atypical waste wood

How would you describe how good a person is? Dr. Reid from iq187 doesn't know how to describe it, but since that hug, he sleeps very soundly every night, brushes his teeth and hums iwillalwaysloveu; walks with wind, and is in such a good mood that he plays different tricks in the office every day Come on funny.

Of course, he didn't realize how funny he was, but everyone saw the doctor's behavior.

For example, when the doctor walks and hums a song unintentionally, the staff passing by him can't help but look sideways, and add a sentence in their hearts by the way: Dr. bau is crazy.

For another example, when the doctor was reading a book and looked at it, he suddenly exhaled: How can the clothes smell so fragrant if you don't wear perfume?At that time, the colleagues passing by him would be startled first, and then take advantage of his inattention to sniff it. Of course, their conclusion is: it is not fragrant!

As for the doctor who is different from the usual, some members of the bau team have also discussed in private:

*: Something is wrong with Spencer recently, have you noticed?

garcia: Found it.Once he took a nap on the table and smiled so much that his gums were showing.

man: In the past, he could turn ten pages in one minute while reading, but now he doesn't turn pages.

hotch: I found something that looks like a pimple on my forehead.

gideon: Sometimes the spirit is very hyperactive.

Of course, everyone discussed these contents while the two doctors in the group were away, and there was no other reason, but the last night in Washington DC.They still remember that night when the two were relatively speechless and wiped hands, one of the doctors suddenly gave the other a bear hug while the other doctor was not paying attention. Of course, they didn't look at it for too long. Everyone.

But afterward, I don’t know how it spread. One time, a gossiping male colleague in the office approached Dr. Mallard’s cock mother’s “bear hug” that night, but the latter’s answer was: xxxx , I can’t answer this question, but I found a problem. You have scratched your butt more and more frequently recently, and the hemorrhoids have worsened. Treat it as soon as possible, and the pain will be small.

Ever since, the male colleague who was poked at the sore spot walked away angrily while muttering that the tester was not a tm human.

This incident was widely circulated throughout the office, so there was no more about the cock wife's day, but everyone was curious about how far it went that night.So some people guessed:

"Probably just a hug." The straightforward colleague guessed.

"Perhaps Lala Xiaoshou." The colleague who held a girl's heart guessed.

"Kiss." The wretched colleague guessed.

"Fuck the sheets." The unscrupulous colleague guessed.

Anyway, there are still speculations like this.

However, seeing is worse than guessing, so let's go back to that night.

It's a bit cool in Washington at night, but it doesn't affect the two hugging people much.At this moment, Emma is rubbing her fingers on Reid's back one by one, rubbing on Xing's head, even the nails, as if she won't stop until she wipes it clean, completely forgetting that there is still hanging on her shoulder. A living fact.

Just as she was having a great time playing, suddenly, Reid finally said, "Uh... have you wiped all your hands clean?"

scare! Emma stopped moving immediately, remembering that this guy gave her a bear hug, she coughed, and without answering, he broke free from Reid's arm and got out, "It's basically clean." After that, she raised her paw to Reid Shaking.

Looking at her clean fingers, Reid basically guessed what his clothes were like now, but after guessing, he was a little embarrassed, as if he had done something very daring to him just now!Heck, he's really...

Seeing that the doctor in front of her didn't speak, she was scratching her face and wandering, Emma was also a little embarrassed, she thought for a while and then laughed first:

"Oh, today is really bad! Don't be embarrassed, people need a hug when they are unhappy. Well, I am honored to give you a little help when you need it. You don't need to thank me, it's all Colleagues, ha, doctor, are you right?" Generally speaking, it would not be awkward to ask a question after chatting with others, so she just did it.But, of course, she couldn't bear to think about what Emma said just now, what do you mean 'don't be embarrassed'?Who was the first to be embarrassed?Um?who?

It's not her anyway! Emma shook her head to shake off the thoughts in her head.

Hearing Emma's words, Reid finally pulled back his soul. He thought for a long time just now, and he felt that it was better to be normal, as usual, otherwise how could they play happily together if they continued to be so awkward... Oh no, It's a pleasure working together!So, within a second, he thought of what he was going to say!

"(⊙o⊙)..." Reid stroked his hair and said, "Then, you have to pay me for the dry cleaning fee." After speaking, he pointed to his back.

--boom!

Sure enough, within two seconds, Reid got kicked.

"No way!" After saying that, Emma took a look at Reid and then shook her hair as usual, turned around and walked away.

Of course, she would never know that Reid, who was gradually falling behind, muttered a word with a smile:

"Sure enough, it's back to normal!"

Then again, the doctor has been out of order for several days since that day, and Emma couldn't figure it out, how could there be such a happy person in the world who got kicked?This idiot. Emma thinks so.

"Would you like to watch something interesting?" At some point, the young doctor who was full of student spirit for ten thousand years appeared in front of Emma.

Emma lifted her feet off the table, looked at the doctor, and then her eyes fell on the doctor's hand, "What is this?" It was a small cylindrical black box with a soft rubber-like circle underneath.

"Don't you know if you come over and take a look?" Reid spread his hands and replied to her.

Seeing his mysterious face, Emma was actually quite curious, but she held back, "No." After finishing speaking, she admired her own thought: Curiosity killed the cat!This guy doesn't know what tricks to play. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if a ghost popped out of it and she was accidentally startled?

Seeing Emma hesitate, Reid looked at her expression, in fact, he already guessed what she was thinking.

"This is not a Pandora's box, and it's so small that nothing can pop out!" Reid said.

Emma was surprised and speechless.But the expression has already betrayed her, anyway Reid has guessed it: how do you know what I'm thinking? !

Helpless, even more helpless. Reid shook his head, and then sighed, "Then you can watch from a distance." After speaking, he greeted * and Garcia to go to see his little toys.

Emma glanced over there intentionally or unintentionally, and saw that the little doctor first asked the two to turn around, then quickly did some tricks on the small cylinder, and then told the two to turn around and wait for the miracle to happen.

After a while, suddenly, there was a bang, and the small cylinder shaped like a roll went out like a rocket. Emma saw the launch of the mini rocket, and then there was a "bang--", It hit Emily on the forehead who had just entered the door.

"Pfft hahaha!" Everyone laughed, including Emma.

It turned out to be this haha, Emma also leaned forward, "Hey doctor, you are so funny! Play it again!" Throwing away the idea of ​​"curiosity killed the cat" just now, Emma rarely begged with a smile.

Emma is very pretty when she smiles, especially when the little tiger teeth are showing, which is very pleasing. Reid took a deep breath, suppressed the strange thoughts in his heart, and said, "I'm just proving a law of physics."

"Oh! Then prove it to us." Emily also said.

Reid tightened his throat, and then agreed half-pushed, "Okay, you guys turn around first!"

"I still have to turn around?" Emily expressed her incomprehension.

"Just turn around, he doesn't want others to know his magic tricks." Garcia patted Emily on the shoulder with an expression of 'believe I'm not wrong'.

"Magic? Isn't it a law of physics?" Emily continued.

Reid pouted, "Physics is magic."

What he said made everyone wonder how to refute, and then turned around obediently. Emma heard a sound of tinkering behind her, and within half a minute, she heard the doctor say: "Okay!"

Everyone turned around quickly.

I saw soda-like bubbles constantly coming out of the small cylinder, and then suddenly, with a bang, it was launched.

'Pang-pong--' The mini-rocket launch landed at the feet of a person who was walking here.

Ah, it's not good.Everyone's expressions froze, no, that person is a hotch with a poker face...

Everyone hurriedly turned around and went to find something to do. Emma squinted at the situation, and saw that Uncle Hotch picked up the mini rocket, and then strode towards the doctor and asked, "Physical magic?"

"Yes..." Reid replied with a guilty conscience.

"We talked about this issue, Reid." Uncle Hotch returned the mini rocket to him, and then continued, "But the range is starting to get longer." After finishing speaking, he turned and walked towards the office.

hey hey!It turns out that Uncle Hotch has a sense of humor! Emma looked at Uncle Hotch's back and found it funny.

After going back and forth like this, everyone had a good time, but Emma suddenly remembered something, she has been lazy these days, and she hasn't finished the task assigned by Uncle Hotch.

Thinking about it, Emma asked with a depressed face, "Have you finished the summaries of the cases assigned by Hotch?"

"It's done." Everyone replied in unison.

Now, Emma's complexion became even uglier, as if her intestines were blocked and she was constipated.

It's all over, you guys!

Look at the time, there is still half an hour to get off work, I hope hotch doesn't want to...

Just after thinking this way, Hotch, who had just entered the office, came out of the office again, stood by the guardrail on the second floor and said to the members below:

"Hand in the summary before get off work!"

orz.Do not blame the society. The color on emma's face is amazing.

Of course Hotch, whose eyes are always sharp, did not ignore Emma's expression. After thinking for a while, he continued, "Finish what you haven't finished before leaving." After speaking, he went into the office again.

Uncle hotch, you said this to her specially! Emma gritted her teeth in her heart, but there was nothing she could do, who made this guy her boss.At the moment, he ignored the few friends and returned to his seat in a decadent manner.

It's done, she admits it, who told her not to finish her homework...

Hey, that's not right!How does it feel like high school...

Emma was embarrassed. Uncle hotch, you really carried forward the respect (pit) career (father) style of the teacher of the Celestial Dynasty.You belong to detention, don't you think so?

While making complaints in her heart, she quickly made a summary. Emma's pen tip was driving quickly on the paper. Before she knew it, there were only a few colleagues who worked overtime.

I don't know how long it took, Emma finally finished summarizing and tidying up, she stood up and stretched, and then walked towards Uncle Hotch's office very happily.

Knock on the door, enter the door, offer documents with both hands.

She flattered, "Boss, I'm done."

Hotch took the file, rolled his eyes, put it down and said, "Not bad."

Hearing the praise, Emma's eyes rolled up, she was about to say that it was nothing to do and she went home first, but Hotch took a step ahead, "But don't go home, I have already called them all back, let's wait a while Go to Chicago."

"...Huh?" Emma was stunned.

Hotch pressed his temple with some headaches, and said, "Man was arrested by the Chicago police for murder."

The author has something to say: Hey hey, I actually updated it again haha!

Well, holding hands and hearts and waiting for praise

Haha, by the way, Xiaoqian notified in the group after the update yesterday, and then the two sisters actually asked:

Dear, what is your name?

Immediately Xiaoqian petrified

Sure enough, this is retribution →_→ retribution for not updating for so long

But I still want to laugh 23333