon seed is immortal , endless love.

Little Stone, let him take care of you for me and love you for me.

Little Shitou, when you inherit everything from me, the Dao Heart Demon Planting Dafa that I am about to achieve or that I have already achieved is also yours. From then on, Shi Zhixuan has also become your furnace.The two of you are each other's demon seeds and each other's cauldron, and you are destined to be entangled endlessly in this life.

But, I am not reconciled, I am not reconciled!

Little Stone is still not breathing, has no heartbeat, and has no body temperature, but I can feel the essence of my life revived in his body.

Dao heart demon, if there are really demons in this world, then you are my heart demon, I planted you in my heart early... Speaking of which, you are my demon seed!

Dao Heart Demon!

I was startled suddenly, and a flash of enlightenment flashed through my mind like lightning!

It turned out to be so, it was so!

The vitality of heaven and earth swarmed in, and my hand, which was as dry as a ghost's claw, instantly became crystal clear like jade.

Sure enough!

This is the real Dao Heart Demon Planting Dafa, this is Dacheng Dao Heart Demon Planting Dafa!

I look back at Xiao Shitou with nostalgia, I can't stay in this world anymore, Xiao Shitou, Master is waiting for you, you must come to me!

Shi Zhixuan, don't be complacent, our contest has just begun.