Your majesty has a flower on his head

The child rescued by Shen Tang and Nuo Wen is a little idiot, he doesn't cry or fuss, if you ask him something, he just stares at you with wide eyes, he looks like a stupid child, and he doesn't have any identification on his body As a keepsake, but judging from the material of the child's underwear, this child must be born in the royal family. Not everyone is qualified to use such fabric.

However, no matter how to find out the identity of the child, or how to send him back to his parents, he must first return to the Central Plains from the Western Regions before considering.

Shen Tang soon knew that raising a child was a technical task as well as a physical one. This child was not a fool, how could a fool know how to ask them for help with his eyes?On the first day after going down the mountain, Shen Tang deeply realized that children are really troublesome little things, and cats hate dogs.

The snow-covered mountains are covered with snow all the year round, and it is really midsummer at the foot of the mountains. Although there are people of all ethnic groups in the Western Regions town full of ethnic customs, it is not strange to wear any clothes. It is Nuo Wen's silver hair and blue eyes. In a town where blond-haired, red-haired, green-eyed men and women of different races can be seen everywhere, they don't look so abrupt, but if they still wear out-of-season clothes and walk on the street, they will definitely be surrounded by crowds.

So when they got off the mountain, the two and a child rushed to the place where clothes were sold.

When the three of them came out again, their appearances changed completely. Even Nuo Wen, who was not afraid of the cold and heat and always changed several sets of similar clothes back and forth all year round, chose a suit of clothes to change under Shen Tang's "force". The elves of the Teleri tribe to which she belongs have a very persistent preference for silver. The clothes she chooses are covered with silver ornaments, and the ornaments on her head, neck, wrists and ankles are all silver ornaments, and they jingle when she walks. It was so loud that it would blind people's eyes in the sun, but Nuo Wen liked it very much, relying on being a wealthy daughter-in-law, he swept up the whole town, hiding all his things in the space, and planned to wear them alternately in the future.

It is said that the child of a certain royal family seemed to be influenced by elves, and his taste in picking things began to move closer to the ultimate shiny and flamboyant. Shen Tang, who was following the two shiny creatures, was almost like a child of a certain nation. Brother Jun, a slave, dressed in shabby and invisible equipment, led a horse, and followed behind his master and master in a low voice. Only the strange little flower fluttering in the wind on his head showed a style that was incompatible with his low-key and simple style~ Sao ~

As if the gleaming silver outfit suddenly aroused the noble blood in his body, the child who had always seemed well-behaved and sensible on the way down the mountain suddenly became squeamish, doing things by himself, pulling the puff's clothes, ding-dong He opened his arms amidst the sound: "Hug."

Nuowen picked him up and put him on his lap, and pulled the child's rice bowl to this side so that he could continue eating.

Who knew that the child turned his head to look at Shen Tang again, his big eyes flickering: "Hello."

Shen Tang: "...Eat by yourself."

The child blinked, trying to impress this man with his big black grape eyes, Shen Tang indifferently picked at the rice in the bowl, the child's mouth was flattened, and he turned around and said something that made Shen Tang fall off the stool:

"Mother, Jiu'er wants to be fed by Daddy."

Shen Tang supported the table and climbed up, looked at the child, with a kind of "fuck" on his face after being struck by lightning and another kind of stupid expression of being flattered and feeling comfortable and sweet in his heart, and he opened his mouth and smiled. With a mouthful of white teeth, narrowed eyes, and a soft voice, he said cheerfully, "You little bastard, don't yell at others." Then he pinched the child's chubby cheek lovingly, "It's so cute~" Then he said He picked up the child's job, and said lovingly, "Come on, let me serve you with kindness, open your mouth—"

Child: "Ah——"

Nuo Wen: "..."

Shen Tang's good mood throughout the day lasted until he was woken up at night. Shen Tang knew who it was who called him from the little meaty hand. Who knew that the little thing was very persistent and pinched Shen Tang's face with his small hands and pinched his nose, as if calling a soul, calling "Dad, Daddy" in a low voice, Shen Tang opened his eyes, looked Glancing at the very sweet Nuowen who was "sleeping" beside her, she looked bitter.

Sighing, his voice was hoarse, and he asked helplessly, "What's wrong?"

Jiu'er looked anxious: "Pee."

Shen Tang was startled, and said in his heart that he couldn't help wetting the bed, and the remaining drowsiness disappeared immediately. He got down from the bed with Jiu'er in his arms, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. He turned his eyes and saw the black shadow on the door , I saw a tube slowly piercing through the thin paper on the door and extending inside.

Shen Tang gestured for Jiu'er to silence, and put him back on the bed.

Jiu'er clutched her nipples, with an anxious expression on the verge of crying, she watched Shen Tang turn and leave as soon as she put it down, tiptoed to the door, and quietly blocked one end of the pipe with her fingertips.

The black figure over there didn't seem to blow out a breath, but sucked in another breath, coughing suddenly, and heard a thud before coughing twice, and there was no movement outside the door.

Jiu'er finally couldn't help it, and cried out in a crying voice: "I want to pee!" Then he burst into tears... He still couldn't help peeing out.

Shen Tang: "..."

Nuo Wen: "..."

I don't know if the people living in the inn are all stupid bastards, or if they are all stunned. Jiu'er cried so loudly, and no one came out to ask, yell, don't cry, it's so noisy What's the matter, Shen Tang's hand to open the door paused, and three knocks on the door, "Boom", "Boom" and "Boom", came out abruptly.

After three beeps, there was no movement for a while, and the people outside waited patiently for a response.

The entire inn... the entire town seemed to have only Jiu'er's cries left, inexplicably weird in the dead of night.

"Boom" "Boom" "Boom"

There were three more knocks on the door, the same as the previous ones, calm and polite.

Shen Tang finally spoke, and asked calmly, "Who is that?"

Nuowen hugged Jiu'er in his arms, took off his wet trousers, poked his face, and said softly, "Don't cry, it's nothing, Tangtang also peed in his pants."

Hearing this, Jiu'er sniffed her nose, her face was still stained with tears, her eyes were shining brightly at Nuo Wen, her expression was full of desire for (eight) knowledge (gua).

Shen Tang: "..." Although I am very happy that you have coaxed him well, daughter-in-law, can you change it to a more civilized way?

He could only express some opinions in his heart, because the visitor outside the door finally spoke.

"Holy Master." It was a man's voice, as breathless as silk, soft as the whisper of an innocent soul in the wilderness, "...Your Majesty, Your Majesty."

Shen Tang's first reaction was: A cult!

Can a normal sect in the world be called a "holy master"?Generally, demonic cults only have the positions of "Left Envoy" and "Right Envoy", and they still appear in the middle of the night. Maybe the person who wanted to blow the incense just now was someone sent by their cult.

Then Shen Tang wondered, why did the cult come here?

Then, the right envoy said again:

"Everyone, please... come to the house and tell me."

Shen Tang: "I don't want to go."

Probably I have never seen such a straightforward one, the right envoy outside the door was silent for a long time, and then the iconic wandering voice came in lightly: "Alright... Please hand over the Son of God, you two, go and stay free, the Holy Lord will not It will embarrass the two of you."

Could it be that he came here for Jiu'er, what kind of son of a god, just this little guy?

Shen Tang pretended to be stupid and pretended to be stunned: "What son of a god? Your faction probably found the wrong person."

The right envoy sighed lightly: "You two don't intend to cooperate anymore?"

Shen Tang laughed: "What the right envoy said, our family of three has never seen any gods, and the right envoy asked us to hand over someone, why don't you ask me? If you don't plan to have a few foreigners with us To be reasonable, if you planned to come hard from the beginning, then it is another matter, and I have no choice but to admit that I am unlucky."

The right envoy laughed, and said indifferently: "Son of God is the two children brought down from the snow-capped mountains. This envoy has made it clear. Can you hand over the son of God?"

Shen Tang sighed: "Seven generations of my Shen family are single heirs, and there is only one seedling in my area. If you want my Shen family to be extinct, do you think I can agree? It's really unreasonable. When will my son become the god son of your sect?" No, there is no evidence to rob people at the first touch. My family of three have become strangers in a foreign land. The strong dragon can't beat the local snake. The nearest king of the desert will come tomorrow... Hey, it's really worrying .”

Strong Dragon...King of the Desert...

The right envoy outside the door was silent again, this is their territory, the reason why they didn't directly snatch people from Shen Tang's hand was because they didn't know the depth of Shen Tang and Nuo Wen, nor were they afraid of Shen Tang's five corpses on the snow mountain. The strength of Tang and Nuowen is nothing more than not wanting to make troubles, so they use this method of "beginning with etiquette and then fighting", first to test, and then to do it.

But Shen Tang's half-truth and half-fake "strong dragon" and "king of the desert" really bluffed him.

Shen Tang still doesn't know that the time he lives in is not the world of Chu Liuxiang that he has been to before, but he hits the right side, and has caught a "king of the desert", which makes the right envoy feel jealous.

Shen Tang's words were half-true and half-false, and the envoy was also half-believing, he thought for a while, and suddenly laughed: "Have you asked your honorable name yet?"

"Shen Tang."

The other party didn't seem to respond to his name, Shen Tang was a little disappointed, it seems that the reputation of the world's No. [-] village is not big enough.

As soon as he thought this way, he heard You say in a more polite tone than before:

"In the past, with the help of No. [-] Village, Black Pearl became the world-renowned Queen of the Desert. It flourished for a while. Since then, every desert king has made good friends with No. [-] Village, and they have kept in touch. Most of the disciples of No. [-] Village are The surname is Shen, but I can invite the king of the desert..." The envoy paused, then smiled, "I don't know that the Lord Shen is here, I am really rude."

Shen Tang: "..." There is too much information.

The right envoy said unhurriedly: "Master Shen, I don't know when the Desert King will arrive here tomorrow. The time is short, so I will prepare for it now, so as not to neglect the Desert King."

Shen Tang: "..." I said a...

The right envoy asked curiously: "Oh, Master Shen, why didn't you see the condor in Guizhuang? Didn't you say..." Shen Tang seemed to see the corners of the right envoy's mouth curled up, revealing a sinister, The voice like a murdered soul squeezed in through the crack of the door, and got into Shen Tang's ears.

"...Condor Eagle and the owner of the village, are they inseparable?"

Shen Tang: "..." From your uncle.