What should I do if I fall in love with an actor online?

Guan Nan suddenly remembered a joke on the Internet.

Q: What should I bring with me when I meet my parents for the first time?

A: Bring your brains.

Turn back the time and go back to the dinner where half of the entertainment circle was sitting.

What kind of questions did Ms. Yao Ruomei ask him?

"Did you and Xiao Chi meet when we were recording a program?"

——No, we knew each other before.

"Where are you from? You speak Mandarin very well, and you don't even have an accent."

——My hometown is Chengdu.

"Chengdu is a good place. The climate supports people and the pace of life is comfortable. Then you must be very good at spicy food, right? Are you used to the dishes in Jiangsu and Zhejiang?"

——Well, it is quite spicy, but it is not too spicy, and you can get used to eating light ones.

……

If you think about it carefully, isn't this the national unified questionnaire for prospective mother-in-law to meet daughter-in-law? ?

Why didn't he react then?

Guan Nan's thoughts were still wandering.

Thanks to the nine-year compulsory education that taught him humility. Even though Ms. Yao Ruomei's questions were a bit presumptuous when they met for the first time several times, she always answered a respected elder with the most serious attitude.

The program team arranged several hours of facial expression management courses, which were considered useless. At this moment, the expression on Guan Nan's face can be described as "funny".

If this scene is drawn as a caricature, it should be accompanied by a huge thunder that tears the background, Guan Nan's superficial calm is crumbling, and his real soul is split into a blackened twisted villain.

Jiang Chi couldn't help but raised his hand and flicked Guan Nan's forehead: "What are you doing in a daze? You're stupid, call someone."

Guan Nan's mind was overwhelmed with the news of "Yao Ruomei is actually Jiang Chi's mother" and "I am so unprepared to meet Jiang Chi's mother".

So, when Jiang Chi reminded him to call someone.

blurted out.

"mom!"

The sound is crisp and clear, lingering around the underground garage is like turning on the stereo surround sound several times.

Finally come back to mind.

Forcibly seeking compensation is also becoming more and more self-defeating.

"Mom, my mother~ Auntie is really young, she looks even better than on TV!"

Jiang Chi laughed so embarrassingly that his body trembled, but Yao Ruomei couldn't stand it anymore and made a noise.

Jiang Chi chatted with Yao Ruomei downstairs, and was almost ashamed seeing Guan Nan's thin skin, so he asked Lin Xiaowan to take him upstairs first.

Lin Xiaowan unlocked the fingerprint lock with ease, and squatted down to help Guan Nan find a pair of slippers in the shoe cabinet.

The work of an artist is always flying all over the place, and this house in Shanghai can be regarded as the place where Jiang Chi lived more frequently after returning to China. The gray and white decoration style is exquisite, but it still lacks a bit of fireworks.

At the height of the 36th floor, standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room, you can overlook the river view.

It has been almost five years since Guan Nan came to this city. Busy study and work fill his life. When he is free, he prefers to stay at home and play games.

At this moment, it seems that I discovered for the first time that this city that many young people are flocking to venture into is really prosperous, beautiful and charming.

Dim lights, full of life.

"Did you drink just now? Are you uncomfortable? Let me make you a cup of black tea to warm your stomach." Lin Xiaowan shuttled between the kitchen and the living room, and after a while, she came out with a cup of steaming black tea, and helped Guan Nan put it down. On the coffee table, "The temperature has been adjusted for you. If it is not hot, you can drink it directly."

Guan Nan held the cup and took a sip. The refreshing and warm taste of the black tea took away the faint smell of alcohol in his mouth, and he felt so comfortable that he wanted to sigh.

Lin Xiaowan hurried in and out to tidy up the house quickly, afraid that Jiang Chi would come up if she was delayed by one more minute, which would affect the rebellious thing of the two cooking and cooking alone, so it must not be done!

Lin Xiaowan came to the entrance with the trash in her hand, and said while changing her shoes, "Then I'll go first, can you stay by yourself for a while?"

Guan Nan was holding the black teacup, his face was slightly flushed by the heat, and he raised his head and let out a "huh" upon hearing this.

For a moment, Lin Xiaowan sympathized with her boss, why she always likes to bully Nan Nan, this is too obedient and soft!Who can hold it after seeing it!

She didn't know what she thought of, Lin Xiaowan's expression suddenly became a little strange, her ears turned red and she was about to smile.

Guan Nan's scalp was numb from her gaze, and he was about to ask her if she wanted to say something.

I saw Lin Xiaowan yanking the door open and almost fleeing in a hurry. The moment the door was closed, half of her head poked her head in again, with a serious face: "Nan Nan! Come on! Huh——"

add?come on?

What are you doing?What oil to add?

And what's the matter with the trembling "嘤" in the back? ?

Jiang Chi and Yao Ruomei didn't talk for long.

When he went upstairs, Lin Xiaowan had already left.

"Ding--"

With the sound of the fingerprint lock being opened, Jiang Chi walked in, and the pleasant guitar sound immediately attracted his attention.

Jiang Chi hurriedly put on his slippers and walked out from the entrance.

On the high stool in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, the little boyfriend who had been stirring in his heart all day was playing the guitar with his head down.

The night scene full of windows is not as dazzling as his.

The beautiful notes flowed slowly from his fingertips, and the humming that was too late to fill in the lyrics sounded too good to be true.

The downcast eyebrows could hardly conceal the joy in his heart, and the upturned corners of his mouth outlined a moving arc.

The slippers were kicked aside, the bare feet swayed with the rhythm, and the round toes hooked cutely.

Even the air has become sweet.

Guan Nan finally stopped fiddling, looked up at Jiang Chi who was quietly walking beside her, and carefully shrank his toes: "I saw it leaning there..."

"It's okay, it's a gift from a friend. I don't know how to play it, so I put it as a decoration." Jiang Chi pressed the remote control, and the thin gauze slowly moved from both sides to the middle, and the night scene became blurred. It sounds really nice, what song is this?"

"It's not a song, I just played it randomly." Guan Nan responded in a low voice, holding the guitar and trying to get off the high chair.

Jiang Chi just took the guitar in his hand and put it aside casually, put his hands on both sides of the chair, and imprisoned Guan Nan in his arms, with a wicked smile in his eyes: "Then you have to write it down when you go back."

"Ah?" Guan Nan shook his dangling legs, accidentally kicked Jiang Chi's calf, and quickly shrank back and stepped on the chair.

Jiang Chi pressed harder and harder: "Isn't it a love song written for me? Teacher Jiang's call is so smooth, why is the teacher not allowed to randomly check the homework?"

Guan Nan's face was flushed by him, and she wanted to bow her head in shame. Jiang Chi reached out to support his chin one step ahead of him, so that Guan Nan had no room to escape.

Gently rubbing his thumb on his soft lips, Jiang Chi looked down at Guan Nan with a gentle smile full of strong possessive desire.

Guan Nan fell under Jiang Chi's stare, and suddenly stuck out the tip of his tongue, and licked Jiang Chi's fingertips lightly.

Jiang Chi's breathing became heavy and he approached slowly. When he spoke, his lips were almost attached to Guan Nan's earlobe, and he took his hand to cover himself, and his low voice was a little sexy and hoarse: "Would you like to talk to Guan Nan?" Responsible."

Guan Nan seemed to be holding down a beast.

Shaking hands, neither pushing nor not pushing.

Jiang Chi's hot lips pressed against his ears and walked up to his neck, and he said embarrassingly dirty words with a smiling voice. Jiang Chi repeated: "You are responsible! From the moment I saw you That's how it started."

Jiang Chi in this state was a little scary, and Guan Nan couldn't help but want to struggle.

But then he was hugged by Jiang Chi's waist and pinned down on the large sofa.

Jiang Chi put his whole body weight on Guan Nan presumptuously, pressed Guan Nan's shoulder with one hand, and wrapped his arms around his waist with the other, so that their bodies fit tightly together.

Rudely pulled Guan Nan's clothes, the thin T-shirt stopped at the wrist, and while smiling viciously, he wrapped Guan Nan's hands tightly: "Guan Xiaonan, I can't run away now!" Bar?"

Panicked, Guan Nan raised his bound hands to resist, but Jiang Chi pushed his arms away and slipped between his hands.

The bound hands wrapped around Jiang Chi's neck, turning into an active hugging posture.

Guan Nan's shaking became more obvious, but he still couldn't bear to run away.

Ruanjiji's trembling voice was unbelievably sweet, he didn't know what to say, but unconsciously called the person in front of him over and over again: "Brother——Brother—"

Guan Nan's state of being terrified but still willing to cooperate obediently undoubtedly stimulated Jiang Chi's desire to destroy.

The movements of Jiang Chi's hands became more and more excessive, and his fingertips seemed to be filled with magic, and everything he touched was ignited.

Jiang Chi lowered his head, and he could see Guan Nan's eyes closed impatiently, his clean face was drenched in sweat, and his body, which was a little stiff at first, had completely softened now, and he would actively rub against him from time to time.

"Brother." The expression on Guan Nan's face was a little painful.

"Yes, I am." Jiang Chi's tone was as gentle as his hands were urgent.

Guan Nan was shivering, sticking his sweaty back against the leather sofa, writhing and rubbing against it, making a creaking sound.

He tried his best to raise his head, as if he wanted to get up, at such a close distance, his lips kept rubbing against Jiang Chi's cheek when he spoke: "Brother, itch—"

This sudden struggle and provocative words stimulated Jiang Chi to almost hold him down, he even stopped breathing for a moment, and when he spoke again, he threatened with gritted teeth: "So rough? Don't cry for a while! "

Without waiting for a while, Guan Nan cried in the next second: "Itchy, it's really itchy."

Jiang Chi finally calmed down from Xun Xun's heart, and realized that something was wrong with Guan Nan, so he got up and parted a little, retreated from Guan Nan's arms, and turned him over.

On the originally fair and smooth back, a large area of ​​unnatural redness looked a little scary, and the severe part was swollen visible to the naked eye.

Most of the anger on Jiang Chi's face retreated, and he frowned and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

"I don't know, maybe it's an allergy." Guan Nan sniffled, feeling the itching all over her body.

Thinking that since I destroyed the atmosphere at such a time, I felt even more uncomfortable in my heart.

The little head was buried in the sofa, crying very anxiously.

Jiang Chi was so distressed that he panicked, and while making a phone call, he helped Guan Nan put on his clothes: "This won't work, I have to go to the hospital."

Lin Xiaowan just drove out of the community, and before she got on the viaduct, Jiang Chi called. When she heard that she was asked to drive over and take someone to the hospital, she was dumbfounded.

No?

Do you want to be so violent? ?

She only left in less than 20 minutes! !How did you get someone to be sent to the hospital? !How dare you go to the hospital for such a thing? ?

My god, let's call Mingmei sister, in case some paparazzi who doesn't need to sleep around gets caught, the Weibo server must be blown up? ?

So the boss will not?Or is it too much? ?

Lin Xiaowan's heart was in a mess, she turned around on the spot, and rushed to Jiang Chi's community at high speed, but luckily she didn't go very far, and she drove back in less than 5 minutes.

Guan Nan's allergy symptoms were severe, but in just a few minutes, the red bumps had spread to his chest, and even his eyelids began to turn red.

Seeing this, Jiang Chi felt anxious, half hugged and half hugged Guan Nan, and led him to the underground garage.

Lin Xiaowan almost drifted into the storage, and hurriedly opened the car door: "Brother Jiang Chi, you are too—!"

After seeing Guan Nan's appearance and words, the bold and accusatory words simply shut up.

Good guy, I don't need to make phone calls, and the Weibo server can't blow up temporarily, but it seems to be more serious.

The doctor only needs to look at it to make a diagnosis: "Are you allergic, what did you eat? Did you touch something?"

Guan Nan hummed aggrievedly: "It seems to be."

"Did you eat something you didn't usually eat tonight?" the doctor asked while writing the case on the computer.

"No... it seems like I just ate a few shrimps?" Guan Nan recalled carefully.

"That's right, seafood and other things are prone to allergies. It's okay to eat it once, but you might get caught next time." The calmness of the doctor was in stark contrast to the nervousness of the group.

Jiang Chi couldn't help but asked aloud, "Is it serious?"

The doctor looked up at the man who was following the patient. He was wearing a mask, a hat, and exaggerated sunglasses at night. Tsk tsk tsk, what about filming?

Don't say that even if you can't see the face clearly, just looking at the figure is quite seductive.

Is it the doctor who has worked countless night shifts in the emergency department and has seen such a big scene, even if he was curious, he explained calmly: "He came in time, and it's not serious, so I won't prescribe the allergens for you. There is no way to check, just take some medicine and get an injection.”

"Huh? An injection? Is it an infusion or an injection?" Guan Nan was so frightened that he couldn't care less about the itching, and almost jumped up from his chair.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha, is such a big boy afraid of injections?" The doctor laughed unkindly, "There is no need to infuse any fluids, just injections, intramuscular injections for spanking, one injection on each side, I will give you an injection." Zhidimi, it will take effect immediately! Go get the medicine and ask the nurse sister outside to give you a shot, seeing your itching is quite uncomfortable, right?"

The doctor's attitude and the safe environment of the hospital finally made Jiang Chi feel at ease.

Seeing Guan Nan holding the small basket filled with ampoules with a pale face, he dared not go into the infusion room, and began to play tricks again: "What? Are you scared?"

Guan Nan wanted to cry but had no tears.

Are there really people in this world who are not afraid of injections?

His memory of injections still stays in elementary school, when his father clamped his legs with his knees, pressed his upper body, and ripped off his pants like a punishment.

The alcohol cotton ball slid gently on the skin, it was cold and itchy, it was creepy!Scarier than a hangman sharpening a knife!

The needle hadn't even pierced the skin, and the crying had almost lifted the roof.

It was certainly impossible for Guan Nan to bring up such a shameful black history in front of Jiang Chi.

Swallowing his saliva, he said weakly, "Don't be afraid!"

It's really very sincere.

Jiang Chi was both funny and distressed: "Do you want me to hug you and beat you?"

"No! Get out!" Guan Nan's shame overcame his fear, and he handed the small basket in his hand to the nurse, urging Jiang Chi to go out.

The nurse lady seemed to be out of shape after a busy night, her eyes wandered back and forth between Jiang Chi and Guan Nan, and she was in an unbelievable trance.

Waiting for Guan Nan to hand the little basket to her eyes, she restrained herself a little, and the hand that took the little basket trembled inexplicably.

Although the nurse's hands are shaking a little, her technique is still good.

The pain is definitely painful, but bearable.

For the first time in his life, Guan Nan did not shed tears during the injection, but he still felt aggrieved.

Finally, I had a vacation to visit Jiang Chi, and he made him into this.

Guan Nan languished all the way, being held in Jiang Chi's arms, he buried his head on his shoulder in pain, without saying a word.

Jiang Chi hugged Guan Nan up all the way.

The little guy didn't struggle with the discomfort, and obediently lay on his body, hugging his neck tightly.

The symptoms of allergies came and went quickly, and the doctor thoughtfully added hormones. By the time he returned to Jiang Chi's residence, most of the redness and swelling on Guan Nan's body had subsided.

Jiang Chi put Guan Nan on the sofa, and worriedly opened his clothes to check.

The place that was frighteningly red just now has only a faint mark left.

The wall clock on the wall pointed to 02:30 in the morning. Jiang Chi couldn't bear to torment the little boy any more, so he put down Guan Nan's clothes and straightened them out. Sleepy? Do you want to sleep? Don’t take a shower today, go lie down first, I’ll come after a shower.”

Guan Nan hummed obediently.

Jiang Chi was still not at ease, afraid that he would continue to dig into the corner, and just wanted to rush out to accompany the children.

Guan Nan took off his clothes, picked up the pajamas Jiang Chi had prepared for him, and suddenly took them off halfway through.

Hot water poured down, and the bathroom was smoky and steamy.

The bathroom door was suddenly opened a gap, and then closed again quickly.

The Guan Nan people have already entered.

Jiang Chi wiped the water from his face, and opened his eyes wide to the child who was so ashamed that he pretended to be fine.

Approaching him timidly, the love in his eyes cannot deceive anyone.

The moment he was lightly attached to hug him, there was something sacrificial.

Guan Nan buried his head in Jiang Chi's chest, and the hot water instantly soaked both of them, and said softly, "Brother, I don't itch anymore."

He took Jiang Chi's hand and placed it on his body, muttering coquettishly, "It's just that the injection site hurts, can you rub it for me?"

Starting with the smooth and full texture of his hands, he repeatedly jumped across Jiang Chi's last trace of reason.

When Jiang Chi spoke again, his voice was terribly hoarse: "Don't invite me."

Guan Nan was really ashamed, and with the last ounce of courage, he put his arms around Jiang Chi's neck and kissed him.

Young teenagers have no skills at all.

Like eating something, stick out the tip of your tongue and carefully lick the other party's lips, carefully licking to the gap between the lips.

The children are ignorant and don't know what to do.

But it's horribly seductive.

……

Moisture entangles the smoke.

The clouds and rain are churning.

But the psychological comfort of completely occupying a person has far surpassed the physical stimulation.

Jiang Chi pressed Guan Nan's ear and said it over and over again.

"I love you--"

"Guan Xiaonan, I love you—"

After all, Jiang Chi didn't completely lose control. He pulled the towel and wiped it casually, then carried him to the bed.

"Is it better?" Jiang Chi asked softly.

Guan Nan covered his eyes and cried twitching.

Jiang Chi forcefully pulled Guan Nan's hand away, interlocked his fingers, and pressed them against the bed sheet.

Guan Nan's crying messed up face, with a look of pain and impatience, was presented in front of Jiang Chi without reservation.

The hand is controlled and cannot be blocked.

Guan Nan closed his eyes in self-deception.

"Don't hide! Look at me!" Jiang Chi threatened in a low voice.

Guan Nan was forced to open his eyes, and the tears kept falling like a broken thread.

Jiang Chi's panting sound was like an excited beast. He stared at Guan Nan, forcing Guan Nan to answer his question: "What do you call me?"

Guan Nan couldn't run away and couldn't escape, while crying to satisfy Jiang Chi's wicked taste: "Brother! Brother!"

Although the answer was correct, Jiang Chi was still not satisfied, and asked again: "Let's talk!"

He wanted Guan Nan to cry and call out his name, just thinking about it made him so excited.

Guan Nan was going crazy.

Thinking that this person is Jiang Chi, it can only be Jiang Chi.

The feeling of the body is instantly magnified tens of thousands of times.

Guan Nan's thoughts were fragmented for a moment, and when he connected online again, Jiang Chi's emotional face came into view, full of masculine aggression, and his sinister smile was so sexy that it was suffocating.

The moment his eyes were on the line, Guan Nan cried out.

--"husband!"

The sobbing cry followed Jiang Chi's ear and penetrated into the depths of his brain, causing his scalp to go numb in an instant.

Jiang Chi trembled uncontrollably.

Then suddenly stopped moving.

Guan Nan panted lightly and looked up.

Jiang Chi's complexion was unsightly like never before, a face that was pitch black and stormy.

He stretched out his hand to cover Guan Nan's eyes, which were staring round because of confusion.

He said in a rough voice, "Don't look!"

Really, very fierce!

作者有话要说：姜迟：？？？？？？？？小朋友的脑回路真的……只想他叫声名字，怎么开口就喊老公！这谁顶得住啊？都不许看！停车场去！自己去！感谢在2021-02-1719:51:21~2021-02-1904:22:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Mu Sheng 4; A Li You Milk Tea, ANYGKI 3; Mu Yun, Du Tao, Lin Su. 1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of misty rain on the broken bridge;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!