Shirase, the leader of the Yokohama Supernatural Group

"It hurts." The voice floated faintly from the bottom not far away.

Don't get me wrong, it's not me who feels the pain this time.Obviously, it was Dazai who landed perfectly to the ground thanks to Chuya's over-the-shoulder throw.

Congratulations to Dazai for breaking away from the unconscious state of dementia and returning to his normal abnormality.

Dazai Liluo got up as if nothing happened, but he hadn't fully got up yet, his small mouth was already blah blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.Dazai complained endlessly, "Look, Shirase, look."

"How did the cub you raised treat me." Dazai even made up his mind to tell me about Chuya's black gesture in front of me, right under the eyes of Nakaya's cub.

I answered very naturally, "I'm not blind, I'm watching."

If you are slaughtered, you will be slaughtered. Is it possible to choose a good day and auspicious day?

Dazai, who was obviously dissatisfied with the behavior of me and Xini, came to me with a whimper, and put on a white lotus and green tea avatar with a weak face, while continuing to accuse Zhong in a vicious stepmother tone. Also the violence/lines committed against him.

I'm not ashamed to ask if Dazai fell stupid?Or is he just being stupid?You haven't successfully obtained me yet, are you trying to bully me as a future mother?

Chuya secretly peeped at my expression, his original idea of ​​killing me was completely formed, and he had already started to grab the other party's collar.

"Don't you care?" Dazai looked at me sitting at the dining table in a slightly broken state.

I ate as if nothing had happened, and even came over to taste it after calling Zhongya Dazai.After all, it came from one of his stepmother candidates, Dazai Lu's cooking skills.

Wait, always feel like I'm forgetting something?

Could it be that he was cheering for Chuya when he beat the slaughter?I stopped my chopsticks, puzzled, and spent a few seconds in a daze, still unable to remember what I had overlooked.

Dazai still has some skills to hide in his bandages, maybe there are other things besides the air conditioner.

For example, he tilted his head slightly and whispered something in Zhongye's ear that I was not allowed to hear.

Chuya's expression froze, his eyes inadvertently swept across my wound, his lips were pursed, revealing a little unpleasantness.

Dazai escaped a catastrophe in his life by virtue of his ability.

Dazai, who survived the catastrophe, unrepentantly spread his wings on the verge of death. He carelessly raised the corners of his lips, provoking Chuya.

Anyone can see through Dazai's little tricks with inferior provocation methods.

Zhong also plunged headlong into the opponent's trap.

I raised my forehead with a complicated expression.It turns out that Dazai's supernatural ability can also cause the invalidation of human sanity, which is incredible.

Until Chuya picked up the bowl of mushroom soup on the table and took a sip, I finally belatedly remembered what was wrong.

"Don't drink it either."

As soon as my words fell, Zhong also drank the poisonous mushroom soup in one gulp.He opened his blue eyes in confusion, like a fawn who met a human being for the first time in the forest, ignorant but full of unconditional trust.

After a few seconds, up to 1 minute, nothing happens.

oh.It seems that I wronged Dazai.

I couldn't help avoiding Dazai's sad gaze with a guilty conscience, and the latter opened his mouth in great sadness, "Shirase..."

A voice of resentment comparable to that of calling a soul.

"In Shirase's mind, am I a person full of malice?" Dazai stared pitifully at me who was silent.

Is there any malice, I will put a question mark for now.But judging from the aura emanating from Dazai's body, it definitely cannot be classified as a human being.

Probably black mud essence?

I tried to use precise words to describe each other.

To be precise, Dazai and Bailan have somewhat similar attributes.Hit people?I struggle with the strange similarity between them.

But thinking about it now... I was slow to realize that the question Bai Lan asked me at that time might not be a simple joke.

She hugged my neck and showed me a sweet and moving smile, "Honey, shall we destroy the world together?"

A patient, or a person who is suspected to be more seriously ill than me.My first instinct tells me.Also to correct, I don't have any idea about the world.

If it weren't for the fact that Bai Lan is my girlfriend, I would definitely suggest her to receive the treatment of Dr. Hannibal. Whoever tries it will work.

"Huh?" Bai Lan raised her eyebrows slightly and waited for my reply.

Even if Bai Lan only used a simple rhetorical tone, my body's stress response-the desire to survive was automatically activated.

Bai Lan caressed my back, which gave me goosebumps.

To be honest, if you fall in love with a medical student, will you experience the same situation as mine, that is, the other person's caress for you always makes you feel that she is stroking the small experimental animal.

I tactfully suggested to Bai Lan, who is a medical student, "Bai Lan, can you touch my back instead of using the touch of the general teacher?"

Not only did Bai Lan not accept my opinion, she even asked me if I had any other opinions as a matter of course.

"..." Look at me, do I dare?I nodded on my front foot and dared to offer new opinions, but I was afraid that my back foot would not be a dog's head.

From the heart, I choose to let the flow naturally become a Buddha system like water.

"Huh?" Bai Lan stared at me impatiently.

I pointed to the three Powerpuff Girls/Police that happened to appear on the TV screen, and gave a negative answer, "No. I don't want to." I paused slightly, and explained the reason firmly, "Because if the world is destroyed, they will be killed." Sanctioned by the three little girls/police."

Bai Lan couldn't help being stunned at first, and then muttered angrily to the three cute and fingerless animation characters on the screen.

"Wait. I will settle accounts with them one by one sooner or later." Bai Lan stood in front of the screen and spoke harshly.

After Bai Lan settled the innocent cartoon characters, she turned around and settled the score with me.

"And you, why don't you trust my ability?" Bai Lan asked me angrily.

Dangerous.

I pretended to be calm and replied, "Because good-looking people are not convincing."

Bai Lan's mood improved at a speed visible to the naked eye, and she muttered to let me go.

In a way, Bailan is pretty easygoing, but her anger and happiness are different from ordinary people. You can't follow the path of ordinary people to understand her. If you want to follow her path, Bailan will have nowhere to go. Will honestly not get angry.

The above is the experience I have summed up after countless times of crisis training, I hope you all know.

So...Bai Lan and Dazai have the same attributes, which means that Dazai is also my patient?For this reason, I decided that from now on, I will treat Dazai with tolerance through the filter of my patients.

"Don't look at me like that, I'm too embarrassed to be in front of Chuya." Dazai covered his face shyly in line with his words.

Nakaya directly ignored Dazai's actions, and instead asked me with an empty bowl, "Did Shirase make it? It's delicious."

My expression became indescribable.

Dazai put on a loving cloak, and said lovingly to Zhongye Zaizai in a benevolent tone like a wolf grandmother, "Drink more if it tastes good."

Dazai's words probably used a spell to trigger Chuya's poisoning effect.

Zhong also consciously put the bowl on the table in advance, and fell straight into my arms.

When I was stunned by the sudden Chuya, Dazai questioned incredulously, "Is it fake? How can there be such a long delay effect!"

I decided to deal with the nonsense Dazai later.

The most urgent task is to solve the emergencies in Zhongye.I couldn't help blurting out worriedly, "Do you think I should be sent to Zhongye for gastric lavage?"

Getting Dazai's resentment——

"You're too double-standard, Shirase!"

"When I was unconscious and demented, you let me stay where I was, and you even called it the weather neither hot nor cold, so I wouldn't catch a cold."

Sounds like my style of speaking.

I argued righteously, "Using the sky as a quilt is more in line with your mood."

As for Zhongye, he was just a child, so he was poisoned and sent for gastric lavage?