Shirase, the leader of the Yokohama Supernatural Group

I still don't understand how I was lying on top of Osamu Dazai's bed.

Someone's greeting came faintly from under the bed, "Are you comfortable, Shirase?"

I didn't feel at all that I had succeeded in turning the customer into the master, so I nodded and responded to Dazai Osamu, "It's okay." As the saying goes, the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as my own doghouse.

The voice like a complaining woman came to an abrupt end.

The rain card in my pocket was whirring and burning to grab my attention.It told me with great interest that there were other Clow cards wandering nearby.

I was faintly sleepy and uninspired, and immediately cheered up. I asked about the specific location of the rain card with high spirits, summoned a broomstick, and threw down the exhaust gas produced by Dazai Osamu's broom.

Flying and flying, I felt something was wrong.

Wei Shen.Could it be that I have recently eaten and fed so many oranges that my weight has skyrocketed?

I subconsciously raised my head and glanced under the broom. Osamu Dazai, whose hair was disheveled by the strong wind and yet lost his personality, smiled awkwardly but politely at me, "Hi, Shirase-chan."

"Why are you here?" I stared dumbfounded at Osamu Dazai with his hands hanging under the tail of the broom, and blurted out in disbelief.

Good guy, with such a strong arm?Is the next step going directly through the whole process of horizontal bar exercise?

I admit that I underestimated Osamu Dazai with tinted glasses.This product is not false at all, I am afraid that the waist discounts in the past are all fake, right?

"Because I can't miss Shirase-chan's wonderful battle moment." After Dazai Osamu said, he shook the camera hanging around his neck.

Osamu Dazai climbed up and sat up with ease, and caught my waist unexpectedly, causing me to flinch suddenly, and handed over the control of the broomstick to the air.

The crash was successful.

I sat on the unlucky Dazai Osamu unscathed.Don't ask, why isn't he sitting on top of me.The question is the ghost of quantum mechanics.

It never occurred to them that the scene was so coincidental - just as the one on the other end persuaded Dalang to drink the medicine quickly, Ximen Qing on the other end came directly to the door.

"Hi, Zhongye." I greeted Zhongye Zaizai as if nothing had happened without changing my face or beating my heart.

With my keen intuition, Chuya was definitely blown away.

You can see his hair stands up unconsciously.

I was silent for a while, and without hesitation, I got up and grabbed the silent poor Zai, and handed it to Zhongye.

Oh, the problem that even beating and slaughtering can't solve it this time really makes me bald.

Osamu Dazai, who was refused to sign for the gift that was rejected by the person concerned, got out of my hand. He pointed at Chuya who ran away angrily with great interest, and asked me.

"Are you sure you don't want to chase him?" It was obviously a well-intentioned proposal, but I always felt that the other party was uneasy and kind.

It's like a weasel giving New Year greetings to a chicken, neither of which is a good thing.

Wait, I seem to have scolded myself.

"No." I answered Dazai Osamu unexpectedly.

I don’t know how to run away from home with long legs. It’s hard to say Clow cards. I can catch one of them.

After taking on the form of a little girl, Umeki hid behind me shyly, a few steps away from Osamu Dazai.I saw her anxious expression and casually comforted her, "Don't be afraid, if he dares to touch you, I'll beat him."

Speaking of it, I am also grateful for the existence of Yu Card, which reminded me of the situation where Alice ran into Osamu Dazai.

Although it is slightly different from what I guessed, Alice will be Dr. Sen's humanoid ability.

Fortunately, I once thought that Dr. Mori was also a kindred spirit, a magical young man.In vain, I secretly worried that I, who is also a magical boy, will have the same hairline as Dr. Mori after many years.

There were no abnormal reactions around, except for Osamu Dazai who had squatted at a good angle to videotape me.ignore him.I'll pick him up when I'm free.

Until I heard the voice of drooling.

Friends, have you ever seen a crab so greedy that you are salivating?

The crab, which is about the same height as me, stared at me with its teeth and claws wide open. It waved to me excitedly as if it had bumped into an idol fan.

Crab claws are ready to come over and try to pinch me.

You said, if I throw Osamu Dazai over there, will the effect of the Clow card on the crab be canceled?

For this reason, I named my combat strategy [Reluctant to bear children, unable to hold wolves. ]

"It's the ability to magnify." The corners of my lips curled up unconsciously.

I can't help but wonder where the highest limit of magnification can go?If the small stones that can be seen everywhere are doubled and turned into giant stones, combined with the speed given by the upper wind card, is it enough to crush the nowhere to escape...

"I'm curious." I really wanted to know if crabs would suffer from dysmenorrhea.With that in mind, I did it.

Thank you for still having the opportunity to bring back the painful abilities from my previous life when I travel through time.

Originally, it was just my girlfriend before time travel who complained casually, "You just tell me to drink more hot water all day long, why don't you suffer severe menstrual pain, and you can fully understand that hot water is not effective."

Thanks to her, although I didn't experience the torment of dysmenorrhea, it gave me the effect of dysmenorrhea.

The crab's peas eyes showed a painful expression visible to the naked eye, and I got a sincere sense of satisfaction from my bad taste.

"Do you like crabs, Dazai?" I think this ingredient can be cooked, the meat is very fat, but unfortunately I don't like all seafood with a fishy smell.

As soon as I looked back, I almost fell on the camera that Osamu Dazai was carrying.

Why are you planning to take pictures of my delicate face with zero pores?That's a ticket fee.

Osamu Dazai moved the camera away from him, nodded to me with sparkling eyes and said, "I like it."

"Then I'll give it to you." It's not a loss to use waste.

I quickly pulled Osamu Dazai back from the crab claws that were dangling from the pain, "Don't you look at the road?"

Osamu Dazai muttered aggrievedly, "It's all my fault that I became obsessed with filming Shirase-chan."

I suppressed the groaning in my heart.

I'm used to the three-character title of "Shirose sauce" again and again, so let him go.

Dazai not only doesn't listen to you, but also touches porcelain, so he can play up our brothers in front of Dr. Sen (?).

"Dazai." I looked at the big crab, which was so painful that it fainted, and asked hesitantly, "Do you think it can be put directly into the pot?"

"It's ok." Osamu Dazai looked at the fallen crab and gave the answer.

With eyes as bright as light bulbs, he excitedly arranged my next move, "Shirose, are you going to cook crabs for me?"

Dazai Osamu has already started to order, he murmured, "Such a big crab can be made into many kinds of dishes."

“Crab Roe Tofu…Crab Meat Casserole…Steamed Crab…”

I hastily stopped Dazai Osamu's quotes about food.

"Tie it up for you, and you can take it home and make it yourself." What cooking, do you think I am someone who can cook?Although I will.

Osamu Dazai nodded, and replied confidently, "Shirose-chan's cooking is super delicious, it tastes like someone's wife."

Heard all the shit talk.

I responded perfunctorily angrily, "Yes, yes, you saw it, right?"

Osamu Dazai looked at me silently, as if I would regret it if I didn't cook for him.