Shirase, the leader of the Yokohama Supernatural Group

"Do you still remember the moment when the screen above your head was filled with light?" I recalled Dazai's memory again.The latter made a question mark for no reason, and asked me in a slightly perplexed manner, "What is that?"

Facing the bald headed Zai who refused to admit it, I couldn't help but hesitate to try to distinguish whether he was pretending to be stupid or not?

Adhering to the principle of being considerate and not OOC for the other party to straighten out their thoughts before beating him, I stretched out my hand and fiddled with Dazai's hair, just as I was about to blurt out the word bald headed slaughter.

Dazai's hair was once again pulled into the palm of my hand.

Why is the touch this time more realistic than last time?

I stared in horror at Dazai whose mouth corners were stiff with sincerity.

Before the other party came back to his senses and came to ask me to settle the score, I nimbly put on Dazai's beloved furry wig, and gently brushed and pulled the other party's wig to consolidate the beautiful shape.

It turns out that the saying that birds of a feather flock together and people divide into groups is true.

You look at Dr. Gu Sen's tall and straight hairline, and then look at Dazai who lives with him.

This is the so-called not being a family, not entering a family.

I solemnly assured Dazai, "Don't be afraid. I won't tell others the fact that you are bald at a young age."

In order to strengthen my sincerity, I deliberately used the name Zhongye Zaizai, "I won't even tell Zhongye."

It is impossible for me to tell Chuya Dazai the bald man.I would just take off Dazai's wig and show Chuya in all aspects what a bald braised egg looks like.

Dazai closed his eyes in pain, buried his head between his arms, trembling faintly.It looked as if he was holding his broken self-esteem and was crying.

For the first time, I felt a little pity for Dazai, and I patted him on the back to comfort him, "Don't be afraid, the old one won't go away, and the new one won't come." Maybe the new one will come after reincarnation in the next life...

"Being bald sooner or later. You're just getting used to it."

Evidently, my consolation worked well.Dazai's shoulders trembled more violently.

Before my long-lost love and affection came to the fore, Dazai couldn't help but raise his head from his arms with a wanton laugh, and peeled off his wig layer by layer towards me.

"I knew the quality of the wig this time was good, and the fake ones could be confused with the real ones." Dazai sighed while losing his hair.

You shit, wasting my emotions brewing for a long time for no reason.

Angrily, I buried Dazai on a pile of hair on the floor, and warned him with very kind eyes, "If you try again, I will make your hair really die."

Dazai raised his hands from the pile of lifelike wigs, looked up at me who was half-squatting, and said slowly, "Are you a shaving machine, Shirase?"

Unbearable, no need to endure.

Sure enough, I pressed his dog's head down again.

Thanks to a group of wigs, otherwise I could measure the thickness of the floor and the hardness of Dazai's skull to see which one is slightly better.

***

I was taking a bath in the bathroom to enjoy my little yellow duck session, and there was a fierce banging sound outside the door on the other side, which sounded a bit like the prelude to the crime scene.

I don't mind putting on my earphones and indulging in my own world.There is also the Clow card sitting in charge, Dazai can't cool down.

"The big rabbit was burned alive..." Bai Lan's unique tone rang in my ears sweetly.

Am I going crazy?Missing Bai Lan too much caused me to have hallucinations, and I heard the sleep-aiding songs that Bai Lan coaxed me back then.I took off the earphones in disbelief and put them on again.

The song was switched successfully, until the words that abruptly overwhelmed the bgm appeared...

"Honey... shall we play a game?" The familiar tone started a weird topic.

I withdraw my wrong judgment just now.

Excuse me, there is a white orchid growing in the earphone, how to solve it?

The two who had been arguing so loudly, they automatically turned off the microphone when they saw me walking out with my eyes wandering.Chuya's original plan to sue was automatically changed to concern, "Shirase, why are you so pale?"

"I know." Before I could give an answer, Chuya learned to answer. He frowned firmly and said, "Dazai did it, right!"

If you are undecided, first settle the score with Dazai.

Whether he is or not, kill him first and then talk.

If you can use the above two principles proficiently, you will find that your life has fewer ups and downs. It is recommended to practice by yourself and master the strength of killing.

I opened my mouth to clarify the truth for Dazai, "No."

Dazai, who originally planned to settle accounts with Chuya angrily, suddenly changed his expression, showing a typical successful vicious stepmother smile, and said to Zhongya as if showing off, "Look at it."

"Shirose perfectly believes in me unconditionally, he firmly believes that I am not the kind of person you said." Dazai's eyebrows revealed his complacency.

Is my memory going wrong?In my impression, I just opened my mouth and said no.How did Dazai pull out so many wrong analyses.

Chuya carefully brought his forehead close to mine.After testing out my normal temperature, Zhong subconsciously murmured, "Is the temperature normal?"

Dazai, who provoked the onlookers, suddenly changed his face. He nimbly pulled away Chuya, who was still close to me even if he moved his forehead, and complained about Chuya's actions just now. body temperature…"

Chuya stared at Dazai, and replied angrily, "Shirase used the simple method you described to measure my body temperature."

Look, this is the cub I raised.

The relief of the old father arises spontaneously...

Dazai muttered indistinct words, probably humming his own words.

Chuya thought for a moment, and showed a sudden realization expression.His shining eyes kept rubbing his hands together until they were hot, then Chuya put his hands on my cheeks, one left and one right.

"Will Nuan Nuan make you look better?" Zhong also said to himself, while gently touching my cheek, trying to cast magic on my cold and pale face to restore a healthy rosiness.

I always feel that there is a high probability that Zhongye's sudden whimsy followed me.

While I couldn't help but laugh, I took Chuya's hand out of my face and held it in my palm.

"Yes." I responded to Chuya's expectation with a smile.After all, the heart softened unconsciously, not to mention the mere pale face.

Zhong also inevitably showed a little proud expression, he quietly puffed out his chest, and muttered softly, "That's good."

Dazai pretended to be very moved, he followed my movements, and couldn't help stretching out his claws and landed directly on the top of my hands and Chuya's.

Are you Dazai Nyan who firmly fulfills the principle that the cat's claw must be on top?

It was too late to appreciate Dazai Chuchu's pitiful performance, and Zhong and I also showed the effect like an electric shock, and suddenly retracted our hands.

As soon as Dazai's voice fell, he said.

"We are really a happy family of three." Dazai's face reveals a deep narcissistic touch.

Fortunately or not, I'm okay.As for Dazai, he has already been beaten by Chuya.

I am used to watching this violence with indifference and indifference.

As a result, Chuya let out an exclamation unexpectedly.

Nakaya grasped Dazai's uprooted hair helplessly.

"You pay me for my hair." Dazai let out a mournful cry like a female ghost in a movie.

Do everything we can do to touch porcelain with our father and son.I couldn't bear to look straight at him, so I pulled off Dazai's bald hood, fully revealing his beautiful hair.

"Don't be afraid, this wig is still fake." After speaking, I lifted Dazai's wig again.

In the process of uncovering the nesting dolls back and forth, Chuya's expression became numb.

At the same time, Nakaya breathed a sigh of relief furtively, came back to his senses, and was about to reach out and pull Dazai's hair.The latter made a painful noise, "It hurts."

"Wait!" I stopped Chuya, "This time Dazai's hair is real."

Who told me to pull Dazai's wig before, he pretended to cooperate with his startled behavior, and there was pitiful grievance in his brows and eyes, "Shirase, this is really my hair."

I believed in his evil, and it was a wig again.

This is the price of wolves.Who can imagine that someone can be so boring as to put a wig on his head all the time without any sense of disobedience.

Dazai may have eaten up the sense of disobedience, right?

***

"Are you looking for this person?" Zhong also picked up a full-body photo of cadre X, feeling puzzled for some reason.

Dazai lay peacefully on the sofa, raised his ears, and lazily responded, "Why, have you seen each other recently?"

Zhong Ye nodded and gave an unimaginable answer.

"When I went out with the sheep members this morning, Shogo bumped into him." The middle also added details, "Due to the collision, the hat on his head almost flew straight out, so the other party quickly put it on again, and there was no sign of haste. He and Shogo cared about not looking at the road, and even lowered his hat in a panic and left."

Dazai and I looked at each other at the same time, both looking thoughtful.

"I remember correctly, his body is intact?" I asked tentatively while groping for my memory.

Dazai replied simply, "Yeah." His brows furrowed slightly.

After being affirmed, I continued to reason according to my thoughts, "Could it be that his body is missing?" Cadre X has already entered the grave.

It seems impolite to dig it up and take a look.

Dazai didn't deny my opinion.

I sighed casually, "This is the end of no cremation. The fire is gone, and the ashes are left. What other tricks can you play for resurrection?"

Zhong also agreed with my opinion, and gave a strange opinion, "He doesn't look like a human being."

The chance of rebirth is rare, but as the saying goes, there must be losses, unlike people, it is already a good ending.I am the best example. Traveling through time, my heart never beats again.

Zhong also tried to find accurate words to describe the strong sense of disobedience in cadre X. After he hesitated for a long time and was speechless, Zhong also finally gave up on the adjective vocabulary of the other party.

"You said what would be the first thing you want to do when you return to life after death?" I pondered over the trajectory of cadre X's walking route.

To see his beloved little money money?

Or to meet his radiant green lover?

After all, isn't it a self-inflicted surrender to the ancestors?

"Is this person important?" Zhong also asked us tentatively.Due to the difference in identity and faction, Zhong also clenched his fist and said nothing.