Shirase, the leader of the Yokohama Supernatural Group

I decided not to take the usual path, to catch the turtle in the urn, and firmly trap the little thoughtful Dazai.For example, I first ask Dazai about his last wish (crossed out) in a friendly and polite manner, and to be precise, ask about his preferences.

"What do you like..." Before my words could completely leave my throat, Dazai answered with a beat.

He stretched out his hand and took my hand affectionately, and at the same time, he began to perform to me.

"Who can compare to Shirase-chan..." Dazai's tone was light and light, as if he was in a state of being in a state after drinking fake wine.

I shook off the goose bumps that were unconsciously withering all over my body, and retracted my hands non-stop.For this reason, I deliberately corrected, "I mean what color do you like?"

Dazai seemed to get the thought in my heart, his brows and eyes were full of surprise, "Does Shirase plan to wear clothes of the color I like?"

Congratulations to Dazai Xi for mentioning half of the correct answer.It's just that the clothes are women's skirts, and it's not me, but him who wears them.

I changed the look of being choked by his earthy love words, and returned to a kind and pure smile, and responded ambiguously, "Just tell me what color you like?"

Today's society is an era that emphasizes democracy and freedom. I not only closely follow the principles of democracy, but also thoroughly implement this concept and implement it perfectly.

"Hmm." Dazai put his palms together thoughtfully, and gave the answer that Chicken and Duck said, "I don't like green."

I finally figured out why Dazai and I couldn't connect to each other's antennas.Just because Dazai is not a fan of green environmentalism.

Back to the point, I get it.

Arranging a small green suspender skirt?Luzai, you deserve it.

The above is my hard-core promotional words about Dazai. I have already thought about it and printed it on the banner for everyone to watch.

There are seven colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple. I am ready for everything. Thanks to my ally Alice for her kind sponsorship.Although she made a slightly strange request, it made me frown.

After I took over the sponsorship, I boldly said no to Alice, and bluntly pierced her little thoughts.

"Okay, Shirase-chan?" I turned a blind eye to Alice's coquettishness. On the contrary, Dr. Mori was full of envy that was about to overflow.

In a way, Dr. Sen and I are quite similar.

Of course, I am not a lolita/controller. After all, after tasting the delicate and beautiful white orchids, will I still be interested in shriveled unflowered buds?Obviously, the odds are very low.

Unmoved, I carried Dazai Mirai's seven-day clothes, and left the reluctant Alice without looking back.

"You like it." I took out the bright avocado green dress and gestured in front of Dazai.The latter suddenly realized that Xizi was holding his heart together, "Shirase, don't be shy if you want to wear it."

"I won't tell anyone, you do have a fetish for women." Dazai assured me by patting his chest with a smile on his face.His hand dishonestly took out the camera from under the bed.

Good guy, even the props are prepared for me.Naturally, I unceremoniously accepted the road that Dazai had paved for me.This is the mantis catching the cicada and the oriole behind.

Before Dazai could react, I took the camera from Dazai's hand neatly, showing a typical smile of a successful villain, "Come on, put it on obediently."

In order to match the villainous atmosphere that I unconsciously emanated, I added specifically for Dazai, "Don't be afraid, although I am not a good person, I promise that I will not act recklessly and forcefully."

What I said in my mouth did not prevent my body from starting to move, as a prelude to preventing sprains before exercising.

Dazai's originally elated smile instantly froze and solidified into an ice sculpture, as if you just touch it lightly, and he will crack open at the sound.Unconvinced, Dazai appealed, "Shirase, are you really not curious about what happened that night before?"

He throws out exciting introductions, just like Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who wish to take the bait.

Dazai is trying to predict my behavior.I can't let him succeed.

I first repeated the question calmly, "Which night are you referring to?" It was a rare opportunity to pry open the shell of Dazai's crab, and I tried to test Dazai with the principle of not wasting.

Dazai put his hairy head close to my ear, and his lips moved slightly to tell me the unbelievable truth——

"That night, Saiki-kun and I ran into Shirase who was watching us by coincidence." Dazai's tone and attitude as light as a feather made me feel shocked in my pupils.

Although within the scope of my vision, I only noticed in the dream the extremely penetrating X-ray of Saiki Kusuo facing me off guard.I can't remember Dazai's behavior at that time.

The expression on Dazai's face is elusive, and it is difficult to analyze the reason from his subtle expressions.To this, I responded to Dazai sternly, "So, can you see through my heart?"

I mean it literally.If the heartbeat is gone, will there be more or less problems with the heart?For example, the heart is like a crescent moon, with a big corner missing.

"Do you want to know the follow-up?" Dazai tactfully avoided my doubts, and continued to perform the siren-like temptation task.

Later on…

Red and green are a shit race.I don't know which celebrity this famous saying comes from?

I stared blankly at Luzai and me in the mirror, and gradually put forward my opinion with a serious expression, "Dazai, do you think black and white would look better together?"

If Dazai changed to wearing a jet-black sexy little black dress, and I wore an extremely pure white dress, it would seem to be several times better than the status quo.

Standing behind me, Dazai, who spontaneously admired the beauty, adjusted his skirt properly, then moved to my side, straightened my dazzling red wig for me, and said soothingly, "Don't worry, Shirase-chan Absolutely beautiful."

I said that only those who have water in their heads believe in Dazai's evil.I took a deep breath, and carried out the mutual compliments of courteous reciprocity, and praised Dazai sincerely, "You're not bad, Zhizichan."

Dazai and I looked at each other and smiled hypocritically, and the unique fragrance of green tea spread around us.

As for the two or three things about wearing wigs that popped up out of nowhere, for wig wholesaler Osamu Dazai, he plausibly issued the same statement as Ellie, "Since you are looking for excitement, you must pursue it to the end."

"Women's clothing should be perfectly matched from top to bottom, from head to toe."

I have to be thankful that I chose a red dress with red hair, which is much better than green hair.

***

Men, regardless of age, are always full of fanciful confidence.

Does the thickness of the skin determine a person's self-confidence?I looked suspiciously at Dazai, who showed off his beauty without panic at all, and the latter hooked my arm intimately, just like the gesture of plastic sisters shopping.

"Relax, Shirase-chan." Zhizi-chan patted my arm a few times, motioning for me to learn from him his composure.

My hands and feet were stiff and I did not shake off Dazai who was wrapping around my left hand.

It's outrageous, it's the first time for me to wear women's clothing, so how can Dazai teach me as a senior player while being nonchalant?

"Let go of Shirase, who is too shy to know what to do first." Dazai smiled and let go of my hand, inviting me to experience his hearse drifting technique.

Until I was sitting in the co-pilot and fastened my seat belt, I suddenly realized something was wrong.Dazai doesn't have a driver's license.

I have always obeyed the traffic rules, even when I was riding a broomstick, I consciously avoided creatures that appeared in mid-air and so on.And the car driven by Dazai has completely violated my code of conduct.

To my question, Dazai responded naturally, "Have you ever seen a gangster who cared about his driver's license?"

"Wouldn't it be cool if you realize that you regret not having a driver's license?" I blurted out without thinking.

Dazai turned his head at 90 degrees to watch me, and he raised a strange opinion, "When did Shirase become so afraid of death?"

Don't worry, when you cool down, I may still be alive, as long as I can still have a clear enough consciousness.

I was speechless for a moment, refuting Dazai's misunderstanding of me. "No, death isn't scary to me. What's scary is that death is ridiculous and uninspiring."

Just like Dazai's thoughts that often hang in his mouth, what he pursues is a refreshing and non-residual way of ending.

It is inevitable that it will lead to a dead end, which is not my favorite.The divergent points in the unknown journey make me willing to spend a lot of money, which is in line with my nature of a crazy gambler.

Come as you please, do whatever you want, it can be called happy.

Dazai deeply felt that I was persuading him with reason and evidence.Therefore, Dazai chose to drag racing to celebrate his sudden enlightenment.

May I ask how fast Dazai was driving, so that my wig almost flew out of the car window and was hanging on the tree branch?

"Shirose-chan, it's really awesome. Last time Alice tried to build my new car, she vomited several times in the end." Dazai boasted with his big eyes shining brightly, giving me a thumbs up.

Cooperating with Alice to faint, can you still wake people up by relying on the speed of the car?

I accepted Dazai's praise without changing my face, and gave a rating of zero stars after the experience, "I feel like I'm really moved."

Dazai took advantage of the time when my frantic heartbeat calmed down, he smiled the most tenderly and pawed me, to maintain my image status as a beautiful girl, "Let's go, dear Shirase-chan, I will take you to see Saiki-kun."

I don't know if Saiki Kusuo looked at the almanac when he went out, it must be full of warnings that it is not suitable to travel today.It wasn't just my eyes that were causing damage, so I graciously agreed to Dazai's proposal and stood up.

"..." The beautiful girl Shirase took the first step out of the car door, and actually faced the lambs.

My smile was completely condensed into an inseparable ball.

Talking about others with a mouth, but talking about myself without a mouth, this sentence is a true portrayal of me.Those who didn't look at the calendar when they went out were not only Kusuo Saiki, but also me.

"Shogo, look at this beautiful girl, could it be Shirase?" With sharp ears, I heard whispers among the lambs.

The more critical it is, the more you have to pretend to be calm and not cowardly.

I kept my face as a beautiful girl and waited for Luzai to come out with me to meet the overturned ending.

Unexpectedly, the dog Dazai figured out something was wrong, and chose to stay in the car, as if acting as my driver. This trip was just to take me on the road (crossed out) and take me on a trip.

As an old member of Yangli, Shogo secretly stared at me several times, and concluded, "No, of course she isn't, you guys are stupid, Shirase is not red-haired."

My heart, hanging high in my throat, fell back to its place unharmed.

Shogo, as expected of you, I have mistakenly recognized his naive attributes.