Your majesty has a flower on his head

It turns out that the domineering and terrifying general who kills the gods actually has such a name that suits his beautiful appearance—Ruyu, Qiu Ruyu.

It's a pity that those present were Shen Tang, who had long been accustomed to the name of Qiu Ruyu, the general himself, and an elf from another world, Nuo Wen, who barely passed the speaking and listening skills and could not comprehend the profound and profound Chinese of my Great Heavenly Dynasty.

What made Shen Tang angry was not that Qiu Ruyu exposed his habit of biting the table, but that Qiu Ruyu knew that there was a tooth mark on the imperial case, and that the tooth mark was bitten out by herself. tablecloth!

Shen Tang finally knew where the feeling of "like a pair of eyes peeping at me in the dark" came from. Think carefully, every time I feel this way, I will definitely find Qiu Ru nearby. Jade trail!

"The last general can explain." Qiu Ruyu calmly responded to Shen Tang's offensive, not daring to use all her strength, and at the same time defended herself in a steady voice, "The last general saw it by accident, not intentionally peeping." Then he calmly revealed A cruel fact that made Shen Tang go berserk again, "In fact, the one who knows the most secrets of His Majesty should be the hidden guard who protects His Majesty at all times."

When Shen Tang felt refreshed, it was already half an hour later.

Qiu Ruyu told Shen Tang that he had obtained the exact news from the two humerus ministers in the court. The emperor was indeed not in the palace, and the time when he left the palace coincided with the time when Shen Tang arrived in this world. It was Zhu Yi, that is, Shen Tang's name as the emperor.So Qiu Ruyu guessed that the missing emperor in the palace was the emperor he had been loyal to all along.

Even though she didn't know what was going on, Qiu Ruyu readily complied with the request of the two important ministers and went to find the emperor.

The king of a country has been missing for a whole year, the court has not been disintegrated, and the whole country is no different. It is just a substitute. It is unimaginable, but it did happen. It is absurd and weird. Go to the palace and have a look necessary.

But we have to wait until after the "Demon Slaying Conference" is over.

After nightfall, Chu Liuxiang brought Qiu Lingsu back as promised, and everyone gathered to discuss the plan for the next day. Chu Liuxiang also joined their camp unknowingly. It's late, and a little red is also his friend. Of course, he won't threaten him like Heizhu in the daytime, but Marshal Qiu is different. He silently glanced at Chu Liuxiang, giving Chu Liuxiang the feeling of It's like being watched by evil spirits. ==

Accidentally, I got on a pirate ship by mistake.

That night, everyone rested at the inn. In order to prevent accidents from happening, Qiu Ruyu mobilized his men to guard secretly and strictly guarded Bai Yumo. Not to mention, several groups of people who came to make trouble were caught this night. .

Besides, when Shen Tang was about to go to sleep, Nuo Wen knocked on the door. This was the first time that such a night visit happened. Shen Tang happily invited Nuo Wen in: "Nuo Wen, could it be that you can't sleep? So excited, you suddenly want to talk about life philosophy with me from poetry and poetry?"

Nuo Wen seemed a little troubled: "Qiu Ruyu told me that you like me very much."

Fuck Qiu Ruyu, you big mouth!

In fact, Shen Tang was a little shy. It was really embarrassing to say that you like me and I like you so bluntly. He took Nuowen's hand and looked at her affectionately: "I am only pure to the immortal. Love."

I'm all in love with her, and she's pure ass.

After being silent for a long time, Nuo Wen honestly admitted that he did not understand the "deep meaning" of this sentence.

Shen Tang took her hand and smiled like a satisfied fool: "I don't know what I'm obsessed with, but I've grown up so much, I've never liked anyone as much as I like Xianzun, as long as I can see Xianzun , I was filled with joy when I saw the flower crown and sword given to me by the immortal. I naturally hope that the immortal will like me as much as I like the immortal. On the other hand, I don't want the immortal to be tempted by me, otherwise I will The appearance is getting old, but the appearance of the Immortal Venerable remains the same..."

"I know that Xianzun is not a superficial fairy who pays attention to appearance, but Xianzun doesn't mind, but I can't help it. Women are the ones who please themselves, and men are actually the same. As time goes by, even two people who are in love will also because of All kinds of problems have arisen in the gully between the two, becoming a resentful man, or an old man resentful man==, this is something I absolutely cannot tolerate, but what I can’t even tolerate is pulling you, the immortal, into the world of mortals Let the harm I have done to you accompany you forever."

"However, if the celestial venerable doesn't like me and doesn't have a half-hearted heart for me, I won't have extravagant hopes. Without extravagant hopes, I will have no desires. Without desires, I won't have all the troubles I imagined. The celestial lord is still clear and resolute. Xianzun, even if I don't get any response from Xianzun, even if I see Xianzun crossing west and never returning to the world, I can still be as open-minded and happy as I am now." He paused, suddenly became a little Worried, "But I'm so charming, what if the Immortal Venerable falls in love with me for a long time?"

In fact, the point is that even if a Western elf who has only learned Chinese for a year is a language genius and a true Chinese from the Celestial Dynasty, it is still a big question whether he can fully understand such a long and profound confession. ==

Seeing Nuo Wen with a blank face, Shen Tang was really heartbroken at this moment, she turned her head silently, and let go of one hand to rub her chest.

"Then do you like me or not?" Nuo Wen continued to hit Shen Tang.

Shen Tang looked at her sullenly: "I like it."

"You are very cute, and I like you too." Nuo Wen smiled.

Shen Tang stubbornly thinks that Nuo Wen's "like" is not what he thinks he likes, but he is still very happy. He thinks about it, forget it, it's pretty good as it is, without obsession, there is no desire. He won't like a human casually, so he can rest assured.

Nuowan once told him that the pain in the soul will always follow the elf, knowing the end of eternity, eternal life may not be a blessing... But let him be selfish for a while, and love the fairy silently until she returns to the fairyland.

Shen Tang's heart was filled with an inexplicable sense of tragedy.

Nuowen said naturally: "It seems that I will start to think of a way to return to the overseas fairyland. I hope that our wedding will be blessed by the gods and family."

Shen Tang thought he was hallucinating.

"I will beg the king of the gods to give you the chance to choose whether to live forever. I was born as an elf and cannot give up eternal life. Therefore, the chance to choose is yours." Nuowen continued, "If you don't want to get eternal life, you can If you don’t want to leave your hometown, I will respect you, you don’t have to worry about your appearance aging, it will not be difficult for me to keep you young forever, and when your life is over, I will return to the fairyland.”

The surprise came so suddenly, Shen Tang did not expect Nuo Wen to be so comprehensive and thoughtful, he desperately resisted the strong desire to say "yes", trying to stay calm and rational: "What if your gods don't give me a chance to choose?" ?”

"Indeed, because there has never been a precedent, the gods do not approve of granting human beings eternal life." Nowen's attitude is correct, "but no one will stop us from combining... don't you really want to get eternal life?"

"No!" Shen Tang quickly denied it, fearing that Nuowen would misunderstand him, and said sincerely, "I'm afraid that you will be very sad alone after I die... Didn't you say that sadness will always follow you?" Shen Tang thought for a while The scene where Nuo Wen was forever depressed and sad because of his own death, was abused by his own brain supply.

Who knew that Nuo Wen said in a very unsightly way: "You think too much, I am not those depraved, boring guys who like to hurt the spring and the autumn, time will heal the pain, life is eternal, you die, maybe I will still Met a second lover."

Shen Tang(╰_╯)#: You won't say that when you love my love to the death... Really, it's too hateful!The fairy who doesn't understand style! "Second term" to die!

"I want to go to overseas fairyland with you!" Then get eternal life!Don't even think about the second spring!Shen Tang broke out.

In less than half an hour, the lifelong affairs of the two elves were decided in this way, Your Majesty, Immortal Venerable, what a speed!

After finishing speaking, Nuo Wen was about to go back, Shen Tang held on to her sleeves, there seemed to be a pink expression in his eyes, his voice was extremely turbulent, and the content was extremely lewd: "Nuo Nuo, can we get closer now? Little bit?"

Nuowen thought for a while, and conjured a moonlight flower with silvery white light like magic. This is the only luminous flower in the black forest. Recalling the practice of elves and elves in love in overseas fairyland, Nuowen inserted the moonlight flower in the In Shen Tang's hair, he took out another moonlight flower and stuck it in his hair: "This means that we are a couple."

In other words, elf girls seem to like things related to "silver", XD~

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Your Majesty is cool, handsome and domineering: So... I, who was only interested in being happy, missed the chance to kiss Fangze. [wretched face]